>>528559752 >oh no kris PLEASE don't fill up this jar with your hot sticky loads i might drown!! i might soak up all your cummies and DIE!! please don't do it kris!!
>haha kris don't put submerge me in your bath i might drown >oh no it turns out i'm actually like a sponge so i absorbed the water lol >looks like you're gonna have to squeeze the water out of me haha >haha oh no kris please don't experiment seeing what liquids i can absorb haha >why are you putting me in this jar kris this is really crazy lol
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If Kris swats (You) with the hockey stick 15+ times, he will briefly pause and pull out a white handkerchief. He waives it as if making a peace offering.
The second you move within range, he attacks again
>Kris grabs you and forcefully stuffs you in a jar >He opens the lid slightly and begins to masturbate, aiming towards you
What do you do in this situation?