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Halfling Wizard Lords Edition

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Be a good person

CHINA NUMBAH ONE

Sex with Repanse

>>528173632 (OP)
If Dogs of War includes halflings would it make more sense for them to do the halfling wizard lord version over the human one?

Thanquol soon, friends!

>>528173831
She looks good in leggings.

>>528174139
That list is missing a shit load of stuff they refuse to add like Kordel Shoorgar from 7th edition for Warriors of Chaos. Who was literally in the fucking starter pack for Archaon's army as the legendary hero with a unique model and everything. He also has 8th edition rules.

Also missing the beer cart which is in basically every edition of dwarf armies.

Styrkaar from the End Times list. They only has his Storms of Chaos 6th edition version.

Also they should not be separating End Times from 8th edition. They are same thing. It is even worse they included Forge World there but separate End Times.

Also mislabels some units listing only one edition they are part. Knights Panther for instance have 8th edition rules and 6th edition rules but they label them as a 4th edition unit.

Name one mod that I’m not using but which I should be.

>somehow the general retreated THROUGH this wall
>your reinforcements always walk through the entire mountain on the other side of the map
this map is so fucking buggy

>>528175049
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3504236962

>>528175306
cute sneks

>>528175001
they also are missing imperial/empire dwarves from the empire and dwarf army lists. also doomsteeds from dark elves army list and unicorns from the wood elves list.

>>528175656
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2872134984

>>528176453
>Ability Icons Rearrange
Do you even need that? I thought that was basegame now?

>>528174139
>>528175001
Fuck off tablesloppers we'll take what we WANT

>>528176594
Don't know or care

>>528176594
And then they complain that something makes the game crash after the new update. Can't make this shit up.

>>528176453
None of those mods are necessary or important, and some are full on bloat that only faggots would want in their game, like Legendary Lore.

>>528177553
Next patch will fix the gate bug.

>Karak Eight Peaks has two sides to attack from
How the fuck did anyone keep this thing?

>>528177858
Legendary Lore is fun when you beat a LL with another LL or capture certain settlements.

>>528177858
SEETHING Noldorfag can find no flaw in my perfect mods

>>528178012
I do not need garbage fan fiction or worse, actual black library drivel written by the definition of failed authors shoved into my face when I'm playing this game, thanks.

>>528178280
What do you need then?
LONGMA BALLS

>>528174139
Stuff I noticed was missing scrolling through the lists.

>Meadow Chariot(WElf also has a cool Warhammer II mod that didn't get ported to Warhammer III.)
>Unicorns(WElf)
>Empire Dwarves(Emp/Dwarves)
>Jungle Dwarves(Dwarves)
>Bugman's ale/beer cart the name depends on edition.(Dwarves)
>Doomsteeds(DElf unit from 4th/5th edition I believe.)
>Pagowyrm(8th edition FW version of Merwrym for DElf)
>Lords of Oblivion(DElf End Times unit with rules)

>>528178356
I need siege battles fixed and a new TW game announced so I know this series isn't going to end with TWW3. It is unlikely in the extreme that either of these needs will be met.

Be a Bretonnian person.

Be a Nurgle person and shit your pants.

Why didn't they build Karak Eight Peaks so it'd only be attackable from one side?

For me? Malagor, all the way.

>>528177964
>>528179924
What are you comparing it to?

>Legend thinks Boris is less fun than Katarin and Kostaltyn
Boris is easily the most fun, having to fight your way back to Kislev while taking out major threats (Tamurkhan, Arbaal, Drazoath, Archaon) before they are able to start steamrolling is great, it makes returning to Kislev and confederating them both feel rewarding and earned

>>528178367
Also, for Welfs, something they totally should have, even though it's AoS.

>>528180274
>AoS garbage being allowed into the game in any way shape or form
No.

>>528177821
Thanks, doc

>>528179440
At this point who cares? The series has jumped the shark now that the cross-over game is the most popular one, sega is a shit company and so is creative assembly, the developers are literally incapable of making the code or engine better or making anything other than what their assembly line is set up to make. Them going bankrupt is really the only hope.

>>528180001
>Legend
Didn't he killed himself?

>>528179984
Every other fortress where you can't be attacked from directly in front and directly behind at the same time.

>>528180001
He is right on that. Boris doesnt make sense as a settled faction. He should have been a semi horde like Malakai.

>>528180792
I don't disagree, except I think it's still possible that they have lost so much competence and knowledge of the TW code that they genuinely cannot make another game on the engine at all. If they are going to make another TW game it will be on a new engine altogether, and somehow I doubt SEGAs up for giving them enough resources to put that together after their abysmal failure with Hyenas, so I'm expecting that after TWW3 DLC concludes TW as a series will be done and over with, and CAs new projects like Alien Isolation will become their new bread and butter, or they will be shut down entirely.

>>528180878
he pivoted

>>528177821
ow my eyes

>>528181048
What the fuck are you on about, Karaz a Karak and Karak Azul? How can they not when they also have two sides?

>>528173632 (OP)
These are actually pretty nice

>>528181982
Your mum's pretty nice too, she raised a responsible son.

>>528182168
Yes to the first part at least.

>>528181982
I find them pretty ugly, I prefer figures that are sharp and detailed
The GW ones look so oldfashioned and honestly just low effort

>>528182931
>be Reikland
>see Skaeling make its way to me
>suddenly Throgg confederates and is at my doorstep, declares war
>marches 2 armies into my T3 settlement with walls, wipes their whole army out
Guess Im starting my Norscan campaign early

Throgg is smarter than me.

>>528182621
I like the old fashioned look.

>Jade Ching Chong man gets two insta kills if he gets enemy lords to low enough health
Based.

I'm still disappointed the Troglodon doesn't have an infantry sync kill like the Carnosaur.

>>528179780
>Be a Bretonnian person.
Already am.

>>528177821
Why would Neferata do this?

>>528185116
To torment you emotionally since that is her thing.

>>528183981
>See champion of Slaneesh
>kill it and piss on its corpse
Throgg is smarter than all of us

The Cathayan Dragon FEARS the Bonelord

>>528185116
That's the color of her vaginal secretions. She's anything but dry.

>>528186382
Woaaahhhh Nagash is so epic, even the Celestial Dragon is scared of him! This is why he's just WAY too powerful to ever be allowed in total war, his stats would all have to be 200 and his spells all cataclysmic!

>Slaanesh DLC is perfect opportunity for Slaanesh vs High Elves vs Dark Elves
>Makes DLC Slaanesh vs Norsca vs Vampire Counts
Why did CA do this? The only thing I can think of is they are not planning on doing any elf dlc at all.

>>528187247
there is an even better oppurtunity for elves since they do 3-way dlcs now. dark elf-high elf-wood elf dlc.

>>528186382
>Risked becoming insular and isolationist.
This is pure chink fanfic

Total War is cool but by about turn 30 you are so strong that it is almost impossible to lose.

>>528188079
But anon if you play like 50 more turns you can get a cheevo for winning a campaign

>>528188079
it is, personally I like to challenge myself by building a large empire, then having ultimate crisis on and saving as much as territory as possible from ultimate crisis stacks

>>528188079
Why is that the case? Is the AI just too easy?

How do you design an AI so bad that it needs to cheat on normal difficulty?

>>528187219
Nagash was WOKE

Since the AI can have like a bajillion armies on one settlement, I basically just need to rush Lightning Strike with my main lord so I can have a fair fight once in a while, right?

>>528188848
Use a lord to lock his garrison and main army inside the settlement and pick off the outside armies

>>528188848
Lightning strike is generally good
But having strong magic that destroys entire armies can also be great

>>528188848
Taking Lightning Strike is an admission that you’re not good at the game. It’s an in game easy mode switch.

>>528189173
Anon probably raised most of those lost units back after the battle.

>>528188848
There's a lot of tricks you can do to split up the enemy armies without needing lightning strike, but it's certainly something you should pickup when you feel your army can steamroll anything 1 on 1

>>528173632 (OP)
>legend doing shill video after shill video
Damn, Warhammer really is dying.

>>528189351
t. doesn't play on legendary or abuses ambush stance

>use ambush stance
didn't beat the game
>use lightning strike
didn't beat the game
>use magic
didn't beat the game
>use overpowered melee faction
DID NOT BEAT THE GAME

Some people get so mad at simple observations.

I noticed that Chosen of Slaanesh (Hellscourges) had 72 melee defence.

>>528190029
>Used ranged
Didn't beat the game
>Used an unbreakable unit
Didn't beat the game
>Used a SEM
didn't beat the game

>>528190965
My Legendary Lord starts unbreakable.

>>528191145
>bought new units
Didn't beat the game

>>528190836
Why?

>>528191042
didn't beat the game, sorry.

>>528191254
All wise Anons assess their units stats.

I hope that the next historical Total War is successful.

>>528186382
>Emperor Dragon was so spooked by Nagash he forbid skelletons representation in all Cathay.

>>528188079
>what are self-imposed challenges
what are self-imposed objectives
If you are just playing for cheevo cred, then yes obviously you will get bored.

>>528192304
And its name? Volkmar the Grim.

2% movement away from reaching a settlement.

>>528189173
How did you let your necromancer die, and why does he only have 8 kills? Shameful display.

>>528192304
I need art of Miao being flustered at the sight of Sigmar in their first meeting

>>528192304
That explains the Karl obsession...

>>528192304
Would be cool to see a TW Warhammer game set in Sigmar's time.

>>528192304
>Old Sigmar abandoned the Empire not to have a last beer with his old Dwarf king buddy but to gaze one last time at Miao's bum

>>528192747
He's low level and didn't have a mount
No kills cause not gonna let him use magic, I use all magic with Manny because of his overpowered buff

>Legend of Total War here
>And today we got another saving my disaster campaign
>This guy>>528188079 is at turn 30 and has been caught in forced march by 4 skaven armies
>Obviously he is a massive retard but I’m gonna pretend this is a common issue and win this 1/10 difficulty battle for him
>Please don’t bully him when ge eventually doxxes himself in the comments

You now remember casting Wind Blast against Skaven during the launch of WH2

>>528177821
>Lore accurate Realm of Tzeentch gameplay

>>528192304
>Barbar gigachad was so hot and awesome he made the dragon-girl wet for him
Exceedingly common BHC W, *lfs could never.

What would you do with him?

>>528194004
Fake news, he did both, then went to the Chaos Wastes and played live action Doom Eternal until he got bored of it and ascended to godhood.

>>528188818
Witness TRUE PRIVILEGE

>>528192048
I mean, his daughter is a death god... It's implied nagash eats her during his imprisonment

Cathay n°1!

>>528194004
Why would Sigmar care about the Dwarves, they didn't even invent gunpowder, that was all Cathay.

>>528196940
It's honestly repulsive how little depth and nuance they gave them, they flat out made them morally and technologically and culturally superior to every other faction in the game, and actively took away other factions achievements at the same time. Gunpowder and technological advancement of the Dwarves? Actually they got everything from hand me downs from Cathay. Defeating the Daemons and creating the Great Vortex? Actually the Elves would never have succeeded if it wasn't for the Emperor invading the Realm Of Chaos and slaughtering hundreds of Daemons, all of which were more powerful than the four Aenarion defeated at the cost of his own life. Genuinely skin crawlingly bad stuff, AoS has more respectable lore than TOW after this Cathay wank. And ironically, it just makes them less appealing since there's nothing interesting about them since they're so perfect and all powerful.

Can you guys stop seething over the rise of a new empire for one day? I know you thought the US one would last forever but jeez

>>528197485
It's clear they did it to pander to chinese to the maximum but I wonder how much chinabucks they really made from this

>>528195485
tie him to a pole and shoot him full of arrows

Sounds like Yin-Yin had a serious competitor for the title of "dumbest daughter".

>>528197485
It's pretty egregious but most new army books and codexes from Games Workshop paint the subject faction as the greatest thing every.
This leads to eternal power bloat.

>>528198498
Can't recall another army book that flat out took achievements of other factions and retconned them to be their own, so I can't agree with you there.

>>528199029
Historii is over.

>>528198953
This is certainly the most egregious example to date, yes.
But I'd say that whole "Spiritual Leige" thing for the Ultramarines was pretty gay.

>>528199029
We truly will get a Medieval 3 game.

>>528199029
They will have to make it. The le epic crusader Deus Vult game is too hard to pass up on. The elites need normies to be further desensitized to violence against muslims, as Netanyahu is demanding boots on the ground. CA gets most of their money from the British government already anyway, as their business is nowhere close to profitable.
If they do make another game, then they will have to find a way to shoehorn Islamophobia into it. Like 40k with Genestealer cults in traditional Arabic attire, saying "peace be upon him" when talking about the Many-Armed Emperor. Stuff like that. It's not nearly as lucrative.

>>528200173
That was just Matt Ward trying to cover for GW doing a last minute change of the book into a SM general book rather than the Ultramarines book it was originally written as. What was he suppose to do, just flat out say "well GW fucked up and I had written like 80% of the book with Ultramarines only, so yeah"? GW would've fired him if he was honest so he just played it off with that now infamous line. Still nowhere near as bad as this garbage with Cathay.

We WILL get Medieval 3, m'lord!

>>528200451
There will not be a land invasion of Iran, the current plan is to carpet bomb Tehran into dust, which will kill millions of people, but there is simply now ay the American military (or populace) can or will support an actual land invasion.

I would rather have a good Bretonnia rework than Med3 desu.

Is it better to rush getting your main capital town to level 5 or to spread out town upgrades evenly?

Evens thorek
Odds ungrim
0 skarsnik

>>528192304
Need a Miao and Sigmar edit.

>>528192304
breed the asian to stop the end times

>>528201716
Rush to level 3 on your main settlement then upgrade the rest to level 3, then finish your main. That is what is optimal.

help me guys, I play TW3 but it always feels like the game pace is too quick.
I want to play methodical, strategically taking towns and provinces, fortifying, building buildings, gathering strength then going again. but for every faction I try there's a new mission every turn, or some new fucker declares war on me and I'm permanently over-stretched and unable to build up and it feels like all I do is firefight.
currently doing Masters of Innovation and it's constant wars, no time or ability to turtle and build cool armies to go campaigning etc.
also so many factions disappear so quickly that within a few dozen turns it's just large blobs that aren't as satisfying to fight.
I wish there was something like a Game Pace selection like Civ has.

Is there a way to increase difficulty without the in battle stat buffs in Attila?
On lower difficulties the AI has too few armies and folds quickly. On higher difficulties the enemy gets retarded stat buffs where my units always lose equal fights and I have to resort to cheese and minmaxing.

>>528202948
Dwarves are specifically a rush and kill everything faction because of how Grudges and Ages Of Reckoning work, if you want a slower campaign choose another faction. Wood Elves are much slower, for example, since you can just sit around pressing end turn while you wait in ambush stance in your forest/heathlands.

I don't like elves.

>>528192304
my fuarking GOD king

>>528198252
Never mind, all daughters have the curse of the smooth brain ...

The Warhammer games and their consequences have been a disaster for Total War.

>>528192304
>travelled by ship to the west
were the chorfs having an atlantis arc?

I'M GONNA
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
BY GRIMNIR
KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

>>528197485
Wow. This post comes off as VERY jealous and desperate. Not to mention racist.

Daily reminder that because you fantaSOIs need your monsters and shit, you can't have matched animations.
https://youtube.com/shorts/1yIcIBvlezQ?feature=shared

>>528203786
why do all the coolest factions with the coolest units have to be wait and kill, shit.
elves are gay but Tomb Kings, Greenskins, Dwarves, Skaven etc. are rushers

>>528204280
Warhammer always wins

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The average /twg/ poster is smarter and more attractive than Karl Franz.

>>528205184
Total war is too fast paced to appreciate matched combat animations unless it's a replay or extremely one-sided battle.

>>528202948
Vampire Coast might work for you. Realistically you only need to focus on your starting settlement and any mayor ports you capture. Place down coves/sack any other settlements you come across. The ai should prioritise chasing down your pillaging lords over going after your settlements so your free to build up your settlements without too much interference

What is the best generic dwarf lord?

3K bros...

>>528206286
Team Sonic Racing CONFIRMED as more powerful than the nation of China.

>>528206286
>SMTVV sold almost as much as TWW3

>>528206262
slaya

Amalric of Gaudaron legendary hero when?

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Amalric_of_Gaudaron

>>528192304
They should make a version of Sigmar worship in Cathay where they believe that when Sigmar departed for the east he actually went to Cathay and is entombed there

Sometimes I feel like runesmiths are not actually that good in battle but I don't know if I'm just being dumb and forgetting to press buttons or if it truly is just underpowered as a lore.

>>528207154
wtf real??

>>528201129
If I get drafted I WILL be fragging my superior officers, I hope they know.

>>528207154
>Cathayan schoolteacher claims to be Sigmars brother.
>20 million Cathayan peasants die.

>>528207180
Rune of slowness and rune of speed are the most usefull ones. And just 1 runesmith isnt that usefull you need 3 in one army and need to chain their runes.

>>528203786
>Dwarves are specifically a rush and kill everything faction because of how Grudges and Ages Of Reckoning work
this seems back asswards
dwarfs should be a reactive faction, baiting enemies into a breach of dwarf law so you can justify bashing their skulls open.

>>528202948
>>528203786
>>528207519
Age of Reckoning is a reward system. You could just turtle in your province and dig for deeps. Its boring as fuck tho idk why people want to turtle in this game. Dwarfs has fun units in every tier.

>>528192304
This only confirms what everyone knew all along: Mannfred von Carstein is the rightful heir of both the Empire and Grand Cathay.

>>528206286
>(in thousand units)
So 740 means 740 000 and 1,750 means 1 750 000 ?

>Faction doesn't have skeletons
Then it shant be played.

>>528207180
Runesmiths go really well with slayers because they can give them armor and ward save

>>528208075
Yes.

>>528208089
Name 15 factions that don't have skeletons.

>>528197485
>posts a faction whose entire existence is based on another race’s prank

>>528208050
Based.

>>528208089
Every faction in the game has a sksleton thougheveritbe

>>528206286
The mismanagement of the century.

>>528207448
>10 million Cathayan eaten
>total Cathayan victory

>>528206286
Warhammer 3 sales in year leading up to:
2022: 960K
2023: 580K
2024: 420K
2025: 380K

That looks like quite a long tail. A shame that they are so slow at making DLC.

All mentions of Yin-Yin from the book by the way.

Alchemist-chan > the rest

>>528209731
Agreed. Alchemist > Crane gunner > Meow > Lord.

>>528209703
Doesn't really say that much other than Yin-Yin really loves Adventure Time and she had to (diplomatically) fight the elves away even as she negotiated trade with them.

Could have made a good star guest character in a Gotrek and Felix novel.

>>528209731
Do not underestimate the Celestial Generalissima.

You fuckers ruined the tabletop.

>>528206286
What a waste

>>528210340
What the fuck did I do?

>>528210340
The tabletop game wouldn't be alive without the vidya.

>>528210340
I just wanted Medieval 3.

>>528210340
CATHAY WILL GROW LARGER!

>>528210493
but it isn't alive and wasn't for years before TWH

Warhammer Fantasy is the best setting for writing.
40K is the good tabletop.

>>528209703
>Yin-Yin successfully negotiated with the elves

name ONE faction that has guns

>>528211680
Great Britain

>>528211680
Queek

starting to think Kostaltyn or Katarin are actually the best kislev lords now, both of them farm out kislev boons much easier than boris or ostankya just due to being near each other right at the start. Kostaltyn in particular can gain orthodoxy much easier due to the +orthodoxy support trait being easier to acquire on lords and ancillaries

>>528211680
Otomo

What's the point of building garrison buildings (unless you're an auto-resolve winning race)?

England and France are likely to share a Hundred Years War mechanic.
Austria will have an easier time with vassalizing/subjugating nations. Perhaps even having a mechanic to force royal marriages.
Venice will have much easier access to trade resources and can leverage trade routes in diplomacy.
Eastern Roman Empire will be able to reform the true Roman Empire.
Timurids will have access to elephant customisation.

>>528212827
They are truly amazing in Total War: Troy. I build them in almost all of my coastal settlements.

>>528207457
>you need to chain their runes.

>>528212851
>Eastern Roman Empire will be able to reform the true Roman Empire.
ERE will be a minor faction that uses Italian units

>>528209703
This lore is pretty good. I really like Nan-Gau contacting with Dwarfs to imply there were technological exchanges. They should just keep who invented-what-first stuff vague to please everyone.

CA should give Neferata and Khalida relation boost with Cathay. Undead + guns is always cool.

>>528212827
they are race and matchup dependant, if they add walls however it is usually trivial to inflict disproportionate damage or even outright win some fights due to retarded siege ai.

>>528214156
It does seem like walls almost double the power of garrisons in autoresolve.

>>528213242
>Hero1 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs
>Hero2 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs
>Now Hero1's 60 sec shared cd is done, Hero1 casts another rune
>Hero 3 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs
>Now Hero2's 60 sec shared cd is done, Hero2 casts another rune
>Loops
And runesmith lords and heroes can lower the cd of every runesmith in an army so more you bring more you cast.

>>528213585
Oh boy ..

>>528214893
Ok thats just unashamed pandering.

>>528214893
Is there anything Cathay isn't the best at?

>Kislev can tech to +6000 defensive supplies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4

>>528216160
Elves refuse to use firearms because this setting lacks the one advantage that made them good: being able to carry more than twenty shots.

>>528216160
I'd understand normal elgi and even wutelgi but for dark elgi there's no reason not to, they already use dawi full auto crossbows

Khaine does not care if the murdered was blown to bits by gunpowder as long as the blood still flows

There is something so cool about watching Hastati throw their javelins before charging.
Anyone else feel the same?

>>528216847
Somehow Dark Elves are the more backward-looking elves in Warhammer, they just want to live in pre Sundering Ulthuan.
(Khaine-Golems are just Rune-Golems copy).

>>528217201
There's no reason for a Black Ark and druchii ship not to have loads of cannons and dark magic/Chaos magic infused cannons

gggggrrrrrRRRRRRRRR-

>>528218126
-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA-

>>528218295
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>is strenght rank 5
>willing to become a vassal for a settlement I just captured
LOL

if a lords defeat trait is worse than getting +2 leadership and 5% campaign movement that trait needs to be reworked

>>528218469
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

KHAZUKAN

>>528202948
Welcome to the garbage that IE is, this gameplay is what the mostly retarded playerbase enjoys so CA will never improve on it.

They heard the early game was the only good part of a campaign so they rushed everything instead of making the endgame better.

>>528218674
KAZAKIT

>Slannesh is in the game
>can't have a cute big tittied waifu lord
>can't have lords turned into cute female sluts
Dang.

>>528210340
>mfw

>>528218896
NO STOP WE NEED HIM TO SAVE THE WORLD

>>528218896
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>528209703
Imrikbros...
that bratty sea dragon is searching for elves...

>>528219076
>>528219115
...oh.

>>528219115
>>528219076
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED

>>528219180
>searching for elves...
It says pretty clearly there that she had to push them out or they wouldn't let her sail like she wanted.

>>528218580
Vampires are coldblooded

>>528218847
you cant make the endgame better the ai is simply not good enough for that

I've been a Total War fan so long I remember when people thought matched combat animations were a bad thing that hindered gameflow
Remember the drama around the removal of unit collision? I member.

>>528219363
Wait is this in the base game?

>>528220382
No, that's the lore mod.

DLC INFO LEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeahzYGuIKY

>>528219115
[T H E P L E A S U R E O F S E T T L I N G T H E G R E A T E S T O F A L L G R U D G E S]

Best Modded in Faction?

>>528219363
i appreciate your posting

Wow this patch made the AI's army building fucking unbearable.

Morale is low in historical Total War which makes tactics such as flanking much more effective.
Achilles can recruit units which are immune to flanking... and unbreakable.
Thank you, CA Sofia.

>>528220970
Everybody loves faceless human soldier dabbing on monsters/aliens/gods/gay western fantasy OCs but the gaming industry refuses to cater to this desire (except helldivers I guess)

you fantasoys can keep malding about Cathay being pushed into your game, but it's just business
three kingdoms outsold warhammer 3 by a wide margin, so I can definitely see why GW is trying so hard to cash in on it

>>528220208
Bullshit, here's stuff that would marginally improve the endgame besides the ai:

>Razing actually matters instead of ruins being occupied the turn after
>Limiting confederations
>Making so that capturing/destroying a faction's capital city actually harms them / destroys them instead of having to hunt them to the last region. AoW4 has this, if the capital is not recaptured/rebuilt in x turns the faction gets deleted.
>Diplomacy not being watered down garbage

There's a bunch of shit I could go on about that make the mid/endgame an absolute slog to play, also most of the start pos in IE are retarded.

>>528222721
>AoW4 has this, if the capital is not recaptured/rebuilt in x turns the faction gets deleted.
I thought in AoW you have to both kill the faction leader and take their throne city before they respawn

>>528223275
You are right, the leader must also be dead. Immortality is another shit "feature" that makes the endgame pure cancer.

>SEGA sales numbers leaked
damn, I had no idea Persona was that popular
weebs mogging us hard

>>528224076
I now understand why game developers chase the Chinese market.

>>528224076
>>528224280
Every "gamer" girl I know has P5 several times over.

>>528224076
>3k sold more than double WH3 in it's first year
fell off hard in 2021 though, then 2022 was the future of 3K.....
WH3 needs some real good DLC if it wants to catch up though.

>>528224076
Weebs have some of the least self control out of all possible markets. There's a reason nip devs squeeze them so hard.

>>528224280
And it bites them in the ass every time.

>>528224280
They should have some pride and the realization that any money is a devil's bargain. There is literally no legal requirement to betray your nation to a hostile nation that constantly seeks to subvert American interests.

>>528225840
Sir, I believe that CA is British/Bulgarian.

>>528226041
British is just American of Europe. Bulgarians should remember how much Communism sucked the first time.

>>528226516
the lewd miao ying mod where this happens fucked me hard the first time.

>>528192304

>>528204176
>This pic was fucking CANON all along.
In awe. Just in awe.

>>528227170
What does Sigmar even look like?

>>528226516
>She leaves her artillery undefended
deserved 2bqwushymfsff

>>528227402
Used to look like Conan, until around ET/AoS they changed his look to Thor.

Personally, I still vastly prefer Sigmar the Barbarian.

>>528225840
>that constantly seeks to subvert American interests.
Yeah, about that...

>>528227402
If i had to guess he either looks like Sean Bean as Ned stark or Robert Baratheon.

>>528227929
>Robert Baratheon

>>528227402
basically a long haired girl

Form Testudo...

>>528228267
But what if the enemy overcasts a pit of shades on us?

>>528227402
>he don't remember the Sigmar statue map

>>528224076
is this explained further than just "sales" since this probably excludes dlc milking

>>528204176
>Miao traveled to have sex with Sigmar
>Mio traveled to have sex with Magnus
>Miao traveled to have sex with Karl Franz
I bet Miao even traveled to have sex with Mandred Skavenslayer
Miao Ying, Storm Dragon, Master of the Storm Winds, Supreme Matriarch of Nan-Gau,and queen of hearts of the Empire of man.

>>528230980
>queen of hearts

>>528222721
>>Razing actually matters instead of ruins being occupied the turn after
well this can be solved with the new khorne mechanic where it prevents you from settling ruins for 3 turns after raze but it also is potentially incredibly infuriating if implemented poorly and some beastmeme army snipes you main province minor settlement
>>Limiting confederations
dont really see the point since if this happens its just going to be a full on total war campaign with no survivors snowballing you even faster
>>Making so that capturing/destroying a faction's capital city actually harms them / destroys them
this is an alright idea but again when the ai is shit you could very easily snipe their capital with something like underway
>>Diplomacy not being watered down garbage
i dont think it will matter much for end game because you are more powerful than the rest of the factions by like turn 50

my main issue is that the ai is not good enough to fight a real player for very long and even with immense stat advantage it cannot pose a threat past a certain point so slogging through the endgame is simply not worth doing because it is time consuming instead of difficult or engaging
instead they should try to make the early stages of the game last as long as possible

>>528226516
Wurrzag's quest with the super squigs
Orion's quest with the Mortis Engine
Katarin's quest where you take damage during the opening cutscene because its an ambush
Alarielle's quest where you charge up a steep hill to knck out Doom Cannons only for chaos knights to attack from behind

>>528222610
If I enjoyed Shogun 2 will I enjoy Three Kingdoms?

>>528226838
Well you don't have to win the battle.

>>528233393
>Katarin's quest where you take damage during the opening cutscene because its an ambush
This is the single worst battle in the whole game
WTF were they thinking here?

Today I will remind them

>>528235854
I remember Hyenas' youtube channel with obviously bought views and comments... I dont understand man how did they not see the obvious?

>>528235854
I still find it funny that people called this the flop of the century when only /twg/ and plebbit were the only ones who even knew it existed until it got canned
Can't really call it a flop when there was no one around to even have expectations for it

>>528236668
It wasnt even released to flop
it was a massive failure in terms of investment for 0 return

>>528236668
for years their investor reports were mentioning a "super game" where they want it to be a big franchise, sega absolutely did have ridiculous expectations for it
>>528236750
it would've been even worse if it did release, just look at concord, the PR damage is far worse than recouping a few millions

>>528235854
One of the funniest things to happen in video game history

>>528236668
The 200 people fired were really aware of the fail.

>>528233393
>Astragoth's train defense quest
The gameplay preview made it look so easy but playing it is legitimate torture.

>>528235854
>after years of work they made a game that looked like shit

>>528236618
I remember reddit defending the game too like they did with ToB
And then not actually buying it because its all lipservice for them

i cant bring myself to play cathay even with the hornier mods, absolute sauceless faction

>Miao slurps Sigmarite cum confirmed

What other gems does the Cathay book grant us?

>>528235854
>>528236668
it is not often you get to become a new tier of disaster
shit games can now become a concord or if the game is deemed not even worth launching you can turn into a hyenas instead

>>528242302
proofs?

>>528243343
In the pudding my friend.

>>528236618
>old people in suits want money
>old people see youth being all quirky and muh pride
>old people make game based on that without understanding em
>Hyenas

>>528173632 (OP)
I honestly hope that Creative Assembly opts for the halfling wizard lords instead of the human ones for Empire/DoW. Would be a nice change. I also preferred the Ogre paymaster over the human one and I am glad they went with that.

>>528210340
The Bastion's defence requires it.

>>528226516
>Changeling Naggaroth scheme
>fighting 2 armies of delves
>have an allied army of bloated corpses coming in
>they all come in from behind
>can’t control/attack the bloated corpses
>they specifically only target single entities stuck in combat with my infantry

guts out boys!

>>528241954
The bastion mechanic is just so ass.

>>528219363
MOMMY SAVE MEEE
how did he turn to stone though

>>528198252
>>528204073
Wait so they retconned Shiyama dying before the rest of her siblings are born to being murdered by Miao Ying(On accident.) and dying her father's arms?

>>528210340
baby's still playing with dollies, get a REAL man's hobby like vidya

>>528245593
Miao should just get bonus gold or growth from winning battles in the gate provinces or the wastes north of them, right now Cathay (minus Yuan Bo who can rush construction) has the slowest province development of all game 3 factions after removing the +40 growth bonus from balanced yin/yang.

>>528209703
This lore is dogshit. Genuinely terrible, even total war was better than this slop, and I skipped thorugh half of it.

>>528209703
What about Li Dao? I am very interested in the new lore that he controls a major port city filled with pirates.

so having to explicitly download the free legendary lords is a humiliation ritual right?

>>528206262
Runelord at higher levels.
Slayer at low levels
Honestly they are all pretty good.
Comes down to what you like

Someone made an updated list of items for 6.2.
https://warhammer3items.netlify.app/

>>528245719
Yuan Bo thinks Shiyama died before the other siblings were born, so either a retcon, or only siblings younger than Miao were born after Shiyama's death and the Emperor lied to them to cover up Miao killing Shiyama.

Celestial General comments on the map that it's forbidden to talk bout the four disappeared siblings so it's safe to assume the common population at least doesn't know how Shiyama died.

>>528224076
>3,2
>2,3
/eagg/ fucking won

>play bretonnia after patch
>bastonne, aquitaine, parravon even Estalia all fucking survive when they were wiped out turn 4 already
holy shit

yay, 30fps battle cause fkn rats and lizard units with 140+ entities..

>>528246963
can always lower your settings before a fight anon

What the fuck are these guys doing seriously

>>528195353
Human women prefer roasted Druchii dick though.
>It's quite simple, really. Chaos is magic, and magic is Chaos. Understanding this simple fact will dispel all the delusions to which your small mind still clings. Oh, but what of the Warp magic of the Skaven? Or the magic contained within the Dwarf Runes, or Battle Magic, or the High Magic used by Elves? Fool, these are all Chaos, albeit, in some cases, cunningly disguised, but Chaos all the same. You see, it really doesn't matter what the caster believes, what values he upholds, for whenever he draws upon the so-called Winds of Magic, he harnesses loosed energy from the Realm of Chaos.

>What about the Winds and Colour Magic? Utterly ridiculous. It's a lie invented by Teclis and his cronies to keep Humans from understanding the truth of magic. See, the Elves are dying; they devour themselves. Whilst they squat in their towers on that wretched isle, their righteous kin, the Druchii, send wave after wave against them. For you see, Malekith, called the Witch King by his detractors, understood the truth of Dhar, often called Dark Magic, but that is a false term that understates the essence of this energy. He sees the lie, and it disgusts him. The Elf High Mages seek to keep their power to themselves and fear all others. We, as Humans, could learn a lot from Malekith for he alone sees the High Elves for what they are: gutless cowards who live behind falsehoods in a futile attempt to stave off their inevitable extinction.
>-Magreta Gebauer, Black Magister

>>528247054
But then I don't get awesome mega moshpits and it breaks balance like crazy.

>playing Knights of St. John in TW Empire 2
>oh I'll just build up a stack and take North Africa should be easy
>take nu-Carthage (Tunis)
>sail away and take another settlement in Algeria
>Warhammer brain forgets about public order
>recently taken settlement rebels while I'm sailing back to Libya
>park the army in nu-Carthage
>can't go anywhere for the next 15 turns because they'll rebel as soon as the army leaves even with no taxes
>game becomes waiting simulator with ETW's abysmal AI end turn timers while the AI builds up and takes my port in Malta destroying my economy
I think I'll just try Prussia instead.

>>528177881
kek sure

Just saw the leaked sales. Holy shit I didn't expect 3K to mog WH3 even after all these years. They would rake in millions with Med 3.

Ambush success chance not telling you the chances that your ambush can be found is still the gayest thing in this game desu, at least they made the AI less of a pussy and willing to rush you down even when theyre gonna lose

>>528247528
Cute.

>>528248075
> They would rake in millions with Med 3.
No they wouldn't. Like SEGA said in a previous quarterly Warhammer III is the highest selling fantasy game outselling all games EXCEPT Three Kingdoms which was the highest selling total war game of all time.

>>528248075
The west is too poor to buy games now
The future is China

>>528248075
Literally nothing from the Medieval era is as culturally relevant today in Europe as the Three Kingdoms period is in East Asia, not just 1 billion Chinese people but most Koreans, Japanese and Vietnamese are very familiar with the story of 3K, at the very least they all knew about the romanticized versions of the big name characters since they were little kids and tens of millions are intimately familiar with the period as a whole, which is the main reason why it sold really well. Med 3 would probably surpass Rome 2 but not Warhams and 3K if I had to guess.

>>528248075
You are acting like Total War is a massive series when it was always a niche series. Warhammer 3 and 3 kingdoms are the two highest selling games in the franchise. Shogun 2 was considered a massive success and only sold 1.4 million copies by comparison.

Also it turns out Total War is still a niche series. ER Nightreign, which is FROM's multiplayer FOMOslop, sold 3 million in 3 days while 3K took 3 years to reach that.

>>528248075
5 highest selling games in series in order.
>3 kingdoms
>Warhammer 3
>Warhammer 2
>Warhammer 1
>Shogun 2

Tell me again how Medieval 3 would sell "millions". Especially when the second one took almost 8 years to hit 1 million total sales.

>>528248705
We know, normalfags play shooters, action and sports.

>>528248075
Wait until you find out Alien: Isolation sold the same amount as 3 kingdoms.

>>528248805
Listen chud I never even played Medieval 2 but EVERYONE ELSE wants it so I HAVE to join in wanting it I NEED to feel included ok?

>>528248075
>>528249018

alien: isolation is the highest selling creative assembly made game of all time....over four million copies

Melee combat has been fucked since they switched to Warscape in Empire, the rumour now is that we're getting a WWI game and 40k both of need some serious adjustments to make them work at all and neither are particularly melee focused in a way the historical games were. Trying to make Med 2 with the current setup would be an absolute disaster.

Yin-Yin Never Ever

>>528249275
>melee combat is fucked
>ranged combat is fucked
Total War financial warfare is the only way out

>>528249275
it's the thing I always wonder: it's certain they gonna shit a 40k game out knowing the piggies but they'd probably have to actually work and create a new engine

>>528249589
The next games are slated for early Spring of 2026 and 2027 apparently so a new engine seems unlikely.

/twg/ could have been saved, if only (You) joined the pack..

>>528249816
I know it's out of place but they should go the yakuza route where they use a small spinoff to test a new engine

>>528248939
>>528248616
That would make sense except that CA is a big gaming studio with 700 employees (FromSoft has 450 and put out ER, Armoured Core, and ER Nightreign since WH3 released). You'd expect them to make more popular games with how much they spend on development.

>>528249816
>The next games are slated for early Spring of 2026
No, actually their next game release is scheduled for Q3 2026 and it is the Alien: Isolation sequel according to SEGA. There might be a remaster of an older game next from Feral Interactive though.

>>528249882
hey, can I borrow your scissors?

>>528249889
Why do you think SEGA is making a big deal about the Alien sequel in their financials? They also mention that most of total war's profits come from DLCs and not the actual games themselves.

>>528250225
when you give me my ducats back and why the advisor outside is drowning in his own drool

>>528192304
>we shill imrik/miao non-stop
>GW canonized miao/human instead
elfsisters...what the FUCK...

>>528250285
through the magic of the druids, I mean, wizards!

Tablesloppers really be calling lore retcons when the lore only existed in an obscure armpit page of edition 6 and their entire faction had 0 models and no other media whatsoever...

>>528248805
Rome 2 outsold Rome 1 in an extremely small amount of time, PC gaming has only gotten bigger over the years. I know you fags want to seethe but that anon making the guess that Medieval 3 would sell incredibly well is not unreasonable.

>>528227402
buddy he's the only god besides khaine to have actual idols made in his image, how did those fly over your head?

how come people are willing to accept the ai cheating to build armies it can't actually afford, but not with it cheating to make more entertaining army compositions it doesn't have the recruitment for?

>>528192304
>miao lusts after sigmar and karl cock just like morathi lusts after aenarion and tyrion cock
total tumorous burgomeister victory

Total War: Warcraft

>>528251526
I dunno why care just play what you want

>>528251645
WoWxisters YES

>>528192304
>be random dudes probably with axes and swords maybe a couple of horses
>suddenly a half woman half dragon lady appears to tell you about guns and how some people can level entire cities with magic
must've sucked being an early human in warhammer desu

>>528251880
>that feel when no big titty nightborne LL

>>528251996
God I wish elves were real

>>528251974
>sucks to be a smelly northern barbar
FTFY

>>528192304
mmmmm yes ntr cuckold sex asian submit to BWC mmmm gooning

>>528252184
wtf I dont remember writing this post?

>>528251880
please tell me theres a forsaken guy in the sewers ready to gas everyone in this picture

>>528252057
Just ask your girlfriend to wear long ear prosthetics?

>>528252057
an elf woman is like a double woman, you'll want to kill yourself for entertaining anything other than sex in her presence

>>528251526
Who is opposed to that? If anything people have noted how lame it is that the ai literally just doesn't recruit certain units even if it has access.

>>528248805
thats base game sales though and im willing to bet warhammer 2 made more money than 3k because of all the dlc sales

>>528252264
>there are people in this thread who have never had cosplay sex as/with different characters using their girlfriend
Sad really

>>528251880
You used to be cool, damn you

>>528252387
but I don't want to dress up like gojo or whatever the fuck and if I force her to wear something that'll feel unfair

>>528251974
that's probably what impressed miao so much, a warlord with pretty much nothing drove out the greenskins and various other chaosfags and made his own nation in such a short amount of time through pure cunning

>>528251996
>Nightborne
>What if High Elves/Blood Elves, but they still look like Night Elves?
>The Highborne? What are those?
While I do think it's funny that Blizzard keeps forgetting their own lore, that's no excuse for you, anon.

>>528252669
Who?

How big should Nagash's hat be?

>>528252908
the bean pole from magic fight

>>528251645
>>528251880
Warcraft still has the capacity to be cool, you just have to keep it far, far out of the reach of nuBlizz

>>528224076
>only 2,3 million copies sold
>when SEGA also said in previous statements that DLCs sell ~million or more each
So roughly 50% of the playerbase buys each and every DLC? It can't be right. Those numbers must be wrong and either the game sales are actually higher, or the DLC sales are lower.

>>528248075
One of the current day problems this game might face is that younger generations might not be proud of their culture or ancestry. You teach younger people to hate their history or nation and they won't find games like Med 3 appealing.

>>528253076
those are base game sales only, as that anon said warhammer likely trumps 3K based on that alone

>>528224076
Who the fuck is still buying Sonic garbage?

>>528252690
>through pure cunning
Favoured servants of Mork, truly.

>>528253013
Small just like his cock.

>>528253206
Autistics

>>528253267
Are you saying that hat size correlates to cock size?

I just got my 11th workshop follower
I'm so much better than all of you its unreal
kneel

>>528253146
Only the hyper woke care about that when it comes to the Middle Ages, most people think knights are cool and they find Medieval kingdoms like England and France relatable, there's a lot of cynicism regarding the era and it's popular to view it as it being completely backwards, dark and miserable but that attitude has been popular for like 500 years or so. Now a modern Empire Total War though, it would need to make some serious amends to the woke crowd to make it okay, at the very least it would need to directly mention/show and condemn the Atlantic slave trade and exalt the Native Americans before even considering a release.

>>528251645
It just isnt the same without Cringekino Ashbringer...

>>528253416
Always been that way my man.

>>528253656
>exalt the Native Americans before even considering a release.
FUCK THIS SHIT
MY CULTURE WAS BLOOD TEMPLES AND BIRD DRAGONS EATING VIRGINS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOOD WEATHER ONLY TO BE DEFEATED BY DISGUSTING ACCIDENTAL REAL LIFE NURGLE CULTISTS
that shit is cool. that shit would sell. its why liggers are cool.

>>528252720
I miss elves looking like elves even if roided out ones. Seeing the DnD's recent art and now the TOW RPG's have some weird real people's faces vibe on top of whatever the artists do with the bodies.

>>528253904
Based

>>528253656
I'd say they'd even have to portray crusades as one of the most despicable evil acts you could do in this game if it ended up being during this time period. Nothing to do with religion or fighting back, just cartoonish Khorne evil. It'd have to be further from historic truth like those UK historic movies where black people are kings of England. It's a loose-loose for CA.

Is Gorbad the only character that is completely anachronistically shoved into the immortal empires campaign? I mean he lived a thousand years before Grimgor

>>528254297
Gorbad is less anachronistic than Repansu, he was never confirmed killed.

>>528254297
Repanse and Grom too but you could just say Repanse has grail magic or something

>>528254297
Oh Grom the paunch also, he's apparently a few hundred years before the end times as well.

>>528254297
Repansu died centuries before Karl Franz's time as well

>>528254297
you know about gorbad's timeframe but not grom?

>>528253904
Yeah that shit was sick, it's a shame it was just wiped out
Starting to realize I'm not actually (very) racist I just think cultures are strongest when kept to their countries not blended into global McSlop

>>528254297
In the old lore the dwarfs never confirmed killing him so there was an opportunity to bring him back.

>>528254410
are you me?

>>528254659
Mesoamericans are fucking ugly and weird and have alien heads
Amazonians are cute tho

>>528254771
Huemac pls go

>>528254659
>Several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough.
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses.

I have never gotten the dreamwine from the vineyard. Do I have to have a lord or hero parked there to get it?

>>528253904
the aztecs lost because because nobody liked them, literally everyone around them hated them

>>528255174
literally sparta's plight

>>528255159
I got it randomly but it took like 50 turns.

>>528248075
wat was the leaked sales?

>>528255174
That is true but the diseases that ravaged them thanks to the Spanish contact certainly did not help matters.

>>528255592
Shit was crazy, Columbus himself noted on his second voyage already, just one year after the first one, that entire settlements have died out since his last visit. It must have been like the black death for the natives.

reminder that Reddit was the biggest shippers for Imrik and Miao Ying, Franz was always the endgoal for her
>waited centuries to finally meet a man good enough to wield a warhammer like Sigmar once did to make her wet

>>528255912
War of the Worlds is genius and I'm not tired of saying it

>>528251645
I want fantasy total war but Rome 2 aesthetics. So historical looking weapons and armor and other aesthetics of antiquity, no oversized pauldron shit and other stuff from Warcraft and Warhammer, no kitchen sink, but with magic, monsters and some otherworldly stuff sprinkled.
Kind of like Dominions, but Total War, if to put it simpler.

>>528256158
As a bonus, I think it would be cheap to make with not as many charlemagnes needed, since they can reuse some things, depending on how deep they would like to develop their setting.

>>528255334
https://old.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1lghsvb/sega_accidently_leaks_6_years_of_sales_data_for/

>>528255998
not really, unless those aliens have human dna, its not really possible for a virus or disease to affect them

Did they ever overhaul the grudge system? It made the dwarves less fun last time I played.

>>528256358
>
you're kidding right?

>>528215849
>Geabull
RIP;_;

>>528256826
did she actually dieded or was she just driven off the internet?

3 changdom got nothing on sales of warhammer 1+2+3
>b-but that's 3 games vs 1
The fact that CA actually convinced people to buy the same game thrice for full price is a testament to the warhammer's success

>>528257025
Are WHfags or Nintendofags the biggest consumers?

>>528257068
40k fans will push WHfags ahead of Nintendrones in terms of pure consoomer spending power

>>528256908
She apparently supported that Korean president who declared Martial law for two hours before it got cancelled. The new regime arrested her for treason.

>>528256683
anon, do you know anything about disease and genetics, or biology in general, you have a higher chance of getting a disease from a plant, an organism that youre only related to by a difference of 400 million years, than an alien that has no contact with earth prior

>>528257246
i very much doubt your likely shitposting, that president was right wing and based on the absolute degeneracy geabull put out her supporting him is very unlikely

>>528256352
hory shet that's a lot of sales

>>528257349
What does being right wing have to do with degeneracy? Have you seen /pol/?

>>528257347
are you doubling down?

>>528257068
Warhammer games bomb all the time while tendies WILL eat the slop no matter what, just look at all the Pokemon games from the past 15 years or so or the Switch 2 paid introduction demo.
Warhammer Fantasy players didn't even consume enough to keep the franchise alive, 40kfags on the other hand are big consumers. If GW orders them to throw out their collection and rebuy thousands of dollars of plastic and repaint them as well then they will comply instead of calling bullshit on it every time but they aren't tendie level just yet.

>>528257246
Was she raped to death?

>>528257451
you mean like what youre doing

>>528255993
Azazel will take Miao from Sigmar just like he took Ravenna. Such is the will of Slaanesh.

>>528257443
anon i'm not talking just liking rape and shit, she was putting out blacked shit and who the fuck knows what else. the idea of her supporting that dude is next to 0. i also recall a pic of her (?) leaking and she looked exactly like your average left leaning south korean woman. also the chance of them arresting some random degenerate artist for treason is next to 0 too. i was hoping for an actual answer of what happened to her.

>>528257483
He's got some short fucking arms

>>528257618
>inb4 /pol/ is the biggest source of blacked on 4chan
That's just for research.

>>528257567
No, I actually finished elementary school and know that, ignoring that retardation about viruses never being able to hop onto another animal even as a carrier, viruses aren't the only thing that can make you diseased.

>>528256358
Back when it was written they didn't know about DNA, so Martians being infected by human germs makes sense

>>528257618
>she was putting out blacked shit
Practically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wing
If you just see black people as the same as anyone else there's no bestial thug vibes to fetishize
But yeah that whole artist arrested for treason shit sounds dumb

>>528257618
>liking rape and shit
>she was putting out blacked shit
>left leaning south korean woman
Need me one of these.

>>528257945
Which are the best xenos to slay with my DNA?

>>528257945
germs aren't viruses
germs are bacteria

>>528257980
>Practically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wing
not going to deny that there's not some poltards out there who sperg about blacked shit but secretly like it, in the same way that you have poltards who talk about saving the white race but jack it to asian women, but we have tons of evidence at this point that most of the people spamming blacked shit across /pol/ are in fact various shades of sea

>>528258026
wh*toids

didn't a whole plague happen because of fleas giving you a little kiss?

>>528258134
They're right wing SEA though, like how so many rw twitter accounts are Indian.

Franz campaign feels like a Louen Leoncoeur babysitting campaign where you spend a majority of the earlygame in Bretonnia making sure Grom doesnt kill him off and making sure Kemmler is stopped from shitstack spamming, finally was able to return to the Empire to stop Festus only to see Throt is at power rank 3, at least I have my T4 units active

>fight ikit
>he gets warp lightning, menace from below and a nuke
this is so FUCKING gay

>>528258284
i mean yeah sure, they probably are right wing, but they're right wing for their own culture which is why they're spamming it in the first place. anyways regardless i was looking for an actual answer like i said, i always found it weird that she just stopped posting out of nowhere.

>>528257849
lol, lmao even
viruses are the most simple thing that can cause disease, because its really nothing but dna, something that every organism on earth has, its casts the widest net possible for infection crossing animal kingdoms, its why bird flu and swine flu exists, because we all use the same dna sequences, so unless those ayylmaos use the same dna sequence, its not possible for them to be infect with anything on earth, the stars have to align for ayylmaos to get sick with earthborn disease, assuming the disease even affects them the same way
>>528257945
that still doesnt make it not stupid, and even then dna was discovered 15 years earlier, but who read science papers

>>528258926
who's to say that the creation of DNA is not a prerequisite for life in the first place? for all we know there's only a linear sequence for complex life to evolve and thus maybe aliens do have DNA. we know absolutely nothing about life on other planets if it even exists.

>>528258926
I want to engage you honestly but holy fuck, you make it hard. Your ESL babble is confusing, which is it, impossible or improbable? and again, viruses are not the only thing that can make you sick

>>528259257
>for all we know
yeah for all we know, i can't make out DICK from SHIT! nothing makes any sense if you think hard enough about it so stop trying to be logical. everything you know is what your brain tells you and your brain is Nothing in the face of infinite time and space, so shut it.

>>528258926
Bacteria and fungi could still decompose martians assuming they were similar enough to something they can eat, stuff doesn't even need to be organic never mind intact DNA to be used by some micro-organisms.

Of course something that's adapted to live in the cold low-oxygen conditions of actual Mars would be immune to decomposers like the bodies on Mt. Everest.

>>528258926
>>528259257
Any alien life is most likely millions of years more or less advanced than us, if they reach us they will not resemble biology as we know it

>>528258926
>but who read science papers
something tells me you don't but say you do

>>528259527
why do you care at all if war of the worlds is realistic if that's your mindset?

>>528259589
>>528259684
i don't truly care because the universe is deterministic so suck it.
the changeling is in charge as far as i am concerend

>Celestial Dragon is too powerful to be a playable LL in game
>The only being he is confirmed to fear to face in battle is Nagash
>Thus Nagash is also too powerful to be in game
Nagashisters...it's over

>>528259589
>the universe isn't chemicals because ummm, I fight!
lol

>>528260117
that's not what that means, saar

>>528200534
>>528199029
Moms shouldn't cry...

imagine the smell

I fucking hate Dwarfs so much

I thought they changed that shit

KILL ALL IKIT PLAYERS

>>528261137
what the fuck were they thinking putting grimngrave and fat stinky together
both LLs get a dead trait by killing each other and they pretty much have to

>>528261452
>mfw someone actually pays the jannies

An army that could actually delete my shit hard.. decisive victory... but when it's like 3 archers and a manticore auto makes me lose.

>>528261617
thats a very easy decisive victory especially since you ambushed them they wouldnt delete your shit

>>528261857
Shades are niggers, that's how

Shades are ez but some skelly boys who can't even advance are scawwy... fkn..

>>528260725
>literally Ulthuan proxy war

throt the throat goat

is the passfag the local Shin?

>>528261485
USAID

>>528245714
The same way Grombrindal came back from the dead with no magic or divine intervention. Because fuck you, that's why.

>>528257483
he qt.

>>528260475
I didn't say it was literal

i'm overweight and have chapped lips
which lord should i play

>>528264473
Karl Franz

>>528264420
too late
you're gay

scawwy spoopy skellies

playing attila for the first atm and I'm confused
is the game REALLY unbalanced or is it just me?

trying to play as the saxons and my starting units are literally useless
they have like 5 attack, 5 health and 5 morale
they die to a stiff breeze

>>528265348
its the hardest total war game yeah

>>528261137
Ghorst being immune to contact effects is the salt on the wound

>>528265348
lol wait until you encounter spet xyon archers. attila was balanced by literal monkeys

>Fanfiction: Muh Malekith! Oathbreaker! Grudge! Grudge!
>Canon: "You never did learn to watch your back, boy."

>>528257980
>Practically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wing
>If you just see black people as the same as anyone else there's no bestial thug vibes to fetishize
someone post the image of the boomer troon with a plastic black baby and a giant pan-african flag hanging up behind him

>>528192304
>"oaths of kinship"
100% there is a sigmar shugengan bloodline running around cathay

>>528265394
fuck sake I forgot nurgle units aren't poison immune

oaths of kissing

I just don't see why CA would put valuable time and resources into developing a Medieval 3 Total War when they know that Warhammer 40K and its DLC will be far more profitable.

>>528267696
>"Practically everyone"
>NO THAT'S NOT TRUE, I ONCE SAW *ONE* CASE OF THE OPPOSITE

Glad to know anons still don't know what "average" means in this day and age.

>>528268108
Med 3 is the carrot at the end of a stick for ever dwindling number of histoids

>>528265348
Nordic starting units are absolute shit for some reason, even the general's bodyguard can't fight worth a fuck. Both Roman and Germanic starting units will demolish them

>>528264473
Greasus Goldtooth

>>528268108
Your premise is flawed. You believe that CA makes logical, well thought out decisions on how to spend its money. We can look at the examples of Hyenas or how they treated 3K to see that they certainly do not.

>>528268108
Because there are people like me, in the thousands, who will preorder 200 times from 200 different accounts, purely out of joy and elation. And excitement.

>>528268108
you're right but for the wrong reasons
SEGA has put their foot down and will chokeslam CA if they inch a toe over the bottom line

>>528261137
Mods fix it

>>528251645
only if we get big draenei futacocks

>>528268601
very gay

>>528268601
gayer than ratfags

>>528268601
is that thing male or female

there wont be another total war game
it is just that simple

>>528268763
yes

>>528268601
some dude posted a screencap of wow during legion that had one of the kkk draenei looking happy while spouting off about wanting to help and some human male that looked shell shocked right next to her. made me laugh

>>528253206
Mikuchads of course
https://youtu.be/yiMxFPl3iEc&t=36

>>528268763
whatever you want her to be baby

>>528269192
this is a creature that shares ancestry with trolls, do not be deceived by pink vampire elves

post 1 more lewd pic and i will shoot up this bitch

>>528257656
He is short.

Fuck you, leatherman.

>>528269578
>wearing a johnny when shagging a vampire
What's the point?

>>528269387
You won't do shit.

>>528267696
Retard

>>528269792
to make her eat all of it after you finish your ciggy
including a disgusting burp afterward

>>528268108
They need to remoralize white men for the upcoming wars. Med 3 would do that.

THE PIRATE KING

is

gay

and

thanks for the one piece spoilers, assholes

>trading more and more with the Elves of Ulthuan as Yin-Yin sought to increase diplomatic relations with such a powerful ally.
oh my
>"drop your pants elfboy, we're increasing diplomatic relations!"
how is a Dragon Prince of Caledor and leader of the Knights of Caledor faction supposed to react to this eastern menace?

white men dont play total war

>the pirate king is gay and samefagging
seems about right.

>>528270660
>>528270517
>>528270495
>>528270478
>>528270379
>>528270319
all me

>>528269578
Why are Koreans so obsessed with cuckolding?

Please nerf single entity generals in the next Total War game.
Armies win battles... not individuals.

all him and me

>>528270962
Their women literally won't breed with them. Korea makes Japan look like a fertile society.

>>528270962
Why do french women stink?
Why do Leafs and Burgers think the rest of the world wouldn't lump them together?
Why do Chinese, Brazilians, and Russians ruin the internet?
Why don't the poos poo in loo?
no reason, it just works

>>528269857
>pov you are Sigmar

>>528256352
>>528257376
Rookie numbers when we consider that Epic paid for ~7.5 million copies of Troy.

>>528270970
What if they had a buff vs other lords so a single lord is dangerous but can get fucked over by other lords. I know that's what it's kind of like now but increase it.

>>528269792
>why protecting yourself when putting you dick in a corpse

>>528271265
and I STILL didn't play it, though I did get it for free from them

>>528270970
france literally shit itself after sending napoopan away to gay baby jail

How's 6.2 overall? I read the patch notes but I haven't bothered to go and actually play this week, last time I played was for about a month or two after Omens came out.
Are the BVLLgarian updates worth the wait?

>>528271425
Good point

>>528271473
didnt read
thats not you

>>528271517
It's a dog obviously it didn't read the news

>>528271483
And so my mission here is over.

>>528271265
timmy is the most retarded person in gayming besides randy

40k waiting room

>>528271749
Go play Dawn of War.

Will CA Sofia ever be allowed to develop a game again?

>>528271928
Probably not a history game but a fantasy like GoT or LotR? why not.

Why no alternate history games? Those used to be fairly popular

>try new AI with Thorgrim
>now all the greenskins and rats declare war on me
I kinda like it, reminds me of the old days when Grimgor would be a constant threat
embrace the suck

>>528272129
Historical TW games were already alternate history games.

>>528272646
if its not at the level of the soviets are invading ancient egypt to help fight off the people of the sea(uboats), your alt history is something that would only be obvious to people who like that period

I have never recruited a Landship or a Thunderbarge.

>>528272986
Cool story bro.

What about Total War: Myths and Legends where it's played on a map on Earth but each faction consists of mythological units for different countries?
>Albion for Britain with King Artuhr and the like
>Scandinavia could have ice giants, valkyries and so on
>Ireland/Wales etc have celtic shit
>Greek myth
>Atlantis
>Roman mythology
>Egyptian scarab swams, mummies and mummies and shit
>India has avatars and poo golems
>Lemuria and other mythical continents
I suppose this is basically just the Warhammer Fantasy world though.

>>528272946
>soviets are invading ancient egypt to help fight off the people of the sea(uboats)
Kislev invading Khemri to help fight off Dark Elves(Black Arks)

did i ever tell you how much i love luthor harkon?

Achilles > Diomedes > Hector > Ajax

HEEEEEEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

>>528273508
>anyone above Diomedes
lorelet moment

>>528273382
Which one?

>>528273246
so age of mythology but total war?

>>528272986
cringe
real empire and dawichads are single entity pilled

>>528274330
Achilles is stronger than Diomedes.

>>528274456
Basically

>>528272129
More grand strategy-like elements, multiple start dates, and alt-history units/nations/other stuff could be how historical titles get back into the game
>fully realized gunpowder unit selection for Byzantines if they survive to that point, can also gain access to Roman-like units if they reconquer Rome and convert back to paganism
>Classical era game features a random event where a few stacks of the Chinese western protectorate spawn on the edge of the map (they become playable if you defeat them)
>Scandinavian nations begin major colonization efforts of the new world 500 years before other nations normally would, Aztec Empire ends up worshipping Odin
>game settings to allow AI factions to either stick with history or go off the rails a bit with things like religion or nation formation

>>528274717
CA might unironically be unable to do this

>>528271749
Lex imperialis soon

>>528274809
Maybe Russians could do a game based on the new chronology

>>528274717
Isn't it amazing how that sounds like an absolutely worthless and boring total war. Warhammer is just so amazing that historic stuff is dead forever.
Anyone who loves real shit plays hearts of iron. Everyone else plays total war and stellaris.

here's my 2 billion dollar videogame idea
total war: Hyenas

>>528275154
I don't think that CA and SEGA can afford to lose 2 billion dollars.

>>528275154
Everyone knows that their next game will be Total War: Starfield.

>>528274495
did Achilles wound several gods and survive the war?

Agamemnon was a real piece of shit

>>528275369
This is not spic powerscaling based on feats, this is a universe where the author directly tells you who is the strongest and it's Achilles.

Paris spent a lot of time thinking... a shame he used the wrong head.

My suggestion still stands, Total War Dominions.

>>528275137
I hope CA puts AoS in your stocking in December

>>528275578
That would be great but animating it would be 10 Charlemagnes + 2 Hyenas.
Unless Shogun 1 graphics are your kind of thing.

>>528247528
>Human women chasing the effiminate bad boy who murders innocent people for fun because muh "i can fix him"
Nothing is new under the sun.

>>528275137
>troons of iron
can you please stop posting, i get an aneurysm every time i read the drivel you post. it doesn't matter the topic, it is always the stupidest thing i've ever seen

>>528275643
Sounds awesome

>>528275471
this is cope from a twinkchilles fag, Diomedes was actually invincible Athena made sure of that

>>528275789
Not my fault you get insulted by vidya names. Touch grass maybe? I hate that game, it's awful but it's the most played. Seek meds.

>>528275696
Well, not literal Dominions.
Here - >>528256158
>>528256340

Minor faction potential isn't enough. Festus can still kill an Elector Count before I get to him, when will CA fix this?

>>528275724
Deep down Malekith is a good guy and protagonist of Warhammer Fantasy. He just needed people to save him from Morathi.

>>528275578
>fight beastmen(good)
>they keep sending sexy goat ladies to seduce your human generals and carry them off into the woods for animalistic goat sex
CA could never

>>528275835
There is no cope, once again I know you are brown and a zoomer and operate off "feats" and "power levels" and such nonsense, but in these epics the author will just tell you who is the strongest and the answer is Achilles. This is an objective fact. Also I'm not sure you actually read the Iliad because when he returns to the battlefield Athena stands at his side as she did Diomedes and helps him fight.

>>528276258
There is a lot of goat sex in Dominions, that is true.

>>528276309
you are literally having a schizophrenic episode imagining arguments that were never made, projecting your insecurities onto others and fantasising about brown people out of nowhere
you cry about powerscaling, when indeed the only "powerscaler" here is yourself as literally nobody else made a "power scale" other than yourself here >>528273508
and still you cannot refute a single thing I've said
the fact remains Diomedes was unbeaten and unkillable unlike Achilles who died in that very same war

cope and seethe you malding faggot

>>528276258
>Pangaea declares war
>19 white centaur doomstacks being printed out of every settlement
>enter their territory, take magical forest attrition and get ambushed
>dryad heroes in full attila/WH1 hero spam mode, 5 of them sitting in your territory seducing every high level character you have

Bretonnia rework soon

https://www.gematsu.com/2025/06/sega-mistakenly-reveals-sales-numbers-for-like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-persona-3-reload-shin-megami-tensei-v-and-more
>wh3 sold less than 3k

Gorbad on his pig is the worst lord I have ever seen when it comes to actually being able to attack an enemy. He can't move through friendly units, no matter how small. He can only turn at a rate of about two degrees per second, and so will often circle around a stationary enemy. He can't hit an enemy that's running away, no matter how slow they are. And even if he's right next to an enemy, he usually just stands there and doesn't attack.
What a piece of shit.

>>528276724
That post was not me so you wrote all that drivel just to be wrong. Diomedes survives the war but Achilles doesn't because that is the tragedy of the epic, that Achilles could have left and survived but if he stays he is fated to die. Once again, you want this to be about who is the strongest dude who has the best FEATS because you are a brown person but that is not the point of the epic. When it comes to who is the strongest, the epic tells you at multiple points it is Achilles because it is Achilles, end of story.

>>528276819
Yes, and?

>>528276819
>unpopular game sold less than popular game
wow

Where are they CA?

>>528276819
it's why they cancelled 40k and are making Three Kingdoms 2 instead

>thorek ironbrow
>astragoth ironhand
>ungrim ironfist
>gorbad ironclaw
>zhao ming the iron dragon
will the warhammer universe ever upgrade to steel?

>>528277090
3k was only popular for 3 months

>>528277149
yuan bo can get steel thougbeit

God they are cool..

>>528277864
>masters of STEEL and STONE
Cathay wins again, greatest nation ever

I wish the AI wouldn't hard focus exactly one unit all the time. It's really annoying..

Grom may not actually be a goblin.

>>528278082
an ogre raped a gnoblar

>>528278064
luther who now?

>winning a battle after 28 minutes
>crash to desktop
>try to run it through autoresolve
>defeat

Thoughts on the Dark Elves' Khainite assassin?

>>528262562
>The passfag
We are legion, you are nothing.

How good are trollhammer torpedos? Are they an upgrade over thunderers?

>>528279829
Yes, they are one of the strongest units in the dwarf roster.