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/biz/ - /GME/ - Comfy Thursday After-hours Edition
Anonymous No.61079888
I am--and I cannot stress this enough--obscenely retarded. Fair warning. I mean that. I am dumb as shit and I made all of this up.

Why I will not be exercising or selling my GME warrants. Sneed in advance to any thread police that tries to claim GME discussion is off topic because it tangentially touches their danger zone:

>The template
Based on the research I have done, the reason why the other stock that owns 55% of the blockchain securities exchange issued warrants with terms identical to the GME warrants using the unique CUSIP-6 identifier for the bankrupt stock is because it acquired the bankrupt stock through a reverse triangular merger. The warrants that it issued in advance to its shareholders will allow them to profit from any squeeze on such warrants created by illegal naked shorting of the bankrupt stock when those shareholders are given warrants.

>GMEngeance
GME's recent prospectus discusses units, purchase contracts, and share exchanges. I believe that GME is going to be the target of a reverse triangular merger. The acquirer could be anyone, it could even be the other company that issued warrants as its retail operations are spun out to the subsidiary that merged with the bankrupt stock. Whatever the acquirer ends up being, it will be the parent company and GME will be the subsidiary. It will likely take the form of a unit investment trust. GME shares and GME warrants will be exchanged for parent company shares/units and parent company warrants. The GME warrant dividend was not intended to be the kill shot, as it was obvious the brokers and DTCC would just make it all fake and gay. Instead it was a way to reward loyal shareholders prior to the restructuring that will be the kill shot.
/x/ - Thread 41092956
Anonymous No.41092956
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water.

After enlightenment, chop wood,, carry water.

Before realizing we're all in a simulation: chop wood, carry water.

After realizing we're in a simulation: chop wood, carry water.

Knowing none of this shit is real doesn't really change anything about your life because it's still real enough that you have to just live your life the way you did before
/fit/ - Bodybuilding has been hijacked
Anonymous No.76273632
>>76273559
is that leanbeefpatty
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Anonymous No.63844097
>>63836518
>14 inches of lipid offset

>>63839332
>>63839262
Boomers were born with either a Red or a Fed in their head. The rest follows from this innate curse.