>>719055231
>Michael only would of been better
Yes, you would prefer an old cuck, of course.

>>212964756
>hey bridgecrew, i know its a risk but we're explorers and pioneers, so lets see what happens if we interact with this obviously dangerous alien/anomaly
>because we're the first humans here
>oh shit oh shit OH SHIT
>TACTICAL ALERT
>TACTICAL ALERT
i know the schtick is that he's the first captain so some mistakes are warranted but god did they lay that on thick sometimes

>>211620774
I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!

I'M CAPTAIN... KIRK!