[LEGO Batman]

Drawbacks: Trust Issues, Mumble Mode, Jumpchain Dimensions, You the Rookie? As seen in issue... (1100)

Paris

Human, Super-Hero

Super Theme (Free)
Nice Plan! (Free)
True Hero (800)
Rookie's Energy Absorbtion (0)
LEGO Builder (Free)
Mumblespeak (Free)
Basic Suit (Free)
Suit Swapper (Free)
Gun (Free)

"Oh hey, free Anti-LIfe Equation piece. Nice!" I said to nobody as Mercy hijacked the police convoy, the Justice League got teleported away, a bunch of villains ran away with me and everything generally went to hell. Oddly, something about the unusual conditions of this reality meant that Anti-Life was more malleable by my psychology for some reason. Not that anyone noticed since due to my personality, there was functionally no difference.

...well, there wasn't until Luthor annoyed me so much with his constant double crosses that I decided to turn it into a Kindness Equation anyway, rendering it functionally useless.

Anyway, I kept wandering off to go look at something until the Justice League showed up and I kind of half-heartedly shooed them away to become the new DC supervillain leader...of LEGOs.

...

"Hey, what'cha looking at?" asked LEGO Harley, at the edge of reality.

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>>96261462
They kind of accrete over the years until it's basically the only thing to talk about in between worlds being subsumed into perfect order. Everyone brings up the time I sat around watching the credits on Sesame Street with the Muppets for extra points, or got scammed for counterfeit "cosmic power'" disguised as the power of friendship. Nobody will let me forget the time I turned all of Minecraft into a tower and just sat in it and did nothing even though it was objectively the best use of my time.

At least I get to laugh along with them re: Oban Star Racers. I regret nothing about winning the race on a unicycle.

>>96259563
My nation doesn't get disasters, the Looms of Fate redirect them at enemy nations. I've taken more than just the napkin, I've taken the entire dinner table.

>>96252558
Way too many. There's a god in charge of sorting them all so I don't end up getting introduced as the King of the Universe, Whose Wheels Are Ever-Turning at a pastry shop I used to work at, and Assistant Baker at the cosmic nexus of realities where other demiurges gather to hear my will. If it wasn't for the list and my perfect memory, local pastry shops would start getting visits from sentient burning sigils asking why the sacrifices are covered in raisins, and some confused world-creating titans would get given a lot of muffin recipes.

>>96251059
The use of DC as a metaphysical fulcrum to simultaneously compress all realities and unrealities into one single world while also shooting Marvel into Azathoth's stupid face proceeds.

[Yu-Gi-Oh! The Sacred Cards & Reshef of Destruction]

Drawbacks: Mid-game reset, Jumper History, Protagonist details (1300)

Rolled Galapagos Islands

Dueling Basics (Free)
The Sacred Beauty (Free)
Summon Study (Free)
Life Hacks (1100)
Change of Heart (900)
Duelist Level Up! (600)
Pure Spirit (0)
Starter Deck (Free)
Duel Disc (Free)
Locator Card (Free)
Spirit Card: BEWD (Free)
Plot Airways (Free)

I started the decade off having a surprising thorough and in-dejewsonversation about island gigantism and it's impact on insect biology with Weevil. Say what you like about the guy, but he knows his bugs. After that I hosted a perfectly normal tournament in which there were no sudden interruptions, twists or unexpected outcomes.

"Hey Anon, whatcha doing?" asked Elodie as I scrutinised the things I had secured to accomplish this outcome. They kind of looked like hypercubes with a shining golden card in the centre. "Oh, just adjusting the seals on these God Cards to make sure nobody. Literally nobody. Except me can use them. We happen to be in the one timeline where Bandit Keith is insanely competent, fortunately with my wealth and connections I've preemptively hired Bandit Keith to do something slightly less insane than awaken a dark god"

"Oh. That explains a lot". Elodie turned on the news. A man wearing the American flag on his hat was stealing the entire Eiffel Tower. Somehow.

...

"What are you actually going to do with the Eiffel Tower, Anon?"

"I'm going straight to the top where I will enjoy how the view isn't spoiled by yet ANOTHER dark god unleashed by the power of children's card games"