Thread 724911897

Let's discuss NTR's game.

White bull ntr is the most powerful

PC version when?

>>724911897 (OP)
HEAR YE HEAR YE BALANCE PATCH IS HERE

>>724912023
>ALL THE BAD RNG GOT NERFED EARLY
WHAT THE FUCK

>>724912023
>We are getting a whole year of updates EARLY

ACCELERATION GAME
BALANCE CHANGES ARE EARLY
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/

ANONS WHAT THE FUCK
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/

>>724911998
Never

>>724911897 (OP)
NTR you say?

Holy christ what kind of voided update is this???

>>724911897 (OP)
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>724912228
>>724912178
>Spot struggle
>Dueling
>Runway
WHAT THE FUCK

>>724912023
CAREERS AREN'T PURE CANCER NOW LETS GOOOOOO
VIRGO CUP WILL BE SO FUCKING GOOD

>>724912023
I'm pretty sure resting could already cure skin outbreak

also what does this mean
>adjusted the probability of training failure when max energy is increased

You have her ready, right?

GUTS BROS

APOLOGIZE

Fuck jannies
>>724910802 (Dead)
I got this whale's sMaru with stam debuffs and dominator

>>724912178
>>724912228
>Spot Struggle
>Runaway
>RUNAWAY
>>GUTS BUFF<<
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gives you free, guaranteed Groundwork
APOLOGIZE

Has anyone drawn the female version of NTRangers yet?

LIST OF SKILL CHANGES
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG

Gold City stocks through the roof

STOP THE ACCELARATION

There's no fucking way they implemented great escape early, SUZUKA META NOW

>He trained?
>Upload the balance patch

>every trainee event buffed
>more event for every trainee
>all cards buffed
>race mechanics changed
>new race mechanics introduced
>skills buffed
>stats buffed
MY KNOWLEDGE... GONE IN MERE SECONDS...

>>724912591
>introduction:My body

The /v/irgo /v/ictory stakes and triple cro/v/n are going to be so kino bros. Leo CM was just a spinoff. /V/MA SEASON 3 NOW

>>724912557
Will never happen because female NTR antagonist are always good looking women. Devs could put brutal female NTR in pure love game and nobody complained.

GUTS CHECK

Oh my fucking god the meta is completely dead

I have a theory that cannot be disproved. Anyone who likes NTR is gay, no matter what. Let me explain
So, with regular porn, you either have two people, normally a man and a woman. You don't know anything besides this fact, and they fuck. It's simple.
Now, you have NTR porn. It's like regular porn, but you know the dude is getting cucked. Why would you watch NTR porn for just a dude getting cucked? As people who claim to be straight and look at NTR, they put a lot of emphasis on having a dude be a cuck. Why is this you may ask? It's because dudes who enjoy NTR are actually wanting to be the dude. They need another dude in their life. They need to see that man fuck. They need to see themselves watching the man fuck the chick, which they wish it was them being fucked. They are wishing they can be taken, not the taked.
Therefore, anyone who likes NTR is actually gay. There is no exception to this, and it is fact.
NTR is for gay men.

>>724912404
They fixed the bug. increasing max energy used to raise the threshold that you could fail training at. Making it bad to increase max energy

SERIRU SAMA PLEASE SHARE YOU WISDOM

>Casually destroys the meta is a single day
What is cygames smoking?

(((UMATUBERS))) ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>724911897 (OP)
>disguising your general as a fucking NTR thread to avoid it being (justifiably) deleted and your pathetic, subhuman asses being sent to the cesspool of /vg/ where they belong
Revision: Gachafags are now officially more pathetic than NTRfags. You are less than less than human.

Imagine if this dropped DURING Leo CM.

>>724912794
Having a solved meta was fucking boring. Now we can experiment since all the buffs JP got through the years have been scrambled and giga accelerated

I think most of /v/ma doesn't know, the game is FUCKED now this is completely unknown waters.

>Unity cup coming out mid cup: damn everyone's gonna have to learn a new scenario
>Giant baalnceright before: EVERYONE PANIC I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE

>>724912808
>>724912758
If loving NTR is gay then im the gayest man alive

>Club going apeshit
>I wonder whats up
>

>>724912768
>Brian has been sabotaging my runs this whole time

>an anon earlier today complained that global didn't get any QoL early
>the entire game just changed completely
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!

I-I dont know whats going on....

We get to theorycraft and run endless test rooms with my /v/ros

EVERYONE PANIC I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE IS AIR SHAKUR SUPPORT GOOD NOW

>GREAT ESCAPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNhURHdeFDs

>>724912747
I'm in decent shape. Gonna need another Pearl dupe or two with the free rolls though.

WHY IS MY CLUB IMPLODING

>>724912920
Lmao no

So huh, should I level up my Haru Urara Guts card?

>>724912746
>Will never happen
All you have to do is pay for a commission in the Patreon. It's either you or someone else.

I don't have a debit card or a credit card because I earn NEET bucks.

>>724912768
what the FUCK

THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE GAME CYGAMES

Are these every single change JP got through the years? I assume we aren't getting upgraded (pink) skills yet but everything else looks insane. Are these genuinely completely uncharted waters? All these changes were implemented slowly in every other server, right?

>>724912970
yes
it was already a solid card, now it's god tier

I NEED TO BE GASLIGHT BY THE NEW CHANGES NOW

THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT HE SAVED GLOBAL FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS IT WAS GOING TO EOS
DAMN YOU FOREVER YOUNG!

NEVERMIND BROS I HAD ALREADY LEVELED IT UP.

FORESIGHT BROS!!!

>>724913012
This is more than a year's worth of updates and qol all at once, the game is completely changed now

THEY'RE FUCKING FORCING US TO REMAKE ACES DURING CM NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724912880
>has a hard mode in her career
>makes your career harder with her support
kino and they should have kept it

GUIDE NOW

>>724912747
fuck your guts check, you either have this or you're gigabricked

I AM READY

>>724912858
To be frank, I play JP and I still have no idea how to play the game.

VIRGO YOUTUBERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>724913075
>drops november 11th
readlet...

/vg/ visitor here what the fuck is /v/ma doing, do you all not know???? freak the fuck out everything is over!!!!

>>724913075
It occurs after CM.
>CM ends on the 9th
>update on the 11th

I NEED A PROFESSIONAL UMA PLAYER TO TELL ME WHAT CHANGED

>>724913107
IM RETARDED AND FORGOT THE IMAGE
IM TOO EXCITED

We all thought Leo would be crazy with the new scenario right before finals, but now... what the fuck is Virgo cup gonna be like now? Are we supposed to actually legit gutsmax?

>>724913128
just kidding haha, cyGODS giving us an early headsup

HER meta now

>>724912794
a solved game lets whales and meta fags save up instead of pulling for everything
it makes sense to shake it up

>>724912747
IT'S FINALLY OUR TIME FELLOW GUTS RE-ARRANGER.

So what's the meta for Guts anyway? Should we always run a Guts card starting 11th? Are Stamina stonks crashing?

>>724912023
WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAMBLE CARD EVENTS I DON'T HAVE IN MY DECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>724913114
Based. Those niggas were just regurgitating badly translated JP guides

Play the fucking game like we do, testing and running different strats, fucking faggots. Total (((umatuber))) death

>>724913148
>Support plans
>Uma plans
>Meta plans
>Scenario plans
ALL OBSOLETE

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWQjgJwM6V0

>the /v/ tazuna stakes was meant to be a meme race full of useless runners
>now it will be meta hell

>>724912993
>All you have to do is pay for a commission
You still need to pick the NTRwoman to draw. Most of NTRwoman works are serious love triangle drama stories, doesn't hit the same as ugly bastards stealing your wife/girlfriend/mom/childhood friend because he somehow fucks good.

Best queen of all time

Why are horsefags like this

>>724913148
>career buffed
>events of the card you bought will get priority (fucking finally)
>less debuffs
>JP guts buff

>>724913158
what's up with this card now?

>>724912023
> • Adjusted Careers to mitigate the effects of bad conditions:
> ◦ Increased the probability to recover more energy when Resting while afflicted with "Night Owl."
> ◦ Decreased the probability of being afflicted with a bad condition from some trainee events.
> ◦ Removed mood decreases when being afflicted with a bad condition from some events.
> ◦ Mood decreases when unable to train as a result of the "Slacker" condition now occur randomly.
> ◦ Rest and Recreation during Summer Camp now cures bad conditions.
> ◦ Resting now has a chance to cure the "Night Owl" and "Skin Outbreak" conditions.
> ◦ Training with Etsuko Otonashi now has a chance to cure the "Slacker" condition.
> ◦ Certain Career events now cure bad conditions.
every major run killer just got destroyed
holy shit i love you cyGENEROUS

>Runway
W-Whats that?

FASTER!

>>724913258
It always was anon

>>724913261
Guaranteed Groundwork on first event

>>724911897 (OP)
I love NTR and Nasty!

>>724912949
>>724913124
What happened? Are they doing a mass purge or something?

>>724913261
guaranteed groundwork

SELL ALL YOUR UMA STOCKS NOW

>>724913270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h88nLbzaKBA

>>724913232
Where There's a Will, There's a Way.

>>724913325
Guts rework dropping before Virgo which means the meta is completely fucked.

>>724913258
METAFAGS BTFO

>>724913232
Arigatougozaimasu, Grass-sama

>>724913270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35qefpa5XE

This straight up changed shit forever

>>724912023
Hello, is this the Guts buff patch or it's later?

>>724913336
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GOLD CITY AND HISHIAMA AAAAAAIIIIEEEE

ok but what does guts actually do now?

>>724912023
AIEEEEE
CYJEWS
I THOUGHT I WOULD DROP THIS SHITASS GAME FOR SURE

Man how much Guts are we even gonna want now? Are decks now gonna be 3 Speed 1 Guts 1 Wit 1 Wildcard?

>>724913427
Anon its the guts patch, ult patch, support patch, career patch, its a complete overhaul of the game

>>724913114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUzsVPct0yM
>ACCELERATE

>Play the piss out of the game
>Only much later do i bother getting around to watching some of the anime
>Feel fucking weird hearing the same music as the game in a different context

>Is the game booting up? No it's just the OP to the show
>Did i clear a career? No im just watching Spe talk to Suzuka
>Are they about to race? No i- oh yeah they are about to race

COUNCIL OF FIRST RATE TRAINERS I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS!!!!

>>724913435
Powers your last spurt and wins you duels

I don't know what happened, I only watch the anime. So I'm happy for you guys, or sorry that happened.

>>724913432
SHE WARNED YOU

>>724913451
UMAMUSUME IS GUTS GAME

/herse/ REPORTING WHATS GOING ON

Bros... I started playing in fucking August... I don't have Guts Mambo...

>base Teio is one of the best pace chasers in the game now
BUY TEIO STOCKS RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET

I don't even know what this means, but it seems like the meta is just completely flip flopping now?
Are navigation skills good now?
If guts is good, how do we build decks now? Should we be using 2 guts cards to replace 2 speed cards? 2guts 2 spd 2 stam/power or 1 guts 1 wit?
Whats a good guts threshold for cm races and what position benefits from guts maxxing the most?

What is great escape?

I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNAWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

>>724913557
Front runner that IMMIDEATELY begins his last spurt and can win by like 60 distances

>>724913512
I TRIED I GOT FUCKING RICE SHOWER AND ANIME MCQUEEN INSTEAD

>>724913532
The upcoming fall story event has a great free welfare Guts card.

YOU WILL NOW TRAIN GUTS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Oh hey, they really did localize the ultra-frontrunner strat as Runaway. Thought they might since that's how Twin Turbo was described in Brian's story chapter, but it's nice to have an official name for it now
Anyways these changes are massive
>GUTS IS A REAL STAT ALREADY
>NO MORE GROUNDWORK MINES except for poor Falco since she can't use her own card
>A SHITTON OF SKILL BUFFS
>LATE-RACE HEALING ISN'T USELESS ANYMORE
Virgo cup test rooms are gonna be a wild fuckin' ride

HABEEBING

>>724913432
>Got Gold City purely because of her design
I WON!

>>724913548
>Spot struggle
Power check to shove an uma out of the way
>Dueling
Last spurt 1v1
>Runaway
Super saiyan front runner

>>724913435
IF YOU ARE BROCKED YOU ARE UNBROCKEDD

>>724912789
IF YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE GAY

>>724912023
holy shit i was about to quit this is huge

>>724913641
BIG NIGER TIME

>luckshitted seiun sky in a free roll
>got falcon ssr from a ticket
yep yep, those future platinums are MINE, I can't stop winning

BAD RNG IS DEAD I REPEAT BAD RNG IS DEAD NO MORE NIGHT OWL NO MORE PRACTICE POOR NO MORE CREEK NOT SHOWING UP

>>724913619
Big Niger is still its most kino name

I don't know what any of this realistically means so I'm going to go grill some dindin and do a few taiki parent runs trying to get power and mile for the next cup.

Don't care. Watch this.

>Qualify for round 2
>Im gonna go trade my shoes
>Club is in flames

>>724913641
>Last spurt 1v1
HISHIAMA META IS NOW

>>724913512
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
OUT OF THE GYARUMAS YOU HAVE THE WORST NAILS

>>724912023
FREE FOR ALL JP META IS OVER LET GLOBAL CHAOS REIGN READ GUIDES INVEST AND BUY GOLD TICK TOCK

>>724913258
it always was. this will just make it even better
actually, is 1LB SSR riko better than MLB R riko with these changes?

i-is raisu meta now...?

>>724913548
No Stopping Me/Nimble Navigator is really good now

>>724913769
Mackween dupe

YES BRING ME STRONGER OPPONENTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>724913779
hishiama bros... I never doubted it

>>724913769
easy

>schedule?
ACCELERATED
>meta?
DESTROYED
>umatubers?
IN SHAMBLES
>front runners?
ESCAPING
>guts?
HUGE
>stakes?
HOPEFUL

WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA

>>724913779
>That faggot that was running Gold City, Eishin and Hishi Amazon got all his uma wives giga buffed at the same time
EXPLOOOOOOOOODE

Uh bros doesn't this imply that Champions Meet is wild waters and with how this shit works now, you basically need (or should) make a new horse

>>724912023
>Game got fucking fixed and the meta is gone for good

*saves the game*

>>724913769
you're getting RICED little pup

>>724913619
If you kill all your stamina with Runaway or Fugitive or whatever its called, but have super high guts, will your high minimum running speed make zero stamina less of a problem

trainers
start buying gold and platinum
SELLSELLSELLSELL EVERYTHING

>>724913912
Patch comes out on november 11th

>>724913927
Should've posted Virgo Cup

>/h/ taken over by NTR
>/b/ and /gif/ taken over by cuckolding
>/pol/ and /int/ obsessed with BBC all day
>now we have multiple NTR threads a day on /v/
It's fucking over for 4chan

>>724913912
It's after champions meeting, after leo it's LITERALLY a new game

>>724913912
>724913912
It means that all CM starting with Virgo are uncharted territory.

>>724913912
Leo CM will remain the same as it currently is, Unity Cup additions included.
Virgo CM (like 2 weeks after the balance patch) is uncharted territory.

IS THIS GOOD

Guts?

>>724913927
Incorrect! It's Virgo cup that will save us. The patch doesn't drop until after Leo ends

>>724913954
>>724913975
>>724913979
Thanks, sorry I missed that. Yeah I should've know that would be too fucking wild to randomly shadowdrop something like that in the middle of a meet.

I really do wish that they can at least rush an automatic button for the team trials

>>724913837
>>724913850
>>724913858
>>724913932
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

>>724913912
Chame ends before the balance changes
But holy shit imagine the fucking clusterfuck it would have been if you had to redo your aces for Unity Cup and then redo them again for the balance changes

>Game is unironically fixed now
Doomposter status?

>>724913427
this is a fuckton of 1 and 1.5 anni buff patches rolled into one, anon. the meta has completely changed. it's no longer 1:1 with JP

>>724914013
What? It dropped today

>>724913973
I dont browse any of those boards brother

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET GOLD CITY?

ALL CLUBS REPORT IN

>>724914004
it's umazing

Guts status?

>stumbled upon those threads couple of days ago
>this update then drops
i might actually start playing gachashit if the bad rng is actually gone gone

>no more copying JP meta
>no more running against the same uma every single race
>experimenting is worth it now
>personal experience and knowledge will be rewarded more than anything
>theorycrafting itt will be pure and absolute kino
>careers won't be so much cancer anymore
As a certified /v/ma top guy, I cannot put into words how happy that announcement made me, the game is 10x better now

>/v/ is currently being invaded by /vg/ fags
What the fuck!

>no Suzuka
>no Smaru
>no Falcon
is oonige possible with Bakushin?

>>724914023
>would be too fucking wild
They're randomly dropping Unity in the middle of Leo CM, so if they don't lock Unity horses out of participation you'll have to quickly make new aces

>>724913538
>BUY TEIO STOCKS RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET
TAZUNA PLEASE JUST A FEW MORE STAR PIECES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724914110
this is still horse racing bwo it's all rng

>>724913313
>>724913331
All my groundwork parent farming for nothing...

Reminder to NOT upgrade Kitasan beyond 2LB now, you want her to sit in guts! It's good for you!!

you can only reply to this post if /youruma/ got buffed
for me it's brian

>>724914119
YOU AND ME BRO

>>724914057
>>724913923

So when global is only half a year old we got 1 and a half years of QoL already? Or if it doesnt even map with JP's progress we're on our own now figuring out where the meta will be?

>CTRL+F in balance notes
>Doto
>0 results
Doto bros, they forgot about us ...

>>724914095
THE CLUB CHAT FUCKING EXPLODED

>>724913041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwG6g5boyF4

reminder that this is still ROUND 1
you faggots keep making claims about the meta when you're only facing off against plumbers and accountants so far
at least wait for round 2 before you say shit

it is a time of celebration!
post
THE LOATHSOME BUTT PICKER

>>724914178
CONDORBROS...

>>724913206
The real uma "gu ritual" begins now.....

>>724914024
Nice.

>>724914195
>we're on our own now figuring out where the meta will be
it's this. that's a good thing btw, game was getting dry as hell just watching whales copy what JP vets told them to do. now we get theorycrafting kino

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

>>724914163
It still matters for exactly one uma.

>>724914178
>Curren
I never doubted her

>>724914253
You mean THE FEARSOME CHEEK PUNISHER?

>already have Gold City at 4 stars
YES, I AM READY

>>724913041
Tell me about Ebayan. Why does he wear the mask.

Suzuka status? How many stars you got?

>>724914202
She gets buffed 2nd anniversary. She already has increased guts growth, she would be too powerful if she was buffed further this early.

>>724914272
>can't use guaranteed groundwork card on herself

THE SAVIOR

>>724914095
I think the club chat went so fast the shoe requests dissapeared

>have a 4 star suzuka
>have a 4 star teio
>have a 4 star rice
Shieeet nigga, I'm going to go hard and train my girls

You don't mind us camping in guts now right trainer?

>>724914119
Imo, I don't think it's going to impact the game much if these changes aren't some random stuff they decided to release for shit and giggles
If anything, I fear it might create even more imbalance

please thank /ourhero/ Forever Young for saving both JP and Global Uma
I'll start: Thank you, Forever Young.

Any chill clubs I can join?

>>724911897 (OP)
>Let's discuss NTR

Cucks should stay in their lane.

LOTS OF CAREERS MEANS LOTS OF FANS

UMA IS SAVED

>>724914268
very interesting
so now theorycrafters are gonna lose their damn minds in test rooms
people will spam career after career trying to build different things

>guts
So she's right all along?

>>724914420
Join /herse/

>>724913270
Yes, yes, yes
My time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08
onige guzzles stamina like no tomorrow, and was only dropped in MANT. Don’t know if Aoharu stamina is enough for onige to be viable

>>724914392
who's going to be the first guidemaker to even attempt to make sense of all these changes for virgo cup

>>724914420
/herse/, aster and hotumaglue are considered the most casual clubs so pick any of those

>Buffed
>...but also indirectly nerfed, because now she's the only one who has to suffer through the Groundwork mines
I'm glad I already prepared a Groundwork parent for Falco so I might still be able to use her

The worst part is that the patch notes are non specific. Having never played JP before I don't even know what "adjusted parameters" means at all. They don't even say what specifically is changing. No values no descriptions.
I am feeling overwhelmed. At least it's still a week away I guess...

>>724914392
You could say all resources are now forever young

>His sign isnt virgo
Fufufufufufu

>>724914412
They aren't random stuff at all, it's over a year of balance changes implemented all at once. This has never happened before, the meta is completely unknown once November 11th comes by, copying what JP/Gookrea did won't work anymore

>>724914178
MY KING WILL WIN VIRGO

>>724914541
My sign is Leo...

>>724914482
>Casual
Nigga we got A rank. Not hyper sweaty but I was doing my 1M fans a day

>>724914541
based fellow virgo bro

Wait a minute, doesn't this mean we no longer get AGEMASENED?

VINDICATED

FIRST RATE TRAINERS PLEASE SEND HELP

The team of dominance

finally made it, and with none other than the Late surger Rudolf that accidentally ran as a pacer during her whole career. Rudolf is going to be my very first time

>>724914572
oh shit nvm I actually meant Horse MD

>>724914545
Just do the same shit, but account for new changes, bwo
>CAPTCHA: 2YG0D

So I guess the jpbro was right that half anni would literally fix the game

So with the guts rework, is this still valid?

>>724914545
Well, technically it'll only be different until the first anniversary since that's when these changes were originally implemented in JP
That's still a good 4 months or so of total meta anarchy, though

All my wit.....gone

>>724914620
bow down before your mcQUEEN

>>724914427
i think there is a slight misunderstanding

HOLY SHIT 9 STAR GUTS PARENTS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>724914462
>>724914482
I am only doing 1 career per day, sometimes none at all. Are these clubs ok with this?

>>724914620
>Open

>>724914673
No one knows, this is literally unknown meta

100 runs per day NOW

>>724913268
finally, my runs won't get raped to death by RNG anymore

what the hell is going on?

Is this thread on auto sage?

Mcqueen stocks just shriveled up

>>724914720
Why unknown meta, isn't this what JP has right now? how is it different?

So the game is literally saved huh

s.maru pullers...did we just get rugpulled?

>>724914673
Only Riko is valid.

>autosaged
WE'RE HAVING IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS HERE JANNY

>>724914765
they're giving us EVERY QoL from JP Anni in Half-Anni

the entire meta is dead.

>>724914772
Yes. Janny mad. As always

>>724914813
EVERYONE DID

Freak the fuck out its over

>>724914772
Yes, but we'll hit the bump limit faster than it sages.

>>724914843
>EVERY QoL
WHERE IS MY AUTO CAREER MODE CYFUCKS

>>724914765
Globe got caught up JP uma in terms of QoL updates.

It's basically a brand new game now. Everything before is now outdated and old

>>724914804
The difference is that by the time they got these changes, they had different meta horses and cards, but retards will pretend like this is something super groundbreaking

OyNeighbros....SUZUKA WON

>>724914804
2 years of patches got compressed and sent back in time to when the first expansion released.
No one knows if that's ideal or not anymore. You will have to test to see if guts is legit, some guts cards are legit, other trainees are more suited to it, etc, etc.

>>724914878
Let's make it count then

>>724914257
>>724914119
I'm ready for the next CM

>>724914629
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN

Holy shit game is pure kino now

So....the aoharu guide is outdated huh...

>>724914921
My danchou will run 30 careers a day building the perfect front runner

...and suddenly, I didn't care about Leo Cup anymore.

>GUTS +20%
DOTO NUMBER 1!

GUTS CHADS

>Go get food
>Log in to do a quick career
>Entire meta imploded

>>724914629
WTF I JUST MLB'D WIT NICE NATURE

You DO have guts cards MLB right?

>>724914898
We still won't catch up until we have the roulette update, auto career, in-game CM guide, daily skip, more borrows per day etc

WIT SISTERS, EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW

This is a real life mystifying murmur, I am glue

>>724914765
basically the entire meta as we know it has been thrown out the window and we're in uncharted territory. we got a bunch of QoL buffs early
go to gametora and swap to the japanese server. pretty much everything you see, from SSR smart falcon giving guaranteed groundwork on first event to tokai teio's unique having easier conditions, is what we're getting. this shit will be so fucking good when we get it

I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLEATED A COPY OF TANNHAUSER'S CARS

>>724914959
N-Nice nature wit is still good right?

>autosage
Fuck you too mods.

>>724914772
>>724914835
It's called a bump limit, you butt hurt chumps.

Usually, the bump limit is reached because of the constant shitposting that happens every minute.

Don't blame the jannies! Blame yourselves!

Im so fucking happy

>>724915087
See you next month when we get those too

>Couldn't get 3 wins today
At last, some good fucking news

>>724914673
I'd probably replace a Wit card with a Guts card in Sprint/Mile and a Speed with Guts in the other 2.

I don't have that falcon ssr and I can't borrow it. FUck

>Just realized my club doesn't even know
Oh boy

Exciting times /v/madacchis

This is now a good spark

>>724914813
no because i was always going to pull for summer maru because i love hags and i love big tits and her bikini outfit makes me hard

>>724915250
We do, but why use the dogshit club chat when the thread is right here

MY INES FUJIN STONKS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'M UNBRICKED BROS!

>>724915079
I have Urara and Tannhauser, which is hopefully good enough
Conveniently, I also investing in levelling some of my Guts SRs just yesterday because I wanted to practice for that one '4 Guts cards' meme race an anon was organizing

Holy kino

What the fuck are these????

>>724915282
You're going to focus so much on guts that stamina/power or even speed sparks are going to be a must-have

>>724915170
Time to go back to your tranny shithole, gook
>>724907675

>>724915321
>He doesnt know

>>724915321
>guts buff
>guts buff
>front runner style on crack

>>724915282
I'm going to run stam/pwr sparks while doing a spd + guts deck

so uhhhh why exactly is guts good now?

AM I BRICKED

IT'S MY QUEENS TIME TO SHINE.

>>724915321

>>724913641

This will be a difficult situation....

>>724915321
>Spot struggle

>>724915408
from what i understand, it basically gigaboosts your speed and shit in the last spurt

>724915170
>gook archive fag crying in a corner becuase no one give him any attention
pfffffffffffffffffffffff

>>724915408
it does everything

>>724915447
Power now does something? Holy kino

We need ROOMS the moment maintenance ends

Whales aren't gonna like this after spending so much on WIT Nature..!

My uma portfolio is through the fucking ROOF

I JUST GOT AIR SHUKAR
DOES THIS PATCH HELP?

Now THIS is a good change

>>724915539
Lmao no

I wonder what our first rate trainers will come up with, they've already been doing some crazy shit in the other CMs but now they an entire sandbox to play with

>>724915539
LOL
LMAO even

>>724915539
More like Air Shuk-it-in-the-bin

>>724915539
Anon...

>>724915539
NO

HOW DO I RUN CAREER MODE AGAIN

DONT GASLIGHT ME TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>724915473
Please dont be mean to him, to their kind bump limit is a codeword for "start dumping porn"

>>724915539
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Is the patch happen today or next week?

THEY SAID SHE SUCKED. THEY CALLED HER GOLD SHITTY. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?

>>724915665
Nov. 11th

wait i have to redo all my horses now?

>>724915578
>R*cks just became Meteors
oh no...

>>724915641
I hope you have a Silence Suzuka

>>724915464
>Giant black uma likes basketball and does shoves other runners mid-race
what did they mean by this?

>>724915678
EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE

>>724915665
Nov 11

>>724915641
JUST FUCKING SEND IT AND THROW SHIT AT THE WALL

>>724915665
1 week before we enter completely unknown waters anon

>>724915641
you should run all guts cards NOW (starting 11/11)

>>724915641
UMAMUSUME IS GASLIGHT GAME

YOU SHOULD RUN STAMINA DEBUFFS IN LEO CUP

this update has changed literally everything. all guides born off clairvoyant knowledge of JP are now obsolete
uma is NOT wit game

I THOGHT THE GAME WOULD EXPLODE WITH MANT

>>724915742
Tazuna is no longer a liar. If you lose a race now it definitely will be a guts issue.

YES MY PASSION IS FUCKING BACK

wait so is guts good now or not

>>724915678
Scarlet stocks should also be way up. Her unique skill is getting buffed and her +20% Guts will actually do something now
I think she might not be the worst front runner in the game anymore

So Power just doesn't fucking matter anymore? It's all about Speed and Guts and whatever Power you get from those + full Power parents right?

>>724915712
>**** became quattro bajeena
>********** became mustard
>******** became everything
>**** became season 2 teio
kino...

>>724915742
I will have to run so many careers for this

>>724915574
>>724915589
>>724915591
>>724915595
>>724915603
>>724915663
FUCK

>>724915846
ANON GUTS META IS NOW, EVERY UMA GOT BUFFED, MANY SKILLS GOT BUFFED, IT'S LITERALLY A DIFFERENT GAME

Hi

>>724915809
This pretty much confirms MANT qol changes right?

>>724915890
TAKE MY ENERGY

>>724915797
>All guides are now obsolete
>Just take new guides and apply them to Global

RICE SHOWER STONKS RISING

>>724914482
>>724914713
I literally just got kicked out of /herse/, so probably not

>>724915903
Honestly yes

You DID MLB your SSR Haru, right Anon?

>>724915948
If you got kicked it was prob inactivity, we have room in ASTER for you bro

>>724915960
I don't have her.....

>>724915960
Haru makes my pp hard

>>724916035
YOU SICK FUCK

>>724916035
bastard!

>>724915960
What else are you supposed to use friend points on? lmao

chudbros I thought nothing ever happened??? this is the biggest happening imaginable we're so fucking done...

Jesus fucking christ i dont know how to play the game now

>>724915928
>yeah you're gonna want to run [JP-only uma] parents with [JP-only support] in [JP-only scenario]
>get [JP-only skill] to counter [JP-only uma]'s [JP-only unique]

>>724916087
I have Rice...

grass wonder.... is still a bitch

I'd say we're back, but we never went anywhere
TOTAL /v/MA DOMINATION

Is she good? I don't really play this game but I like her.

MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOO

>>724916087
THE BREASTS OF THE FRANCHISE

If you don't have suzuka at least 4* what the fuck are you doing

>>724916028
Anon it's free everyone has Haru

>>724916139
NOW she is

>>724916139
She will be really fucking good after 11/11

>>724916035
>she died a virgin irl

>>724916139
She's alright.

>>724916139
She's good once they release her 2nd alt three years later

>gets everyone to roll for smaru
>adds in bige nige after
DEVIOUS

good thing I was always planning on running smaru and suzuka forever

Is Brian good now?

>>724916128
Cute strawman!

NEW QUEENS OF /v/ma

>>724916139
Oh yeah she's also a Guts uma and her ult got buffed. Should be playable now

ITS TIME TO EVOLVE

>Every uma got omegabuffed
OSHIBROS?

>>724916139
She has increased guts growth, so GOAT once the update hits

Literally what am I supposed to do for prep now? A Mile/Power Taiki or Maru parent that has POW and Turf sparks?

I just made this Special Week due to my paid banner roll. Should I run her as a pace chaser or late surger?

>>724916239
holy fuck I forgot Taishin had 20% guts growth, she fucking WON

are these good now

>>724916210
>she died a virgin irl
we don't actually know, she spent several years outside of the public eye.
she might have kids, they just aren't racers.

>>724916194
>>724916198
Nice, maybe I should start playing this game.

>>724916227
Always was

>>724916239
TAISHIN NAYSAYERS??????

>>724916239
Oh my fucking god taishin unleashed her potential now

>>724916190
I didn't get her, I have the oldest uma account known to man

>>724912178
>>724912228
LMAO IT CRASHED

>>724916328
Sometimes I forget how big she is and then I'll see that art or do a rare Biwa run and see her in the swimsuit.

>>724916282
Those skills say Pace but that stamina says Late
Also if your ult doesn't pops she dies. Do you have enough mid race skills to pop it?

>>724916313
Yes, they are GOD tier now

WAS THIS STEP 3?

>>724916328
Does Biwa even wear panties? Look at the holes in her skirt!!!

>>724916398
>I almost cleated my 2LB Spe card
Bbbbased never cleat anything bros

GAME IS SAVED

>>724916359
It's not a limited time card. It's in the friendship points shop and has been the whole time

>>724916404
>(((they))) killed him before he could leak the news
holy shit

>>724916396
Yes.
Corner Adept
It's On!
Fast & Furious
Tail Held High
Only straightaway is a gamble

>just got rudolph to 4* today
>has guts growth
I won.

IS ANIME MCQUEEN NOT THE WORST RUNNER IN THE GAME NOW?

>>724915992
I guess, I don't think I was massively behind though
I already joined some random B+ club, but thanks

BUCKLE UP LADS THE META IS GONNA GET BUMPY

its the last straight, The thread is quickly approaching 500 posts but page 10 and the archive looms near
WILL SHE MAKE IT?

>>724916256
If everyone is boosted, then no one is

>>724916489
YES ANIME MCQUEEN IS GOOD NOW

>>724916404
What the hell did he KNOW

>>724916404
>organizes a coup to kill the dictator of /v/oonerzuela
>creates a rebel state and takes half the population with him
>fakes his death to manipulate the fates of destiny and make Sovereignty sick
>this leads to forever young's historical win
>infiltrates cygames servers to release years of balance changes all at once
GREAT DANCHOU... THE HERO OF UMAMUSUME

Is Suzukalet the new Seiunlet

>>724916546
POG

>>724916282
>DO I RUN MY UMA WITH LATE SURGER SKILLS AS A PACE CHASER HURR DURR

>>724916489
Nah she's still is

>>724916527
>I don't have anything else to say
Uhhhhhh uhhh
BUENOS DIAS MCQUEEN

>>724916490
Ah I understand, some clubs can get very strict with their 3 day policies. But just know you're always welcome in /v/ clubs, it happened to me because I didn't communicate, but aster is super chill

>>724916527
TAKE MY ENERGY

>>724916563
I suppose big nige doesn't need A&S

>>724916527
BAKUSHIIIIN

>>724916527
I'm getting there!

>LB2 Grass Wonder
Did I somehow just win?

I KNEEL

Redpill me on the GUTS meta and what does GUTS do now?

>>724916631
Big Nige is a permanent AS

>>724916527
HARIKITTE IKOU

>>724916676
LUCKGOD

>>724916239
uoh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724916679
Uma is a general but a trillion Dispatch threads don't count apparently

He bought?

>>724916632
Imagine the melty of esl cuckposter yup yup

UMA MUSUME IS GUTS GAME

>>724916679
We rule this site umadacchi

Oh my fucking god should I play the game again

HARIKITTE IKOUU

>>724916735
WHY DID SHE TAKE THE KIDS TO BUBBLY ISLAND?

>>724916679
MAKE /V/ GREAT AGAIN
WE'LL BRING GAME DISCUSSION BACK AND HEAL THIS BOARD!

guys there's already another Uma thread so don't make a third one, ok?

I didn't make my Leo aces yet

>>724916679
The day NTR took over /v/...

I can't believe we are actually fucking back

>>724916813
5 MORE UMA THREADS COMING RIGHT UP

almost there...

I GOT HISHI ON MY PAID BANNER
IS SHE ANY GOOD NOW?!

>>724916818
The Falco one is autosaged too

I WILL REACH YOUR HEIGHTS FIRST RATE TOREINAS

We did it!
Time for the victory live!

GOAAAAL INNNN

WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>724916870
YES SHE IS GOOD NOW SHE GOT MEGABUFFED

>>724916754
I'm afraid the SEAmonkey has passed away after being beaten to death for attempting to steal a chicken. May he rest in piss.

>>724916870
Yee anon you won bigly

Could this be thanks to FY winning?

>Autodsaged at 150
>Bump
KEK

I LOVE POKEMON LEGENDS ZA

>Autosaged by buttblasted janny
>Still hit bump limit
Kek'd

>everyone gets buffed no stopping me in aoharu
hory shet

>>724916949
The SAVIOR of the FRANCHISE

>>724916818
i literally just started making my first one, fellow based retard

A P O L O G I Z E

>>724916997
me too jej, might have to use my taurus leftovers

/V/MA BOARD

>Mfw just passed the wit check
Omg this is huge

>>724916735
K I N O
I
N
O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEvJLW7XnU

It is time to plan, the pequod is getting RENOVATED

>>724916990
It's funny when the janny also autosaged the Falco thread

>>724917090
Who cares, we won the game is fucking fixed