>>712977384
I don't want to hear it.

Alright. instead of thinking of this problem in terms of goats, cars, and shady game show hosts, we should think about it in a way that makes more sense.

Okay, imagine you're in some fucking.... Zelda dungeon or something, I don't know. now, imagine you're in a checkerboard room, which is, let's say, 4x4, meaning it has 16 squares to work with. You're waltzing through, and all of a sudden, a trap: 14 of the tiles collapse into a bottomless pit, leaving only two tiles remaining.
Doesn't it seem like chance that those 14 tiles fell, and two of them didn't? Maybe you should start worrying why the only other tile there is still standing.

Okay, not the most airtight analogy, but you get the point.

>>712538703
Total public company death.