>have no friends
>am an alcoholic
>realize i am a alcoholic and dying
>get sick and freak out thinking I ruined my life and will die alone
>vomit.jpg
>have no one to call or talk to
>idea, crisis hotline
>remember horror storries of police getting sent from crisis hotlines
>fuck it I gotta talk to someone
>call hotline
>have nice conversation, vent, get good advice
>hang up
mfw they didn't send the entire police department to rape my ass
actually feel good and they calmed me down
I thought bad would happen if I called the crisis hotline?

>>60963453
We truly have been tested and been through anguish

>is called drifter
>doesn't drift when he slides

??????

>>82261904
To be honest, that girl Leah seems like she has a pretty good sense of humour. If she was only 23 miles away from me I'd give her a call.

>>212986453
>Erm...guys? You *might* want to take a look at this...

What is wrong with these people? They clearly hate America.

>Dynamite after All In
>no returns
>no legends showing up
>no big heel turn/face turn
>hangman came out only to give his thanks to the homos
huh??????
does tony not realize that this is supposed to be his biggest show of the year?
also why the fuck were they wrestling in the alamo???

>jack off to this pic of a femboy (w face partially obscured)
>realize its my FUCKING ROOMMATE
>wtf
what should i do with this information

>>509848720
>8mm

>>508992436
>We just had a Great Victory with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu at the helm
>AT THE HELM

I walk down the street and everyone looks ready to snap. ...T-two weeks right guys?

My god... it's true... it's all fucking true...

>Jacob literally fights God and wins
WHAT????????????