Nigersuarus kek

Dodgers!

>40 pitch inning

How long until the Yankees are under .500?

>>149867113 (OP)
Angels

How is Boone still employed? The rest of the AL got a taste of his managing with that blown ASG home run tiebreaker the other day. Yanks have had this for 8 years

>>149867113 (OP)
this can not be the mlb thread. this image is too retarded. make a new one

'stros

>>149867113 (OP)
We're getting gaped again

>>149867157
spoken like a real toiderdactyl kek

>>149867171
thumbnail looked like the rally monkey and i was gonna agree

>>149867157
>this image is too retarded
perfect for /mlb/

Is this the thread

Nu tigers fan has issued a decree

SNEKS

Attabuschie

>>149867188
good point, i'll accept it
>>149867178
i still don't now what a toid is but i'm going to pretend i'm not one

>>149867171
why are cards losing this bad?

FUCK THAT UMP
WE NEED BASERUNNERS YOU FUCK

uh oh umpie

>>149867095
You seriously think a DH deserves it over an every day center fielder?? I’m not even a cusb fan. Schwarber would have to hit at least 60 home runs before he could even be seriously considered.

>Jerry Bear Night for the city that gave you the DEA and the Drug Contras

The Mococo poster is actually a Doyerpaco.

Dodgers will win the worlds eries

It's too early for Late Night LaMonte

>>149867238
not with that hitting

don't reply to doyerpacos

>>149867235
>>149867238
YWNBAW

https://vocaroo.com/1a15achwS40u

>>149867230
Scoring runs wins games. If a DH is hitting like Hercules to win his team games and have them finish the season as the best team in baseball then he probably deserves it

>>149867230
Agreeege, a dh needs to put up monster stats like oho did last year. Judge this year would qualify for me

Not so fast barvespies

>>149867211
Cummy Gay gave up nine runs

Jays :)

>volpiss homering to avoid the chopping block for another two weeks

>>149867280
Preventing runs also wins games (Winky, post the charts!) something a DH does not contribute to at all. They literally play half of the game.

>tfw drunk and it's not even 6pm yet
go angels
go doyers

Ken Rosenthal is a little twerp. Don’t be so sure that the Cubs aren’t going to sign Tucker beyond this year. They’re the Chicago Freakin’ Cubs! When they want someone, they get him! End of discussion!

>>149867326
>the medium dumper

is harper back?

why did we put in Fulmer wtf? we were only down by 2 holy fuck i hate montgomery

anglels pls

god fucking damn it anals, can you JUST have a .500 record

>>149867379
harper has been swinging really well. seems the wrist has healed enough so he feels comfortable swinging harder.

>The guy who has the most career hits and the guy who has the most career home runs are not in the sport's hall of fame
Nice sport you go there.

>>149867409
You are a tranny and a pedo though

>>149867409
Pete Rose will be voted in now that he's served his lifetime ban

>>149867409
i'm not a fan of either of those fags, so i'm okay with that.

>>149867361
what did he say?

>>149867438
he said "scuba kek!"

why are doyerpacos so retarded?

Let the daily doyer seethe begin

>>149867438
He’s been talking all year about how unlikely it is for the Cubs to keep Tucker beyond this year.

Da chic ahegao cubes kek

>taking out Hill when he's dealing
why

https://vocaroo.com/1u6mKpRdBELf
FAGGets kek!!! Mest fans are all bitter incels! NO ONE will have sex with them!

>>149867409
its called having 'tegridy dumb animeposter

morning fellas, what are watching?

UH OH STANKEES

fagkees kek

GG Phillies. Hopefully tomorrow we break the curse of losing every Sunday game.

>>149867424
>Waiting for the guy to die to be inducted into Cooperstown
That sucks.

gg angels, that escalated quickly

Kyle Schwarber

>>149867472
okay that was uncalled for

>>149867470
Aaron Boone's bullpen management is possibly the worst in all of MLB

>>149867468
Kill FIBs. Behead FIBs. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a FIBs food. Launch FIBs into the sun. Stir fry FIBs in a wok. Toss FIBs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a FIBs gas tank. Judo throw FIBs into a wood chipper. Twist FIBs heads off. Report FIBs to the IRS. Karate chop FIBs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black FIBs. Trap FIBs in quicksand. Crush FIBs in the trash compactor. Liquefy FIBs in a vat of acid. Eat FIBs. Dissect FIBs. Exterminate FIBs in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate FIBs in the oven. Lobotomize FIBs. Mandatory abortions for FIBs. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown FIBs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize FIBs with a ray gun. Kick old FIBs down the stairs. Feed FIBs to alligators. Slice FIBs with a katana.

Harpdog is back

>>149867502
Whiter and better than where you are from

>>149867467
he's lined up to get the next mega deal, right? Vladdy, maybe more, territory?

>>149867472
thats a boy's voice...

>>149867502
He was banned for life for being a degenerate and he was also a singleslet whomst couldn’t hit for power. Bonds should be in the hall.

>mariners buckbroke the tigers
love to sea it

>2-7

>>149867531
He doesn’t know…

>>149867538
>sea

Hey mestfags, suck on it!

>>149867526
Yes he’s getting a mega deal. He’s better than Vladdy but a couple years older. His contract will be similar to Vladdy’s tho

>>149867538
Tigers have been punching way above their weight. Their batters aren't that good and their luck finally ran out.

>The Padres are considering shopping 2B Jake Cronenworth for players and cash to ignite their playoff push
It's ogre, time for another 20 year rebuild.

Digits and Yanks get swept by the Jays again next week

I put my jersey on even thought I haven't left the house all day

>>149867567
I’ll gladly suck it if you fuck my boricua ass after.

>>149867565
ci

>>149867519
Uncalled for in the nigersaurus thread tbqh

cursed thread

>>149867583
Fail. Blue Jays will get swept

>>149867519
whos been telling fibs?

You now remember fuckin Rick Ankiel.

DUDE
MARINERS
SOON

>>149867567
Just biding our time my philthy phren

>>149867628
bitch, I remember Tommy Herr.

Please Cane's

Of course the little dink gets a hit

brewfag here, red pill me on this new starter

I think the DOYERs should stop losing and win instead!

Kirsten screencap poster where you at?

>>149867645
I'm not your friend faggot. Suck my dick with your gay as shit ph-in queer.

>>149867636
Marijuana is bad for you

ok, i'm coming to terms with the possibility that the angels are not going to win the pennant.
unfortunately, i have not yet accepted that the dodgers are not going to win the pennant. so, GO ODGERS

>>149867628
I remember when he came into the League as a pitcher, he sucked ass because he had little to no command on anything he threw. Then he became a solid outfielder.

Mookie is taking the night off for a "mental reset"
>>149867673
I, for one, agree.

N-Not so fast barvespies...

What a start by Shota!!
Take a bow!

What we drinking tonight? I got the one on the right it's my go to bourbon. I didn't even know they are a baseball sponsor lol I was just looking for a pic

>>149867700
The whole team needs a reset except maybe Conforto and Pages

>>149867718
Smith still looking pretty good.

>>149867677
thought we had another hour before the game

>>149867700
he needs more than a mental reset. he needs DRUGS. take some fucking drugs you idiot, get your strength back.

>>149867715
just made a flat white

>>149867683
Philthies kek

>the insurance company updated it's commercials you have to spend the next three months watching after the break
>it's even more annoying

>>149867715
I was kidding about drinking merlot last night but I am unironically drinking merlot right now.

>>149867715
i was drinking beer and now i'm having a margarita. i will be hung over before i go to bed

https://vocaroo.com/1osmPZ85JyvX

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149867715
Samuel Adams, with liverwurst-and-onion sandwiches, olives, soft scrambled eggs and cold cuts. Also fried tomatoes and a hot cup of mushroom soup

>>149867235
they'll never show this during a game or on TV

Mariners are getting gaped by my Astros soon

>>149867745
Faggot!

Dave Roberts said he decided to sit Mookie Betts after seeing his frustrations linger into last night. Could be held out of the lineup tomorrow, too. That’s TBD.

Asked if Betts could move down in the order when he returns, Roberts said he’s thought about it but doesn’t plan to.

>>149867757
>>149867472
roastie foid cunt!!!

>>149867757
https://voca.ro/1lDG5BiYIESv

Braves might still blow this

ATTABOY SHAWZY!!!!!
CMON!!!!!!

>>149867757
https://voca.ro/1fj0Nc3RSNwj

>>149867772
i didn't know his home was in Nashville. He said the weather was kind of shit there compared to LA.

>>149867812
>>149867790
my bad

>>149867715
What's the best affordable rum? And what foods does it go well with?

Just about that time, just about that place. Milwaukee Brewers baseball folks, there's nothing like it.

STARTING PITCHER.... ED SHEERAN

inb4 Sheehan injures himself in the third inning

>1-7 since “keeping his swing” at the home run derby
Kek

Sheehan will right the ship

>Of all Saints
I remember that shitter playing in Licey

>>149867826
bacardi silver is like 10 or 12 bucks
sailor jerry also around that price
both go well with golden oreos

>>149867826
>What's the best affordable rum?
appleton estate signature, it's like $18 at total wine and is great in drinks or just to sip on. take the real rum pill, it's been unfairly maligned by people growing up drinking captain morgan disgusting shit

SHAW SLAP!

>>149867855
he looks nervous

Sheeran is white so I expect him to do good

dodgers won 4-3, sorry for the spoiler but my futuristic wifi is spotty

>Turang at top of order
this simply does not work

>>149867871
that's his normal look

>>149867882
how did the mariners do?

>>149867863
what somatotype do you have fellas? rig 1 for me

>>149867863
Pudgy manlets lmao

>>149867863
>goal bod

>>149867861
>>149867864
Thanks guys. /mlb/'s recommendations on booze have been generally on point so I'll be trying these

are there any brewers fans at all here? I need to bitch about this batting order

>>149867892
won 17-15

>>149867910
You won’t even watch the entire game, you’ll just come back if they win. You don’t have to pretend to be a baseball fan

>Padres can't give their 38 year old ace run support

>>149867910
batting order doesn't matter. you're facing dodger pitching lmaoo

>>149867918
START THE FIREWORKS!!!

legit question, why aren't their indians playing in the MLB?

>>149867918
but enough about doyer anime posters

>>149867910
new brewers fan here

>>149867949
Whose Indians?

>>149867949
dot or feathers? I don't remember any injun players and jeets are all playing cricket. don't you guys play that there how do you not know?

>This belong to Tennessee now
Your response?

>>149867949
too busy playing cricket

>barves
It was 2-7

>>149867967
welcome bro

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149867976
>dot or feathers?
We're in the 21st century. It's "Casino or call center?"

>>149867980
That's fine just bring whataburger out west.

>strikeoutani

>>149867976
thought your jeets would get into baseball since theres no cricket infrastructure in the US

Pig roach is legit embarrassing. Even lost the NL home run lead

>>149867980
Don't care. INO has never closed any location due to lack of profitability. they only closed one in oakland due to uh... purely socioeconomic reasons.

>>149867949
They’ve been banned from MLB for racism

>>149867980
Texan now living in California here, I would love to have every In N Out be converted to Whataburger.

>>149868009
the jeets I've met are all immigrants and already grew up loving cricket

>>149867980
i can stop pretending it's isn't overrated now

vaughn will need to hit clutch dinger to make up for that error

>>149867980
didn't they say they don't have plans to open them in the east coast?

>>149868002
The closest one is in Vegas.

>>149867949
i've wondered the same thing. i think it comes down to the jingoistic nature of indians. they fancy themselves bri'ish so it's cricket or nothing

hideo kojima in the audience tonight

>barfs

>>149868034
that sucks. we don't want them, can you do a better job of bringing them across to baseball please? thx

>>149867980
good, this demonic state shouldnt have their greedy hands on it

Walk back to the dugout bitch!

>>149868057
yeah with their 2nd HQ being in TN

>>149868074
maybe their kids will, I didn't grow up with any but honestly baseball isn't even that popular overall and their parents are probably making them take extra STEM classes or something instead anyways

>>149868057
why wouldn't they? they are a business and have been expanding faster in the last few years

>>149868009
in my experience, the ones that assimilate become nba fans and only play tennis. i can't explain this.

freddie swinging at everything outside

can will smith be joe mauer level?

Cubbies remind me of the 2023 rags

whataburger is garbage

>>149868104
>only play tennis. i can't explain this.
it's a great sport to loiter which they love to do, also they probably think it makes them look wealthy because they have weird ingrained class insecurities

Struck out the side in order!

>>149867949
Wait a few years until Arjun Nimmala makes it to the majors.

what the fuck are the barves doing

>>149868136
it's pretty shit aside from the honey butter chicken biscuit

In N Out is overrated even for your average burger slop shop. It’s not even good.

>>149868136
I like it for the options they have.

>>149868135
I don’t really see it but I do think Seager and Tucker have v similar demeanors

Only respond to this post if you've had both, Culvers or In-N-Out?

>>149868033
i ate at whataburg once while driving through texas. the burg reminded me of a burg from wienerschnitzel, a&w, or del taco. really nonplussed by the experience. if i'm getting a burg, give me something char broiled, or give me in-n-out.

>>149868173
Popeyes

faggot ump

>>149868173
Culvers any day and it's not even close

>astrology section between innings
fucking cringe but also the ladies voice is very sensual and ive got a half chub from it

PETEY SLAP!!!!!
COME ON!!!!

>>149868173
Burger King

>>149868061
That's the east coast.

>>149868153
they suck this season. Braves are literally having their own 2017 Jays season right now.

>>149868173
in n out

I love my cubbies so fucking much you wouldnt believe

PRRRTTTTTT

>>149868173
Culvers doesn't make fatass full so In-N-Out

PCA SLAP

>>149868204
Kurt Cobain is dead.
>dumb frogposter
unfortunately you aren't

>>149868213
shes pumped full of botox

>>149868173
Culvers desu, have had both on multiple occasions

>>149868242
nah that's your mom

>torkle spencerson groundout

HAPP SLAPP!

>>149868173
McDonalds

GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURER THAT BALL IS LOOOOOOONG GONE

nice catch from conforto

If anyone needs a mental reset it's Ohtani. If he wants to pitch so much he should stop hitting and focus on throwing

>no's

>currently on vacation
>spectrum won't let me watch dodgers because i'm not at home
>illegal doyer stream is showing the yankees/jays game for some fucking reason
>illegal brews stream is infinite buffering
honestly fuck baseball i'm watching a movie

I love Burger King

>>149868250
my mum is over the age of 60 so hasn't had her mind poisoned (though she has become addicted to watching reels)

I'm sure culvers is great.
But these arguments are silly. You go to in n out for the price point (cheaper than any fast food), and consistent quality, fresh never frozen ingredients, clean facilities etc.

You all literally wouldn't get it. It's a lifestyle thing.

When was the last /mlb/ had crawfish?

>>149868272
cumfarto kek

doyerfags are these your city connects? if so they may be the only ones in the entire league I like

>>149868293
>clean facilities
>LA

>>149868297
Was thinking of trying Red Lobster's boil next time I see one

How bout dem cubbies?

Cmon Sheehan!

>>149867980
the fries suck, t. CA resident

>>149868293
>picking your choice of slop because it's "affordable" is a lifestyle
okay senor hernandez

don't run on BIG DICK WILLIE

>>149868297
i was in nawlins 3 years ago

>>149868335

>>149868297
I had lobster and crayfish soup at a dinner party event two years ago. The tastiest thing were the veggies though

>>149868297
never. was in new orleans and ate all manner of seafood but never indulged in the mudbug.
recently developed a shrimp allergy so crawfish may be off the table forever.
do regret never tasting it, but assume it's just somewhere between shrimp, crab, and lobster?

>>149868242
how about this one

Wow Aj saying positive things about the Cubbies? Someone check if hell is frozen over

>>149868293
>the price point (cheaper than any fast food)
This isn't true, and "cheap" in LA is just average in the Midwest where Culvers is based (mostly)

>>149868173

they're both fine

>>149868349
>better quality
>lower price
It's a no-brainer, 'toid.

>>149868316
yeah. they're better than the crappy all blue ones before this.

>>149868358
Are you Fruitspie?

tiFRAUDS

>>149868366
phwwwoarrrr

>>149868261
based

>>149868341
correct. actually great fries when drunk though. order them crispy and they're nicer.

>>149868297
I hate seafood

>>149868365
Crawfish is a meme. It's really more about the seasoning they use to mask the muddy flavor. Their seasoning is great. Shrimp and lobster have much more meat and satisfaction. You didn't miss anything

I think the only reason the Yankees insist with keeping Loáisiga on the team is to keep Nicaraguan fans invested

>>149868297
at a lake like 25 years ago (they were delicious)

Doyerpacos keeping the gooner and vtranny industries afloat single handedly kek

>>149868341
order them crispier, golden, or well done

I'm a Padres fan: what do the great, great men of /mlb/ think of me? I've been to 11 Padre's games this season and have had sex with 7 DIFFERENT women, not sure if that matters.

>>149868332
Ecuador is back the Cubbies are officially back

>>149868293
ok but I go to culvers because it taste good

>>149868449
>well done
You mean burnt

>>149868335
Look at her go!

>Padres are out for another week because of Comic Con

Aw yeah! It’s Arby’s curly fries time!

>>149868366
i want to put my face in an ass. have considered paying for the privilege but don't want eye cancer or hoof and mouth disease

>>149868464
In-n-Out tastes great. It's excellent fast-food.

>>149868459

Ohtani became a dad just in time huh? Now he can blame his slumps on the crying baby keeping him up at night

>>149868455
we don't have breeders in the fanbase chud

>>149868280
are you interested in watching The Sandlot?

>>149868472
pro hookers are cleaner than the vast majority of everyday women

>>149868486
It’s good but I just don’t like Hispanic people touching my food

>>149868432
thanks for the reassurance

>>149868449
>yea I’d like French fries but could you make them good instead of shitty??

>>149868486
i have faults with it, specifically the fries and rising costs. burgers i enjoy but i do feel shit will be too expensive at some point

conforto

>>149868498
is it good? never seen it

>>149868472
>hoof and mouth
thanks for reminding me of this formative album as a child https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjy7ptWE0N8

>>149867980
Shocked they are moving HQ to the burger belt, but best of luck. I doubt that they'll just vacate the CA market, that'd be suicidal. It's already in other state tho, so nothing much is changing. Also, the owner said she felt like CA wasn't safe. So she moved to Nashville? kek

>>149868512
when i go to in and out i just order taco bell off the secret menu.

Ah, so Conforto is the only player who's not on a slump.

I have strong opinions about slop

>>149868498
yes! but instead, i'm going to watch NOPE

>>149868528
is he in jail or some sort of home confinement

Edman has been terrible all season

>>149868512
>being deathly afraid of talking to people
learn some social skills zoomer, it's not too late

It's the Rags time to go on an incredible streak. 2/3 from the tigers with EVO on the mound tomorrow.

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149868542
his cup of cum was extra farto

>>149868545
>toxobrain
keep them to yourself, thanks

>>149868500
...ok, but i should keep my mouth away from their vagina, yes?

>>149868449
this anon gets it. I like in n out fries. they're freshly cut fried potatoes, not potato mush reconstituted into french fries like most places. what's not to like?

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149868558
no, the court ruled him innocent, and when he walked down the courthouse steps to the crowd of jourofaggots, he just gave them the Fat Albert "Hey hey hey!" instead of talking to them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg

Mariners time!

>>149868449
the problem is that they are not thick enough, ordering them well done doesnt enhance the crispiness enough since the fries are really thin

>>149868590
>>149868565
I am paying for this shit and you keep spoiling strikeouts kek, are you streaming?

oh you douche bag! You just don’t know when to die

>>149868449
>>149868585
you also get the added bonus of pissing off the fry cook when you order them this way as it makes his job harder

>>149868506
>It’s good but I just don’t like Hispanic people touching my food
Well they pick and prepare much of the food eaten in the United States.

>>149868564
>Rags hotstreak
hmm... my Jays could use some help against the Astros; for seeding purposes, of course.

>>149868616
yeah but before i refreshed it was like 2 minutes behind

>another zero

>>149868631
chisholm in the stands!

>>149868616
Well to be fair the cubs did strike out 5 Red Sox in a row but it’s a fox game brotha I’m getting it straight from the tap (antenna)

>>149868605
holy shit. haven't laughed that hard in a while. I actually snorted. thanks.

>>149868577
no. if they cost 500 or more per hour you're better off eating their box than some random bar slut's

>is that a girl eating my favorite burger slop?!?! Aiyayayayaya arriba arriba!!!

I just refreshed my window maybe I was behind and didn't realize it
>>149868645
I'm watching the milwaukee game

[vv] C U B B I E D U B B I E
gg sawx cya tmrw

playing some rimworld and watching the braves beat the 'kees

[W]
gg red sox see ya tomorrow

>a fucking triple
I'm losing my mind

Hernandez needs to get his fatass in shape.

>>149868661
Oh lol well that explains that

Matsui and Dylan cease gonna look good in Cubs uniform. They can give up homers there.

>>149868585
i can see her nipples

gotta be honest hollywood fags this starter isn't very impressive

brewers have now built an insurmountable lead

Sneks win

>is she showing her ass outside of my yummy wummy in n out burger?!?! aicheee wawa dios mio this one’s going in my cummies folder!!!

sneks win

>>149868707
cubs lost

ATTENTION: The Milwaukee Brewers have taken the lead.
>>149868585
is this the latest? I feel like I haven't seen any pics of this bitch in like a year

TOTAL PACO COLLAPSE

>>149868719
fredbird looks like THAT?!

>>149868724
> aicheee wawa
Kek

>>149868751
>wawa

UH OH PACOS

FOR CHRIST SAKE DODGERS
CMON

>>149868724
she got more power with a simple look than you've ever had in your whole life. how does it really make you feel?

doggie doos kek!

got REAL quiet in here all of the sudden, you okay doyerfags?

mcdonalds better

Please Cane's.

>>149848943
I predicted this.

>>149868764
sheetz is better than wawa

>>149868781
>fundies actually believe this
kek

Brewbros is this Churio guy good? Haven’t heard much about him

>>149868605
lmaoooooooooooooooo

>risp

ah but it was actually RISPstros

it's over
dodgers forgot how to hit the ball

>>149868781
holy simpola

>RISPstros

>>149868831
He's pretty good on paper but not amazing, he's only 21 I think though and will hopefully have a long solid career for us. he's been an exciting "superstar" for us as we haven't really had one in a while

dont care if my padres lose because so will the doyerpacos kek

COME ON DODGERS LET'S WIN THIS FUCKING GAME

>still playing Loáisiga
Yanks only have themselves to blame desu

>>149868848
he got more power with a simple look than you've ever had in your whole life. how does it really make you feel

>>149868826
>>149868853
t.

It was sheehan's turn to collapse

My ass hurts…

>>149868909
he already did broseidon

>brewers 4-0

>>149868909
sigh....

holy fuck I love this nigga vaughan like you wouldn't believe

>>149868826
Are the fundCs rockin' with us?

>>149868928
Kek

>>149868799

kek doyerpacos

wasn't there a germanon that used to post here? I want him to become my brewbro poster. I already enjoy postin with krauts in the packer threads

>>149868951
i look like this

>>149868971
He’s an American expat

PRRRRTTTTTTTT

Chourio...why did you go full retard there

>>149868951
im autistic, what emotion is his face showing?

>>149868824
wawa is better than sheetz

>>149868928
this can't be true, i predicted a 4-3 victory for the dodgers

>>149868995
Disgust for the plastic sameface attention whore who can't eat a fucking burger without some camera waving around her face

Can the Braves not Barv for one fucking inning

>jackson chourio picked off, caught stealing second

Yankees got this

>>149868945
is that rob deer?

how much would i have to pay a hitman to pop me painlessly in the back of my head

Ohtani will ground out to second in his second AB

>el nino caca
>poodres

>>149869018
that Yount and Paul Molitor

>>149869062
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

oh boy I can't wait to put my Sasaki bobblehead right next to my Snell

dingertani

HOMERUNTANI!

We have a sign of life!

>>149869062
no

>>149869062
Make it a fielders choice but the doyerpacos will call it a single

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

>>149869062
apologize

>>149868945
>>149869018
>rob n. yount

Garbage time Homertani kek

Attaboy Sho

>>149869047
professional hitman with 25 years of experience here, this is a job you can do at home yourself easily. a lot of people in this industry take advantage of naive folks and I've always hated the stereotype. I love my job and and look forward to the next generation taking an interest in the work, God bless!

>as middle middle in the zone as it gets
Rigged

>>149867171
Birds!!!
lmao

>>149868649
listen to his whole first album I was talking about earlier if you haven't. again, formative childhood memories spinning this on my grandfather's setup that he mostly used for shellac 78s of opera recordings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvAfhCMHZrg
if you don't have much time, just listen to the three Noah tracks

Volpe ties it up!

>Volpe HR
He stays

>>149869047
move to Serbia and they'll do it for free like in the Unbearable lightness of being

>>149869093
There was a brief period of time in which you stopped posting where I’d hope you had killed yourself.

is volpe white?

>>149869136
sounds italian so unfortunately not

gaylanta kek

Does anyone know that Twitter account that does umpire report cards? The homeplate ump in today's Reds/Mets game was horrendously bad, and not even in favor of one team or another. He missed so many easy strikes and balls it was crazy.

>>149869123
thanks. saved the link for the next time I comedy binge.

>>149869071
>>149869088
sorry, i'm a dumb dodger fan and don't remember their faces. thought yount was deer from old baseball card recall

>>149869141
fuhgeddaboutit, capiche?

>>149869097
lol

>now the broors pitcher is collapsing

>>149869159

umpscorecards. brantley said during the game that he "fell asleep back there" lmao

Peralta my nigga, get it together. I am not used to having pitching anxiety

>>149869093
>still no nipples
>still no camel toe
why did you even come back

>>149869189
>ohtani homers
>pitcher starts loading the bases
I've seen this movie before

Astros should get Verdugo

>>149869163
Molitor and Yount were HoFers that played together in Milwaukee for a pretty long time. not sure if Deer was in the league before they retired or not.

AYO! TEO!

SEXY gorilla happy TEOSCAR

>>149869190
Thanks. Yeah he was horrible. Maybe the worst ump performance I've watched all year.

attaboy Teo

Teoscar with a RARE hit!

We got Randy Arozarena out, finally

We need Pages now more than ever

kino game so far

lol this game

>>149869167
Are you Foodspie?

>>149869210
well now it's my turn to call someone else a retard then. OF COURSE he was on their team in the 80s.

WILD PITCH
>WILD PITCH
WILD PITCH
>WILD PITCH

KEK BROORS

Get this NIGGER Peralta off the mound

>sewers

Murphy, pull this bum. He's only lasted this long because he's the golden boy

Real spaghetti game goin on in Chavez Ravine

>chimpsout on a meatball down the middle
KWAB

>>149869250
i respect you for continuing to try to make me cum. this is a little better! but still not enough buddy.

Bring him home

Why the fuck is Edman trying to play heroball when he's been dogshit for months?

Dodgers are gonna regret leaving the go-ahead run on 3rd

mccullers please

>>149869288
Yount debuted in '74. Molitor in '78. Deer in '84. You make it sound like they were are peers. You are, indeed, retarded.

Remember when Pages was decent for a while?

Washed Lance is back

>shittesota
lol

my doggie doos decided to wake up for one inning. can they do it again?

>>149869210
>>149869288

>cronenworthless
>POOdres

This ump man

>>149869323
>KWAB
SNEED

pretty cool!

>POODRES

>>149869361
I do remember. got too cocky.

>>149869356
i'm sorry that my knowledge of brewers lineups from '74-'86 is lacking anon. my bad!

Rangers won btw

COLLINS

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

I thought Sheehan was solid, what is this

>>149869423
Rare collins dinger. Booing pacos have no soul LMAO

>>149869441
>posting this as your team gives up the go ahead run
just doggie doo things kek

>pulled in the fourth
Grim

>>149869451
i don't know what team a collins plays for, but by all means, continue typing random names into the void

>>149869446
better to be uncertain of specifics than being a face blind faggot. I'll take it.

>>149869453
Brewers are good, simple as

That's ok, no big deal, Ohtani will homer again

>>149869448
Say thank you.

>First round pick is a WMBF product
Is this like the inverse of what the nfl and nba are with the mutts having a white mom and (most likely not visible) black dad

walk them frogniggas!

>>149869457
>no nipples
>no camel toe
this fucking idiot CONTINUES to waste our time. find a new hobby!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149869493
you need to spend less time on the internet

PRRRRT

>>149869473
i'm sorry, white alcoholics with blond mustaches all just blend together in my mind! there are too many!

>>149869493
Is she black? Looks Latina to me.

Lance is so painfully washed man

Is Milwaukee a fun city? It’s by the lake right I can surf right?

ump giveth ump taketh away

Pujols
Pages

>>149869546
yes. no.

>>149869489
the vice president is a mariner's fan????

Roastie foid cunt

>>149869546
Dahmer had fun there

>>149869546
It has a similar vibe to Dublin

>>149869493
that mom is dominican/cuban coded anon

>>149869546
>surf
There are no waves to speak of in Lake Michigan. But Milwaukee is a nice city. Great food and beers, charming old buildings

Will their be a female ump before roboump takeover? I can imagine they would throw one in there right at the end just to say it happened

The ump is making it his game and absolutely cooking both sides up here in the Seattle/Houston game

>>149869546
surf the internet, right?

>Gaylanta
‘Kees on a mission

>>149869589
I can fix her

>>149869558
jd vance plays for the rangers now

how is it possible for the pierats to be worse than the cum sox?

>>149869589
I can't fix her

I just assume anyone posting WMBF WMAF BMWF shit is a retard not worth conversing with tbqh

fuck it, we'll take it i guess

God fucking damn it jesus fucking christ why?

>another astros injury
How does it happen?

>>149869531
actually thought you were just shitposting asking if that was Deer. Yount is still remembered by every baseball fan from back then I'd assume. not sure how many people outside of Mil still remember Rob Deer.

>>149869546
I grew up there so I'm biased but in the summer it's probably enjoyable for tourists. It's still pretty cheap and the lake is beautiful, probably better food then you'd imagine too.
>>149869578
There are waves but you have to really try hard to surf, I've seen people try at least at atwater beach. I met a guy from south africa at a bar who thought the lake was an ocean lmao

>>149869609
you'd be correct

About to have 16 players on the IL, this time it’s our allstar leadoff hitter and leader in homeruns.

faglanta

>>149869659

YANKEES!

>Grish’d in the big 2025
Gaylanta kek

>>149869546
is this you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Ew6dhSQlI

Make the Nu cardinals OP!

GEORGIABROS IT ISNT OVER

>>149869659
Paredes? That sucks.

Barfie doos kek!!

CHEATUVE

>>149869711
cringe

/nu/

>>149869722
>>149869722
>>149869722
>>149869722
>>149869722

And now the ump fucks us over again with a phantom batter’s interference

>>149869627
like i said, i had baseball cards. that's how it works. you remember the dipshits as equally as the godsd

>>149867230
yes