>>536934790
I like her because I want to bury my penis between her boobs while she reads me fantasy novels out loud and then I kiss her and tell her I love her and we read books curled up on a chaise lounge while moonbeams shine through the curtains onto us all night long. <3

>pretty face vs ugly face
>fat tits vs no tits
>strong gun vs weak gun
>strong AoE ability vs gutted AoE
>strong shield that increases weapon damage and has great scaling vs pitiful heal that increases fire rate with pitiful scaling
>immobilization that is impossible to hit but it has long range vs stun that is impossible to hit and is melee range
ivybros... paige is just better ivy...

>>719098889
>Redhead nerd wearing a sweater, skirt, and glasses
>Also has some nice boobs
Is this a rhetorical question?

Why are most of the new characters so cringey? Why did people vote for the cringey goat?

>>718598629
Easy choice