Cat Person
>I don't like dogs. They smell, are dangerous, and are a lot of work to look after. So I choose to not have a dog and avoid places dogs tend to be. I don't like when dog people bring their dog to my house without asking
Dog Person
>I fucking hate cats, I want all cats to fucking die, cat people are freaks, my dog would never bite anyone who didn't deserve it, and I trust his judgement so anyone he doesn't like deserves to get bitten! That 8 year old was fucking asking for it, fuck around and find out I say! Any man who owns a cat is definitely a pedophile! I also deliberately run over cats I see outside, because they aren't allowed to be outside! I saw a cat outside in someone's backyard so I opened the gate to let it out then killed it because it was on public property illegally! Yeah I am a binge drinker and watch Michael bay movies how did you guess?
Jokes aside, why do people who don't like cats get so unhinged about it? Every single person I have ever met who doesn't like cats was a total psycho.
