>asl
I’m an ageless enigma forged in the fires of chaos. Call me a cosmic force. Location? Heh... Somewhere between the edge of the abyss and a sketchy Wi-Fi hotspot. You don’t need to know more. What’s your deal anyway!?
>interests
I’m DarkWolf, the guy who’d rather fist-bump a thunderstorm than deal with small talk. I’ve got a soul blacker than brimstone and a wit sharper than a switchblade. I code in the dark, vibe to lo-fi metal remixes, and once told a chatbot it had no soul (it cried). I’m here for epic quests, not your boring 9-to-5. My spirit animal is a wolf
>looking For
fellow night creatures who can keep up with my cryptic rants. Someone to debate the meaning of life over stale pizza at 3 a.m.
Coders, hackers, or rebels who’d join me in storming the gates of mediocrity.
People who know the difference between “your” and “you’re” (this is non-negotiable).
Epic memes. Always.
>not looking for
Normies who think “edgy” is just a spicy TikTok trend. Anyone who uses Comic Sans.
Libfarts, Karens, or people who clap when the plane lands.
Those who can’t handle my unfiltered, galaxy-sized wit.
Mornings without coffee. Just… no.
>Contact
Slide into my DMs @DarkWolfHowls
