As a self admitted Paulinebab, I can’t fathom why anyone would only be interested in the young version. Ever since Bananza released I keep hearing people say that teen Pauline should be the main version of the character, despite the fact that the adult version has more utility. It wouldn’t even make logical sense to focus on the teen version outside of the context of the game she debuted in, unless we’re talking Mario Kart which, by the way, is fine by me if they want their baby equivalent for Pauline. But yeah, adult Pauline should remain supreme.

Why the fuck does Pauline's render look like this?