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>You WILL drink water out of a garden hose
>You WILL pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>You will NOT move to [insert Scandinavian country here]
>You will NOT cross-dress
>You WILL get a job
>You WILL try harder when you complain about your job applications being ignored
>You WILL keep your birth genitals
>You WILL take the meds
>You WILL get into a straight marriage and start a family
>You will NOT be atheist