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>>528173632 (OP)If Dogs of War includes halflings would it make more sense for them to do the halfling wizard lord version over the human one?
>>528173831She looks good in leggings.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2755960032
>>528174139That list is missing a shit load of stuff they refuse to add like Kordel Shoorgar from 7th edition for Warriors of Chaos. Who was literally in the fucking starter pack for Archaon's army as the legendary hero with a unique model and everything. He also has 8th edition rules.
Also missing the beer cart which is in basically every edition of dwarf armies.
Styrkaar from the End Times list. They only has his Storms of Chaos 6th edition version.
Also they should not be separating End Times from 8th edition. They are same thing. It is even worse they included Forge World there but separate End Times.
Also mislabels some units listing only one edition they are part. Knights Panther for instance have 8th edition rules and 6th edition rules but they label them as a 4th edition unit.
Name one mod that I’m not using but which I should be.
>somehow the general retreated THROUGH this wall
>your reinforcements always walk through the entire mountain on the other side of the map
this map is so fucking buggy
>>528175049https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3504236962
>>528175001they also are missing imperial/empire dwarves from the empire and dwarf army lists. also doomsteeds from dark elves army list and unicorns from the wood elves list.
>>528175656https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2872134984
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>>528176453>Ability Icons RearrangeDo you even need that? I thought that was basegame now?
>>528174139>>528175001Fuck off tablesloppers we'll take what we WANT
>>528176594Don't know or care
>>528176594And then they complain that something makes the game crash after the new update. Can't make this shit up.
>>528176453None of those mods are necessary or important, and some are full on bloat that only faggots would want in their game, like Legendary Lore.
>>528177553Next patch will fix the gate bug.
>Karak Eight Peaks has two sides to attack from
How the fuck did anyone keep this thing?
>>528177858Legendary Lore is fun when you beat a LL with another LL or capture certain settlements.
>>528177858SEETHING Noldorfag can find no flaw in my perfect mods
>>528178012I do not need garbage fan fiction or worse, actual black library drivel written by the definition of failed authors shoved into my face when I'm playing this game, thanks.
>>528178280What do you need then?
LONGMA BALLS
>>528174139Stuff I noticed was missing scrolling through the lists.
>Meadow Chariot(WElf also has a cool Warhammer II mod that didn't get ported to Warhammer III.)>Unicorns(WElf)>Empire Dwarves(Emp/Dwarves)>Jungle Dwarves(Dwarves)>Bugman's ale/beer cart the name depends on edition.(Dwarves)>Doomsteeds(DElf unit from 4th/5th edition I believe.)>Pagowyrm(8th edition FW version of Merwrym for DElf)>Lords of Oblivion(DElf End Times unit with rules)
>>528178356I need siege battles fixed and a new TW game announced so I know this series isn't going to end with TWW3. It is unlikely in the extreme that either of these needs will be met.
Be a Nurgle person and shit your pants.
Why didn't they build Karak Eight Peaks so it'd only be attackable from one side?
For me? Malagor, all the way.
>>528177964>>528179924What are you comparing it to?
>Legend thinks Boris is less fun than Katarin and Kostaltyn
Boris is easily the most fun, having to fight your way back to Kislev while taking out major threats (Tamurkhan, Arbaal, Drazoath, Archaon) before they are able to start steamrolling is great, it makes returning to Kislev and confederating them both feel rewarding and earned
>>528178367Also, for Welfs, something they totally should have, even though it's AoS.
>>528180274>AoS garbage being allowed into the game in any way shape or formNo.
>>528179440At this point who cares? The series has jumped the shark now that the cross-over game is the most popular one, sega is a shit company and so is creative assembly, the developers are literally incapable of making the code or engine better or making anything other than what their assembly line is set up to make. Them going bankrupt is really the only hope.
>>528180001>LegendDidn't he killed himself?
>>528179984Every other fortress where you can't be attacked from directly in front and directly behind at the same time.
>>528180001He is right on that. Boris doesnt make sense as a settled faction. He should have been a semi horde like Malakai.
>>528180792I don't disagree, except I think it's still possible that they have lost so much competence and knowledge of the TW code that they genuinely cannot make another game on the engine at all. If they are going to make another TW game it will be on a new engine altogether, and somehow I doubt SEGAs up for giving them enough resources to put that together after their abysmal failure with Hyenas, so I'm expecting that after TWW3 DLC concludes TW as a series will be done and over with, and CAs new projects like Alien Isolation will become their new bread and butter, or they will be shut down entirely.
>>528181048What the fuck are you on about, Karaz a Karak and Karak Azul? How can they not when they also have two sides?
>>528173632 (OP)These are actually pretty nice
>>528181982Your mum's pretty nice too, she raised a responsible son.
>>528182168Yes to the first part at least.
>>528181982I find them pretty ugly, I prefer figures that are sharp and detailed
The GW ones look so oldfashioned and honestly just low effort
>it's another "fight whoever confederated all of Norsca" episode"
>>528182931>be Reikland>see Skaeling make its way to me>suddenly Throgg confederates and is at my doorstep, declares war>marches 2 armies into my T3 settlement with walls, wipes their whole army outGuess Im starting my Norscan campaign early
Throgg is smarter than me.
>>528182621I like the old fashioned look.
>Jade Ching Chong man gets two insta kills if he gets enemy lords to low enough health
Based.
I'm still disappointed the Troglodon doesn't have an infantry sync kill like the Carnosaur.
>>528179780>Be a Bretonnian person.Already am.
>>528177821Why would Neferata do this?
>>528185116To torment you emotionally since that is her thing.
>>528183981>See champion of Slaneesh >kill it and piss on its corpseThrogg is smarter than all of us
The Cathayan Dragon FEARS the Bonelord
>>528185116That's the color of her vaginal secretions. She's anything but dry.
>>528186382Woaaahhhh Nagash is so epic, even the Celestial Dragon is scared of him! This is why he's just WAY too powerful to ever be allowed in total war, his stats would all have to be 200 and his spells all cataclysmic!
>Slaanesh DLC is perfect opportunity for Slaanesh vs High Elves vs Dark Elves
>Makes DLC Slaanesh vs Norsca vs Vampire Counts
Why did CA do this? The only thing I can think of is they are not planning on doing any elf dlc at all.
>>528187247there is an even better oppurtunity for elves since they do 3-way dlcs now. dark elf-high elf-wood elf dlc.
>>528186382>Risked becoming insular and isolationist.This is pure chink fanfic
Total War is cool but by about turn 30 you are so strong that it is almost impossible to lose.
>>528188079But anon if you play like 50 more turns you can get a cheevo for winning a campaign
>>528188079it is, personally I like to challenge myself by building a large empire, then having ultimate crisis on and saving as much as territory as possible from ultimate crisis stacks
>>528188079Why is that the case? Is the AI just too easy?
How do you design an AI so bad that it needs to cheat on normal difficulty?
>>528187219Nagash was WOKE
Since the AI can have like a bajillion armies on one settlement, I basically just need to rush Lightning Strike with my main lord so I can have a fair fight once in a while, right?
>>528188848Use a lord to lock his garrison and main army inside the settlement and pick off the outside armies
>>528188848Lightning strike is generally good
But having strong magic that destroys entire armies can also be great
>>528188848Taking Lightning Strike is an admission that you’re not good at the game. It’s an in game easy mode switch.
>>528189173Anon probably raised most of those lost units back after the battle.
>>528188848There's a lot of tricks you can do to split up the enemy armies without needing lightning strike, but it's certainly something you should pickup when you feel your army can steamroll anything 1 on 1
>>528173632 (OP)>legend doing shill video after shill videoDamn, Warhammer really is dying.
>>528189351t. doesn't play on legendary or abuses ambush stance
>use ambush stance
didn't beat the game
>use lightning strike
didn't beat the game
>use magic
didn't beat the game
>use overpowered melee faction
DID NOT BEAT THE GAME
Some people get so mad at simple observations.
I noticed that Chosen of Slaanesh (Hellscourges) had 72 melee defence.
>>528190029>Used rangedDidn't beat the game
>Used an unbreakable unitDidn't beat the game
>Used a SEMdidn't beat the game
>>528190965My Legendary Lord starts unbreakable.
>bought new units because apparently his starting army isn't enough for him
>>528191145>bought new unitsDidn't beat the game
>>528191042didn't beat the game, sorry.
>>528191254All wise Anons assess their units stats.
I hope that the next historical Total War is successful.
>>528186382>Emperor Dragon was so spooked by Nagash he forbid skelletons representation in all Cathay.
>a Miao X Sigmar blooded Shugengan is 100% possible.
>>528188079>what are self-imposed challengeswhat are self-imposed objectives
If you are just playing for cheevo cred, then yes obviously you will get bored.
>>528192304And its name? Volkmar the Grim.
2% movement away from reaching a settlement.
>>528189173How did you let your necromancer die, and why does he only have 8 kills? Shameful display.
>>528192304I need art of Miao being flustered at the sight of Sigmar in their first meeting
>>528192304That explains the Karl obsession...
>>528192304Would be cool to see a TW Warhammer game set in Sigmar's time.
>>528192304>Old Sigmar abandoned the Empire not to have a last beer with his old Dwarf king buddy but to gaze one last time at Miao's bum
>>528192747He's low level and didn't have a mount
No kills cause not gonna let him use magic, I use all magic with Manny because of his overpowered buff
>Legend of Total War here>And today we got another saving my disaster campaign>This guy>>528188079 is at turn 30 and has been caught in forced march by 4 skaven armies>Obviously he is a massive retard but I’m gonna pretend this is a common issue and win this 1/10 difficulty battle for him>Please don’t bully him when ge eventually doxxes himself in the comments
You now remember casting Wind Blast against Skaven during the launch of WH2
>>528177821>Lore accurate Realm of Tzeentch gameplay
>>528192304>Barbar gigachad was so hot and awesome he made the dragon-girl wet for himExceedingly common BHC W, *lfs could never.
What would you do with him?
>>528194004Fake news, he did both, then went to the Chaos Wastes and played live action Doom Eternal until he got bored of it and ascended to godhood.
>>528188818Witness TRUE PRIVILEGE
>>528192048I mean, his daughter is a death god... It's implied nagash eats her during his imprisonment
>>528194004Why would Sigmar care about the Dwarves, they didn't even invent gunpowder, that was all Cathay.
>>528196940It's honestly repulsive how little depth and nuance they gave them, they flat out made them morally and technologically and culturally superior to every other faction in the game, and actively took away other factions achievements at the same time. Gunpowder and technological advancement of the Dwarves? Actually they got everything from hand me downs from Cathay. Defeating the Daemons and creating the Great Vortex? Actually the Elves would never have succeeded if it wasn't for the Emperor invading the Realm Of Chaos and slaughtering hundreds of Daemons, all of which were more powerful than the four Aenarion defeated at the cost of his own life. Genuinely skin crawlingly bad stuff, AoS has more respectable lore than TOW after this Cathay wank. And ironically, it just makes them less appealing since there's nothing interesting about them since they're so perfect and all powerful.
Can you guys stop seething over the rise of a new empire for one day? I know you thought the US one would last forever but jeez
>>528197485It's clear they did it to pander to chinese to the maximum but I wonder how much chinabucks they really made from this
>>528195485tie him to a pole and shoot him full of arrows
Sounds like Yin-Yin had a serious competitor for the title of "dumbest daughter".
>>528197485It's pretty egregious but most new army books and codexes from Games Workshop paint the subject faction as the greatest thing every.
This leads to eternal power bloat.
>>528198498Can't recall another army book that flat out took achievements of other factions and retconned them to be their own, so I can't agree with you there.
>>528199029Historii is over.
>>528198953This is certainly the most egregious example to date, yes.
But I'd say that whole "Spiritual Leige" thing for the Ultramarines was pretty gay.
>>528199029We truly will get a Medieval 3 game.
>>528199029They will have to make it. The le epic crusader Deus Vult game is too hard to pass up on. The elites need normies to be further desensitized to violence against muslims, as Netanyahu is demanding boots on the ground. CA gets most of their money from the British government already anyway, as their business is nowhere close to profitable.
If they do make another game, then they will have to find a way to shoehorn Islamophobia into it. Like 40k with Genestealer cults in traditional Arabic attire, saying "peace be upon him" when talking about the Many-Armed Emperor. Stuff like that. It's not nearly as lucrative.
>>528200173That was just Matt Ward trying to cover for GW doing a last minute change of the book into a SM general book rather than the Ultramarines book it was originally written as. What was he suppose to do, just flat out say "well GW fucked up and I had written like 80% of the book with Ultramarines only, so yeah"? GW would've fired him if he was honest so he just played it off with that now infamous line. Still nowhere near as bad as this garbage with Cathay.
We WILL get Medieval 3, m'lord!
>>528200451There will not be a land invasion of Iran, the current plan is to carpet bomb Tehran into dust, which will kill millions of people, but there is simply now ay the American military (or populace) can or will support an actual land invasion.
I would rather have a good Bretonnia rework than Med3 desu.
Is it better to rush getting your main capital town to level 5 or to spread out town upgrades evenly?
Evens thorek
Odds ungrim
0 skarsnik
>>528192304Need a Miao and Sigmar edit.
>>528192304breed the asian to stop the end times
>>528201716Rush to level 3 on your main settlement then upgrade the rest to level 3, then finish your main. That is what is optimal.
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help me guys, I play TW3 but it always feels like the game pace is too quick.
I want to play methodical, strategically taking towns and provinces, fortifying, building buildings, gathering strength then going again. but for every faction I try there's a new mission every turn, or some new fucker declares war on me and I'm permanently over-stretched and unable to build up and it feels like all I do is firefight.
currently doing Masters of Innovation and it's constant wars, no time or ability to turtle and build cool armies to go campaigning etc.
also so many factions disappear so quickly that within a few dozen turns it's just large blobs that aren't as satisfying to fight.
I wish there was something like a Game Pace selection like Civ has.
Is there a way to increase difficulty without the in battle stat buffs in Attila?
On lower difficulties the AI has too few armies and folds quickly. On higher difficulties the enemy gets retarded stat buffs where my units always lose equal fights and I have to resort to cheese and minmaxing.
>>528202948Dwarves are specifically a rush and kill everything faction because of how Grudges and Ages Of Reckoning work, if you want a slower campaign choose another faction. Wood Elves are much slower, for example, since you can just sit around pressing end turn while you wait in ambush stance in your forest/heathlands.
>>528192304my fuarking GOD king
>>528198252Never mind, all daughters have the curse of the smooth brain ...
The Warhammer games and their consequences have been a disaster for Total War.
>>528192304>travelled by ship to the westwere the chorfs having an atlantis arc?
I'M GONNA
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
BY GRIMNIR
KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
>>528197485Wow. This post comes off as VERY jealous and desperate. Not to mention racist.
Daily reminder that because you fantaSOIs need your monsters and shit, you can't have matched animations.
https://youtube.com/shorts/1yIcIBvlezQ?feature=shared
>>528203786why do all the coolest factions with the coolest units have to be wait and kill, shit.
elves are gay but Tomb Kings, Greenskins, Dwarves, Skaven etc. are rushers
>>528204280Warhammer always wins
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The average /twg/ poster is smarter and more attractive than Karl Franz.
>>528205184Total war is too fast paced to appreciate matched combat animations unless it's a replay or extremely one-sided battle.
>>528202948Vampire Coast might work for you. Realistically you only need to focus on your starting settlement and any mayor ports you capture. Place down coves/sack any other settlements you come across. The ai should prioritise chasing down your pillaging lords over going after your settlements so your free to build up your settlements without too much interference
What is the best generic dwarf lord?
>>528206286Team Sonic Racing CONFIRMED as more powerful than the nation of China.
>>528206286>SMTVV sold almost as much as TWW3
Amalric of Gaudaron legendary hero when?
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Amalric_of_Gaudaron
>>528192304They should make a version of Sigmar worship in Cathay where they believe that when Sigmar departed for the east he actually went to Cathay and is entombed there
Sometimes I feel like runesmiths are not actually that good in battle but I don't know if I'm just being dumb and forgetting to press buttons or if it truly is just underpowered as a lore.
>>528201129If I get drafted I WILL be fragging my superior officers, I hope they know.
>>528207154>Cathayan schoolteacher claims to be Sigmars brother.>20 million Cathayan peasants die.
>>528207180Rune of slowness and rune of speed are the most usefull ones. And just 1 runesmith isnt that usefull you need 3 in one army and need to chain their runes.
>>528203786>Dwarves are specifically a rush and kill everything faction because of how Grudges and Ages Of Reckoning workthis seems back asswards
dwarfs should be a reactive faction, baiting enemies into a breach of dwarf law so you can justify bashing their skulls open.
>>528202948>>528203786>>528207519Age of Reckoning is a reward system. You could just turtle in your province and dig for deeps. Its boring as fuck tho idk why people want to turtle in this game. Dwarfs has fun units in every tier.
>>528192304This only confirms what everyone knew all along: Mannfred von Carstein is the rightful heir of both the Empire and Grand Cathay.
>>528206286>(in thousand units)So 740 means 740 000 and 1,750 means 1 750 000 ?
>Faction doesn't have skeletons
Then it shant be played.
>>528207180Runesmiths go really well with slayers because they can give them armor and ward save
>>528208089Name 15 factions that don't have skeletons.
>>528197485>posts a faction whose entire existence is based on another race’s prank
>>528208089Every faction in the game has a sksleton thougheveritbe
>>528206286The mismanagement of the century.
>>528207448>10 million Cathayan eaten>total Cathayan victory
>>528206286Warhammer 3 sales in year leading up to:
2022: 960K
2023: 580K
2024: 420K
2025: 380K
That looks like quite a long tail. A shame that they are so slow at making DLC.
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All mentions of Yin-Yin from the book by the way.
Alchemist-chan > the rest
>>528209731Agreed. Alchemist > Crane gunner > Meow > Lord.
>>528209703Doesn't really say that much other than Yin-Yin really loves Adventure Time and she had to (diplomatically) fight the elves away even as she negotiated trade with them.
Could have made a good star guest character in a Gotrek and Felix novel.
>>528209731Do not underestimate the Celestial Generalissima.
You fuckers ruined the tabletop.
>>528210340What the fuck did I do?
>>528210340The tabletop game wouldn't be alive without the vidya.
>>528210340I just wanted Medieval 3.
>>528210340CATHAY WILL GROW LARGER!
>>528210493but it isn't alive and wasn't for years before TWH
Warhammer Fantasy is the best setting for writing.
40K is the good tabletop.
>>528209703>Yin-Yin successfully negotiated with the elves
name ONE faction that has guns
starting to think Kostaltyn or Katarin are actually the best kislev lords now, both of them farm out kislev boons much easier than boris or ostankya just due to being near each other right at the start. Kostaltyn in particular can gain orthodoxy much easier due to the +orthodoxy support trait being easier to acquire on lords and ancillaries
What's the point of building garrison buildings (unless you're an auto-resolve winning race)?
England and France are likely to share a Hundred Years War mechanic.
Austria will have an easier time with vassalizing/subjugating nations. Perhaps even having a mechanic to force royal marriages.
Venice will have much easier access to trade resources and can leverage trade routes in diplomacy.
Eastern Roman Empire will be able to reform the true Roman Empire.
Timurids will have access to elephant customisation.
>>528212827They are truly amazing in Total War: Troy. I build them in almost all of my coastal settlements.
>>528207457>you need to chain their runes.
>>528212851>Eastern Roman Empire will be able to reform the true Roman Empire.ERE will be a minor faction that uses Italian units
>>528209703This lore is pretty good. I really like Nan-Gau contacting with Dwarfs to imply there were technological exchanges. They should just keep who invented-what-first stuff vague to please everyone.
CA should give Neferata and Khalida relation boost with Cathay. Undead + guns is always cool.
>>528212827they are race and matchup dependant, if they add walls however it is usually trivial to inflict disproportionate damage or even outright win some fights due to retarded siege ai.
>>528214156It does seem like walls almost double the power of garrisons in autoresolve.
>>528213242>Hero1 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs>Hero2 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs>Now Hero1's 60 sec shared cd is done, Hero1 casts another rune>Hero 3 casts rune of speed -> lasts 30 secs>Now Hero2's 60 sec shared cd is done, Hero2 casts another rune>LoopsAnd runesmith lords and heroes can lower the cd of every runesmith in an army so more you bring more you cast.
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>>528214893Ok thats just unashamed pandering.
>>528214893Is there anything Cathay isn't the best at?
>Kislev can tech to +6000 defensive supplies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
>Elves refuse to use firearms because black powder come from this presumptuous dragon who claims to be an Emperor.
>>528216160Elves refuse to use firearms because this setting lacks the one advantage that made them good: being able to carry more than twenty shots.
>>528216160I'd understand normal elgi and even wutelgi but for dark elgi there's no reason not to, they already use dawi full auto crossbows
Khaine does not care if the murdered was blown to bits by gunpowder as long as the blood still flows
>Miao killed her sister because she was more favorite than her
There is something so cool about watching Hastati throw their javelins before charging.
Anyone else feel the same?
>>528216847Somehow Dark Elves are the more backward-looking elves in Warhammer, they just want to live in pre Sundering Ulthuan.
(Khaine-Golems are just Rune-Golems copy).
>>528217201There's no reason for a Black Ark and druchii ship not to have loads of cannons and dark magic/Chaos magic infused cannons
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>>528218126-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA-
>>528218295-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>is strenght rank 5
>willing to become a vassal for a settlement I just captured
LOL
if a lords defeat trait is worse than getting +2 leadership and 5% campaign movement that trait needs to be reworked
>>528218469-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
KHAZUKAN
>>528202948Welcome to the garbage that IE is, this gameplay is what the mostly retarded playerbase enjoys so CA will never improve on it.
They heard the early game was the only good part of a campaign so they rushed everything instead of making the endgame better.
>Slannesh is in the game
>can't have a cute big tittied waifu lord
>can't have lords turned into cute female sluts
Dang.
>>528218896NO STOP WE NEED HIM TO SAVE THE WORLD
>>528218896HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>528209703Imrikbros...
that bratty sea dragon is searching for elves...
>>528219115>>528219076JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
>>528219180>searching for elves...It says pretty clearly there that she had to push them out or they wouldn't let her sail like she wanted.
>>528218580Vampires are coldblooded
>>528218847you cant make the endgame better the ai is simply not good enough for that
I've been a Total War fan so long I remember when people thought matched combat animations were a bad thing that hindered gameflow
Remember the drama around the removal of unit collision? I member.
>>528219363Wait is this in the base game?
>>528220382No, that's the lore mod.
DLC INFO LEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeahzYGuIKY
>>528219115[T H E P L E A S U R E O F S E T T L I N G T H E G R E A T E S T O F A L L G R U D G E S]
>>528219363i appreciate your posting
Wow this patch made the AI's army building fucking unbearable.
Morale is low in historical Total War which makes tactics such as flanking much more effective.
Achilles can recruit units which are immune to flanking... and unbreakable.
Thank you, CA Sofia.
>>528220970Everybody loves faceless human soldier dabbing on monsters/aliens/gods/gay western fantasy OCs but the gaming industry refuses to cater to this desire (except helldivers I guess)
you fantasoys can keep malding about Cathay being pushed into your game, but it's just business
three kingdoms outsold warhammer 3 by a wide margin, so I can definitely see why GW is trying so hard to cash in on it
>>528220208Bullshit, here's stuff that would marginally improve the endgame besides the ai:
>Razing actually matters instead of ruins being occupied the turn after>Limiting confederations>Making so that capturing/destroying a faction's capital city actually harms them / destroys them instead of having to hunt them to the last region. AoW4 has this, if the capital is not recaptured/rebuilt in x turns the faction gets deleted.>Diplomacy not being watered down garbageThere's a bunch of shit I could go on about that make the mid/endgame an absolute slog to play, also most of the start pos in IE are retarded.
>>528222721>AoW4 has this, if the capital is not recaptured/rebuilt in x turns the faction gets deleted.I thought in AoW you have to both kill the faction leader and take their throne city before they respawn
>>528223275You are right, the leader must also be dead. Immortality is another shit "feature" that makes the endgame pure cancer.
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>SEGA sales numbers leaked
damn, I had no idea Persona was that popular
weebs mogging us hard
>>528224076I now understand why game developers chase the Chinese market.
>>528224076>>528224280Every "gamer" girl I know has P5 several times over.
>>528224076>3k sold more than double WH3 in it's first yearfell off hard in 2021 though, then 2022 was the future of 3K.....
WH3 needs some real good DLC if it wants to catch up though.
>>528224076Weebs have some of the least self control out of all possible markets. There's a reason nip devs squeeze them so hard.
>>528224280And it bites them in the ass every time.
>>528224280They should have some pride and the realization that any money is a devil's bargain. There is literally no legal requirement to betray your nation to a hostile nation that constantly seeks to subvert American interests.
>>528225840Sir, I believe that CA is British/Bulgarian.
>>528226041British is just American of Europe. Bulgarians should remember how much Communism sucked the first time.
>Those quest battles where the gimmick is "Once the player engages into battle, we'll have a bunch of enemy reinforcements enter the field without warning from behind, where the player's artillery most definitely is".
>>528226516the lewd miao ying mod where this happens fucked me hard the first time.
>>528192304>>528204176>This pic was fucking CANON all along.In awe. Just in awe.
>>528227170What does Sigmar even look like?
>>528226516>She leaves her artillery undefendeddeserved 2bqwushymfsff
>>528227402Used to look like Conan, until around ET/AoS they changed his look to Thor.
Personally, I still vastly prefer Sigmar the Barbarian.
>>528225840>that constantly seeks to subvert American interests.Yeah, about that...
>>528227402If i had to guess he either looks like Sean Bean as Ned stark or Robert Baratheon.
>>528227929>Robert Baratheon
>>528227402basically a long haired girl
>>528228267But what if the enemy overcasts a pit of shades on us?
>>528227402>he don't remember the Sigmar statue map
>>528224076is this explained further than just "sales" since this probably excludes dlc milking
>>528204176>Miao traveled to have sex with Sigmar>Mio traveled to have sex with Magnus>Miao traveled to have sex with Karl FranzI bet Miao even traveled to have sex with Mandred Skavenslayer
Miao Ying, Storm Dragon, Master of the Storm Winds, Supreme Matriarch of Nan-Gau,and queen of hearts of the Empire of man.
>>528230980>queen of hearts
>>528222721>>Razing actually matters instead of ruins being occupied the turn afterwell this can be solved with the new khorne mechanic where it prevents you from settling ruins for 3 turns after raze but it also is potentially incredibly infuriating if implemented poorly and some beastmeme army snipes you main province minor settlement
>>Limiting confederationsdont really see the point since if this happens its just going to be a full on total war campaign with no survivors snowballing you even faster
>>Making so that capturing/destroying a faction's capital city actually harms them / destroys themthis is an alright idea but again when the ai is shit you could very easily snipe their capital with something like underway
>>Diplomacy not being watered down garbagei dont think it will matter much for end game because you are more powerful than the rest of the factions by like turn 50
my main issue is that the ai is not good enough to fight a real player for very long and even with immense stat advantage it cannot pose a threat past a certain point so slogging through the endgame is simply not worth doing because it is time consuming instead of difficult or engaging
instead they should try to make the early stages of the game last as long as possible
>>528226516Wurrzag's quest with the super squigs
Orion's quest with the Mortis Engine
Katarin's quest where you take damage during the opening cutscene because its an ambush
Alarielle's quest where you charge up a steep hill to knck out Doom Cannons only for chaos knights to attack from behind
>>528222610If I enjoyed Shogun 2 will I enjoy Three Kingdoms?
>>528226838Well you don't have to win the battle.
>>528233393>Katarin's quest where you take damage during the opening cutscene because its an ambushThis is the single worst battle in the whole game
WTF were they thinking here?
>>528235854I remember Hyenas' youtube channel with obviously bought views and comments... I dont understand man how did they not see the obvious?
>>528235854I still find it funny that people called this the flop of the century when only /twg/ and plebbit were the only ones who even knew it existed until it got canned
Can't really call it a flop when there was no one around to even have expectations for it
>>528236668It wasnt even released to flop
it was a massive failure in terms of investment for 0 return
>>528236668for years their investor reports were mentioning a "super game" where they want it to be a big franchise, sega absolutely did have ridiculous expectations for it
>>528236750it would've been even worse if it did release, just look at concord, the PR damage is far worse than recouping a few millions
>>528235854One of the funniest things to happen in video game history
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>>528236668The 200 people fired were really aware of the fail.
>>528233393>Astragoth's train defense questThe gameplay preview made it look so easy but playing it is legitimate torture.
>>528235854>after years of work they made a game that looked like shit
>>528236618I remember reddit defending the game too like they did with ToB
And then not actually buying it because its all lipservice for them
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i cant bring myself to play cathay even with the hornier mods, absolute sauceless faction
>Miao slurps Sigmarite cum confirmed
What other gems does the Cathay book grant us?
>>528235854>>528236668it is not often you get to become a new tier of disaster
shit games can now become a concord or if the game is deemed not even worth launching you can turn into a hyenas instead
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>>528243343In the pudding my friend.
>>528236618>old people in suits want money>old people see youth being all quirky and muh pride>old people make game based on that without understanding em>Hyenas
>>528173632 (OP)I honestly hope that Creative Assembly opts for the halfling wizard lords instead of the human ones for Empire/DoW. Would be a nice change. I also preferred the Ogre paymaster over the human one and I am glad they went with that.
>>528210340The Bastion's defence requires it.
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>>528226516>Changeling Naggaroth scheme>fighting 2 armies of delves>have an allied army of bloated corpses coming in>they all come in from behind>can’t control/attack the bloated corpses>they specifically only target single entities stuck in combat with my infantry
>>528241954The bastion mechanic is just so ass.
>>528219363MOMMY SAVE MEEE
how did he turn to stone though
>>528198252>>528204073Wait so they retconned Shiyama dying before the rest of her siblings are born to being murdered by Miao Ying(On accident.) and dying her father's arms?
>>528210340baby's still playing with dollies, get a REAL man's hobby like vidya
>>528245593Miao should just get bonus gold or growth from winning battles in the gate provinces or the wastes north of them, right now Cathay (minus Yuan Bo who can rush construction) has the slowest province development of all game 3 factions after removing the +40 growth bonus from balanced yin/yang.
>>528209703This lore is dogshit. Genuinely terrible, even total war was better than this slop, and I skipped thorugh half of it.
>>528209703What about Li Dao? I am very interested in the new lore that he controls a major port city filled with pirates.
so having to explicitly download the free legendary lords is a humiliation ritual right?
>>528206262Runelord at higher levels.
Slayer at low levels
Honestly they are all pretty good.
Comes down to what you like
Someone made an updated list of items for 6.2.
https://warhammer3items.netlify.app/
>>528245719Yuan Bo thinks Shiyama died before the other siblings were born, so either a retcon, or only siblings younger than Miao were born after Shiyama's death and the Emperor lied to them to cover up Miao killing Shiyama.
Celestial General comments on the map that it's forbidden to talk bout the four disappeared siblings so it's safe to assume the common population at least doesn't know how Shiyama died.
>>528224076>3,2>2,3/eagg/ fucking won
>play bretonnia after patch
>bastonne, aquitaine, parravon even Estalia all fucking survive when they were wiped out turn 4 already
holy shit
yay, 30fps battle cause fkn rats and lizard units with 140+ entities..
>>528246963can always lower your settings before a fight anon
What the fuck are these guys doing seriously
>>528195353Human women prefer roasted Druchii dick though.
>It's quite simple, really. Chaos is magic, and magic is Chaos. Understanding this simple fact will dispel all the delusions to which your small mind still clings. Oh, but what of the Warp magic of the Skaven? Or the magic contained within the Dwarf Runes, or Battle Magic, or the High Magic used by Elves? Fool, these are all Chaos, albeit, in some cases, cunningly disguised, but Chaos all the same. You see, it really doesn't matter what the caster believes, what values he upholds, for whenever he draws upon the so-called Winds of Magic, he harnesses loosed energy from the Realm of Chaos.>What about the Winds and Colour Magic? Utterly ridiculous. It's a lie invented by Teclis and his cronies to keep Humans from understanding the truth of magic. See, the Elves are dying; they devour themselves. Whilst they squat in their towers on that wretched isle, their righteous kin, the Druchii, send wave after wave against them. For you see, Malekith, called the Witch King by his detractors, understood the truth of Dhar, often called Dark Magic, but that is a false term that understates the essence of this energy. He sees the lie, and it disgusts him. The Elf High Mages seek to keep their power to themselves and fear all others. We, as Humans, could learn a lot from Malekith for he alone sees the High Elves for what they are: gutless cowards who live behind falsehoods in a futile attempt to stave off their inevitable extinction.>-Magreta Gebauer, Black Magister
>>528247054But then I don't get awesome mega moshpits and it breaks balance like crazy.
>playing Knights of St. John in TW Empire 2
>oh I'll just build up a stack and take North Africa should be easy
>take nu-Carthage (Tunis)
>sail away and take another settlement in Algeria
>Warhammer brain forgets about public order
>recently taken settlement rebels while I'm sailing back to Libya
>park the army in nu-Carthage
>can't go anywhere for the next 15 turns because they'll rebel as soon as the army leaves even with no taxes
>game becomes waiting simulator with ETW's abysmal AI end turn timers while the AI builds up and takes my port in Malta destroying my economy
I think I'll just try Prussia instead.
Just saw the leaked sales. Holy shit I didn't expect 3K to mog WH3 even after all these years. They would rake in millions with Med 3.
Ambush success chance not telling you the chances that your ambush can be found is still the gayest thing in this game desu, at least they made the AI less of a pussy and willing to rush you down even when theyre gonna lose
>>528248075> They would rake in millions with Med 3.No they wouldn't. Like SEGA said in a previous quarterly Warhammer III is the highest selling fantasy game outselling all games EXCEPT Three Kingdoms which was the highest selling total war game of all time.
>>528248075The west is too poor to buy games now
The future is China
>>528248075Literally nothing from the Medieval era is as culturally relevant today in Europe as the Three Kingdoms period is in East Asia, not just 1 billion Chinese people but most Koreans, Japanese and Vietnamese are very familiar with the story of 3K, at the very least they all knew about the romanticized versions of the big name characters since they were little kids and tens of millions are intimately familiar with the period as a whole, which is the main reason why it sold really well. Med 3 would probably surpass Rome 2 but not Warhams and 3K if I had to guess.
>>528248075You are acting like Total War is a massive series when it was always a niche series. Warhammer 3 and 3 kingdoms are the two highest selling games in the franchise. Shogun 2 was considered a massive success and only sold 1.4 million copies by comparison.
Also it turns out Total War is still a niche series. ER Nightreign, which is FROM's multiplayer FOMOslop, sold 3 million in 3 days while 3K took 3 years to reach that.
>>5282480755 highest selling games in series in order.
>3 kingdoms>Warhammer 3>Warhammer 2>Warhammer 1>Shogun 2Tell me again how Medieval 3 would sell "millions". Especially when the second one took almost 8 years to hit 1 million total sales.
>>528248705We know, normalfags play shooters, action and sports.
>>528248075Wait until you find out Alien: Isolation sold the same amount as 3 kingdoms.
>>528248805Listen chud I never even played Medieval 2 but EVERYONE ELSE wants it so I HAVE to join in wanting it I NEED to feel included ok?
>>528248075>>528249018alien: isolation is the highest selling creative assembly made game of all time....over four million copies
Melee combat has been fucked since they switched to Warscape in Empire, the rumour now is that we're getting a WWI game and 40k both of need some serious adjustments to make them work at all and neither are particularly melee focused in a way the historical games were. Trying to make Med 2 with the current setup would be an absolute disaster.
>>528249275>melee combat is fucked>ranged combat is fuckedTotal War financial warfare is the only way out
>>528249275it's the thing I always wonder: it's certain they gonna shit a 40k game out knowing the piggies but they'd probably have to actually work and create a new engine
>>528249589The next games are slated for early Spring of 2026 and 2027 apparently so a new engine seems unlikely.
/twg/ could have been saved, if only (You) joined the pack..
>>528249816I know it's out of place but they should go the yakuza route where they use a small spinoff to test a new engine
>>528248939>>528248616That would make sense except that CA is a big gaming studio with 700 employees (FromSoft has 450 and put out ER, Armoured Core, and ER Nightreign since WH3 released). You'd expect them to make more popular games with how much they spend on development.
>>528249816>The next games are slated for early Spring of 2026No, actually their next game release is scheduled for Q3 2026 and it is the Alien: Isolation sequel according to SEGA. There might be a remaster of an older game next from Feral Interactive though.
>>528249882hey, can I borrow your scissors?
>>528249889Why do you think SEGA is making a big deal about the Alien sequel in their financials? They also mention that most of total war's profits come from DLCs and not the actual games themselves.
>>528250225when you give me my ducats back and why the advisor outside is drowning in his own drool
>>528192304>we shill imrik/miao non-stop>GW canonized miao/human insteadelfsisters...what the FUCK...
>>528250285through the magic of the druids, I mean, wizards!
Tablesloppers really be calling lore retcons when the lore only existed in an obscure armpit page of edition 6 and their entire faction had 0 models and no other media whatsoever...
>>528248805Rome 2 outsold Rome 1 in an extremely small amount of time, PC gaming has only gotten bigger over the years. I know you fags want to seethe but that anon making the guess that Medieval 3 would sell incredibly well is not unreasonable.
>>528227402buddy he's the only god besides khaine to have actual idols made in his image, how did those fly over your head?
how come people are willing to accept the ai cheating to build armies it can't actually afford, but not with it cheating to make more entertaining army compositions it doesn't have the recruitment for?
>>528192304>miao lusts after sigmar and karl cock just like morathi lusts after aenarion and tyrion cocktotal tumorous burgomeister victory
>>528251526I dunno why care just play what you want
>>528251645WoWxisters YES
>>528192304>be random dudes probably with axes and swords maybe a couple of horses>suddenly a half woman half dragon lady appears to tell you about guns and how some people can level entire cities with magicmust've sucked being an early human in warhammer desu
>>528251880>that feel when no big titty nightborne LL
>>528251996God I wish elves were real
>>528251974>sucks to be a smelly northern barbarFTFY
>>528192304mmmmm yes ntr cuckold sex asian submit to BWC mmmm gooning
>>528252184wtf I dont remember writing this post?
>>528251880please tell me theres a forsaken guy in the sewers ready to gas everyone in this picture
>>528252057Just ask your girlfriend to wear long ear prosthetics?
>>528252057an elf woman is like a double woman, you'll want to kill yourself for entertaining anything other than sex in her presence
>>528251526Who is opposed to that? If anything people have noted how lame it is that the ai literally just doesn't recruit certain units even if it has access.
>>528248805thats base game sales though and im willing to bet warhammer 2 made more money than 3k because of all the dlc sales
>>528252264>there are people in this thread who have never had cosplay sex as/with different characters using their girlfriendSad really
>>528251880You used to be cool, damn you
>>528252387but I don't want to dress up like gojo or whatever the fuck and if I force her to wear something that'll feel unfair
>>528251974that's probably what impressed miao so much, a warlord with pretty much nothing drove out the greenskins and various other chaosfags and made his own nation in such a short amount of time through pure cunning
>>528251996>Nightborne>What if High Elves/Blood Elves, but they still look like Night Elves?>The Highborne? What are those?While I do think it's funny that Blizzard keeps forgetting their own lore, that's no excuse for you, anon.
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How big should Nagash's hat be?
>>528252908the bean pole from magic fight
>>528251645>>528251880Warcraft still has the capacity to be cool, you just have to keep it far, far out of the reach of nuBlizz
>>528224076>only 2,3 million copies sold>when SEGA also said in previous statements that DLCs sell ~million or more eachSo roughly 50% of the playerbase buys each and every DLC? It can't be right. Those numbers must be wrong and either the game sales are actually higher, or the DLC sales are lower.
>>528248075One of the current day problems this game might face is that younger generations might not be proud of their culture or ancestry. You teach younger people to hate their history or nation and they won't find games like Med 3 appealing.
>>528253076those are base game sales only, as that anon said warhammer likely trumps 3K based on that alone
>>528224076Who the fuck is still buying Sonic garbage?
>>528252690>through pure cunningFavoured servants of Mork, truly.
>>528253013Small just like his cock.
>>528253267Are you saying that hat size correlates to cock size?
I just got my 11th workshop follower
I'm so much better than all of you its unreal
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>>528253146Only the hyper woke care about that when it comes to the Middle Ages, most people think knights are cool and they find Medieval kingdoms like England and France relatable, there's a lot of cynicism regarding the era and it's popular to view it as it being completely backwards, dark and miserable but that attitude has been popular for like 500 years or so. Now a modern Empire Total War though, it would need to make some serious amends to the woke crowd to make it okay, at the very least it would need to directly mention/show and condemn the Atlantic slave trade and exalt the Native Americans before even considering a release.
>>528251645It just isnt the same without Cringekino Ashbringer...
>>528253416Always been that way my man.
>>528253656>exalt the Native Americans before even considering a release.FUCK THIS SHIT
MY CULTURE WAS BLOOD TEMPLES AND BIRD DRAGONS EATING VIRGINS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOOD WEATHER ONLY TO BE DEFEATED BY DISGUSTING ACCIDENTAL REAL LIFE NURGLE CULTISTS
that shit is cool. that shit would sell. its why liggers are cool.
>>528252720I miss elves looking like elves even if roided out ones. Seeing the DnD's recent art and now the TOW RPG's have some weird real people's faces vibe on top of whatever the artists do with the bodies.
>>528253656I'd say they'd even have to portray crusades as one of the most despicable evil acts you could do in this game if it ended up being during this time period. Nothing to do with religion or fighting back, just cartoonish Khorne evil. It'd have to be further from historic truth like those UK historic movies where black people are kings of England. It's a loose-loose for CA.
Is Gorbad the only character that is completely anachronistically shoved into the immortal empires campaign? I mean he lived a thousand years before Grimgor
>>528254297Gorbad is less anachronistic than Repansu, he was never confirmed killed.
>>528254297Repanse and Grom too but you could just say Repanse has grail magic or something
>>528254297Oh Grom the paunch also, he's apparently a few hundred years before the end times as well.
>>528254297Repansu died centuries before Karl Franz's time as well
>>528254297you know about gorbad's timeframe but not grom?
>>528253904Yeah that shit was sick, it's a shame it was just wiped out
Starting to realize I'm not actually (very) racist I just think cultures are strongest when kept to their countries not blended into global McSlop
>>528254297In the old lore the dwarfs never confirmed killing him so there was an opportunity to bring him back.
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>>528254659Mesoamericans are fucking ugly and weird and have alien heads
Amazonians are cute tho
>>528254659>Several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough.>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses.
I have never gotten the dreamwine from the vineyard. Do I have to have a lord or hero parked there to get it?
>>528253904the aztecs lost because because nobody liked them, literally everyone around them hated them
>>528255174literally sparta's plight
>>528255159I got it randomly but it took like 50 turns.
>>528248075wat was the leaked sales?
>>528255174That is true but the diseases that ravaged them thanks to the Spanish contact certainly did not help matters.
>>528255592Shit was crazy, Columbus himself noted on his second voyage already, just one year after the first one, that entire settlements have died out since his last visit. It must have been like the black death for the natives.
reminder that Reddit was the biggest shippers for Imrik and Miao Ying, Franz was always the endgoal for her
>waited centuries to finally meet a man good enough to wield a warhammer like Sigmar once did to make her wet
>>528255912War of the Worlds is genius and I'm not tired of saying it
>>528251645I want fantasy total war but Rome 2 aesthetics. So historical looking weapons and armor and other aesthetics of antiquity, no oversized pauldron shit and other stuff from Warcraft and Warhammer, no kitchen sink, but with magic, monsters and some otherworldly stuff sprinkled.
Kind of like Dominions, but Total War, if to put it simpler.
>>528256158As a bonus, I think it would be cheap to make with not as many charlemagnes needed, since they can reuse some things, depending on how deep they would like to develop their setting.
>>528255334https://old.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1lghsvb/sega_accidently_leaks_6_years_of_sales_data_for/
>>528255998not really, unless those aliens have human dna, its not really possible for a virus or disease to affect them
Did they ever overhaul the grudge system? It made the dwarves less fun last time I played.
>>528256358>
you're kidding right?
>>528215849>GeabullRIP;_;
>>528256826did she actually dieded or was she just driven off the internet?
3 changdom got nothing on sales of warhammer 1+2+3
>b-but that's 3 games vs 1
The fact that CA actually convinced people to buy the same game thrice for full price is a testament to the warhammer's success
>>528257025Are WHfags or Nintendofags the biggest consumers?
>>52825706840k fans will push WHfags ahead of Nintendrones in terms of pure consoomer spending power
>>528256908She apparently supported that Korean president who declared Martial law for two hours before it got cancelled. The new regime arrested her for treason.
>>528256683anon, do you know anything about disease and genetics, or biology in general, you have a higher chance of getting a disease from a plant, an organism that youre only related to by a difference of 400 million years, than an alien that has no contact with earth prior
>>528257246i very much doubt your likely shitposting, that president was right wing and based on the absolute degeneracy geabull put out her supporting him is very unlikely
>>528256352hory shet that's a lot of sales
>>528257349What does being right wing have to do with degeneracy? Have you seen /pol/?
>>528257347are you doubling down?
>>528257068Warhammer games bomb all the time while tendies WILL eat the slop no matter what, just look at all the Pokemon games from the past 15 years or so or the Switch 2 paid introduction demo.
Warhammer Fantasy players didn't even consume enough to keep the franchise alive, 40kfags on the other hand are big consumers. If GW orders them to throw out their collection and rebuy thousands of dollars of plastic and repaint them as well then they will comply instead of calling bullshit on it every time but they aren't tendie level just yet.
>>528257246Was she raped to death?
>>528257451you mean like what youre doing
>>528255993Azazel will take Miao from Sigmar just like he took Ravenna. Such is the will of Slaanesh.
>>528257443anon i'm not talking just liking rape and shit, she was putting out blacked shit and who the fuck knows what else. the idea of her supporting that dude is next to 0. i also recall a pic of her (?) leaking and she looked exactly like your average left leaning south korean woman. also the chance of them arresting some random degenerate artist for treason is next to 0 too. i was hoping for an actual answer of what happened to her.
>>528257483He's got some short fucking arms
>>528257618>inb4 /pol/ is the biggest source of blacked on 4chanThat's just for research.
>>528257567No, I actually finished elementary school and know that, ignoring that retardation about viruses never being able to hop onto another animal even as a carrier, viruses aren't the only thing that can make you diseased.
>>528256358Back when it was written they didn't know about DNA, so Martians being infected by human germs makes sense
>>528257618>she was putting out blacked shitPractically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wing
If you just see black people as the same as anyone else there's no bestial thug vibes to fetishize
But yeah that whole artist arrested for treason shit sounds dumb
>>528257618>liking rape and shit>she was putting out blacked shit>left leaning south korean womanNeed me one of these.
>>528257945Which are the best xenos to slay with my DNA?
>>528257945germs aren't viruses
germs are bacteria
>>528257980>Practically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wingnot going to deny that there's not some poltards out there who sperg about blacked shit but secretly like it, in the same way that you have poltards who talk about saving the white race but jack it to asian women, but we have tons of evidence at this point that most of the people spamming blacked shit across /pol/ are in fact various shades of sea
didn't a whole plague happen because of fleas giving you a little kiss?
>>528258134They're right wing SEA though, like how so many rw twitter accounts are Indian.
Franz campaign feels like a Louen Leoncoeur babysitting campaign where you spend a majority of the earlygame in Bretonnia making sure Grom doesnt kill him off and making sure Kemmler is stopped from shitstack spamming, finally was able to return to the Empire to stop Festus only to see Throt is at power rank 3, at least I have my T4 units active
>fight ikit
>he gets warp lightning, menace from below and a nuke
this is so FUCKING gay
>>528258284i mean yeah sure, they probably are right wing, but they're right wing for their own culture which is why they're spamming it in the first place. anyways regardless i was looking for an actual answer like i said, i always found it weird that she just stopped posting out of nowhere.
>>528257849lol, lmao even
viruses are the most simple thing that can cause disease, because its really nothing but dna, something that every organism on earth has, its casts the widest net possible for infection crossing animal kingdoms, its why bird flu and swine flu exists, because we all use the same dna sequences, so unless those ayylmaos use the same dna sequence, its not possible for them to be infect with anything on earth, the stars have to align for ayylmaos to get sick with earthborn disease, assuming the disease even affects them the same way
>>528257945that still doesnt make it not stupid, and even then dna was discovered 15 years earlier, but who read science papers
>>528258926who's to say that the creation of DNA is not a prerequisite for life in the first place? for all we know there's only a linear sequence for complex life to evolve and thus maybe aliens do have DNA. we know absolutely nothing about life on other planets if it even exists.
>>528258926I want to engage you honestly but holy fuck, you make it hard. Your ESL babble is confusing, which is it, impossible or improbable? and again, viruses are not the only thing that can make you sick
>>528259257>for all we knowyeah for all we know, i can't make out DICK from SHIT! nothing makes any sense if you think hard enough about it so stop trying to be logical. everything you know is what your brain tells you and your brain is Nothing in the face of infinite time and space, so shut it.
>>528258926Bacteria and fungi could still decompose martians assuming they were similar enough to something they can eat, stuff doesn't even need to be organic never mind intact DNA to be used by some micro-organisms.
Of course something that's adapted to live in the cold low-oxygen conditions of actual Mars would be immune to decomposers like the bodies on Mt. Everest.
>>528258926>>528259257Any alien life is most likely millions of years more or less advanced than us, if they reach us they will not resemble biology as we know it
>>528258926>but who read science paperssomething tells me you don't but say you do
>>528259527why do you care at all if war of the worlds is realistic if that's your mindset?
>>528259589>>528259684i don't truly care because the universe is deterministic so suck it.
the changeling is in charge as far as i am concerend
>Celestial Dragon is too powerful to be a playable LL in game
>The only being he is confirmed to fear to face in battle is Nagash
>Thus Nagash is also too powerful to be in game
Nagashisters...it's over
>>528259589>the universe isn't chemicals because ummm, I fight!lol
>>528260117that's not what that means, saar
I fucking hate Dwarfs so much
I thought they changed that shit
>>528261137what the fuck were they thinking putting grimngrave and fat stinky together
both LLs get a dead trait by killing each other and they pretty much have to
>>528261452>mfw someone actually pays the jannies
An army that could actually delete my shit hard.. decisive victory... but when it's like 3 archers and a manticore auto makes me lose.
>>528261617thats a very easy decisive victory especially since you ambushed them they wouldnt delete your shit
>>528261857Shades are niggers, that's how
Shades are ez but some skelly boys who can't even advance are scawwy... fkn..
>>528260725>literally Ulthuan proxy war
is the passfag the local Shin?
>>528245714The same way Grombrindal came back from the dead with no magic or divine intervention. Because fuck you, that's why.
>>528260475I didn't say it was literal
i'm overweight and have chapped lips
which lord should i play
>>528264420too late
you're gay
playing attila for the first atm and I'm confused
is the game REALLY unbalanced or is it just me?
trying to play as the saxons and my starting units are literally useless
they have like 5 attack, 5 health and 5 morale
they die to a stiff breeze
>>528265348its the hardest total war game yeah
>>528261137Ghorst being immune to contact effects is the salt on the wound
>>528265348lol wait until you encounter spet xyon archers. attila was balanced by literal monkeys
>Fanfiction: Muh Malekith! Oathbreaker! Grudge! Grudge!
>Canon: "You never did learn to watch your back, boy."
>>528257980>Practically everyone into blacked shit is racist and right wing>If you just see black people as the same as anyone else there's no bestial thug vibes to fetishizesomeone post the image of the boomer troon with a plastic black baby and a giant pan-african flag hanging up behind him
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>>528192304>"oaths of kinship"100% there is a sigmar shugengan bloodline running around cathay
>>528265394fuck sake I forgot nurgle units aren't poison immune
I just don't see why CA would put valuable time and resources into developing a Medieval 3 Total War when they know that Warhammer 40K and its DLC will be far more profitable.
>>528267696>"Practically everyone">NO THAT'S NOT TRUE, I ONCE SAW *ONE* CASE OF THE OPPOSITEGlad to know anons still don't know what "average" means in this day and age.
>>528268108Med 3 is the carrot at the end of a stick for ever dwindling number of histoids
>>528265348Nordic starting units are absolute shit for some reason, even the general's bodyguard can't fight worth a fuck. Both Roman and Germanic starting units will demolish them
>>528264473Greasus Goldtooth
>>528268108Your premise is flawed. You believe that CA makes logical, well thought out decisions on how to spend its money. We can look at the examples of Hyenas or how they treated 3K to see that they certainly do not.
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>>528268108Because there are people like me, in the thousands, who will preorder 200 times from 200 different accounts, purely out of joy and elation. And excitement.
>>528268108you're right but for the wrong reasons
SEGA has put their foot down and will chokeslam CA if they inch a toe over the bottom line
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>>528251645only if we get big draenei futacocks
>>528268601gayer than ratfags
>>528268601is that thing male or female
there wont be another total war game
it is just that simple
>>528268601some dude posted a screencap of wow during legion that had one of the kkk draenei looking happy while spouting off about wanting to help and some human male that looked shell shocked right next to her. made me laugh
>>528253206Mikuchads of course
https://youtu.be/yiMxFPl3iEc&t=36
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>>528268763whatever you want her to be baby
>>528269192this is a creature that shares ancestry with trolls, do not be deceived by pink vampire elves
post 1 more lewd pic and i will shoot up this bitch
>>528269578>wearing a johnny when shagging a vampireWhat's the point?
>>528269387You won't do shit.
>>528269792to make her eat all of it after you finish your ciggy
including a disgusting burp afterward
>>528268108They need to remoralize white men for the upcoming wars. Med 3 would do that.
thanks for the one piece spoilers, assholes
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>trading more and more with the Elves of Ulthuan as Yin-Yin sought to increase diplomatic relations with such a powerful ally.
oh my
>"drop your pants elfboy, we're increasing diplomatic relations!"
how is a Dragon Prince of Caledor and leader of the Knights of Caledor faction supposed to react to this eastern menace?
white men dont play total war
>the pirate king is gay and samefagging
seems about right.
>>528269578Why are Koreans so obsessed with cuckolding?
Please nerf single entity generals in the next Total War game.
Armies win battles... not individuals.
>>528270962Their women literally won't breed with them. Korea makes Japan look like a fertile society.
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>>528270962Why do french women stink?
Why do Leafs and Burgers think the rest of the world wouldn't lump them together?
Why do Chinese, Brazilians, and Russians ruin the internet?
Why don't the poos poo in loo?
no reason, it just works
>>528269857>pov you are Sigmar
>>528256352>>528257376Rookie numbers when we consider that Epic paid for ~7.5 million copies of Troy.
>>528270970What if they had a buff vs other lords so a single lord is dangerous but can get fucked over by other lords. I know that's what it's kind of like now but increase it.
>>528269792>why protecting yourself when putting you dick in a corpse
>>528271265and I STILL didn't play it, though I did get it for free from them
>>528270970france literally shit itself after sending napoopan away to gay baby jail
How's 6.2 overall? I read the patch notes but I haven't bothered to go and actually play this week, last time I played was for about a month or two after Omens came out.
Are the BVLLgarian updates worth the wait?
>>528271473didnt read
thats not you
>>528271517It's a dog obviously it didn't read the news
>>528271483And so my mission here is over.
>>528271265timmy is the most retarded person in gayming besides randy
>>528271749Go play Dawn of War.
Will CA Sofia ever be allowed to develop a game again?
>>528271928Probably not a history game but a fantasy like GoT or LotR? why not.
Why no alternate history games? Those used to be fairly popular
>try new AI with Thorgrim
>now all the greenskins and rats declare war on me
I kinda like it, reminds me of the old days when Grimgor would be a constant threat
embrace the suck
>>528272129Historical TW games were already alternate history games.
>>528272646if its not at the level of the soviets are invading ancient egypt to help fight off the people of the sea(uboats), your alt history is something that would only be obvious to people who like that period
I have never recruited a Landship or a Thunderbarge.
>>528272986Cool story bro.
What about Total War: Myths and Legends where it's played on a map on Earth but each faction consists of mythological units for different countries?
>Albion for Britain with King Artuhr and the like
>Scandinavia could have ice giants, valkyries and so on
>Ireland/Wales etc have celtic shit
>Greek myth
>Atlantis
>Roman mythology
>Egyptian scarab swams, mummies and mummies and shit
>India has avatars and poo golems
>Lemuria and other mythical continents
I suppose this is basically just the Warhammer Fantasy world though.
>>528272946>soviets are invading ancient egypt to help fight off the people of the sea(uboats)Kislev invading Khemri to help fight off Dark Elves(Black Arks)
did i ever tell you how much i love luthor harkon?
Achilles > Diomedes > Hector > Ajax
HEEEEEEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
>>528273508>anyone above Diomedeslorelet moment
>>528273246so age of mythology but total war?
>>528272986cringe
real empire and dawichads are single entity pilled
>>528274330Achilles is stronger than Diomedes.
>>528272129More grand strategy-like elements, multiple start dates, and alt-history units/nations/other stuff could be how historical titles get back into the game
>fully realized gunpowder unit selection for Byzantines if they survive to that point, can also gain access to Roman-like units if they reconquer Rome and convert back to paganism>Classical era game features a random event where a few stacks of the Chinese western protectorate spawn on the edge of the map (they become playable if you defeat them)>Scandinavian nations begin major colonization efforts of the new world 500 years before other nations normally would, Aztec Empire ends up worshipping Odin>game settings to allow AI factions to either stick with history or go off the rails a bit with things like religion or nation formation
>>528274717CA might unironically be unable to do this
>>528271749Lex imperialis soon
>>528274809Maybe Russians could do a game based on the new chronology
>>528274717Isn't it amazing how that sounds like an absolutely worthless and boring total war. Warhammer is just so amazing that historic stuff is dead forever.
Anyone who loves real shit plays hearts of iron. Everyone else plays total war and stellaris.
here's my 2 billion dollar videogame idea
total war: Hyenas
>>528275154I don't think that CA and SEGA can afford to lose 2 billion dollars.
>>528275154Everyone knows that their next game will be Total War: Starfield.
>>528274495did Achilles wound several gods and survive the war?
Agamemnon was a real piece of shit
>>528275369This is not spic powerscaling based on feats, this is a universe where the author directly tells you who is the strongest and it's Achilles.
Paris spent a lot of time thinking... a shame he used the wrong head.
My suggestion still stands, Total War Dominions.
>>528275137I hope CA puts AoS in your stocking in December
>>528275578That would be great but animating it would be 10 Charlemagnes + 2 Hyenas.
Unless Shogun 1 graphics are your kind of thing.
>>528247528>Human women chasing the effiminate bad boy who murders innocent people for fun because muh "i can fix him"Nothing is new under the sun.
>>528275137>troons of ironcan you please stop posting, i get an aneurysm every time i read the drivel you post. it doesn't matter the topic, it is always the stupidest thing i've ever seen
>>528275643Sounds awesome
>>528275471this is cope from a twinkchilles fag, Diomedes was actually invincible Athena made sure of that
>>528275789Not my fault you get insulted by vidya names. Touch grass maybe? I hate that game, it's awful but it's the most played. Seek meds.
>>528275696Well, not literal Dominions.
Here -
>>528256158>>528256340
Minor faction potential isn't enough. Festus can still kill an Elector Count before I get to him, when will CA fix this?
>>528275724Deep down Malekith is a good guy and protagonist of Warhammer Fantasy. He just needed people to save him from Morathi.
>>528275578>fight beastmen(good)>they keep sending sexy goat ladies to seduce your human generals and carry them off into the woods for animalistic goat sexCA could never
>>528275835There is no cope, once again I know you are brown and a zoomer and operate off "feats" and "power levels" and such nonsense, but in these epics the author will just tell you who is the strongest and the answer is Achilles. This is an objective fact. Also I'm not sure you actually read the Iliad because when he returns to the battlefield Athena stands at his side as she did Diomedes and helps him fight.
>>528276258There is a lot of goat sex in Dominions, that is true.
>>528276309you are literally having a schizophrenic episode imagining arguments that were never made, projecting your insecurities onto others and fantasising about brown people out of nowhere
you cry about powerscaling, when indeed the only "powerscaler" here is yourself as literally nobody else made a "power scale" other than yourself here
>>528273508and still you cannot refute a single thing I've said
the fact remains Diomedes was unbeaten and unkillable unlike Achilles who died in that very same war
cope and seethe you malding faggot
>>528276258>Pangaea declares war>19 white centaur doomstacks being printed out of every settlement>enter their territory, take magical forest attrition and get ambushed>dryad heroes in full attila/WH1 hero spam mode, 5 of them sitting in your territory seducing every high level character you have
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/06/sega-mistakenly-reveals-sales-numbers-for-like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-persona-3-reload-shin-megami-tensei-v-and-more
>wh3 sold less than 3k
Gorbad on his pig is the worst lord I have ever seen when it comes to actually being able to attack an enemy. He can't move through friendly units, no matter how small. He can only turn at a rate of about two degrees per second, and so will often circle around a stationary enemy. He can't hit an enemy that's running away, no matter how slow they are. And even if he's right next to an enemy, he usually just stands there and doesn't attack.
What a piece of shit.
>>528276724That post was not me so you wrote all that drivel just to be wrong. Diomedes survives the war but Achilles doesn't because that is the tragedy of the epic, that Achilles could have left and survived but if he stays he is fated to die. Once again, you want this to be about who is the strongest dude who has the best FEATS because you are a brown person but that is not the point of the epic. When it comes to who is the strongest, the epic tells you at multiple points it is Achilles because it is Achilles, end of story.
>>528276819>unpopular game sold less than popular gamewow
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>>528276819it's why they cancelled 40k and are making Three Kingdoms 2 instead
>thorek ironbrow
>astragoth ironhand
>ungrim ironfist
>gorbad ironclaw
>zhao ming the iron dragon
will the warhammer universe ever upgrade to steel?
>>5282770903k was only popular for 3 months
>>528277149yuan bo can get steel thougbeit
>>528277864>masters of STEEL and STONECathay wins again, greatest nation ever
I wish the AI wouldn't hard focus exactly one unit all the time. It's really annoying..
Grom may not actually be a goblin.
>>528278082an ogre raped a gnoblar
>>528278064luther who now?
>winning a battle after 28 minutes
>crash to desktop
>try to run it through autoresolve
>defeat
Thoughts on the Dark Elves' Khainite assassin?
>>528262562>The passfagWe are legion, you are nothing.
How good are trollhammer torpedos? Are they an upgrade over thunderers?
>>528279829Yes, they are one of the strongest units in the dwarf roster.
>>528204176>>528230980To all anons, How will (You) become a Great Leader in order to attract Miao Ying?
Cathay live rent free in all your heads
>new Cathay lore
>Nehekhara expanded beyond what we even thought which serves to explain their numbers more
>the dragon emperor fears Nagash and almost went full isolationism out of that fear
>Sigmar is still the chaddest chad to have ever chadded and made Miao Ying wet
I don't hate this...
>>528280545are you quoting someone?
>>528277090WH3 is total war with both highest player peaks, and highest player count on average through lifetime
>>528279215Mandatory* in every armies for stopping rebel Lords.
(*not mandatroy if playing Morathi)
>>528280956>>new Cathay lore?
>>528280956Nehekhara was always confirmed big.
>>528281309Has any kang or their armies ever woken up in Tilea or Sartosa?
>>528271316i achieved this by making lords have 0 melee defence and reducing their health to 2-4k
>>528207154That's kinda in the lore already, since in a WFRP adventure an artist drew the event of Sigmar Apothities to godhood, which occurs in the far east under the Tree of Hope
>>528281554Surely that's a bit excessive? 0 defence?
I hate the "race gets rework" thing they do with DLC where the release or base factions get modest QoL updates with numbers adjusted and the only actual new mechanics go to the DLC lord. Like with the Ogres, Greasus and Skrag are still inferior to Golgfag because they have nothing going on with regards to the campaign map. Skaven and Lizards are offenders too. I'm not sure I want every lord to have a unique gimmick or meter that needs to be filled but I wish faction base mechanics were at least interesting. It makes almost every faction into "play this lord because they have the most mechanics", and if you don't you're constantly wishing something more was going on.
>>528253656Or they could just scorn the woke and rake in the money by glazing their history as they should
>>528281817show me what innate melee defense I have when you gouge my eyes wtih your fingers to grab my skull and rip my entire spinal column out
>allegedly WH3 not even close to 3 mln sales by year 3
>hasn't breached 1 mln sales first year
What the hell? It had 160k concurrent players on the day of release. It doesn't make sense it was below a million on its first year. I can understand why CA doesn't seem overly preoccupied with it if that's true, though. The game and DLC are profitable, but not all that much.
>>528206948Birna when?
>Birna[1b] is described as having the lean, supple and sinuous figure that drove men mad on long sea voyages, filling their minds with vice too long denied. Yet Birna is no simple freeholder or farm wench, no meek villager content to bask in the glory of whatever champion warmed her bed. If one can ignore the curve of her shape, the slope of her thighs and fullness of her breasts, one would notice the grey slashes of old scars and the puckered residue of old wounds upon her alabaster skin. No, Birna is akin to a shieldmaiden of the old sagas, a woman who seizes her own glories by her own hand.>With long platinum-hair and dark eyes, her most striking feature is that of her tongue. Since birth, she had been marked by the gods with a tongue as black as a crow's feather--long, thin and fluted like a bird's-from which she can give a trilling note that creatures of the sky can understand, and be understood by her. Such was the case when she called upon a murder of crows to torment a Beastlord that had taken her captive, allowing Einarr Steelfist to strike the killing blow and free her from the sacrificial pyre. Birna bears a heavy sense of wanderlust, and is skilled in vanishing amongst the trees, her steps so soft and careful they scarcely mar the snow beneath her feet. When she was freed from the Beastmen, she reacquired her stolen gear: a leather tunic and breeches
>>528282134So Vlad gets raped by a pack of goblins and is completely defenceless against them?
>Kill Valkia's entire army, including the hero.
>She just solos the entire rest of my army.
>Of which I still had like half left.
Ha ha, fun......
>>528282284rape? you want to bend me over the table and take advantage of my 0 md that way?
>>528281817yeah so you cant tank half the enemy army with a lord
>>528282328I bet that the AI had a good time.
>>528282572Surely just reducing the health would be enough
>>528282651no its the melee defence thats the problem because most units cant hit you at all after a couple of levels
>Underway Interception!
>Enemy Ability; Dwellers Below, Uses: 8
>>528283043The fuckin warp lightning spell on one of the 13 engineers the AI undoubtedly brought is infinitely worse if we're talking about annoying bullshit that makes skaven autoresolve material every single battle
>>528276819>like 50 dlc packs block your path
>>528276819>terrible launch of 3>Chinese market for 3kIt makes sense
>>528282328truly single entities were a mistake
>>528283272You can dodge warp lightning by going full wide with your units. And AI always overcasts that shit so they use a lot less.
That much dwellers below rips through your lines, makes your models get seperated, ties up your ranged units. The part that i fucking despise tho, the province my army is standing has no skaven corruption but the province where AI was attempting to jump is fully corrupted so i have to fucking deal with that many rats...
If I'm fighting Dark Elves, I should hunt their arks and kill them off so that I can fight battles fairly, right?
My gold deposits ran out in Total War: Troy :(
This must be how the Hittites and Greeks felt when they could no longer find bronze.
>>528284397yes, just remember the black ark itself will be a tough fight unless it's a newly recruited one
>>528284475Maybe someone just told them bronze comes from bronze mines, as a joke.
>>528258926>>528259530The martians in WotW were basically end-stage lazy fucks, they didnt have any sort of digestive system to eat and, living in their walker-pods, wouldnt have any sort of immune systems. They got their food by literally sucking the blood out of Earth life and injecting it into themselves, making it clear they have quite similar genetics in terms of using glucose, vitamins, etc. Now take that body that likely stopped knowing about the concept of disease for thousands, if not tens of thousands of years, and inject them with bacteria and fungi that proceed to eat the martians from the inside out.
For IRL issues, a quarantine is 100% required, we have no idea how life of different genesis moments could interact. Some ayy microbe might use a version of a protein that we consider a prion, which, if it managed to take hold on Earth, could have disastrous consequences. Other life could just rely on fabricating molecules that would be poisonous to Earth life, like oxygen could easily be to life that didn't evolve with it and is still poisonous to everything on Earth that needs oxygen anyway because of how volatile it is and why antioxidants are important.
>>528284582Easier, in most cases, than fighting an army with an LL in it that has the black ark's bombardments, though.
>>528283272Are you playing Dwarfs? If you hate Skaven, try playing Beastmen, Greenskins or Ogres.
Best AI mod that isn't too obnoxious and not too shit?
Is it worth it to bring a secondary spellcasting hero to an army even if your lord can cast spells?
Greenskins should have fewer unpleasant and uninhabitable climates.
>>528285798yes, so they can be extra battery
>when you take out a whole country just by killing 3 generals in a battle
holy fucking kino
>>528285798With a spellcaster hero in the army, lords can focus on getting army and campaign buffs first before their spells.
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i know most of you just play the fantasy shit but heres my current campaign
wiped out carthage first, moved into gaul and have just destroyed spain, now the showdown with the east can begin
ive also been funding armenia thrace and greece as proxys against egypt but doesnt look lke it's slowing them down
pontus held out a long ass time but got consumed
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only battle so far this campaign i didnt have the courage to fight out, the carthaginians had like 6 fucking units of elephants somehow and like 5 heavy inf
>>528286630Why did you attack the peace loving Carthaginians?
>>528285962Most if not all races should
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>>528287178they actually put up a pretty good fight, not as epic as my old egypt campaign though
>>528285798there are various situations where that is beneficial, proving more buffs or uptime to buffs on a unit or if the enemy army is perfectly lined/blobbed up to drop multiple spells on them are the most common.
>>528281140GW handed out army books and models to streamers https://youtu.be/jQSl50f2YGY?feature=shared
>>528286630this is how you are supposed to play Total War. RP.
>>528288673I'm playing Nurgle and I like the one death casting hero as a supporter to my LL for 'this hero or lord needs to vanish'.
>>528281481That's probably like expecting to find US presidents in Alaska or Hawaii
I pronounce the p in Ptolemy
>>528289867That is correct to the Koine Greek of the time, yes.
>>528289867I don't pronounce Ptolemy at all because I'm not a fag.
>>528281140Read the thread.
>>528286195>Rome taken out because it took out its own general outside of battleYes
>>528289867Is there any other way?
>>528268601Based or gay depending on who's taking who's cock
>>528288258They won by migrating to a better and non gacha infected board, desu.
>>528289867Me too? Who doesn't, is it some English or French thing where they have letters but refuse to make t the sounds for some reason?
>>528292530English generally doesn't have the phoneme for pronouncing two consonants at the beginning of a word so it dropped the p.
>>528292371Yes they won by coping
>>528292634Chosen (snotling pump wagon)
>>528292634Chosen (Zombies)
What dictates whether a force can attack after landing its navy?
>>528292634Chosen (Zombies)
>>528292634Chosen (Female Orc Mod Dommy Mommies)
>>528292634Chosen (Zombies)
Regenerating ghosts and a winds of magic pool so deep it could submerge Krakanrok the Black is just too much damn fun.
>>528282197Never heard of her before.
Could make for a cool Norsca LH...
>>528292634Dwarf (not short)
>>5282062862-3 million, and im adduming this includes steam sales
Both combined still get absolutely MOGGED by Big Persona Numbers
How will strategysisters ever recover?
>>528293146How close you are to the port which is only effected by the map and angle you land at. Some ports cannot be attacked on the same turn you land because of this.
>>528289867I don't care, the bad guys won against the great revolt of 205–186 BC
the Imrik campaign kinda got a Land of the Lost vibe to it.
>>528281081>Mandatory* in every armies for stopping rebel Lords.I saw a reddit post saying Khainite assassins were "useless" because "No mount, bad skills."
I kind of like them tbhwy. Don't know why some people seethe so much about certain ranged lord and heroes.
>>528202031Well I suck painting, but I did some editing to the pic.
>>528283554What's in the pointy part of her skull? More brain? Solid bone? Or is it hollow?
is this some ability Elspeth has or something new? I've never seen mortar wagons with stalk and snipe
>>528294978>no mountThis basically means I don't have to turn off their mount so they don't melt to AP missiles.
>>528295529yes that is part of her gunnery school, I am not sure how the ai decides to get those upgrades but she used to get them randomly
>>528295529Pretty sure one of the upgrades for mortars give them stalk and snipe, I guess it applies to wagon mortars as well. Didn't know ai can apply these as well.
>>528295810>>528295869That's crazy. I should play her next. I remember using mortar wagons a lot in my Marcus Wulfhat campaigns in Wh2. IMAGINE if they had stalk and snipe. Those lizards wouldn't know what hit em.
>>528276415one of the best things about the setting.
>>528296287In 6 they added a new faction, that I hear has priestesses that were seduced by demonic goatmen or something like that.
>>528295082kek, give the guy long hair to look like sigmar and color rae's hair to be white + color her eyes all white and it'd be perfect
>>528294316lust provoking image
>>528296497>>528296287And then there are maenads.
>>528296287>want to play Dominions>don't really want to play onlineSeems like it's shit for singleplayer
>Play Grom
>Ally with Couronne and Orion
>It works for 20 turns
>Then they declare war on each other
Fuck
>>528295529does the ai still dodge invisible mortars?
>>528296497Pyrene, it's a very interesting nation
>EA is a bunch of cavemen, multiple species of giants, and some ladies that know air magic>MA the giants died in a war with abysia, the air ladies got PANNED, everyone became blood mages before it was cool, units are a mix of standard medieval troops and cavemen>LA someone summoned a succubus, sex happened, now most of the nobles are half-demon, the kings and queens would rather have feasts and orgies than fight, monks are sequestering themselves in goon caves, the air ladies became crazy old cat ladies nobody listens to
So question, what's the point of the various 'gors' in Chaos Armies?
>>528293146All my forces can attack ports while landing, because I restore their movement by cheating if they can't.
>>528298526They're extremely cost effective early game and can generally hold their own against mid/higher tier units
They fall off pretty quickly though and stop having any point
>>528297180Best way to play Dominions is hotseat mode against yourself.
>>528295993Mortar wagons suck.
Regular wagons are really good now though. One of the best units the Empire has.
>>528299072Why does MP favour low cost units, because you lose more in battles online and need to pump more out?
>>528296523Here, I've done the best I could.
Of course, if someone else wants to give a shot a draw the clothes, it'd be neat.
>>528299463because the cost of units often doesn't scale well with their ability
if you can have 2 units instead of 1 then often times 2 units will do more work
>>528299952cabs should be replaced with lanterns, junks, or something.
our brave grave guard are defending against imperials trying to reclaim their fortress
damn whats this
a new item? looks insane
>>528281481One woke up from a tomb up in the tilean mountains, does that count?
>>528301035what did he do?
>>528198252>>528204073Why did they do this to my wives?
>>528301263Gonna put it on a Strigoi Lord
>>528301029>+200 armor>+20 MD>10% phys resistSlapping this on Belegar
>>528300881I wish I was better at playing them because they're just so cool.
>Level up my lord enough to unlock his unique items
>They're far worse than what I already had
Hey... This kinda sucks...
>>528299463The gold value of units is much more relevant in multiplayer, if you try to bring all elites they will get flanked to death, flanking cuts melee defence significantly
Speed is also much more valuable, units like ellyrian reavers are frequently taken
In campaign there is a double malus to cheap units of not wanting to replace them and not wanting to lose experienced units
>>528301951that rarely happens, unless you have bad priorities
>>528299463you can cover more ground with cheap units, making it easier to flank and harder to be flanked (which reduces melee defence and leadership)
a cheap unit getting deleted by magic/artillery is less of a loss
a cheap halberd/great weapon unit taking health/vigor off of an elite unit is great even if they eventually lose
more units for the enemy to deal with= more chances for something to slip beneath their notice
i want my artillery to shoot. just shoot something. please. please shoot s
>>528301951many such cases! generally only set bonuses are worth it
>>528302662but then they melee charge the enemy. 1000s meters away.
>artillery personnel, instead of saying "Sir that shot is impossible" will move to melee distance with a wall instead of just trying to aim to hit the guy on top of it
?????
>>528302742>>528302798there is literally a button for this my negros
>>528302662that just makes it move. i want to shoot. some guys on the wall. the wall itself. the tower maybe. its right there
>>528283802Yeah you could go full wide if the pathing actually worked, instead whenever you move they bunch up again.
>>528302857If your order on a unit with guard mode requires them to move to carry it out they will move
>>528302578>little grom is clearly an upward aimed mortar>no its actually a cannon and can't fire over walls without a cannon angle
>>528302986Then you misclicked and gave them a move comand, if you click to shoot enemy and they cant hit it they wont move
im never using any piece that isnt the casket of souls ever again
Rework the Tomb Kings and Vampire Coast!
>>528303152False. I right clicked on the infantry on top of the wall and they began to approach.
>>528303887Weird, I remember it working like that some years ago
Personally I'm too good for guardmode, I just click targets that are actually hitable and when they move out of range or too close I switch targets up
Just be faster, get good etc
>>528303508Vampirates especially. I played both recently and TK was okay other then being shit for map painting when getting to that stage. Well shit compared to other modern options.
Vampirates have so much leftover concepts that mean jackshit in the game as it is.
>>528222721>if the capital is not recaptured/rebuilt in x turns the faction gets deletedThat's retarded lmao
if this post ends in 9, the dlc will be delayed even more
>>528305634It hasn't been delayed at all though
leaks confirmed the game to be announced in December will release in April.
>>528305634The patch we just got is better than DLC.
>>528301856>16 speedI hope you have the battle timer off and a lot of free time
>>528301029I put it on a GUO, was grand.
Anybody have any of those cool infographics on tactical formations? I remember seeing heaps of those at some point, but I don't have as many saved.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is ''never get involved in a land war in Lustria'' - but only slightly less well-known is this: ''Never go in against a Skaven when death is on the line!
>>528306379https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/Tactics#Multiplayer_Terms
It's in the OP just so you know, although you probably missed it because some retard fucked up the format.
>>528306935Neither, cheaters belong in the book.
>>528306935to me the weather overhaul was too extreme. the deserts were red and skaven maps were neon green. While it can be atmospheric every once in a while it happened way too often and I didn't enjoy it as much.
Ultimate Lighting is downright an improvement over Vanilla, focusing on natural lighting. I think it is a really safe choice. This is the one i had on for most of my time playing.
But you can definetly also give the weather ovehaul a try. It is a matter of taste afterall.
Make a new thread niggers
>>528307761Working on it.
>>528306960I saw that but I could've sworn I've saved more than this over the years. Maybe I was mistaken. Thanks anyway.
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