>be me, fat virgin
>thinking of going to a (legal) prostitute
>kind of confused regarding which sex positions are actually reasonable and which are popular only in drawings
Like, there's one position where the man is kind of kneeling on the bed with his legs spread way out to the sides, and the woman is lying on her back with her legs up and her spine bent upward so that her vagina is high enough for the man's dick to reach it. This position seems absolutely ridiculous to my virgin eyes, but then I came across an actual JAV using it. But obviously one appearance in a porn video does not mean use IRL would be comfortable.

What do you think are the best sex positions? I'm thinking of these two options:
>man kneeling on bed with legs NOT spread way out to the sides, woman lying on back with ass on cushion so that her vagina is high enough for the man's dick to reach it
>man standing up, woman lying on back with ass hanging off bed
Should I not bother to go to the prosty until I lose weight so I don't embarrass myself?

Pic semi-related.

>>280258812
I prefer snail.

>>713726523
It's so unbelievably retarded to assume the market is intelligent and morally correct, even by the standards of these abysmal salesfag threads. And yes, I want a new Advance Wars, nigger. I bet a lot of people do.

>>527672793
First, play in fullscreen.
Second, you dont need to know, you dont even have to read.
Third, just press the buttons. The management plays itself.
Last, enjoy cultivation.