Predictions for tomorrow:
THE KNOWN:
>ODST warbond
>some sort of patch
THE LIKELY
>servers will be fucked
>store will stop working
>update will fix some extremely uncommon bugs, but not everything and certainly not the big ones that have been around for months
>update will introduce at least one bug that was completely unrelated to anything they touched
>Xbots will flood social media wondering why they bought the warbond but don't instantly get the armor
>new players will be confused and sad when they realize how janky and broken the game is because we all learned to cope with the Swedejank ages ago
THE HYPERBOLE BUT NOT REALLY
>Joel will have to rig the MO because stats will break with the new platform
>turning on cross play will crash your game
>superstore will be completely frozen up and eat super credits again for a while
>Xbox players will be desynced completely from other players and experience phantom deaths, warping enemies, etc.
>the update will include at least 3 critical level bugs that either make the game completely unplayable or crash the game entirely
>new profile integration will delete some people's progress/their profile and reset progress to include warbond and super store purchases, likely due to the Swede not checking for duplicate names
>the install size will increase by 50GB on PC and remain unchanged for consoles but there's no new content in the game
>oh and theres no new content in the game
>torsodivers and wormdivers are back
>gun stats get reverted to a build from 6 months ago (this is their dev build)
>yet another apology and "Were working on it, video games are hard guys!" posts on Discord
>shams making more pants shitting jokes as the game burns to the ground
Gimme yours NOW.

>>718788512
>movement is the only way any fps can have skillful gameplay!
>n-no I don't HAVE to bhop and slide cancel
>i-i can aim too see Im beaming them down once I get within sneezing distance!
>I am NOT abusing network conditions built for slower gameplay and getting pushers advantage!!
>if they didn't want the hitboxes and animations to break with unintended movement THEY SHOULD HAVE PLANNED BETTER
>sh-shut up boomer, HEY stop killing me from a distance greater than 10m! That's not allowed! CAMPER CHEAP CAMPER
Fuck off and go play CoD and Apex. Adderall movement tech has zero place in a game like Battlefield. It's an arcadey game but it still TRIES to be grounded. Imagine being so retarded you think a game NEEDS this cancerous shit to be playable. Also have you tried 90s arena shooters they had hyper speed and flick shots too, so we literally grew up on that shit. We just want some games where that isn't the ONLY way to have fun.

Does the beta really end early tomorrow morning?

>>213572818
I actually know exactly what she means here, I find just existing as a biological entity extremely unsettling and frightening