>>724916404
>organizes a coup to kill the dictator of /v/oonerzuela
>creates a rebel state and takes half the population with him
>fakes his death to manipulate the fates of destiny and make Sovereignty sick
>this leads to forever young's historical win
>infiltrates cygames servers to release years of balance changes all at once
GREAT DANCHOU... THE HERO OF UMAMUSUME

>>544917836
Meme magic is real

>>105721779
>cucked till death and beyond
>cucked in every lifetime

>>105384623
>Kou MARIya

>>24723961
>You can solve nihilism if you accept a Jew that died 2000 years ago created the universe

>>104247199
>tourists pretend nerissa is good at singing
>tourists pretend bae is good at dancing

>>150178292
>Being a troon makes you good at making cartoons.

>>213854307
>John Prometheus was calm and curious with the crew that woke him until the exact second he realized what David actually was

>"Oh shit oh fuck the monkeys have been fiddling with AI oh god I gotta kill them all, we gotta blow up their whole fucking planet right now oh fuck I hope it's not too late to contain it godamn fucking monkeys SHIT"

>>718357358
yep, just wait until you start trying to piece the story together