>>58548269
Genius thread. We just need to replace Vince for Masuda.
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Apologise
You didn't buy it anyway, did you, anon?
You are not supposed to. This used to be *our* thing. I'd tell Ohmori to take a dumb, slap the pokémon logo on it, then sell it to you. Then I'd take your yearly ransom from Pokémon Home that stops me from deleting all your favorites and go on a sex tourism trip around Vietnam, Thailand and Indonesia.
What they are selling right now is not slop anymore. It is conditioning. I was your evil master, but I loved you in a certain fucked up way. You paid for my escorts, you paid for my coke, you made a highschool dropout music composer be the most powerful man in a 70 billion dollars franchise. I owed you some respect, even if my way of showing it has been disappointing.
This is the Pokémon game that I am telling you *not* to buy it. They stole Pokémon from me, then made it worse.
I'd say to you that the next game will be fully AI-generated, but that would end up being better than whatever they put out now. You wanna know what? Fuck it. Fuck everything. I lorded over this franchise for 20+ years. There are many passable games out there. Go play those, you'll have fun.
Remember, I own you forever and think you are a worm compared to me. But when I made my games, I at least thought of you.
What they are selling right now is not slop anymore. It is conditioning. I was your evil master, but I loved you in a certain fucked up way. You paid for my escorts, you paid for my coke, you made a highschool dropout music composer be the most powerful man in a 70 billion dollars franchise. I owed you some respect, even if my way of showing it has been disappointing.
This is the Pokémon game that I am telling you *not* to buy it. They stole Pokémon from me, then made it worse.
I'd say to you that the next game will be fully AI-generated, but that would end up being better than whatever they put out now. You wanna know what? Fuck it. Fuck everything. I lorded over this franchise for 20+ years. There are many passable games out there. Go play those, you'll have fun.
Remember, I own you forever and think you are a worm compared to me. But when I made my games, I at least thought of you.
>>58400457
>Are you ready for Ohmori to make the story be about his family issues (again) for Gen 10?
We'd need to make it rated M for mature.
>abandoned by his family (てられた子供), likely an orphan
>has some petty crime background
>had to work like a slave under Junichi Masuda on the japanese equivalent of probation in 2001
>naturally, this was the Gen III dev era, when Masuda was so powerful he could snort off a table of coke and go into paid rehab during a game release due to overdosing (the japanese say he got sick https://nintendoeverything.com/game-freaks-junichi-masuda-was-very-stressed-and-had-health-issues-while-working-on-pokemon-rubysapphire/ ) but have nothing happen to him — all while forcing Genius Sorority to be dismantled because he was jealous of the Colosseum RPGs
>Ohmori naturally takes the job of being a patsy, a quiet kid who Masuda pushes around as a 'Fuck you' to the fans after the Black/White backlash
>Ohmori is afraid to outdo or even contradict Masuda, he knows Masuda can send the kid back to jail with one letter to the probation officer
>when it comes to announce the dexcut of SwSh, Masuda does it and shatters the fanbase in a million of pieces, then tweets that SwSh was 100% directed by Ohmori to throw his patsy under the bus for the shitshow that was the SwSh release
>Ohmori fills his games with calls for help, like it is Silent Hill, including a little girl in Alola who tells the main character 'So, you too are all alone in this world'
Masuda 'retired' himself from this franchise by making the shittiest games of its history (BDSP), then being promoted to a job as 'creative director' of TPC where he did fuck all besides filling in patents to fuck with the competition and laundering money on a theme park. Meanwhile Ohmori is cursed forever to continue working on this Zaibatsu franchise, knowing all he does may be misinterpreted as an offense to Mr. Masuda.
Masuda ruined this man's life.
>Are you ready for Ohmori to make the story be about his family issues (again) for Gen 10?
We'd need to make it rated M for mature.
>abandoned by his family (てられた子供), likely an orphan
>has some petty crime background
>had to work like a slave under Junichi Masuda on the japanese equivalent of probation in 2001
>naturally, this was the Gen III dev era, when Masuda was so powerful he could snort off a table of coke and go into paid rehab during a game release due to overdosing (the japanese say he got sick https://nintendoeverything.com/game-freaks-junichi-masuda-was-very-stressed-and-had-health-issues-while-working-on-pokemon-rubysapphire/ ) but have nothing happen to him — all while forcing Genius Sorority to be dismantled because he was jealous of the Colosseum RPGs
>Ohmori naturally takes the job of being a patsy, a quiet kid who Masuda pushes around as a 'Fuck you' to the fans after the Black/White backlash
>Ohmori is afraid to outdo or even contradict Masuda, he knows Masuda can send the kid back to jail with one letter to the probation officer
>when it comes to announce the dexcut of SwSh, Masuda does it and shatters the fanbase in a million of pieces, then tweets that SwSh was 100% directed by Ohmori to throw his patsy under the bus for the shitshow that was the SwSh release
>Ohmori fills his games with calls for help, like it is Silent Hill, including a little girl in Alola who tells the main character 'So, you too are all alone in this world'
Masuda 'retired' himself from this franchise by making the shittiest games of its history (BDSP), then being promoted to a job as 'creative director' of TPC where he did fuck all besides filling in patents to fuck with the competition and laundering money on a theme park. Meanwhile Ohmori is cursed forever to continue working on this Zaibatsu franchise, knowing all he does may be misinterpreted as an offense to Mr. Masuda.
Masuda ruined this man's life.
>>58372054
Dude's been blowing coke off a hooker's ass since he scammed a Tokyo University nerd into making a highschool dropout music composer the brain of the world's most valuable intellectual property. He already overdosed at least once.
He was the one telling Pokémon fans about the Dexcut, not the formal game director Ohmori.
He is ruthless. And sometimes, doing so much evil to good people takes a toll on your body.
Masuda is willing to accept the cost.
Dude's been blowing coke off a hooker's ass since he scammed a Tokyo University nerd into making a highschool dropout music composer the brain of the world's most valuable intellectual property. He already overdosed at least once.
He was the one telling Pokémon fans about the Dexcut, not the formal game director Ohmori.
He is ruthless. And sometimes, doing so much evil to good people takes a toll on your body.
Masuda is willing to accept the cost.
>>58370977
>>58370991
As it should. Nintendo has paid my travel expenses, coke, 5-stars hotel and luxury escorts for over 25 years. If the regions look like a theme park and are lacking of any deep regional nuance besides surface-level Google search, it is because my experience of it all has been a theme park where the cark is a hooker and the high is chemical.
I just can't be bothered.
You'll buy it anyways.
>>58370991
As it should. Nintendo has paid my travel expenses, coke, 5-stars hotel and luxury escorts for over 25 years. If the regions look like a theme park and are lacking of any deep regional nuance besides surface-level Google search, it is because my experience of it all has been a theme park where the cark is a hooker and the high is chemical.
I just can't be bothered.
You'll buy it anyways.
I come back to the thread 2 days later and it now lies ruined, infested with a sty of Emboar posting.
I hate Embortions so goddamn much.
You don't even like this ugly pig, you just want post to upset Typhlosion fans with your fat digimon.
My only relief is that Emboar will kill ZA just like it killed any intelligent discussion in this thread.
I hate Embortions so goddamn much.
You don't even like this ugly pig, you just want post to upset Typhlosion fans with your fat digimon.
My only relief is that Emboar will kill ZA just like it killed any intelligent discussion in this thread.