Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:03 AM
No.513684347
>your salvation from an eternity of being assraped by the devil with a hot poker forever depends on your belief in me
>therefore i will hide all evidence of my existence
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:00:28 PM
No.17924389
>I will leave this physical attestation to my resurrection
>It will captivate the world and become the most studied relic in history
>I will let it be tested in 3 separate laboratories and-
>*turns out to be a 13th century forgery*
>erm...welll....uhh...that was to test your faith! the real evidence is found on discord and x threads from sketchy 3rd party sources with 400 parasite weight loss pill ads
>*throws it into a dusty display case to never be examined ever again*
>*vatican doesn't even claim its authenticity*
Is this the best they got?
