>>536686849
>>536687470
I'm both sides of the coin. Chaos incarnate.

>>532052098
RV refers to Recreational Vehicles
/gig/gers use this phrase when figuring out where they want to travel their favourite characters
or perhaps roll value, determining whether your artifact role was a high or low roll

>>530596349
Legion of Chaos

>>528257483
He's got some short fucking arms

>Morathi attacks a supporting half-army of my main stack with her main stack and a black ark with 5 units
>pyrrhic victory autoresolve, I should manual this
>if I just wait until my main stack arrives I should sweep this easily
>Morathi positioned herself so that Alarielle is coming in from the enemy side
>position her back to my side, 4:00 reinforcement timer
>this is fine, surely my 11 guys can hold out for that long
>Morathi rushes in
>uses her spells
>uses her bound doombolts
>uses the black ark bombardments
>uses bound doombolts from 2 doomfire warlocks
>lands in melee, uses dark conduit
>army is mostly dead before the lines clash
>lose before reinforcements arrive

>>527204281
It's the urethral opening bwo...