>>531372205
No, that's a genuine threat as well. Count how many anons in this thread want to cultivate a good (even if not sexual) relationship with their sisters and are simply too autistic or in their own heads to take a reasonable approach to something like that, now give them an Ashley AI that accepts them exactly for who they are without challenging them in any appreciable way and who enables their worst behaviors and tell me which option they're going to pick. For most people AI hasn't progressed beyond the silly toy that generates Ghiblislop and tells them the news in a faux-Jamaican accent, but I'm sure people didn't think smartphones would turn the civilized world into a dystopian hellscape either.

Don't kiss AI sisters, kiss your real sister!

>>530588078
Nta but we are on 4chan. Everything is anonymous, your family is schrodinger's goblin. Until i look your family both is and is not a goblin and i cannot get verified proof of it nor do i really want it.

>>530468913
He has a hard time reconciling the fact that Ashley isn't the little shitgoblin she was, and for her part Ashley doesn't always make that easy when she still occasionally does lesser shitgoblin things in the present. When Ashley was a child it would be easy for someone equally immature to think she's incapable of love in the traditional sense, especially when she threatened to tell on Andrew *and* broke the blood oath. As far as the messages go? "She's just saying things to make Julia upset." It's not hard to play cope and denial.

>>528685603
>you'd need a big lack of self awareness to wear a shirt with a pic of your sister
Not that I'd wear one because it would interfere with my dadcore I-know-how-to-change-my-own-oil drip, but what—precisely—do I stand to lose? 99% of the people I would see in the wild would not care, and the ones who would care would be random women whose opinions mean less to me than whatever I scrape off the bottom of my shoes because I don't need access to their vaginas. Sometimes having fun is worth a small minority of people thinking it's weird.

>>527688595
>Go on Craigslist
>Find some chick selling her tittymilk
>Arrange to meet
>Forget that I'm incapable of talking to people
>Forget that I'm even more incapable of talking to women
>"So, your wife can't breastfeed?"
>"Y-yeah she has trouble with her b-boobs."
>"You okay? You're sweating a lot."
>"Uhhhh..."
>Spaghetti starts launching out of my pockets in streams of pasta and sauce
>Seller runs away in terror
Such is life...

>>527370327
That's quite the assumption.