>Be me
>Sad loser living in my mum's attic
>Fat and depressed, no friends or prospects of starting a family
>Look up jobs in the British Army
>Various positions from engineering to electronics and even IT jobs that don't require any qualifications, they will train you as long as you promise to work with them for a while afterwards
>Qualifications can be used in the civvie world to propel you to high paying successful jobs once you're done in the Army
>Meet tons of cool people from all walks of life, they know I'm a bit shy and spergy but overlook that and take me under their wings and help me thrive
>Get fit, educated and meet girlfriend on base, no longer a loser and feel ready for successful adult life
>Feels good man
Join the army today lads, it changed my life!