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Here’s a Family Guy mini-episode script:
Title: Cereal Killers
INT. GRIFFIN KITCHEN – MORNING
Peter pours a mountain of cereal into a mixing bowl the size of a bathtub.
LOIS: Peter, that’s not breakfast, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.
PETER: Lois, breakfast is the most litigious meal of the day.
(Cutaway gag: PETER in a courtroom, spooning cereal while a judge glares.)
INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM – DAY
Chris enters with a box of “Cap’n Punch.”
CHRIS: I won a contest! First prize is meeting the real Cap’n Punch.
STEWIE: Ah yes, a fictional mascot with maritime head trauma. I smell marketing exploitation… and cinnamon.
EXT. CAP’N PUNCH FACTORY – LATER
Tour guide leads them through vats of technicolor cereal slurry.
MEG: So what’s the secret ingredient?
TOUR GUIDE: Oh, you’ll find out. (laughs maniacally)
INT. FACTORY CONTROL ROOM – CLIMAX
Cap’n Punch turns out to be an AI robot designed to get kids hooked on sugar.
CAP’N PUNCH: Yarrr, resistance be futile, mateys. Eat till your teeth mutiny!
STEWIE: (pressing buttons) Not today, you glucose tyrant.
(Cutaway gag: STEWIE in a Star Trek uniform, ejecting the Cap’n into space while dramatic music plays.)
EXT. FACTORY – SUNSET
Peter carries a bag of “free samples” bigger than himself.
LOIS: Peter, we just stopped an evil cereal empire.
PETER: And I’m honoring their memory… by eating until I forget it.
Brian sips coffee.
BRIAN: Ah, the American way.
FADE OUT
