>>40452862
>twice a week
What do you think I am, a machine?

KFC and oxys. A good day for boomer.

<3

Miracles and wonders- a thread without screaming fat people.

The sheer audacity. The gall.

And may I just say that none of you appreciate fine literature. I could be selling my fare to the New Yorker. Yet I waste on you rifraf for free.

Pearls before swine, is what I sez ha cha cha

Kevin Lee Jacobs is the only man I would ever consider marrying and going full homo for. And of course he has been married for some 27.

I could never land someone like that though. He is waaaaaay out of my league. He would be such an ideal husband though. He has more culture in his little fingernail than I would have in my whole body over five lifetimes.

tldr I wish more gays were like Kevin Lee Jacobs. What a treasure of a spouse he would be. I wish I even deserved such a husband. Shame hes a guy. I could overlook it though for someone who cooked like that and kept such a top notch home.

Im sorry for gushing. But he blows my mind with fantasies of a proper domestic life.

>>105693880
>mfw get heart palpitations all of a sudden
>think it's anxiety or something
>realize I've been chugging energy drinks on a daily basis for weeks
I'm not gonna say never again, but one can a week is more than enough, it's back to coffee for me.