>>105652117
SINK OF ZE CHILDREN!

>>105451397
I got recommended a clip of Nimi talking about wearing a cow bikini and I unironically felt sick in my stomach. I didn't even watch it but all I could think about was how she was wearing that stuff for her husband and her fans have to hear about it. I don't watch things that upset me, but I'm forced to see them anyway

>>722963865
>make spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie
>main Banjo guy isn't involved
>N64 era character designers are now in charge of gameplay design
>hire some artists who only worked on Perfect Dark
>hire a guy who worked on Sabrewulf
>hire the guy who did music for DKC and the guy who did music for Battletoads
It's like their solution was to get anything that qualified as old Rare because that would mean the game would be like old Rare.

>>104475206
It better not be poop

>>103512012
Don't cats eat chickens?
If Kiara is a chicken she is in mortal danger...
If Kiara is a phoenix she has nothing to fear...
I feel like jetpacks are important for solving this conundrum.

>>102762690
PRE-RECORDED BUTT SUMO!?

>people are going on about WIZPIG being in Bananza
What the FUCK did I miss??

>>102128711
Kiara should give me full creative control. Here's a song I wrote for her. (Being a lyricist is hard!)
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x2)
Hot leg hot leg, leg so hot you fry an egg
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x1)
Hey its me Kiara again
Here with a brand new song
Let us sing it let us begin
I've got to show off my butt so I'm in a thong
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (yeah!)
I used to be a warrior
I used to be a chef
Now all I do is shake my booty
And show off my cleft
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x2)
The biz is all serious business
But I'm here to have fun
So let's sing this stupid song
While I show off my buns
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (yeah!)
*chicken noises*

>>101370905
>zero shitposting at all hours
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
A gray landscape for entertainers, dull and corporate at every twist and turn.

>>101121784
Could you imagine?
I think you're right but I wonder what those standards are, because they have some odd tastes in who they pick up.