Why are Windfags in denial that Sonic has become a textbook Mary Sue straight out DeviantArt? This is the actual problem. This shit right here. Why even bother having a story when there's no stakes? This shit is not okay.

>Sonic
>cool
No. There's nothing cool about being some corporate executive's mary sue self-insert. They shill this character so hard, and that only serves to show off how forced and lame he is.

>>534249779
Because Sonic is basically above gods, and nothing poses any threat to him. And that's a good thing!