Bike days are over
https://youtu.be/zvE549_mxW0

It just wasn't for him, it could have been for you, it could have been for me, but it most definitely was not for him I'm afraid. He didn't know he had to pedal it he just wanted to turn handle and it go 4x faster.

He got that beer bike. He can enjoy a couple of jars on the back of his bike. It might not be for you but it's definitely for him

MILK AND MORE
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.
>Runs you over and kills you, he then claims PTSD and gets top rate pip as yer wee maw buries ye.