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>>938814753
yo pendejo don't you have better things to do right now? how about catching up on those youtube uploads?

>this match was brought to you by "Chipotle's Extra Match (tm)", shoutout to Chipotle for keepign the show going!
God, I would fucking jump off a bridge if I had to say this at almost every match. No wonder Aris stopped doing commentary.

>>716110441
big hair loves to make men insecure about their hair. Don't believe them. Be comfortable with who you are.

>>712891845
Right but why should I even trust Dragon Mario here anyway? Dragons are snakes, schemers, haughty creatures. He was Alduin's 2nd in command. He helped you defeat him so he could take over and lead the dragons "to make them learn to be good."

Am I supposed to believe that when even after I still get attacked by the sky lizards? He fucking played you. I get it, that for gameplay purposes, you have to keep the dragons around but still I like to theorize.