I made it 30 minutes before I couldn't do it anymore, this is so fucking bad. It's not just the stupid CGI, the writing is god awful. You know show don't tell? They tell everything and never show. Every fucking interaction is like "I'm sad right now, said me, to the movie watcher". It's so, so fucking bad.

None of the jokes are landing either. The dog jumping on him at the start isn't funny, nor is it cringe, it's just fucking boring. I stopped watching after the Louis interview that went on forever. It was so fucking boring.

This is just so badly written and so fucking boring.

>>512456235
It's funny that the little tyrant of brazil thinks he's on the same field as the other two. Jinping is busy with a collapsing country and Putin only cares about stability and stopping the UN encroachment. Brazil is just north korea now. It's a fake irrelevant country.

They're all basically walled roasties that should have married at 18 but the feminist walled roasties before them told them not to do it. Kinda sad really. They're taking it out on men when they should be taking out their rage on the boomer women that lied to them.

Louis is the only man that doesn't cry in this movie.

>>509890668
>now at this point, dont reply. wait for her, in this case, he looked needy because he not only double texted, he made a bad/creepy joke. looks desparate, two fucking notifications within seconds? you have to think strategically and build an image
go build an image with someone else i am no longer interested.

>>509496121
You guys need to start getting better consumer protection laws like europe.
https://notochina.org/how-to-tell-if-a-product-is-made-in-china-on-amazon/
Please for the love of god pass this bill so we can all avoid chinese crap on amazon.

About a minute in I looked at the timeline and thought fuck there's still another minute of this.