The only reason he's not a lolcow, and YT not being full of "Sam Hyde L" slop essays is because only like 500 people in the world even know about this shitshow in the first place.
>>212146010
This is the fakest speech ever, and the worst part is that it doesn't seem to be one of those hydean gaslights.
Sam deserves to be clowned on for all eternity, and he knows it too. That's why he hides away in RI, only showing himself in extremely controlled environments, like comedy clubs gigs, and the occasional podcast of either friends on his side (Shane), or fluoridated pinheads like these guys.
>>211566090
He's been the fucking dad of his gang of zoomers for years now. That's all he is now. A faggot dad.
I think that's why he hates Freddy (and that he's a disgusting drunk). He's roughly the same age, so his e-daddy spell won't work on him, so there's a risk he'll find himself on equal footing with another male, and that's the one place alpha-male dad doesn't want to find himself.
