>TIFU; my *** walked in on me watching scat porn, i stepped on a cockroach with a barefoot, and my ------ saw me with just my underwear on.
>these three things happened in a half day; so i think they qualify for a single post!
>anyway at around 11 pm i wanted to masturbate. and as every human being on this earth; i opened a lot of tabs (again with the shitting videos obviously) and i started to click video after video for about three hours. until i find the perfect one (it compilation of 20 min with lesbian shitting on top of each others back).
>i started watching the video and touching the commanding officer down there. but then i started hearing the foot steps, but i thought it was just my ------ going to the toilet. little did i know, my *** opened the door without even knocking (and now i even think she sawed me through the door hole), the problem with opening a lot of tabs in Firefox is that you need to confirm before closing the window if you are having multiple tabs, and here we go three seconds (or two) that i think made see enough
>i didn't know what to say or do so i just said -to lighten the air- "WHERE IS MY MILK" (i tell her that every morning so it's like an inside joke), she didn't say anything and just closed the door!
>after an hour of me having kinda of post nut syndrome (i was so horny; i continue to masturbate after she left the room), i got my shit together (*no pun intended LOL), and i walked out of my room to drink some water; but i didn't want to make any noise so i didn't even turned the light up.
>aand here we go;(people with insect fetish are going to love this haha) I stepped on a fucking cockroach (it was a big one i even heard a cracking noise) and that was the most disgusting thing i've ever did in my life. i started cursing with the lowest possible volume and i even questioned my life purpose , and whether this was my punishment for masturbating.
my *** walked in on me watching scat
