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>actually check Morton's skills
>he gets two aside from Fidget
>it's literally just "use these two healing items in combat without restriction" and nothing else
>still even consumes the items
>straight up NOTHING else, just a second base Sam except he can't get vidya skills and doesn't have a body slot
>only other gimmick is rolling Fidget for one of his like two busted items and then just sitting on it forever
>Crossword bonus and superboss didn't even exist in the game in earlier patches so he used to have even less
>his fucking cursed form gets more skills than he does
>all this for a non-guaranteed door encounter RNG character that still requires like 15 fucking Junk just to get, meaning you have to already have explored a massive chunk of the game
he's cool and a bro but he absolutely fucking sucks, you have Joel being allowed to slap for 500+ by late game, Dan getting like 6 multiattacks a turn, Roaches gets two fucking turns during his quest, like holy shit the very least he could get is the ability to wield two-handed weapons for free since he has an extra pair of arms