/hdg/ - Helldivers General
Seeker grenade edition
>Previous
>>536543989
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyโข. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 17 Control Group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
Aug 26 ODST Warbond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
>LATEST PATCH
Aug 5 1.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:09:27 PM
No.536616992
>Good work out there, we will make the most of the samples you acquired
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:10:57 PM
No.536617115
>>536617269
>>536617539
They desperately need to add some type of PvP mode to keep this game relevant.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:12:48 PM
No.536617269
>>536617539
>>536617115
Fuck pvp, they need to add more missions and better maps loadouts.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:13:36 PM
No.536617336
>>536617381
>>536617476
Democrats think this game is making fun of republicans and itโs funny
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:14:22 PM
No.536617381
>>536617625
>>536617641
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:28 PM
No.536617474
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:30 PM
No.536617476
>>536617625
>>536617336
It's making fun of the US in general, but burgers don't even understand that
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241857953880/76561198160190929
D10 Lobby decide
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:40 PM
No.536617489
>>536617625
>>536617093
>bitch can't shut up
>bitch is also a nigger
>the rest of the crew is either niggers or asians
Sweden yes!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:16:15 PM
No.536617539
>>536617625
>>536617781
>>536617093
Speaking of. Did devs ever planned anything more regarding samples? Some ideas:
- reserving / queuing samples for next DSS donation.
- sharing excess samples with less leveled players (if given player reach the limit)
- sending super rare samples for some global incentive, i.e. boosting defense rate of planets
>>536617115
>>536617269
/hdg/ let me present horde more! Or at least evacuation assets being cranked to 11. Give more stratagems with each progressions. Crash your PC on console, because it won't handle that many objects on map.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:16 PM
No.536617625
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:32 PM
No.536617641
>>536617381
Youโre either unitedstatian or clueless
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:47 PM
No.536617657
>>536618510
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:56 PM
No.536617671
>>536617093
She's built for tentacling
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:18:21 PM
No.536617701
>>536617491
Wow, now that's elite warbond worthy. $20 ofc.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:18:38 PM
No.536617724
>>536617539
ไฝ ็ขบๅฏฆๆ็ฝใ
ๅฆๆไฝ ๅ
่จฑไบบๅๅไบซๆจฃๆฌ,ๆ็ดๆฅ็จๆจฃๆฌ่ผธๅ
ฅ่กๆ,
ไธญๅไบบๆๆฟซ็จ้็จฎๆฌๅใ
ๆญค่ด,่ฒไบบ
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:22 PM
No.536617793
>>536617491
I HATE TOOTHPASTE SHIT AND MISMATCHED COLORS
RETURN TO BLACK AND YELLOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:39 PM
No.536617821
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:47 PM
No.536617832
>>536617491
way too chuddy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:49 PM
No.536617837
>>536618084
i wonder if were are going to win the next major update
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:09 PM
No.536617870
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:57 PM
No.536617936
>>536617781
I laughed more than I should for some reason.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:21:46 PM
No.536618010
More and more Super Earth women are leaving their Super husbands and pursuing new lives as SQUID COCK SERVICERS. Is there any way to stop them from all falling under Squigger control?!?!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:08 PM
No.536618050
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:33 PM
No.536618084
>>536637623
>>536617837
we are pushed back because Joel says so
we will push forward because Joel says so, until we are back to the same planets we've been fighting over for like a year
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:24:35 PM
No.536618236
>>536618624
Truth enforcers have confirmed that all attempts of broadcasting illegal information, particularly of the interracial couplings between Super Earth citizens and those of tyranny, originated from Eagleopolis
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:09 PM
No.536618287
>>536617491
>not an actual hiveguard skull
lame!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:26 PM
No.536618312
>>536617781
fuck you chinaman for making me laugh
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:00 PM
No.536618510
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:45 PM
No.536618572
>>536617491
thank fuck the wolf helmet isn't in, thing's fucking hideous
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:29:04 PM
No.536618598
>>536626102
>>536617491
destiny 2 collab swoon?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:29:29 PM
No.536618624
>>536618236
Does the lore mention genetically enhanced bbcs?
>m*ntbl*tz taking credit for the odst cape design and the entire collab
The benefit of halo being dead was forgetting how much I hated that click baity, over advertised faggot
>>536618881
literally who?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:35:10 PM
No.536619115
>>536619369
>>536619370
>>536618881
I unironically don't know what letters being censored here. Who are you speaking about?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:36:50 PM
No.536619251
>>536619369
>>536619373
>>536618923
Faggot halo youtuber that has forever tried to position himself as the face of halo e-content despite being a latecomer. Ignore anything and everthing from him, he's on the same level as that one guy that tried to welcome pete hines to the fallout community, got assblasted when people called him retarded and made a hugbox plebbit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:36:58 PM
No.536619262
>>536619373
Is this the Halo thread?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:38:20 PM
No.536619369
>>536619115
>>536619251
Best you dont anon, lest your suggestions be poisoned.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:38:21 PM
No.536619370
>>536618923
>>536619115
I didn't know either but I assumed they had to be vowels so I just switched them out until I found this "Mint Blitz" guy. He seems to do Halo news and all that gay clickbait shit, just a week ago he made videos titled "The End of Bungie" and "The Greatest Halo Update of All Time".
Seems like just a Halo themed content farm.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:38:24 PM
No.536619373
>>536619535
>>536619251
ok, and why should i care about sloptubers?
>>536619262
tomorrow, littul spartan. tomorrow...if you survive that long, mhueeheheheh...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:39:42 PM
No.536619480
>>536617093
very cool drawing, thank you for doing my request that I didn't know was a request at the time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:40:23 PM
No.536619535
>>536620251
>>536619373
You shouldnt, death to sloptubers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:41:10 PM
No.536619593
With all the Halo discussion that now occurs. Did /hdg/ become relegated to a simple /hg/ colony in the span of a single dev diary? Based on how many of their shitposters have been posting their memes here I fear the worst.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:41:17 PM
No.536619613
>>536620435
>>536651863
Who's the best sloptuber for Helldivers?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:41:31 PM
No.536619639
>>536619840
I have a very modest proposal: Detain all Halo refugees on Hellmire
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:41:44 PM
No.536619653
>>536619754
Justice - Waters of Draupnir
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:42:35 PM
No.536619730
>>536620282
>>536619681
There is no Justice.
Just Us.
Diggers!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:42:50 PM
No.536619754
>>536620193
>>536619653
I really like the Liberator. I don't like the starting pistol though, I still prefer the Verdict. Most fun i've had this month was a /hdg/ John Helldiver lobby.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:43:50 PM
No.536619840
>>536619639
Bungielos would've loved it but 343cels will demand to be placed with the squids
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:44:05 PM
No.536619869
/hdg/
Halo detour general
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:44:38 PM
No.536619915
>>536627062
halo odst warbond tommorow retards
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:47:47 PM
No.536620193
>>536619754
The Peacemaker is an okay starter weapon, but it really stops being noteworthy once you get most other sidearms.
Redeemer has more dakka, Warrant is a direct upgrade, Verdict is the bigger brother, Talon being competition for the Verdict, and the Senator being the biggest hitter.
And that is before we look at the other options.
The baseline Liberator will see you through many scenarios. It kills chaff, can punch slightly above its wage, and thats all it needs to do. There's several options for other playstyles, but if you want a gun that is a good all-rounder, the base Liberator will see you through.
Until you get the Carbine
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:30 PM
No.536620251
>>536620949
>>536619535
shut the fuck up then, no one here would know of them if you didn't just come in and give them more exposure. Fucking useless thing to do, tired of your type of bullshit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:47 PM
No.536620282
>>536623708
>>536619730
I don't mind you being Australian Anon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:50:08 PM
No.536620406
>>536620649
>>536620778
>the next 5 months of major orders will maybe amount to most of the planets we lost in the last week
I hate this so fucking much.
The hamster wheel is on full display.
We will never ever ever clear side areas like the farsight sector.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:50:19 PM
No.536620435
>>536619613
I like gundamboi for giving out general and broad info
next is commisSAAR kai, but his exaggerated southern drawl can be kinda grating
I'd rank ohdough higher for the info he provides, but he's constantly slipping in and out of a weird reddit chungus accent/pronunciations and he has some unintentionally wildly shit opinions
Are we looking forward to halo?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:51:26 PM
No.536620541
>>536617491
the middle one is already in game but spread across multiple sets with less ornamentation
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:51:37 PM
No.536620550
>>536618923
Wow, anon. I can't believe you don't know about P**pf*rtSch*zo. Clearly you're not a regular.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:51:40 PM
No.536620556
>watching sloptubers for a pve game
i could understand if you're underage, retarded or otherwise impaired but otherwise? lmaokek
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:52:04 PM
No.536620591
>>536620479
I'm really looking forward to the gear but i'm mostly looking forward to Joel making something happen because muh hexbox reinforcements.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:52:35 PM
No.536620649
>>536620406
perpetual, endless war is the only way to make helldivers work, because if you completely get rid of one enemy faction, a good portion of the playerbase stops playing because "well, the bugs/bots are gone, why the fuck should i play"
even if we ever take kepler prime or cyberstan, that victory is momentary; perhaps forever in forms of memes, but joel will go "the bugs are back."
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:52:39 PM
No.536620658
>>536620970
>>536619681
I'm gonna
I'm waiting uh
Justice is
Uh
I'm waiting for her to Draup nir pants
Water is wet
:)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:53:15 PM
No.536620709
>>536620479
i'll play the smg for a while if it doesn't suck too bad
don't care about the rest
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:53:19 PM
No.536620718
>>536621086
>>536620479
A new wave of people who use mics will be nice.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:53:49 PM
No.536620778
>>536620406
Honestly, I don't really care about the map but I wish we got new biomes finally.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:55:21 PM
No.536620920
>>536621239
youtube man bad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:55:46 PM
No.536620949
>>536620251
You sound very upset, like you poisoned your suggestions when told not to, like a retard putting their hand on a hot stove top after being told it's hot.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:55:50 PM
No.536620956
>>536566879
>interesting storyline for Gaylos to hop on
Helldivers unashamedly apes off other IPs for their aesthetics, make the Squid War be like Halo with the loss of an important planet to reflect the deplorable faction performance, like Fort Sanctuary. Maybe after attuning the new units along with the slop zombies we will have actual engagement from the playerbase and there will be more of a pushback
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:56:02 PM
No.536620970
>>536620658
Good for you, Anon! Or, I'm sorry. I don't know, I didn't really understand it that well, but I hope it's nice!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:57:10 PM
No.536621051
you niggers aren't gonna like cultist either lmao
>>536620718
>kids screaming in the background
>vacuum cleaner going *VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>eating crunchy chips
>complete silence aside from the joysticks clacking and the occasional hard exhale when they die
>entire latin family in the background having a loud conversation
>crusty music blasting
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:57:47 PM
No.536621105
>>536621229
>>536621319
LOOK HOW THEY SQUABBLE AND HIDE FROM IT, THE ENDLESS
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:58:11 PM
No.536621147
>>536658537
big issue with this game's story is you can main one faction and none of the other shit even exists to you
why didn't they make mixed missions where multiple factions are present?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:08 PM
No.536621229
>>536621105
>actual minutes watching an ugly monkey spout bullshit on your face
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:18 PM
No.536621239
>>536620920
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Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:19 PM
No.536621243
>>536621359
>>536621524
>>536621086
You forgot
>MAAAAAAN when they die and a litany of chicobabble receeding into itself
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:37 PM
No.536621268
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:00:07 PM
No.536621319
>>536621105
it fucks me up how the design isn't overtly terrible apart from them turning brutes into grey monke, but they really cheaped out on the teeth
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:00:32 PM
No.536621359
>>536621243
this holy moly
i don't give a shit about the rest but this one gets me every time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:01:19 PM
No.536621429
BAAAAAARE YOUR FANGS, LITTUH HELLDIVUH.
FIGHT HARD!
...DIE WELL...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:22 PM
No.536621524
>>536621243
pc players do the same but in text form
>GeorgeDroid died!
>GeorgeDroid: nigger piece of shit MG raider onetap
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:45 PM
No.536621556
>>536621874
>>536628996
lobby. democracy decides where.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241865738622/76561198008364447
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:03:11 PM
No.536621596
>>536620479
No. My mods will break again and AH will deliver more bugs in new patch than what they fixed with it. I might turn on crossplay for a while and wait for xbox kiddies to reach d10 and most likely I will not live to see the day they do.
>>536621086
in a game where you can't just stop and type shit in chat while a million things are bearing down upon you, text chat niggers are so far below my notice that even as friends, they are as bots. and even in the exceptional circumstance that you can find time to type shit, it's not authentic and i probably don't have time to read it regardless. and the game doesn't have a functional tts for chat. voice chat enables immediate and authentic reactions. i'll take background noise from 1/10 people for that quintessential part of human behavior. and yes, i will kick you in favor of a random who could be dogshit, but at least talks.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:04:30 PM
No.536621730
Uh oh, juan is upset!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:05:08 PM
No.536621785
uh oh micfag melty !!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:05:46 PM
No.536621850
>>536621086
I don't think this ever happens.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:06:01 PM
No.536621874
>>536621556
2/4 get in here, maggots!
Super Earth needs (You)!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:06:09 PM
No.536621889
>cabron open your microphone pendejo arriba
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:06:11 PM
No.536621892
>swedishfish called out THIS hard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:06:25 PM
No.536621907
>>536622032
Girls Frontline crossover soon!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:06:44 PM
No.536621937
>>536622020
>>536622098
Beyond being a retarded and completely unrealistic idea even for HD2 standards, a man-portable minigun stratagem would not have any niche to fill. You got your HMG. It fires lots of bullets in a short time and hits hard. There's your "minigun"
>b-but I dun wanna reload
Stop playing shooters then.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:33 PM
No.536622015
>>536622267
>>536621630
Anon, I...
I barely use a mic when playing with friends because its not necessary. You point at something, and they know what needs to be done. A decent team has situational awareness and a solution to most problems, so mics aren't necessary.
If anything, you use the mic to talk shit about random crap, because you're in auto-pilot mode in the game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:37 PM
No.536622020
>>536621937
but its cool and fun
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:45 PM
No.536622032
>>536622150
>>536621907
Shill your modshit elsewhere troon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:16 PM
No.536622082
>>536658848
>>536621086
>the "stoned guy having a conversation with somebody in the background because he forgot his mic is on" experience
>the "cacophonous TV sounds in the background" experience
>the "low-battery fire alarm constantly beeping" experience
>the "mouthbreather fellates his mic" experience
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:24 PM
No.536622098
>>536622313
>>536624870
>>536621937
please ignore the shoulder fired autocannon that you can shoot while standing
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:53 PM
No.536622150
>>536623421
>>536622032
>he doesn't know
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:09:46 PM
No.536622232
>>536622461
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:17 PM
No.536622267
>>536622015
i don't care what some autismo who plays games like a hamster wheel uses a mic for
mics make things more personal, more visceral
that's a million times better than reading regardless of the situation
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:41 PM
No.536622313
>>536622627
>>536622745
>>536622098
pretty dumb but inspired by real world firearms
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:54 PM
No.536622348
>>536622871
>Aravan comes back
>mic shilling starts
Hm...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:11:42 PM
No.536622428
>>536621086
Worst offender I've ever seen was talking on discord call while having open mic and I heard only one guy because the rest had actual push to talk
>huh what? I didn't hear you clearly what did you say?
>oh nothing we're on discord call
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:07 PM
No.536622461
>>536622232
nice argument, still kicking you however
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:31 PM
No.536622492
>someone is mic'd up
>they just rage every death and ocasionally cough
>CMOOONNNNNN
>CMONNNNNNNNNNNN
>repeat louder, angrier and more drawn out as the game goes on
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:57 PM
No.536622540
>>536622826
I just don't wanna talk to people. There's no need either. The ping system exists and the game is balanced for utter duds that browse reddit. We don't need to communicate via voice for anything.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:05 PM
No.536622627
>>536622313
That's an AMR, not AC.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:13 PM
No.536622640
>>536622903
the trooncord trannies mustve woken up
not a single mention of using mics for the past threads, someone mentions it, it gets 1 response, suddenly thats the hot topic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:15:26 PM
No.536622745
>>536622313
How is shoulder cannon dumb except for literally zero recoil control?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:20 PM
No.536622821
>micing up
>in this the year of our lord 2020+5
It aint 2009 no more, nor the early 2000teens
Nobody but spics, arabs, russians and othee degrees of subhuman mic up now, and even they just blather and scream to themselves
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:24 PM
No.536622826
>>536623036
>>536622540
>I just don't wanna talk to people
see a therapist immediately
don't destroy your future self by festering as you are
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:58 PM
No.536622871
>>536622930
>>536653749
>>536622348
I am kinda curious what Eravin did to piss off Arrowhead's community management team so much. As far as I can tell, all of the people Arrowhead enlisted to shill for them still shit on them consistently. They are always pointing out technical issues and odd balance decisions that Arrowhead does.
So why is it specifically him they choose to gatekeep from their shilling program when he does exactly the same thing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:17:13 PM
No.536622903
>>536622640
you are a west coast burger obsessed with injecting trannies into everything
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:17:32 PM
No.536622930
>>536622871
aravan =/= eravin, tourist
no one gives a shit about your faggot e-celeb
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:07 PM
No.536622994
>>536623307
>what no content does to a game general
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:37 PM
No.536623036
>>536623595
>>536622826
If you actually enjoy talking I'll presume you grew up without a father figure.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:43 PM
No.536623135
>>536621086
>anon joins
>cool music playlist blasting in the background from start to finish of the operation
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:38 PM
No.536623223
>>536622992
>vtuber slop
>>>/out/
ass > tits
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:39 PM
No.536623307
>>536622994
lack of content AND obnoxious helicopter management of gameplay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:45 PM
No.536623315
>>536623826
>>536622992
out of the two, ass
but I'm more of a navel warfare enthusiast
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:52 PM
No.536623330
>>536623826
>>536643303
>>536622992
Ass, also you're chooba a shit. Roasties in 2d skin pretending they're not worthless skanks.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:22:16 PM
No.536623371
>>536623826
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:22:47 PM
No.536623421
>>536623507
>>536627031
>>536622150
I hope it includes the Typhon as a vehicle stratagem, that'd be really kino.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:23:18 PM
No.536623460
>unmute /hdg/
>unable to resist making fun of their thick east euro accents
>kicked
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:23:21 PM
No.536623461
>>536623826
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:00 PM
No.536623507
>>536623995
>>536623421
keep the hovertank, give me the crewman suit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:32 PM
No.536623561
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:57 PM
No.536623595
>>536623749
>>536623036
do not lay out your childhood trauma here anon
you will train your brain to expect negativity from such topics
family dynamics counselling would be best for you from that little mask slip
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:18 PM
No.536623708
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:50 PM
No.536623749
>>536624157
>>536623595
I'm sure at least one person told you that you talk too much and piss people off that way. You should listen to them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:27:42 PM
No.536623826
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:04 PM
No.536623857
all good choices
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:26 PM
No.536623906
>>536641339
I need more seafchan... drawfags pls...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:28 PM
No.536623908
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:29:19 PM
No.536623985
Most retarded loadout you can think of, that still works out fine?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:29:25 PM
No.536623995
>>536624263
>>536627031
>>536623507
Why stop at crewmen suits when there are actual combat loadouts? Might as well add a Cyclops stratagem to act as a sort of mobile sentry/stronger but killable Guard Dog.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:29:31 PM
No.536624002
Wish the staff Overseers were more aggressive for melee desu
>Captcha HD2DK
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:25 PM
No.536624104
>>536618881
Where are you seeing this? He hasn't tweeted about this and im not watching all his vids for the past week to look for it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:30 PM
No.536624113
>>536624262
>>536624503
>>536616893 (OP)
how much SC is the helldivers warbond?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:59 PM
No.536624147
>>536622992
As a certified 137 IQ aryan, we can determine which is better through simple elimination.
A woman with no tits and a nice ass is hardly unimaginable, and still attractive. Indeed, some say flat is justice! But a woman with no ass and great tits is a tragedy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:31:06 PM
No.536624157
>>536623749
why should you conform to people like that? if they think you talk too much, they should go away from you, not bully you into taking their ideal form. their issues don't have to be yours.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:31:47 PM
No.536624221
>>536622992
Synthetic gel.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:31:51 PM
No.536624229
So glad we have so many people with good taste here
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:32:10 PM
No.536624262
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:32:10 PM
No.536624263
>>536624943
>>536623995
I just never liked the KSSO grunt aesthetic; feels a bit silly of being just
>6B43/Maska-5 but cyberpunk
the crewman suit is something that you'd see today if russia wasn't full of russians and I like it a lot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:33:25 PM
No.536624361
ODST bros... when is the AL collab?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:12 PM
No.536624438
>>536624602
>potentially all mods about to get nuked for gear that won't even be able to outshine vanilla liberator and punisher
man what the fuck for
Halo mods are leagues higher quality than the guns and armors in that bond
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:55 PM
No.536624503
>>536624113
each normal warbond is 1000 sc with 300 sc contained within
the odst warbond is 1500 sc with 0 sc (unconfirmed?) contained within
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:58 PM
No.536624506
>The AR, the one weapon worth using in the entire crossover will be right at the end of the warbond
You just know
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:00 PM
No.536624510
>>536624894
>>536631658
We're gonna win this MO tomorrow evening, once the reinforcements led xXx_St31n3r_xXx arrive.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:51 PM
No.536624602
>>536624438
Erm, it's a legendary warbond. You make less noise when running! POI range extended by 30% bro.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:36:50 PM
No.536624696
>>536624878
>>536625335
>make lobby that avoids the tranny scraper
>nobody joins
>different lobby posted minutes later without tranny scraper avoidance
>fills instantly
this really activates my almonds
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:38:06 PM
No.536624802
>>536624930
>>536630375
I'm curious how you avoid this scraper but I'm sure I don't want to know for opsec
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:38:57 PM
No.536624870
>>536622098
a 20mm autocannon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:39:02 PM
No.536624878
>>536625086
>>536624696
All lobbies end up scraped, there's no way to avoid them getting scraped, either you are lying or you are a retard.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:39:11 PM
No.536624894
>>536631658
>>536624510
Mein Super Fuhrer... xXx_St31n3r_xXx...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:39:31 PM
No.536624930
>>536624802
your steam link number is in people's post filters
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:39:38 PM
No.536624943
>>536627031
>>536627249
>>536624263
>cyberpunk
I don't see it. It looks near futuristic but plausible and practical whereas cyberpunk is anything but the latter two.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:40:09 PM
No.536625001
>dont use mods because there is nothing that fits the neutron style
>ignore the obvious bullshit coming from the swedes
>host lobbies and have fun with anons
>never got angry because its a video game like many - flawed, and will remain so
Perhaps you should stop treating video games like a lifestyle and take a chill pill, anons. There's better things to spend your precious time on.
god damn this thread sucks so far lmao
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:41:02 PM
No.536625076
>>536625015
what makes you say that?
Battlefield 2142 crossover when?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:41:05 PM
No.536625086
>>536625376
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:41:48 PM
No.536625151
>>536628306
>>536625082
DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN, DUNDUNDUNDUN
DOODOOODOOODOOOODOODODODODIDIDIDIDIOOODIDIDOODDUNNDUNDUNDOo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:43:41 PM
No.536625335
>>536624696
turn that frown upside down
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:44:11 PM
No.536625376
>>536625086
>wanting to get owned by a troon
Faggot projection right there, faggot.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:44:25 PM
No.536625403
>>536627183
>>536625015
maybe we need something else if ass and tits didn't work
>>536625015
Thread?
This general sucks ass.
We've had no content since HoD dropped, and only shit we got was 2 mid warbonds, bugged megacities, and thats about it.
Weapon customisation has been the biggest thing since then, and before that, the biggest habbening was the 60-day buff patch.
This game is on live-service life-support.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:48:25 PM
No.536625727
>>536626021
Where's my heavy armor with scout passive narrowhead
I bought this game yesterday and itโs been pretty fun so far but I think I still donโt get most of it. What are you supposed to do? Are there actual missions you have to complete or do you just queue up for random missions? Is it kinda like left 4 dead in the sense that you try higher difficulties just for the sake of it or what? How are you supposed to decide which missions to go on?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:08 PM
No.536625984
Taking signups for supply pack mules/wives once the update hits
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:40 PM
No.536626021
>>536628665
>>536625727
Armor to avoid every fight you can't win and survive every fight you can. Heavy unflinching and medium siege-ready when.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:52:32 PM
No.536626101
>>536626198
>>536625887
>What are you supposed to do?
You play the game. Do whatever you want.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:52:33 PM
No.536626102
>>536618598
GRANTED
Destiny 2 will get 3 Helldivers 2 armor sets.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:52:49 PM
No.536626126
>>536625887
>What are you supposed to do?
Play the game. Unlock upgrades for the super destroyer. Try to have "fun".
>Are there actual missions or do you queue up for random missions?
You can select which missions you want to partake in yourself, both as a host or joining someone else.
>try higher difficulties
D8 is the sweet spot where you see all the enemy types. You mainly do it for fun. D6 spawns Super Samples.
>decide which mission to go on?
Avoid bricks (Asset Evacuation or something) because its boring. The other mission types are up to you when you select an operation.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:53:24 PM
No.536626186
>>536625015
>>536625590
it was fine before you showed up
people have been talking about the game and posting lobbies, we even had a drawfren or two stop by
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:53:30 PM
No.536626198
>>536626330
>>536626101
You know what I mean you goofy goober
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:53:52 PM
No.536626234
>>536625887
You can choose to host a 3-mission operation and let anons or randoms join, or hit any random mission on the planet by pressing tab to scan. The progression is collecting samples to unlock ship modules for better stratagems and using those medals to progress your warbonds
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:54:55 PM
No.536626330
>>536626610
>>536626198
Bro have you tried walking around your fucking ship and looking at the map. The map in the middle of the bridge. The holographic map that occupies the middle of the most important part of the ship that you have to run by to access the hellpods?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:55:01 PM
No.536626342
>>536625887
You're supposed to unlock stuff. Completing missions gains medals, samples and exp. exp stops mattering after level 20 and gets a boost from doing missions fast, doing 100% of the objectives and outposts, and extracting. Samples are only available in large numbers in certain missions. Medals are boosted by completing multiple missions in an operation. If any of the terminology is unfamiliar to you, I can explain it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:56:32 PM
No.536626496
>>536626678
>>536625590
The general being inflated by coomershit doesn't help its cultural development. Everything ends up being derailed by coomershit. But the game itself is already a parody, so it's harder to make parody of it the way other fanbases, like halo for example, do. It's also harder to take it seriously.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:57:42 PM
No.536626601
>west burgerstans wake up
>thread quality immediately dips
le clockworke
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:57:46 PM
No.536626610
>>536626330
Yes, bro, I have. Iโm just asking if there is any kind of special incentive to choose one mission over the other or if in the end all you get are medals and samples in all of them so you can just spam the most efficient mission over and over to farm everything asap, bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:58:19 PM
No.536626678
>>536626496
(You could say that this general has an inflation fetish, the way some anons have as much of an inflated ego as the swedish neekeri!)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:00:39 PM
No.536626905
>>536627316
>>536625590
>2 mid warbonds
not fair, force of law was nice
control group is useless though no argument there
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:02:15 PM
No.536627031
>>536627238
>>536623421
>>536623995
>>536624943
>EMR
>When they already adopted Multicam and are in the process of switching
This is of course setting aside the fact that this is apparently supposed to be Russia in future and Russia has no future.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:02:33 PM
No.536627062
>>536619915
I can hardly wait!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:03:51 PM
No.536627183
>>536625403
Mesugaki Barrel
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:04:23 PM
No.536627238
>>536627419
>>536627031
>instant seething
lol
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:04:40 PM
No.536627249
>>536627431
>>536624943
Cyberpunk can be plausible and realistic if it's actual hard sci-fi. I was about to cite some titles but I can't remember many things that would actually fit into the description of being both cyberpunk and hard sci-fi at the same time. I swear the closest thing to cyberpunk in believable setting that I know of is gattaca.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:05:10 PM
No.536627316
>>536627803
>>536626905
pacifier would be a decent AR if it wasnt a less-than-lethal variant that now got shafted thanks to the world champion in surstromming consumption
urchin is pretty shit
stunpod booster fucks everyone else over
the armor is decent
de-escalator is fun
arc dog is more of a liability than an useful tool, and yes, i zapped my teammates before with it.
control group, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
variable is a liberator with 0 recoil and the ability to dump its load into one enemy, the warp pack is fun to use; lets you SC farm. epoch aint my thing, laser sentry sucks ass.
oh right, there was an arc nade, i think AH forgot about it too.
the armor would be fine, if it didnt fuck over my audio so much, or decided "well you still got 30% HP left, but we decide that you died anyway and activated Das Ubermenschen Protokol"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:06:13 PM
No.536627419
>>536627238
What are you on about?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:06:22 PM
No.536627431
I haven't played ODST in years, was there really that much stealth to warrant this shit?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:07:42 PM
No.536627541
>>536627438
There was definitely more stealth on it than in Combat evolved.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:07:53 PM
No.536627562
>>536627696
>>536627438
there was no stealth iirc, your weapons were merely silenced for the a e s t h e t i c
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:08:42 PM
No.536627636
>>536628246
>>536628549
>>536625590
Heart of Democracy:
>3 enemies that should have been there at release
>1 biome
>attachments that should have been there at release
>npcs that you can't interact with other than emoting
not counting missions because it's just go to place and hit terminal (ver. 6) and blitz but longer
Omens of Tyranny:
>5 enemies that should have been there at release
>1 tileset
>1 vehicle that should have been there at release
not counting the objectives because 1 is a reskin, 1 is "stratagem jammer but worse", and 1 is just "kill enemies"
Escalation of Freedom:
>1 new "difficulty"
>mega nest and fortress (aka what if old thing but bigger)
>1 biome
>5 enemies that should have been there at release
again not counting the objective because it's another "destroy building with hellbomb or stratagem" reskin
this game has actually lost content because you can't play the termicide tower or deploy dark fluid missions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:08:45 PM
No.536627643
>>536627438
Rookie sections in the pseudo open world could be navigated stealthily, though the suppressed weapons actually did nothing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.536627696
>>536627562
woah... silenced guns... this shit is so CAG
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:32 PM
No.536627803
>>536628031
>>536628456
>>536627316
Pacifier is underpowered yes but I still believe the surstrรถmming swine will get worn down eventually resulting in a 20% damage buff that will make the gun superior to libpen in every way other than mag size.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:34 PM
No.536627808
Titanfall crossover when??
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:11:38 PM
No.536627906
>>536627948
>>536628281
D10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241867034598/76561199129186530
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:12:01 PM
No.536627936
>>536628086
>>536635279
How about you crossover with some bitches?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:12:07 PM
No.536627948
>>536628058
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:12:55 PM
No.536628031
>>536628129
>>536627803
I just want a gun that looks like Pacifier but fires real bullets, not some meme energy piss stuff.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.536628058
>>536627948
No is not what
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:22 PM
No.536628082
>>536628221
What do I have to do to get rid of the whole "game freezing & all audio cutting out" that happens all the time now? Everything used to run smoothely, despite it all, but now my whole game will just freeze for a solid second before making me move on again. I noticed it a lot during missions against bots in mega-cities, but I never had issues like this against squids or bugs. Well, NOW I do.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:25 PM
No.536628086
>>536628597
>>536627936
Sir, this is 4channel dot org slash vg.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:46 PM
No.536628129
>>536628031
get a mod for your Adjudicator
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:14:37 PM
No.536628221
>>536628365
>>536638390
>>536628082
audio engine starts chimping out after about 90 minutes
it's a memory leak I guess; just restart your game
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:14:50 PM
No.536628246
>>536628608
>>536627636
source on how all these things were supposed to be their on release?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:15:10 PM
No.536628281
>>536627906
Trying this again d10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241871807043/76561199129186530
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:15:24 PM
No.536628306
>>536647824
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:16:05 PM
No.536628365
>>536628469
>>536628221
Even with the freezing? I'm looking to blame the war-striders with the grenade spamming or all the other explosions now, desu. Things didn't used to be like this... Thank you for letting me know about the audio though.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:16:57 PM
No.536628456
>>536628616
>>536628839
>>536627803
this hypothetical "buff" would make it better then almost every auto, why the hell would they do that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:17:06 PM
No.536628469
>>536628365
yeah, the freezing is also tied to that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:17:54 PM
No.536628549
>>536627636
This is an anti-content type of game, yes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:18:20 PM
No.536628597
>>536628086
I AM NOT A SIR
I WORK FOR A LIVING (unlike the janny), YOU MO-ROOOOOOOOOOON
Work has been kinda slow today, for a monday, but I can't complain about doing nothing and getting paid for it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:18:23 PM
No.536628608
>>536628246
they're all things Helldivers had at release in 2015
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:18:27 PM
No.536628616
>>536628456
Because this poorly planned and bloated arsenal can provide eiher a few good guns + many mediocre ones or 100% mediocrity. Which do you prefer?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:18:59 PM
No.536628665
>>536626021
those are intentionally missing so the passives aren't too strong, atleast for siege ready case
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:20:43 PM
No.536628839
>>536628456
>make premium warbond
>add guns that behave similar to guns the game already has
>but make them better stat-wise
>get away with it because nobody complains about powercrept equipment
its not rocket science, anon-kun.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:22:22 PM
No.536628996
post images please. Wanna expand my folder. No coomer or gook shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:25:18 PM
No.536629269
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:25 PM
No.536629360
>"the new warbond didn't power creep the eruptor? it's shit"
you fags deserve your misery
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:25 PM
No.536629362
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:27:44 PM
No.536629483
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:28:03 PM
No.536629521
The new warbond didn't power creep the eruptor. So it's shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:28:57 PM
No.536629625
The eruptor is shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:29:16 PM
No.536629660
The shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:29:33 PM
No.536629687
there's no longer any point to keep playing if warbonds are just gonna be cosmetics shit and inconsequential gear that won't alter anyone's playstyle whatsoever
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:29:54 PM
No.536629731
>Me when Im about to try the eruptor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:30:51 PM
No.536629836
>Eruptor
For me, it's the Erector.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:31:41 PM
No.536629925
>>536630113
>>536630134
Whom'st've'd's wrong here?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:31:45 PM
No.536629929
>>536629005
this is the reaction everyone gets with these things. the miniguns do an unintuitive amount of damage and don't make enough sound for how powerful and dangerous they are. even a year later they still feel unfinished.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:11 PM
No.536630074
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:11 PM
No.536630075
>>536667661
>me when im about to erupt
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:36 PM
No.536630113
>>536629925
Depends how much time was left
If it was like 4 minutes orange is right otherwise he's a faggot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:47 PM
No.536630134
>>536686271
>>536629925
If you don't have the skill to multitask obj clear during extraction inbound then you objectively are in the wrong, no buts or ifs about it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:34:20 PM
No.536630189
>>536631129
>ask /hdg/ which guns suck
>use them when playing in lobbies
>end up being better than others
the eruptor+ultimatum+thermite combo and its consequences have been a disaster to how people view guns.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:34:23 PM
No.536630196
if the eruptor is that much of an outlier that it isn't healthy for the game from a design standpoint
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:36:13 PM
No.536630375
>>536624802
steam://joinlobby/123456/123456789/XXXX
cut out the X's from your lobby code, the last string contains the profile address of whoever is hosting
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:37:19 PM
No.536630504
>>536630752
Here's how we fix Eruptor:
bring back the CR-9 Suppressor from the first game
It's really that simple.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:39:48 PM
No.536630752
>>536630935
>>536630952
>>536630504
I wouldn't be surprised if AH doesn't know how to change noise level based on a muzzle attachment.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:39:52 PM
No.536630765
Peacemaker buff will solve the Eruptor problem
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:41:18 PM
No.536630935
>>536631307
>>536630752
he's referring to a gun, it's an explosive one from the first game
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:41:18 PM
No.536630936
>>536618881
The real answer is all halo jewtubers suck
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:41:29 PM
No.536630952
>>536631307
>>536630752
uhhh
bro
suppressor is an explosive gun
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:43:03 PM
No.536631129
>>536632213
>>536630189
I trust /hdg/ on what weapons "suck" about as far as I can throw /hdg/. I've seen people say weapons are shit for the almost-verbatim reason that "they don't change the meta."
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:43:14 PM
No.536631150
Reskin the stim pistol
Make it have a choice between Stun rounds or Gas rounds
Stun rounds will stun a target for 5 seconds, Gas rounds are obvious.
80 Medals in some Warbond where it makes no sense to be in.
Hire me AH
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:44:42 PM
No.536631307
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:45:27 PM
No.536631376
>>536631775
why are all these level 150 fucks always quitting or griefing? Its always their dumbass and not the newbies or actual trolls.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:48:02 PM
No.536631634
>>536631981
>>536634740
I grew to love this armor very much
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:48:17 PM
No.536631658
>>536624510
>>536624894
xXx_St31n3r_xXx's reinforcements aren't coming. There weren't enough xbox preorders.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:48:30 PM
No.536631673
>>536631802
>>536631903
is the warp pack better than the jetpack or something?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:49:23 PM
No.536631775
>>536632448
>>536631376
>see fag constantly teamkilling
>watch him straight up gun down the other two right in front of me
>shoot him immediately after
>get kicked
kek
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:49:39 PM
No.536631802
>>536631673
More fun. More reliable. Cooler.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:50:49 PM
No.536631903
>>536632229
>>536631673
I still like the jumppack better. More ground covered, especially if you jump down a big slope and can get you onto high ground. And we all know how important the high ground is because of what Obi Wan did to Anakin on Mustafar.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:51:36 PM
No.536631981
>>536632738
>>536631634
amazing aesthetic and as far as armor perks go there's nothing better to combine the heavy advantage with
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:52:09 PM
No.536632035
>2025 (two thousand and twenty-five)
>can't make my Talon anything but neon yellow
>either forced to use an inferior weapon or compromise my appearance by wearing ugly armor that matches
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:52:34 PM
No.536632082
>Recoilless rifle
>Has recoil
What's next, a flamethrower that doesn't set things on fire???
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:54:02 PM
No.536632213
>>536631129
the majority of weapons just work
support weapons have one intended role or purpose to fulfill, while being able to do a bit of something else.
the AC isnt your best answer to tank-hunting or deleting armor in general, but because of how versatile it is and still is capable of crippling or killing armored targets if used in the right hands, there is a reason why some anons swear by the AC being S-tier.
you could argue the same way how the MG43, a general purpose machine gun, is very much so general purpose. it will get rid 90% of your problems, while still being able to punch above its weight if used in the right hands.
tl;dr weapons work, use them and experiment what works best for what. nothing wrong with listening to anons, but practice beats theory.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:54:11 PM
No.536632229
>>536632402
>>536631903
>and can get you onto high ground
Warp pack can do that too.
>More ground covered
False. Someone did a comparison. The distance covered is the same. Keep in mind they only did this when the pack was in safe mode. So if youre willing to eat the damage, you actually get more distance because.
Jump pack is completely invalidated. Its only saving grace is jumping down a hill.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:56:00 PM
No.536632402
>>536632474
>>536632229
How do you get to high ground with the WP? I haven't really used it much
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:56:31 PM
No.536632448
>>536631775
>dome the teamkiller
>get kicked
sadly relatable but most of the time the lobby host is chill with it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:56:49 PM
No.536632474
>>536633081
>>536632402
You can warp up and down directly on to terrain if its in range. You can use this to "climb" areas you cant normally crawl up.
Can I get everything from all warbonds or is there a limit for the amount of unlocks?
Also, should I be using anything other than the starting assault rifle in the beginning? Iโve experimented a bit with the dmr and the shotgun but they just feel worse
D10
Lobby Picks
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241874977155/76561197999417031
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:58:04 PM
No.536632603
>>536632524
>Can I get everything from all warbonds or is there a limit for the amount of unlocks?
what?
your only constraint is the time you're willing to invest into farming medals/SC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:59:24 PM
No.536632738
>>536631981
It looks so well proportioned.
The armor passive is good but I wish I could put siege-ready on everything.
>In order to account for a predicted increase in Helldiver turnover, Super Earth High Command has issued emergency approval by increase Helldiver Reinforcement Budgets to 2 per mission for the next 48 hours.
WEW LAD. How about CRANKING UP Galactic impact mod or something. It would be more cinematic for the whole Xbawks counteroffensive event.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:03:05 PM
No.536633081
>>536632474
NTA but it feels like the warp actually does care ever so slightly about the point of view instead of being just horizontal jumps based on the fact that I did climb on some rock formations with it and sometimes when I warp down the slope I would actually end up down on the ground instead of floating in the air like usual.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:03:54 PM
No.536633160
>>536633856
Why is there always always some fucking guy that never gets in the damn hellpod and makes everyone wait 30 seconds for the game to force them in? And on that note, why the fuck do we need to wait anyway? Nobody is strategizing the drop point, Narrowhead, this isnt the autistic milisim you think it is. Just let us pick our loadout
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:04:17 PM
No.536633196
>>536633310
>>536633817
>>536632894
wooooah, dude
thats like
a whole...
hm...
like 28 respawns with the booster?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:04:32 PM
No.536633221
>>536633310
>>536633817
>>536632894
But base reinforcement is 5 per player? Does this mean we get the booster effect by default or that we get 40 reinforcements for 4 player games?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:04:36 PM
No.536633229
>>536634698
>>536632602
/r/ edit of this pic to have yakumo yukari portal instead of this, and don't be too autistic about me calling it a portal instead of a gap.
>>536633196
>>536633221
it's worder poorly
it's down to 2 per from 5
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:57 PM
No.536633570
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:08:34 PM
No.536633624
>>536633871
>>536633310
>We have increased your reinforcements by negative 60%
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:09:59 PM
No.536633797
>>536629005
Feels appropriate considering the circumstances.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:11 PM
No.536633817
>>536632524
Selecting primary weapons goes with combination of:
- other equipment a.k.a. secondary weapon and grenades
- stratagem support weapon
- types of front/enemy + difficulty
Now there are a lot of recommended builds. But at the moment you are limited with selection.
Farming SCs to unlock warbond is more tedious the longer game exists. Many nerfs were made.
Farming medals isn't painful. Effectively MOs gives decent boost of medals.
>>536633196
>>536633221
Dunno. It's so underwhelming I didn't bother to calculate it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:35 PM
No.536633856
>>536633160
desu you needed entire an entire squad to get in the pods to actually start mission in hd1 too, except hd1 you could choose drop point without getting in, also the bridge was smaller so you could upgrade your weapons and stratagems and it took you 5 sec to get in the pod, hd2 is awful in the bridge department and the fact that the only comfortable way to change your weapon mods is to stay out of the hellpod
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:43 PM
No.536633870
>>536633971
>>536634397
Terminids as a horde gameplay do not deploy enough bugs. I want MORE BUGS. INCREASE THE CAP TO 200 ACTIVE UNITS AT ALL TIMES IN EXCHANGE FOR LESS FARTS
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:43 PM
No.536633871
>>536634004
>>536634316
>>536633310
>>536633624
They probably got a retard to write the dispatch, but tl;dr
>here's +2 to your reinforcement budget
2 extra respawns
2 extra WSDAW
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:31 PM
No.536633962
>>536634004
>>536633310
go into a mission solo and look at your reinforcement budget. it'll be 7 instead of 5
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:35 PM
No.536633971
>>536634278
>>536635131
>>536633870
bugs need less heavies and more chaff
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:55 PM
No.536634004
>>536634268
>>536634329
>>536633962
>>536633871
wtf thats retarded
why
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:14 PM
No.536634245
>>536634316
>>536632894
How much ESL do you have to be to write this shit? Just replace "to" with "by" and it makes perfect sense.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:28 PM
No.536634268
>>536634004
idk
im not AH
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:35 PM
No.536634278
>>536634507
>>536659516
>>536633971
No joking they also need to tiptoe around you less and pounce more, make them speedier on approaching you too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:57 PM
No.536634316
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:15:06 PM
No.536634329
>>536634004
because the jeet hat writes the high command shit doesn't know the difference between "to" and "by"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:15:46 PM
No.536634397
>>536633870
You want heavy bile spitters with multishot and bigger AoE instead and more ragdoll potential instead?!?! Deal.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:16:14 PM
No.536634460
>>536634823
>>536634989
Smol seafchan
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:16:37 PM
No.536634507
>>536634660
>>536634278
So... literally the predditors?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:18:10 PM
No.536634660
>>536634507
Such features should not be shelved for one subfaction imo. We're HELLdivers, the current bug AI can be kept on sub-D8 difficulties.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:18:35 PM
No.536634698
>>536635270
>>536633229
I'll be honest idk what that is and it sounds weaby, which I am not. Sorry but feel free to MS paint it yourself as you wish. Now please join lobby because the thread is dead as fuck
What's the verdict on the Verdict?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:03 PM
No.536634740
>>536631634
there's a reason it's showcased on the ship
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:56 PM
No.536634823
>>536634460
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.
I'd just walk around my super 1 room appartment with our C-01 permits filled out, looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:58 PM
No.536634825
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:20:06 PM
No.536634841
>>536632602
Reminder for the lobby before I close it for being void of gamers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:20:07 PM
No.536634845
>>536634707
Just bring a Talon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:21:11 PM
No.536634959
I actually unironically love the constitution with the parade armor, I just wish it had a scope I could unlock, bonus points if its period accurate
Why are SC so easy to farm
It makes no sense
They could cap how many you can grab per day, or force you to extract with them, but they're just happy to let you get all the warbonds for free if you want to. Is it just the swedish cuckold mindset?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:21:34 PM
No.536634989
>>536634460
The smaller she is, the more ripe she is for big squid tentacles.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:22:35 PM
No.536635085
>>536635494
>>536634963
because gamerdads won't farm for shit
they come home from the wage cage and have like 1 or 2 hours to play. they'll just pay ten bucks for each warbond.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:04 PM
No.536635131
>>536633971
50 hunters + 2 chargers + whatever number of commanders/warriors would unironically be a team wipe combo.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:18 PM
No.536635158
>>536634963
There is a hard cap per hour you can acquire, I think it's 800. Basically they slipped it under the executive's heads. I think as long as your SC per hour is below minimum wage they consider the system working as intended.
But, like, If you've done ANYTHING in an MMO or gacha game SC farming is the most trivial grind you could imagine.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:22 PM
No.536635168
>>536634963
AH is afraid of another reviewbombing if they touched SC Farming.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:27 PM
No.536635172
>>536634963
The game is ยฃ35/$40. They sold millions of copies, they're fine for money. Most people don't farm SC, the only people who bother are people who play it as their "main" game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:32 PM
No.536635185
>>536635451
I'm actually glad that eagle storm got shut down, because now I'm not getting randomly murdered by eagle for no reason.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:24:15 PM
No.536635270
>>536634698
I would join if I wasn't on the train right now. I will take at least 10 minutes to reach my station and even then I have a package that got delivered today to open.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:24:18 PM
No.536635279
>>536634963
>make atricious grind that only the most obsessed NEETs will bear
>sell 10 dollar warbonds to everyone else
>get good press because you're such a fair live-service game
It really do be like that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:00 PM
No.536635451
>>536635185
>Eagle Storm could've been a free 500kg or Airstrike for everyone
>Instead its a diceroll whether you die or not purely by the RNG machine
>>536632602
lobby cancelled... dead game dead thread
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:26 PM
No.536635494
>>536635085
Gamer with a job here. I actually find SC farming relaxing so half an hour to an hour of it is fine by me. Especially so since blowing myself up with eruptor at the end makes me laugh harder than it logically should.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:27:00 PM
No.536635561
>>536636263
>>536643165
>>536635418
>atrocious grind
Arrow mod + FRV + Warp Pack + Grenade Launcher = millions in seconds
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:29:06 PM
No.536635798
1500 sc has been acquired.
Wonder if we will ever get an N7 armor set from mass effect.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:29:53 PM
No.536635882
>>536635470
Would you like to play in 20-30min?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:31:11 PM
No.536636015
>>536635470
Im waging in the cage bro and I'd rather not play until the update anyways
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:31:36 PM
No.536636053
>>536635470
I was eating!!
>>536635418
Nigger, you don't know what "atrocious grind" means.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:31 PM
No.536636263
>>536636509
>>536635561
NTA but what's Arrow mod and FRV?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:33 PM
No.536636267
>>536642106
>>536635418
>atrocious
you people have never played a video game before in your life and it shows
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:35 PM
No.536636272
>>536636208
Nigga has never played a JRPG
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:57 PM
No.536636318
hit the medal cap
iโm so ready
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:34:25 PM
No.536636367
>>536636509
>>536636208
>"atrocious grind"
yeah this isnt the current autistic 400-450 light grind in destiny 2 that not even no life streamers can acheive.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:35:06 PM
No.536636447
>>536636731
I got 0 medals because I like slowly unlocking things as a reward for my gameplay :)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:35:35 PM
No.536636509
>>536636263
Arrow mod creates beams from the sky that show where SC are on the map.
FRV is the car.
>>536636367
Destiny is SHIT. IT WAS SHIT. IT WILL ALWAYS BE SHIT.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:36:26 PM
No.536636596
>>536642106
>>536635418
>>make atricious grind
Is this your first videogame ever, my guy? I'm not even super into this game but grinding for SC is probably the easiest thing in the fucking world when compared to something like Runescape.
>go to bunker
>wait for teammate to press the other button
>the fag warp packs inside the bunker
>we get no sc drops from it
>teamkill them
>leave
Simple as.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:37:50 PM
No.536636731
>>536636841
>>536636447
:D lets grind together tomorrow anon!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:38:20 PM
No.536636772
Lobby doko
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:38:42 PM
No.536636819
>>536636650
>>the fag warp packs inside the bunker
>>we get no sc drops from it
absolute retard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:38:54 PM
No.536636841
>>536637362
>>536636731
I'm waging all week bro...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:37 PM
No.536636913
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:42 PM
No.536636925
>>536636650
what did he mean by this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:45 PM
No.536636929
>>536634963
That's the thing, it was never intended to be a method of obtaining large amounts of SC. Their entire intent with the system was that it'd be the occasional dripfeed of SC, that could maybe help you get a SuperStore item or a warbond, provided you had enough SC in your account already.
They did nerf it previously, and have said that they're looking to rebalance it to be "more fair" (and that farming low difficulties for it was never their intention).
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:46 PM
No.536636932
add Rhulk to helldivers 2
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:59 PM
No.536636954
>>536637263
>>536638148
How do we feel about redditors asking for more microtransactins?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:40:42 PM
No.536637038
If they ever do anything to do with Destiny ever I will drop the game and then drop an anvil on Joel.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:40:59 PM
No.536637067
>>536637206
just make everything below 8 difficulty only drop 10 creditz, higher chance of 100 per pile at 10 dif :3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:19 PM
No.536637109
>>536636650
Based. FUCK mobility pack users.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:23 PM
No.536637206
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:52 PM
No.536637263
>>536636954
Reddit is commonly used for sockpuppeting and astro-turfing. 4chan is too, let's not lie to ourselves, but the fact is that you can pay a server to put a few thousand upvotes on a post to enforce an consensus. If someone on 4chan comes in with an obvious lie and 5 sockpuppets to try and enforce it, a few rubes might fall for it but it will still be mostly passed off as obvious manipulation and delusion, and dissenting comments aren't literally auto-hidden for the average viewer.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:43:43 PM
No.536637349
>>536637729
>>536638582
Am I gonna struggle in higher difficulties if I barely use stratagems? I canโt for the life of me type the correct commands quickly enough to be effective
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:43:51 PM
No.536637362
>>536636841
iโll be ready to dive whenever (You) get the chance..! just say the word anon :)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:46:22 PM
No.536637623
>>536618084
>we will push forward because Joel says so
We pretty much never do that though, and when we do we immediately lose 20 planets afterward
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:47:22 PM
No.536637729
>>536637349
Unironically you just get used to it. Even if you're not popping it out instantly so long as you can kill anything next to you, in one second you'll be able to call in whatever you need.
Just run and give yourself more space than you think you need before you're at a state where you aren't fumbling every input.
Don't worry if you do by the way, everyone fucks it up now and then during stressful moments so it's not a big deal.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:49:12 PM
No.536637946
>>536638064
I don't even give two fucks about the xniggers or gaylo, I just want to see patchnotes of fixes for annoying ass bugs that have been plaguing the game all summer long.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:50:12 PM
No.536638046
>>536638925
PATCH WHEN?
INTENTIONALLY LUST-PROVOKING IMAGE TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
>>536637946
>fixes for annoying ass bugs that have been plaguing the game all summer long.
such as? not denying there are bugs I just want to know what you've been experiencing
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:51:15 PM
No.536638148
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:37 PM
No.536638385
>>536638880
>>536638064
Status effects not working unless you're the host or near the host, for one. I've had to drop fire and gas from my loadouts because of it, even when I'm the lobby host the game host can still pass to someone else and that will fuck up your DoTs sooner or later. It just feels like total shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:39 PM
No.536638390
>>536638465
>>536628221
>reboot your game every 90 minutes
that seems exceedingly fucking annoying, especially since you know they'll never fix it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:54:14 PM
No.536638450
>>536660217
Behold!
The average helldiver!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:54:23 PM
No.536638465
>>536640869
>>536638390
less annoying than stuttering every three seconds because the game forgot to close audio channels
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:05 PM
No.536638537
>>536638659
>>536639171
What's the shittiest DMR and why is it Amendment?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:22 PM
No.536638565
Does the game crash every now and then for you too, fellow consolefags? It doesn't happen too often but the fact it happens at all when compared to when I'm playing, idk, Diablo 2 or Freedom Wars on PS5 is kind of weird.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:29 PM
No.536638582
>>536637349
There are a few strategems with VERY easy codes, like eagle strafe for example.
You could also just become a Blue cuck carrier, I sometimes want to bring 3 blues just for myself.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:56:14 PM
No.536638659
>>536638537
the shittiest DMR got to be the Slugger
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:56:22 PM
No.536638672
>>536639101
>>536638064
NTA, but getting stuck in the BT hole when you get reinforced on it, that one hole in the mega-nest covered in unbreakable ground, reloads not being completed, drop pods phasing through the ground, ultimatum/500kg bugging out and leaving enemy fatal parts at 1hp, invisible bot mines or explosives going through bulk fabricators without blowing them up are the ones coming through my mind.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:58:32 PM
No.536638880
>>536638385
oh yeah lol I forgot about the status effect thing because I either play solo or with just 1 friend and we stick together
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:58:55 PM
No.536638925
>>536640869
>>536641909
>>536638046
where did this come from, also nice tummy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:59:42 PM
No.536638998
watch there be only 5000 xbox divers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:41 PM
No.536639101
>>536638672
dont forget the bug where if you finish a reload, dive, it starts a reload again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:01:24 PM
No.536639171
>>536640869
>>536638537
>shittiest DMR in a video game
you mean the halo reach DMR with insane reticle bloom that made storm trooper aim look good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:01:36 PM
No.536639192
>>536639267
>>536639618
No more brother wars.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:02:09 PM
No.536639253
>>536634707
the best companion item to a DMR and/or autocannon since it'll never let you down in cqb. it is a power user option though, only worth it if you pistol a lot, there are better options for infrequent sidearm use.
>>536639192
but the ODSTs arent the bad guys?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:03:55 PM
No.536639434
>>536632524
starting assault rifle is good on every faction
the dmr is best on robots, good on bugs, worst on illuminate
if you're talking about the punisher shotgun, I found it's the reverse of the dmr
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:04:23 PM
No.536639481
>>536639267
neither are the helghast or the super earthicans
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:00 PM
No.536639547
When will they let me buy the pre order armor? Its actually not fucking fair that these armors are locked behind that bullshit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:41 PM
No.536639618
>>536640265
>>536639192
>halo 3 chads win again
>halo 2 fags and their cheater astroturfing BTFOd
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:57 PM
No.536639637
>>536639786
>>536639872
>>536639267
nigga before the covenant showed up they would be dropping on your planet because you stopped paying taxes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:06:00 PM
No.536639642
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:07:39 PM
No.536639786
>>536639637
>taxes
it was about excessive money printing
the innies were communists
What if the swedes had a brain and thought of more innovative story progression?
>bots invade bug planets-- we get android bugs
>chargers with tank cannons
>BT with canons
>stalkers with laser guns
>shrieker troopers
>jetpack bugs
>etc.
The ideas are infinite between all 3 factions. Why are they so one-dimensional in just recycling boring MOs? Think outside the box, open up the gloom, fucking anything swedshits
>>536639637
nigga i dont care what some books say, halo is known for its video games, not "some bullshit some retard wrote for some ez money"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:09:43 PM
No.536639989
>>536640235
>>536640343
>>536638064
not comprehensive
>fov for various first person guns are fucked
>bizon will eat a mag if you interrupt the reload and have to reload again
>wasp launcher loses its full-auto capability after switching firing modes
everything below this line is not on the known issues list
>Illuminate units clip into walls and terrain
>dead hulks and devastators have broken collision (day 1)
>getting hit / killed while disabling silo locks softlocks the mission
>sound desync and eventually cuts out entirely
>limb injuries will sometimes not display icons (ghost bleedout)
>extract beacon appearing in mid-air or under the floor in city tilesets
>bot dropships appearing empty
>factory striders appear in drops without their cannons
>oil extract missions sometimes finish themselves for no apparent reason
>terminals bugging out at random
>SMG loadout crash bug (STILL IN THE GAME AFTER BEING 'FIXED' TWO TIMES)
>epoch has a desynced reload animation
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:12:07 PM
No.536640235
>>536640383
>>536640395
>>536639989
Write the svvedes about it on their zendesk or whatever its called.
They MIGHT read about it and add more issues to their known issues list.
They dont play their own games, so the only source of knowing whether shit is fucked or not is players telling them "shits fucked nigga"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:12:32 PM
No.536640265
>>536639618
Halo 2 was the faster and more exciting game
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:13:12 PM
No.536640343
>>536639989
>(STILL IN THE GAME AFTER BEING 'FIXED' TWO TIMES)
Wow it's just like release all over again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:13:23 PM
No.536640368
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:13:29 PM
No.536640383
>>536640235
>Doing the swiggers' work for them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:13:41 PM
No.536640395
>>536640235
I've submitted half of these and not one has made it to the zendesk.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:01 PM
No.536640429
lobby?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.536640437
>>536640720
>>536640908
>>536639843
Can you imagine the shitton of bugs, duplicative textures, numbers being changed elsewhere thus ruining the stats of unrelated enemies/weapons, and other shit they would ruin? The OG developing team is gone, all we have is a skeleton crew barely holding on a gem other people far more talented that they will ever be and failing every day.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:46 PM
No.536640513
>>536640652
>>536639872
not him but it always amuses me when halo lorefags completely misinterpret the books because they're so illiterate, they aren't capable of getting anything beyond the surface level. if they were, they certainly would not be reading that slop tier literature.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:15:45 PM
No.536640601
>>536639843
I always thought the bugs should be the hellish zombie faction, not the illuminate.
Imagine corpses being reanimated by little beetles or people not being able to breathe because of the amount of bug spores in the air. It's horrible
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:15:57 PM
No.536640624
>>536638064
fleshmobs going through walls like the koolaid man
memory leak
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:00 PM
No.536640627
>>536640886
TAKING BETS ON GAME SIZE COME TOMORROW
>current: 133gb
my bet's on 142, then 147 whenever the obligatory hotfix arrives a week later
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:14 PM
No.536640652
>>536640815
>>536640513
These, they need some media literacy like us helldiver chads
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:50 PM
No.536640713
>>536639872
don't ask what noble team was doing on reach
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:52 PM
No.536640720
>>536641574
>>536641907
>>536640437
fingers crossed for selling the rights to a competent studio for HD3 and they actually use a good engine and have devs that didn't make C's in school
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:17:52 PM
No.536640815
>>536640652
i'm not one of you, i'm only here for the xbox surge
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:18:34 PM
No.536640869
>>536641897
>>536638465
...
I GUESS
>>536638925
it came from a drawfren last thread
>>536639171
what are you talking about, the DMR was the best gun in the game and practically ruined the franchise's multiplayer scene
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:18:45 PM
No.536640886
>>536641009
>>536641593
>>536640627
it's better to take bets on what part of the spaghetti code they fuck up and what things break. Happens every time. Game will probably be unplayable until next Tuesday...then only 50% of the issues are fixed even then
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:19:01 PM
No.536640908
>>536641140
>>536641389
>>536640437
the B team deserves every ounce of hate they get, but let's not pretend like the A team didn't spend 9 years and 1 gorillion sonybux only to release an unfinished mess
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:19:34 PM
No.536640969
>ODST
Kills colonists who disagree with the government = good guyys
>Helldivers
Kills colonists who disagree with the government = bad guys
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:20:00 PM
No.536641009
>>536640886
The spear targeting will break again.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:20:17 PM
No.536641042
>>536641169
Bots or bugs for SC farming?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:21:20 PM
No.536641140
>>536641374
>>536640908
the game was still fucking awful then.... crashes everywhere, unbalanced guns/strats, bugs galore. At least D9 was a blast back then. But those retards never listened to the playerbase AND put alexus in charge of things
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:21:40 PM
No.536641169
>>536641042
whatever, just wash your hands.
And yes, not squids because dif 1 still spawns stingrays for some fucking reason
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:22:34 PM
No.536641284
>>536641514
Trust the plan bros. We'll get real squids soon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCxwK9TxEIc
No more gay zombie shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:02 PM
No.536641339
>>536641678
>>536642308
>>536623906
You and me both
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:10 PM
No.536641354
>>536645294
>>536625887
The ultimate question that will never be answered fully.
Have "fun". Just "play the game".
There is no goal, even if there should have been. Technically doing the Major Orders and winning the galactic war would have been it, however the Swedes constantly make the MOs retarded and unsatisfying and the "war" will keep on going in a stalemate until end of service.
Try to get some fun out of the money you put down for this swede slop and maybe come back every once a few months to play the handful of new content they add.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:24 PM
No.536641374
>>536641140
Don't forget nerfing anything to the dirt that was "popular" according to their excel spreadsheet.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:30 PM
No.536641389
>>536641513
>>536641630
>>536640908
Helldivers 2 was originally going to be an aerial dogfighting game. Where that changed down the line, who knows.
post your drawfag requests and I'll tell you if they're good or not
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:24:46 PM
No.536641513
>>536641389
and now I miss planetside
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:24:47 PM
No.536641514
>>536641284
i literally do not care, fix the game you damn curry fuckniggers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:23 PM
No.536641574
>>536640720
>use a good engine
you can swap the engine but the swedejank will remain
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:33 PM
No.536641593
>>536641867
>>536640886
I'm betting on them breaking the Eruptor again somehow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:56 PM
No.536641630
>>536642219
>>536641389
They never said this.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:26:22 PM
No.536641678
>>536641339
we need a helldivers 2 booru with an occasionally active admin for it that won't let the certificate expire preventing people from logging in LOOKING AT YOU, BOTH RISK OF RAIN BOORU ADMINS
>>536641512
Draw one of those mutilated seaf guys from a bot camp but make it alexus. Make multiple drawings of different deaths because there are so many ways in which I wish to see him perish
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:27:52 PM
No.536641839
>>536643570
>>536641512
that image but seafchan drawing on the wall with a squigger's dismembered arm
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:00 PM
No.536641850
>>536642149
>>536642431
>>536641720
I won't draw guro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:11 PM
No.536641867
>>536642046
>>536641593
>shrapnel teleports to teamamtes
>game crashes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:25 PM
No.536641897
>>536642031
>>536640869
After the title update maybe, but not at release, also the BR just felt vastly better to play with.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:31 PM
No.536641907
>>536640720
bro your new fortnite season?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:32 PM
No.536641909
>>536638925
Anon drew that
>>536641512
uhhh
robutt pomfing on the bed
only she weighs 200kg and falls through the mattress
>>536641897
the BR wasn't in reach
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:29:56 PM
No.536642046
>>536641867
Anon, the shrapnel already teleports to teammates
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:30:02 PM
No.536642051
>>536642505
>>536639267
Neither are the helghast
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:30:30 PM
No.536642106
>>536636208
>>536636267
>>536636596
not only will you get good PR for SC being farmable, random retards on chinese cartoon forums will defend you because you're not on the level of gacha, korean MMOs or warframe
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:30:49 PM
No.536642149
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:13 PM
No.536642190
>>536643570
>>536641512
two helldivers wearing force of law armors writing a speed ticket for the third one in a frv
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:27 PM
No.536642217
>he's so insecure that he can only roleplay as characters that agree with him idealogically
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:28 PM
No.536642219
>>536641630
I'm gonna rape you.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241882459524/76561198126520852
D10, robots.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:36 PM
No.536642242
>>536642031
I know, we went from the BR in 3 to the DMR in Reach, I'm comparing the two between the two games.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:32:24 PM
No.536642308
>>536641339
Post them all anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:32 PM
No.536642427
>>536641720
anon you need to see a shrink
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:37 PM
No.536642431
>>536642747
>>536643570
>>536641850
>I won't draw guro
>but I probably will draw hypersexualized underage seaf girls getting hentai'd by enemies
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:54 PM
No.536642459
>>536643570
>>536641512
Eagle-1 lewdly lubricating a gun barrel...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:34:23 PM
No.536642505
>>536642051
this, imagine being called bad guys for wanting revenge after getting stranded on a hellscape by the self righteous space khazar fleet
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:34:27 PM
No.536642510
>>536642031
>only she weighs 200kg
My kind of woman.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:35:22 PM
No.536642612
>>536643570
>>536649773
>>536641512
Eagle-chan sucking cock
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:36:17 PM
No.536642689
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:36:50 PM
No.536642747
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:37:13 PM
No.536642783
>>536643570
>>536641512
Seaf-chan either back to back fighting with a Helldiver, or comparing kill counts and in awe of the latter
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:37:21 PM
No.536642796
>>536643347
>>536639843
>more subfactions means a wider arrangement of loadouts or forcing the swedes to make useless guns useful
>players have more enemies whose gimmicks can scratch many itches fostering engagement and spread the word
>subfactions actively alter galactic map like nigger lightning bots disabling the dss
>longer and wider fronts with each subfaction spicing tactics and gameplay on top of the mission modifiers
Vgh...vgh...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:37:40 PM
No.536642831
>>536643570
>>536641512
SEAFie and a Helldiver knee deep in dead squids, with both of them firing their MGs into an incoming voteless horde
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:21 PM
No.536642909
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:44 PM
No.536642945
>>536642986
>>536645462
Soooooooon...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:55 PM
No.536642961
>>536643570
>>536641512
Eagle-1 and SEAF-chan getting SQUIDED RAW
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:59 PM
No.536642965
>>536643060
>keep seeing super destroyers wrecked in the atmosphere
>no super destroyer wreckage map
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:12 PM
No.536642986
>>536643075
>>536642945
fake and gay AI shit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:20 PM
No.536642997
>>536643586
>>536642227
crashed or full?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:39 PM
No.536643035
>>536642227
Pool is closed.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:56 PM
No.536643060
>>536643280
>>536642965
destroyers don't get blown up on terminid planets which is kinda funny.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:40:03 PM
No.536643075
>>536642986
Hello, Alexus.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:40:52 PM
No.536643145
>>536643640
>>536652012
>>536641512
This with a Helldiver throwing a firework grenade to the side.
>>536635561
Why warp pack? Afaik they removed the exploit where you could get into bunkers solo with it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:41:39 PM
No.536643239
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:41:49 PM
No.536643262
>>536660861
>>536643165
Dive warp, it never stopped working
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:41:55 PM
No.536643270
>>536660861
>>536643165
It still works. You just have to dive straight in an activate.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:00 PM
No.536643280
>>536643339
>>536643060
It really makes me wonder how we can even lose control of planets against bugs when super destroyers could just stay in orbit and bombard them with zero bug counterplay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:14 PM
No.536643303
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:25 PM
No.536643313
>>536643586
>>536643905
since other is full
d10 any
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241883072243/76561198027910192
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:41 PM
No.536643339
>>536643280
they live underground
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:45 PM
No.536643347
>>536642796
you forgot
>reddit complains about being forced to fight the bullet hell bots and withdraws updoots
>all the cool new shit is rendered irrelevant and gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:44:52 PM
No.536643570
>>536643773
>>536642190
I like this one, I'm picturing an urban tileset and the driver is upset because voteless are approaching, but the cops are writing him a ticket anyway
>>536642031
not a fan of the robutt design but I do want to do something with the instructor bots from the first helldivers
>>536642459
I think standard pinup girl poses would be a little out of character for Eagle-1. I picture her as more of a tomboy
>>536642612
not off the table
>>536642783
>>536642831
I like these. I think the depiction of seaf-chan as a flowery naive girl is kinda boring, so I'd depict her as bloodthirsty and a little psycho when fighting the illuminate for some gap moe.
>>536641720
>>536641839
>>536642431
>>536642961
seek help
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:45:04 PM
No.536643586
>>536643760
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:45:28 PM
No.536643640
>>536641512
I was going to say Eagle Eagle-1-chan laying my eggs but I want
>>536643145 instead.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:36 PM
No.536643753
>Bug breaches indicate that bugd have miles-long intricate subterranean hole networks
>all we really do is close up the holes in their "nests"
>By denying them above-ground feeding they probably just die underground, turning into E-710 wells to be pumped
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:42 PM
No.536643760
>>536643586
ew! no way, coomer
added your id to the filters
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:48 PM
No.536643773
>>536643570
it doesn't need to be robutt, but you do you
it could be one of these fembots
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:47:57 PM
No.536643905
you will buy the halo collab and you will like it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:50:09 PM
No.536644142
>>536644002
there's nothing in it that I don't already have. good day
>xbots will have to grind 250+ medals to get their junk
Bwuahahah, they think they will have it immediately.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:50:52 PM
No.536644235
>>536644002
i will not because i don't own the game, i just like the thread and think everything is cool
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:51:57 PM
No.536644341
>>536644002
I hope there will be a normal warbond on thursday
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:52:42 PM
No.536644423
>>536644721
So the 26th will also be a performance patch right? They're totally ready for it to be able to run on xbox right?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:53:13 PM
No.536644493
>>536644002
Why would I buy the collab? I'm just a Darktide player
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:54:05 PM
No.536644581
Tomorrow I'll be kidnapping D1 cadets and bringing them to D10
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:54:05 PM
No.536644582
>>536644185
to be fair we will have to grind over 250 medals since no warbond can be completed with just 250 medals that being said fucking increase the medal level cap 250 is too fucking small
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:54:23 PM
No.536644613
>>536644185
>165 medals from three major orders
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:55:24 PM
No.536644721
>>536644423
considering the port is being handled by another company, it will probably have better performance than ps5 or pc
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:55:48 PM
No.536644754
>>536654729
>>536644185
they'll have to pay 15 bucks for the halo warbond first
really, I wonder how they're gonna react to opening the warbond page and being greeted by 100+ bucks worth of battlepasses
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:56:53 PM
No.536644864
Damn, Curia is awesome for grinding, minus the meteor storms I guess.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:57:02 PM
No.536644889
>>536646090
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:57:43 PM
No.536644972
>>536645334
>>536649320
Is it just me or is the Lib Carbine underwhelming? I got it and loved it at first. But it just feels like it has zero ammo. I got it all the way up to 24, I have the drums, still feels like it pisses everything out in ten seconds on higher difficulties.
Bugs? Actually real solid, does feel like a Smallwart, but still runs out fast and doesn't justify taking like AT only as a secondary. Bots? Can headshot I guess, but better served taking almost anything else or Libpen. Illuminate? Seems like it'd be good. Chaff kills, focus down Overseers. But if you consistently fight for even two minutes your whole reserve is gone.
Most fun I've had with it was actually the short mags and supply pack to just basically never stop firing/fast reloading. I feel like I'm missing something but it feels super underwhelming resource wise compared to how many people say it's top-tier.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:58:00 PM
No.536644994
>>536645325
AIEEEEEEE STALKER CHAN THAT'S MY GUN DON'T PLAY WITH IT
what if the patch and launch will be unmitigated disasters?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:00:28 PM
No.536645232
>>536645353
>>536660942
Alexus status?
J.O.E.L status?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:02 PM
No.536645294
>>536646491
>>536641354
Thatโs also a bit confusing. I thought it was gonna be something like foxhole where you actually do conquer some territory, but Iโve seen none of that so far
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:16 PM
No.536645325
>>536645719
>>536644994
I just learned those aren't tongues but tendrils like the impaler has.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:21 PM
No.536645334
>>536649021
>>536644972
What they don't tell you is that a LibCarb Drum build only really gets much mileage with Siege Ready and being ready to get resupplies or a supply pack on standby. You burn through ammo so much in this game just through chaff alone, never mind taking down tougher foes, that a buzzsaw like the Knight or LibCarb is sitting on full mags to empty in less than a minute of big fighting.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:30 PM
No.536645353
>>536645232
>Alexus status?
plotting more (((bugfixes)))
>J.O.E.L status?
Preparing more impossible defenses
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:02:29 PM
No.536645462
>>536645550
>>536652568
>>536642945
I dont think they'll he here tomorrow. But they definitely will get here like....next Major update at the latest. Trust
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:22 PM
No.536645550
>>536645462
>next Major update
at the rate major updates add enemies they won't have their full roster until 2028
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:35 PM
No.536645569
>>536645045
>what if the patch and launch will be unmitigated disasters?
>what if
it's a certainty the launch of the game and every other major event of this game has come with various drawback and disasters of their own i'll just be glad to be able to play the game above 20 fps and not constant crashes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.536645719
>>536646014
>>536645325
Speaking of >impliers, the increased spawn is really making me hate how their tentacles still shoot up your ass for one last fuck you while the main body's dead
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:05:55 PM
No.536645845
>>536645045
>what if
I don't think AH ever released a patch that wasn't at least a technical disaster
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:07:33 PM
No.536646014
>>536645719
Arrowhead QC: PASSED
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:08:13 PM
No.536646090
>>536646227
>>536644889
remember not to seekrit yourself more than 800 vbux an hour
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:09:23 PM
No.536646227
There was a patrol in the distance in my last lobby, charger leading a bigass pack of hunters. Popped an ABRL over yonder, instant red skull x40-something and I splooged a little
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:11:53 PM
No.536646491
>>536645294
you technically do, it's just obfuscated and delayed and on a large scale and not thought out as well and also fudged
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:12:45 PM
No.536646568
>>536646648
>>536646897
>>536646231
I work on this diver's super destroyer and I replaced all the senator ammo with blanks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:13:23 PM
No.536646648
>>536646897
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:13:28 PM
No.536646654
>>536644002
>buy
i have almost 7k SC im good for this year
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:45 PM
No.536646897
>>536646568
>>536646648
Healthy democratic divers get too close to illegal broadcasts, get pumped with massive dose of unrealistic bot propaganda, doesn't feel good and changes - SOCIALISM. Many such cases!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:18:31 PM
No.536647164
>>536641512
More of this little tease
Once mr arrow in head discovers all of you that downloaded and used the cheats, he'll revoke them all and put you in the negatives just you wait...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:19:31 PM
No.536647282
>>536621630
You're brown if you use a microphone without also:
>Using push to talk
or
>taking the time to adjust activation threshold settings so that it doesn't trigger off of background noise/breathing/etc
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:20:39 PM
No.536647409
>>536647787
>>536647212
Meh. I grinded up to 1200 just by playing, and then put $10 down so I can have prep towards another Warbond as a new player. Been enjoying my time and the game was a gift, so whatever.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:20:55 PM
No.536647441
>>536647787
>>536647212
unironically, if they even do, which they won't, it's pretty easy
they actually keep track of the SC you picked up vs SC you bought
they're required to do so by japanese law; in case they were to ever shut down the game completely, they have to reimburse the players for all the currency they purchased in the game
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:21:31 PM
No.536647494
>>536647212
oh no! what will I do without access to all the frequent and compelling additions to my favorite game, Helldivers 2?!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:25 PM
No.536647787
>>536647970
>>536647409
>bragging about being a chump
>>536647441
I'll take easily identifiable falsehoods forr 500, alex
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:48 PM
No.536647824
>>536647998
>>536625082
>>536628306
>2142 was the last good battlefield game
I agree, but bad company 2 was an honorable spinoff.
One another note, I'm surprised that we didn't delve further down the timeline where corporations would shoehorn their adds into virtual gamespaces. 2142 had pepsi/intel/etc adds on the ingame billboards by the end.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:55 PM
No.536647839
imagine manlet eravin getting pinned down and stripped naked and having his virgin anus torn asunder by a jiralhanae war chief all while his screams and crying echo throughout the palace of pain and a mixture of his blood, semen, tears, and shit form a massive puddle under him and jega rdomnai stands to the side, mop for a hand, watching with a horrified expression not at the grizzling of the e-celeb, but jealous that it wasn't him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:55 PM
No.536647840
>>536646231
You destroyed her home helldiver...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:59 PM
No.536647847
Wtf are these bug niggas doing with the ultimatum bros, I'm seeing point-blank detonations here
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:11 PM
No.536647970
>>536649323
>>536647787
>I'll take easily identifiable falsehoods forr 500, alex
if you say so
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:17 PM
No.536647980
>>536648254
>>536648293
QRD on Dominator?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:26 PM
No.536647998
>>536648501
>>536647824
They already do that anon, and people are paying for them. They're called Crossovers and Collabs now. You can buy Jordan's shoes in Fortnite and approved NBA emotes. Amongst other things im not aware of because i don't play many games.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:54 PM
No.536648053
>>536648840
bot high value defence mission be like
>factory strider
>factory strider
>war strider
>factory strider
>war strider
>war strider
>factory strider
Bug defence mission be like
>10 bajillion tiny roachers
>a few warriors
>uuuuuuh hive guards
>and a bile titan once every 5 minutes
Why?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:28:47 PM
No.536648254
>>536647980
If only it had better ergonomic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:29:09 PM
No.536648293
>>536647980
Better slugger
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:29:18 PM
No.536648309
>>536648394
need arrows mod.
I couldn't resist and bought another warbond
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:30:03 PM
No.536648389
>>536648474
is the warbond dropping at 9 pm today or at 2 am tomorrow?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:30:05 PM
No.536648394
>>536648309
Be careful....
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:30:53 PM
No.536648474
>>536649028
>>536648389
around 11 am tomorrow, swede time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:31:06 PM
No.536648501
>>536648663
>>536648707
>>536647998
I know Japan's gacha games collab with random shit like KFC, and fortnite is fortnite, but for a moment it looked like it might become standard for virtual advertisements to weasel their way into virtual billboards and posters, but then it didn't continue.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:32:27 PM
No.536648663
>>536648501
KFC asked and begged to collab with uma musume btw
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:32:49 PM
No.536648707
>>536648941
>>536648501
I think Japan in general just loves their wacky advertising.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:33:54 PM
No.536648828
>>536649371
so do we have any stats on the halo weapons yet
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:34:03 PM
No.536648840
>>536648053
Because they broke spawns on those missions ages ago when they changed how eradicate works and in true swigger fashion never bothered to fix it for months on end
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:34:50 PM
No.536648941
>>536649129
>>536649234
>>536648707
Shit, forgot to put the image in. KFC is all over the place there, they pretty much treat it like a holiday delicacy of exotic food.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:35:38 PM
No.536649021
>>536645334
You know what, you absolutely nailed it in one. I need to try it again with Siege Ready, but frankly there's weapons I have to build around that are much more unique and impressive if it'll lock me into just one. But that's my exact experience. It was effective and fun enough, the drum gave it a little edge, but Jesus it was done in literally four minutes of a hot drop on an Illuminate city. Down to the bone, sidearm included.
>Knight
Honestly, it felt even better. They feel like they fill a similar niche, but the Knight is more accurate and it's one-handed. Haven't even got the extended mag for it yet, but space P90 feels more fun if still a similar ammo sink. Shame because I love the Stalwart, but it's the only one with the ammo to keep up with it and I want to take other supports.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:35:42 PM
No.536649028
>>536649325
>>536648474
>5 AM pst
GET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:36:34 PM
No.536649129
>>536648941
imagine if they had access to popeyes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:37:35 PM
No.536649234
>>536652306
>>536648941
KFC is a christmas meal over in Japan, yeah. Something to do with Colonel Sanders looking like Santa I think.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:07 PM
No.536649282
>>536649370
>>536649554
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:31 PM
No.536649320
>>536644972
honestly if you want to dish out volume from your primary slot that much you should go full homo and just stroke the dickle
otherwise you should remember that ARs have multiple firemodes and can do more than magdump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:32 PM
No.536649323
>>536649479
>>536649639
>>536647970
to be fair to that retard they only have to do that in japan and japan got there own server because of this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:32 PM
No.536649325
>>536659153
>>536649028
>he has to wait 6 hours to get the update
lmao
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:59 PM
No.536649370
>>536649282
This meme was never funny
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:59 PM
No.536649371
>>536649485
>>536648828
shotgun does 585 damage, 100% durable, with an 8x multiplier on fleshmobs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:40:03 PM
No.536649479
>>536649323
it also doesn't imply that they're tracking found SC, only that they'd track the SC they'd have to refund
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:40:07 PM
No.536649485
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:40:52 PM
No.536649554
>>536649282
This meme was always funny
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:41:42 PM
No.536649639
>>536649832
>>536649323
I'm pretty sure they got rid of their own version about a year ago, alongside with making the japanese voice pack available for everyone - that being said, it's safe to assume if they CAN track them for nips, they can do the same for the rest; whether they give half as much shit about it is another matter completely
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:42:59 PM
No.536649773
>>536642612
I'll do it whenever I feel like it. Pray I do not simply fall asleep when I get back from the wagie cage.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:43:38 PM
No.536649832
>>536649639
paypigs will literally make shit up to justify their findom fetish
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:48:35 PM
No.536650331
>grind for a week with a buddy
>up to an hour a day while fucking about
>no mods, no cheats
>got enough SC to buy all the warbonds and a few super store armors
And I didn't even redeem all of the the warbond cashbacks.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:53:58 PM
No.536650906
>>536651046
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:55:13 PM
No.536651046
>>536651480
>>536650906
>slowed+reverb
no way zoomer
I asked yesterday but got nothing so
>Democracy provoking image
Is there a unified source/graph for the durable damage values of HD2 weapons or do I literally have to go through each weapon's wiki pages individually?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:57:08 PM
No.536651220
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:58:32 PM
No.536651379
>>536651157
>posting udders after /hdg/ was confirmed ass-men
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:59:17 PM
No.536651480
>>536651786
>>536651046
wouldn't zoomers set it to 2x speed?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:59:19 PM
No.536651485
>>536652480
>>536651157
have you ever seen a woman irl?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:01:04 PM
No.536651662
>>536616893 (OP)
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
remove this from the OP
it's dead and despite the retard's melty about not including it a long time ago, it lasted less time than the other spreadsheet
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:01:15 PM
No.536651685
>>536651157
divers.gg has info, but there's no unified graph that I know of. if one exists, it's either buried in some discord or the archives of reddit. be a hero anon, make the graph yourself and then despair as the swedes rebalance everything across the board a week after you're done
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:02:07 PM
No.536651786
>>536651480
nightcore is millenial chic, daycore is zoomer chic
When are you going to start calling them gen alpha or alphoomers or whatever? Zoomers are nearly 30.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:02:43 PM
No.536651863
>>536619613
McGrouch, easily. Sometimes he's even kinda based, like when he did a shotgun tier list and threw the cookout at the bottom of the list
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:03:29 PM
No.536651941
>>536651813
they should just be called gen braindead faggot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:09 PM
No.536652003
Do you pick armor you like and assemble your loadout around its perks, or do you pick a loadout you like and choose your armor accordingly?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:10 PM
No.536652005
>>536621086
i hope we dont get more loud black people
majority seem to be that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:11 PM
No.536652007
>>536651813
when that's who I'm talking about
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:14 PM
No.536652012
>>536643145
Please draw this with these exact proportions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:52 PM
No.536652092
>>536651813
i'll do what i have always done
call people retards and underage instead of trying to pretend i'm hip with new lingo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:06:05 PM
No.536652235
when warbond
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:06:48 PM
No.536652306
>>536649234
KFC gaslit the Japanese with an advertising campaign that Americans ate KFC at christmas so the Japanese started doing it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:08:28 PM
No.536652480
>>536652748
>>536651485
Sure did, that's why I'm 2Dsexual.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:09:17 PM
No.536652568
>>536652830
>>536645462
Anon.... tomorrow IS a major update.
"light of Democracy" drops tomorrow, leaked by the French playstation xitter.
wait so the bugs are used as a fuel source? woah...
i need someone with media literacy to help break this down for us
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:10:49 PM
No.536652748
>>536652951
>>536652480
this, real women smell like rotting fish every few weeks and are generally disgusting
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:10:52 PM
No.536652749
>>536653368
>>536654689
I'm fucking cumming, bros
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:11:40 PM
No.536652830
>>536652568
What's it gonna be?
A squid MO to kill 6 gorillion overseers with a halo collab cape reward?
swedes never deliver
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:11:42 PM
No.536652836
>>536652663
The bugs break down into the very valuable Element 710. Which is a funny joke but E710 crystals are a viable Rare sample so it's not just literally crude oil.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:12:50 PM
No.536652951
>>536657243
>>536652748
That's why I enjoy tasty gock instead of gross fish slits.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:13:32 PM
No.536653038
>>536652663
>help break this down for us
here
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:13:43 PM
No.536653050
>>536652663
>bugs filled with space oil
>hmm how do we get more space oil
>i know, lets experiment and breed them on remote planets, let them get overrun and give ourselves the excuse to raid those worlds so we can harvest the new excesses
>oh, those pesky colonists aren't happy about it? eh. let em all die, and we'll shut down their attempts to get the truth out and sweep the aftermath.
at least that's one interpretation i know of
I got the super citizen edition for the Xbox so I get a premium war bond token. Which one should I use it on? I doubt itโll be able to get the ODST war bond.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:15:34 PM
No.536653249
>>536653174
demo deto or polar patriots
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:15 PM
No.536653310
>>536653174
yeah it doesn't count for the Legendary, only Premium. most will generally recommend Democratic Detonation as a good starter.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:18 PM
No.536653319
>>536653174
You probably will, that's almost surely what it's intended for. If not then get democratic detonation
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:38 PM
No.536653368
>>536654578
>>536652749
I'd gotten one of these 11 times by now. I've purchased all 14 current warbonds, purchased the two Extra padding armors and all the weapons from the super store, and I have enough for both the upcoming warbonds but that's about it. People say it's 1% drop chance but I think that's undershooting it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:19:28 PM
No.536653669
>>536653174
I'm sorry you were tricked by the advertisements, this game actually sucks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:20:15 PM
No.536653749
>>536622871
Eravin basically single handedly killed all the sales for the masters of ceremony over night. He was 1000% right though
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:23:35 PM
No.536654097
>>536653174
I'm shocked they didn't give you xbros the ODST warbond for free. Kind of a dick move to make you pay twice.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:25:37 PM
No.536654325
>>536654193
anon what do you expect from an early access game
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:25:37 PM
No.536654327
>>536654495
>>536654193
>Xcucks pay for game
>They have to pay twice
>Xcucks rage quit because they cant live out their gaylo fantasies
>Were left with the warbond all to ourselves
UHHH B-B-B-BASED???
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:27:08 PM
No.536654495
>>536654654
>>536654327
you underestimate the self-loathing of the average halo fan
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:27:56 PM
No.536654578
>>536653368
So far I've gotten like 4 or 5 warbonds since I started playing casually like 2 months ago, and have seen 3~4 so far, it's not that bad at all, it's actually way better than with other games that do that fucking faggot garbage of "just grind to buy your premium shit, bro", I fucking hate korean MMOs, anyway, it's not that bad yeah.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:28:41 PM
No.536654654
>>536655110
>>536660398
>>536654495
Halo fan here, we're not wise with our money.
>>536652749
fake and gay
I've got over 800h in this game and I never saw a single 100SC pickup
They're fake. This image is photoshopped.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:29:13 PM
No.536654729
>>536644754
"Wow bro this is just like fortnite"
Does make me wonder why people have to pay for base game if it's just a DLC slop fest.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:29:48 PM
No.536654796
>>536654689
you can get them pretty easily by calling down 10 resupply pods
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:32:54 PM
No.536655110
>>536655638
>>536654654
>Halo game releases
>multiplayer is great
>Map pack released
>multiplayer lobbies divided into DLC and non-DLC map rotations
>player base instantly stratified between baseline players and DLC purchasers
>Even more map packs released
>Baseline players literally can only use one lobby
>remaining lobbies have very long matchmaking times to play with the same 15 people
>Game types for the baseline rotation bad on purpose to push DLC ownership
Do you think Helldivers 2 wouldve survived without the humour but kept the Starship Troopers level of action and cheese?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:34:34 PM
No.536655279
>>536655208
Yes I do think that pizza would still be popular if pepperoni was not invented.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:34:39 PM
No.536655290
>>536655537
>>536655208
yes because there's an embarrassing number of people that don't understand the humor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:36:49 PM
No.536655504
>>536655208
no, because joel and alexus would still exist
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:37:04 PM
No.536655537
>>536655290
You mean like 99% of the player base when we had shit like "nuke troopers with railcannons"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:37:56 PM
No.536655638
>>536655110
It's actually kind of funny that for as many people there are that shit on Infinite for justified reasons, it's still the most consistent, accessible and unified game for MP in the series now after all its updates, shit hit registration aside; even private lobbies with MCC aren't as stable. And as much as people absolutely hate the live service model nightmare the industry has become, you're also getting a situation where "DLC" is always seasonal or gradual releases that everyone gets instead of segregation of a playerbase between who does and doesn't have map packs and other shit.
Folks can't really go throwing everything under one whole "GET THIS THE FUCK OUTTA MY INDUSTRY" shit when there are counter-points of good developments buried beneath the greedy controversies and rushed releases.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:38:31 PM
No.536655708
>>536657792
>>536654689
I just got another 100 SC drop, lol, sorry bro
The bad thing about the Halobond is that it is a collab with non upgradeable weapons. After a few missions players are incentivized to return to their normal choices because they would be wasting weapon XP otherwise. Unless one of them is so meta defining that it replaces the last best choice in class this will inevitably affect everyone. I wish there was a way to collect XP for other weapons at a converted ratio or be able to use req points for that.
Ironsights uploaded a teaser of new Illuminate stuff to come tomorrow.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:41:24 PM
No.536656036
>>536655834
Or like when ever you would "level up" a crossover weapon you get an xp booster you could use on another weapon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:41:38 PM
No.536656059
>>536656150
>>536655834
fuck metasloppa players
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:42:25 PM
No.536656150
>>536656445
>>536656059
yeah weapon customization was a mistake
>DUDE I NEED TO GET THE 200 ROUND MAG AND GRIP THAT REDUCES RECOIL TO 0!!!
>>536655936
That guy's 100% a plant, right?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:43:15 PM
No.536656251
>>536653174
Polar patriots for best plasma gun.
Democratic detonation for grenade pistol, the potato smasher grenade and Eruptor.
Steeled veterans for the revolver.
Viper commando for superior liberator (Liberator carbine).
Freedom's flame for cookout.
Chemical agents for gas grenade, healing pistol and braap drone.
Urban legends for lawn chair cannon.
Servants of freedom for ALL THE NUKES.
Borderline justice for infinite laser revolver, hover pack and cowboy repeater.
Masters of ceremony for the sword.
Force of law for electric grenade launcher, unless they have already nerfed it.
Control group for teleporter backpack and funny volley gun, laser turret is also ok.
Anything else is not worth your time.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:44:15 PM
No.536656375
>>536657385
>>536655936
No way.. Our femdivers aren't being stolen and claimed by Overseer cock right bros???
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:44:46 PM
No.536656430
>>536656772
>>536655834
Just give them customization but stat-only, it's the most reasonable compromise. Also fucking give the Halt and Cookout their muzzle attachments already god dammit, shotguns are useless without the full choke.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:44:54 PM
No.536656445
>>536656150
the upgrades are so miniscule I haven't even bothered trying to grind weapons, it's just a money sink
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:45:26 PM
No.536656513
>>536655834
Honestly I'm finding that the weapon attachments and hidden stat shit don't actually make as big a difference as some people make it out to be. The entire game was designed to be playable with these weapons as is, even if shit like the Pacifier or Pummeler are garbage for solo runs. Unless they get rebalanced or overhauled, or more attachments in the future significantly change how the game plays out, only the obsessive compulsive REALLY need to go grinding weapon XP, and that's done at one's own pace anyway. There's an audience for suppressed weapons, and actually having them be mainstays with decent ammo pools versus a crossbow or certain energy stuff will give them their own niche at least.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:46:21 PM
No.536656610
>>536656854
>>536656974
>>536653174
Any warbond is good save cutting edge and masters of ceremony.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:47:38 PM
No.536656750
>>536657385
>>536655936
Why does she have an Illuminate tattoo on her ass?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:47:53 PM
No.536656772
>>536656430
Full choke halt would just be a better slugger
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:48:36 PM
No.536656854
>>536659617
>>536656610
Pyrotech is great
Lockstep is fun
It's funny getting instant kicked for bringing the One True Flag
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:49:17 PM
No.536656936
>>536655834
Shotgun leak says 585 damage, I bet it'll see some use. I still use the Killzone ar and smg all the time.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:49:41 PM
No.536656974
>>536656610
amendment is the best ap2 weapon, armors are ok after the passive buff and the pyrotechs are great if status effects work, wtf are you on about?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:49:55 PM
No.536657002
>>536655834
I've already upgraded everything I care about. The only problem is that the shotgun won't have a choke option and its going to need some insane damage to balance out.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:52:09 PM
No.536657243
>>536659579
>>536652951
that is man cock
you are gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:52:52 PM
No.536657326
>>536656236
Maybie not at first. But he's definitely on the devs payroll somehow. France and Sweden are collaborating for dark purposes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:53:25 PM
No.536657385
>>536656375
>>536656750
They're taking our women bros...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:53:52 PM
No.536657425
>>536653174
servants of freedom or demo detonation
DD is a CRUTCH tho
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:57:22 PM
No.536657792
>>536658552
>>536655708
post ur farmin loadout pls
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:57:59 PM
No.536657863
>>536656236
>cat ear helmet
kill them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:01:58 PM
No.536658254
>>536658710
Why are there so many cucks in this general?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:02:10 PM
No.536658276
>>536619681
>I see the Justice's release as clearly and plainly as I see you now!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:02:15 PM
No.536658286
>>536654689
You're definitely just unlucky, I've gotten 3 this year.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:03:20 PM
No.536658398
>>536656236
probably? they made his ass close the discord and he was relatively quiet until exactly 2 weeks before this patch drop
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:04:45 PM
No.536658537
>>536621147
The game would crumble under the weight and probably delete the source code or something.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:04:54 PM
No.536658552
>>536657792
NTA but
>Ejaculator to bust cargo doors, or whatever, doesn't matter
>grenade pistol to bust cargo doors, or whatever, doesn't matter
>impact grenades to bust cargo doors most quickly but most grenades work anyway
>Warp pack to bust through bunkers, can also be used to break cargo doors but it's really finnicky
>MG-43 sentry to tell any patrols that find you to fuck off
>Machine sentry, see above
>FRV for transport
>Any max speed light armor, the ODST armor looks ideal for it because you can't break your legs and can see POI's from further
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:05:12 PM
No.536658591
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:05:41 PM
No.536658647
I do wish this game had a dialogue system like Darktide
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:06:21 PM
No.536658710
>>536658254
it's literally just the one guy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:07:13 PM
No.536658792
>>536622992
Helldivers 2 is an ass game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:07:38 PM
No.536658848
>>536622082
>last open mic I encountered was on Battlefield 1 a few days ago
>dude is eating it, sounds like it's coming across at like 8kbps, so much noise and static but at least he has push to talk on
>someone on our team types "damn even the microphones are from WW1"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:07:47 PM
No.536658864
Hello it is I John Gamerdad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:10:34 PM
No.536659153
>>536649325
No I get it "earlier" than them, the point is it's at 5 am pst rather than 2 am pst, i would've hosted a lobby if it was at 2 for me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:10:54 PM
No.536659186
>>536659334
Does anyone else's game start stuttering and shitting out after an hour and a half due to the audio driver memory leak fuckery?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:12:18 PM
No.536659334
>>536659186
yes
no fix available
just restart it and hope it'll be fixed come tomorrow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:12:54 PM
No.536659402
>>536659716
Halo dropping at the usual store rotation timer change?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:13:54 PM
No.536659516
>>536634278
the low amount of chaff makes the current meta stronger
only needing 1 or 2 AT support call ins so the chaff killers get picked more
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:29 PM
No.536659579
>>536659980
>>536662087
>>536657243
I'm bisexual thank you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:34 PM
No.536659591
>>536629005
Remember The Three Ts:
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:46 PM
No.536659617
>>536659739
>>536656854
Flame nades over shadow pyro tech so much right now it's not even funny.
Specially after they nerfed pyro nades like twice.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:15:32 PM
No.536659687
>>536652663
It's actually a metaphor for how greedy white americans use poor latinx and turkish labor to fuel their capitalistic machines or something along those lines, yeah
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:15:45 PM
No.536659716
>>536660053
>>536659402
Warbonds drop on Thursdays
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:15:57 PM
No.536659739
>>536659617
I can close more bug holes with pyro tech because I can hold more, that's all I use them for on bug front anyway
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:16:00 PM
No.536659747
>>536655936
I can't believe it... she prefers tentacles to tiny human penis...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:16:13 PM
No.536659758
>>536660197
incel bots are just so cool to fight, their hulks are actually scary, the firefights are actually high stakes, and they insta-fry any bugshitter attempting cqb tactics
the perfect faction
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:13 PM
No.536659980
>>536661230
>>536665062
>>536659579
You're either straight or you're a faggot. The rope is coming for you too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:28 PM
No.536660010
>>536663367
What's the likelihood that the fourth faction is added tomorrow?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:51 PM
No.536660053
>>536660134
>>536659716
pretty much every article ive skimmed and the ODST Warbond trailer itself says its coming on tuesday/26th with the xbox launch
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:19:36 PM
No.536660134
>>536660239
>>536660053
That's the Xbox release
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:20:13 PM
No.536660197
>>536660409
>>536659758
>Out range the fuck out of them
>Sit behind bubble shield with cuck chair
>Only ones having any challenge are bug chads trying to out flame them with the flamethrower
>Yep, hardest sub faction for sure
I like jet brigade and pred strain more.
It's cool how they get in your face and encourage more cc shit. Spore strains pretty cool too, but only because the new break points mix things up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:20:24 PM
No.536660217
>>536662303
>>536638450
Behold!
The average leandiver!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:20:33 PM
No.536660239
>>536660438
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:21:22 PM
No.536660340
>>536654193
>the Halo Fan version is 60 dollars... I just couldn't see it...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:21:58 PM
No.536660398
>>536661526
>>536654654
Is that second armor set from Infinite? It looks fucking sick, probably the best rendition of the Security Officer I've seen.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:22:01 PM
No.536660409
>>536660197
everything happening in a 5m radius got old incredibly fast
I did not sign up for an arena shooter
>>536660239
Yeah halo is xbox version out 26th but warbonds come out thursdays ONLY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:22:24 PM
No.536660453
>>536661241
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:23:56 PM
No.536660610
>>536653174
>I doubt itโll be able to get the ODST war bond.
You cant
Polar patriots is GOAT to use it on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:24:05 PM
No.536660624
>>536667083
Redpillme on Dickle.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:24:18 PM
No.536660645
>>536660724
>>536661005
>>536660438
ODST bond is not part of the regular warbond schedule retard, it's out tomorrow
D10 bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241895058906/76561197989832163
Join... If you dare!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:07 PM
No.536660724
>>536661005
>>536660645
Odst means xvox release out today
halo is warbond and those come thursdays
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:26:04 PM
No.536660815
>>536661043
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:26:04 PM
No.536660817
>>536660995
>>536660438
1. Source on this only being for Xbox
2. That would be retarded, and an extremely naughty move on arrowheads part because they never said that
3. This earbinf is outside their normal warbond schedule
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:26:28 PM
No.536660861
>>536643262
>>536643270
you dont even need to dive, just stay in front of the gate, but not up close, like line it up so you will teleport in the middle and you'll get in
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:26:56 PM
No.536660918
>>536660985
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:10 PM
No.536660942
>>536677806
>>536645232
>Alexus status?
He took full control over the entire studio the moment he broke free from his chains in the basement. And everyone else just stood by and let him do it. The Epoch will NEVER have demo force.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:24 PM
No.536660973
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:30 PM
No.536660985
>>536660918
I accept your concession see you on thursday
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:36 PM
No.536660995
>>536660817
*warbond*. Im not sure how I mistyped it as earbinf
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:38 PM
No.536661005
>>536661164
>>536660724
see
>>536660645
>ODST bond is not part of the regular warbond schedule
>not part of the regular warbond schedule
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:54 PM
No.536661043
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:28:07 PM
No.536661060
Is August 26th thursday
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:02 PM
No.536661164
>>536661267
>>536661295
>>536661005
No warbond come out thursdays ONLY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:31 PM
No.536661230
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:38 PM
No.536661241
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:58 PM
No.536661267
>>536661164
Anon sweetiepie im gonna impregnate your mom if you keep this up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:30:18 PM
No.536661295
>>536661164
it's cosmetic Halo shit, not a real warbond, and it's out tomorrow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:32:18 PM
No.536661526
>>536661725
>>536660398
Yeah, they added some Halo 3-based armor sets a couple months ago, return of the classic Security included, and since you can mix helmets and shoulders with whatever, I used Noble Observer (Jun) colors (fuck Infinite's color system) with Security stuff on the Mirage IIC core.
There's so many problems with Infinite, the monetization and greediness, stupid limitations, etc. But Halo fans obsessed with old armors and references got their wallets slaughtered.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:32:29 PM
No.536661547
>>536661664
>>536661981
D10 jeet brigade
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241896337228/76561198050013591
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:15 PM
No.536661630
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:18 PM
No.536661634
I have my Super Credits READY and I am going to buy the Legendary Warbond IMMEDIATELY to support Super Earth!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:36 PM
No.536661664
>>536661734
>>536661547
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241896337228/76561198050013591
>Lobby is private
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:46 PM
No.536661692
>>536661820
>>536662232
Maybie we'll get armor customization tomorrow. Since Halo is known for its armor customization
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:34:00 PM
No.536661725
>>536661526
Thank god its you!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:34:06 PM
No.536661734
>>536661664
lmao my bad, try again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:34:53 PM
No.536661820
>>536662157
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:36:19 PM
No.536661978
>>536662074
I hope all of you are ready to post your friend codes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:36:24 PM
No.536661981
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:36:45 PM
No.536662014
>>536662536
Post your drip, Helldiver.
Mod Armor gets the rope, no way around it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:37:21 PM
No.536662074
>>536661978
Nobody here uses that feature even though a bunch of anons play together frequently..
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:37:29 PM
No.536662087
>>536659579
that's being indecisively gay with extra steps
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:11 PM
No.536662157
>>536662456
>>536661820
They shadow dropped gun customization so maybie they'll shadow drop armor customization
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:54 PM
No.536662232
>>536662345
>>536669232
>>536661692
I hope so. I want them all in black and yellow.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:39:34 PM
No.536662303
>>536660217
that's a woman
>>536662232
>heres arcitc armor
>lets make it blue and brown lmao
what kinda environment are you gonna use that shit in? the asshole of a na'vi?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:40:58 PM
No.536662456
>>536665863
>>536662157
>shadow dropped
except everyone knew it was coming
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:41:37 PM
No.536662536
>>536662014
I've been wearing the medium Helghast set since it was added but before that I would wear the gray/orange steeled vets body and white helm
Thereโs nothing worth getting in the ODST warbond sadly
Adjudicator sidegrade with no ADS, punisher sidegrade with no ammo, verdict reskinโฆ.. and an smg (lol)
Easiest skipbond, even more than FoL and MoC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:42:29 PM
No.536662617
>>536663237
>>536673864
>Check current MO progress
>AH clearly expects a 33-50% playerbase increase tomorrow
How dumb can (you) get.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:42:31 PM
No.536662620
>>536662345
a planet comprised of copper and cobalt, obviously
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:43:02 PM
No.536662669
>>536662563
that's fine, I had run out of things to spend warbond medals on while trying to get to 150...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:43:32 PM
No.536662713
>>536662563
I'm here to have fun and mix up my playstyles, not be some meta faggot. Dicking around with stealth might be fun.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:45:18 PM
No.536662906
>>536662563
Adjudicator is all about its accuracy and actually does quite nice damage per round so the comparison is not apt imo. The Halo AR is just a worse Libpen. We needed that about as much as yet another pistol and SMG. At least the armor and cape will match well with Halo mods.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:47:26 PM
No.536663097
>>536662345
Helldivers wear black and yellow by default, I don't think camo is a high priority
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:48:33 PM
No.536663203
Lobby doko?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:48:34 PM
No.536663206
>bug MO is somehow the one failing the hardest, projected to reach only 44% before the MO ends
>even squids are up to 74%
bug sisters...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:48:48 PM
No.536663237
>>536662617
could happen through halo member berries, plenty of halo manchildren on ps5 and pc
Do you think they'll ever add random FRVs or Exosuits to missions like how there's already gear lying around?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:50:00 PM
No.536663351
>>536662563
Metatrannies are so fucking gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:50:07 PM
No.536663367
>>536660010
100%
In my dreams...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:50:57 PM
No.536663448
>>536662345
It's actually surprisingly useful for night camo or low light environments. Black stands out surprisingly well in the dark, especially against light, but blue can be played off as shadows much more easily. Especially in rocky terrain too, the brown helps blend in well
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:52:14 PM
No.536663578
>>536663341
There are sometimes FRVs in the city sections of maps already.
Maybe they'll have exosuits around at some point.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241897963829/76561198026977961
d10 squiddys
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:53:25 PM
No.536663692
>>536663623
>squids
yeah no
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:54:01 PM
No.536663753
>>536663341
They technically did on Tien Kwan, except they actually have to make an entirely separate biome for this. (And then they deleted it so when Tien Kwan was invaded, you'd automatically crash because you tried to dive on a planet with no biome)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:54:50 PM
No.536663848
>>536663341
new update exosuits can now be found at some POI's (sub 1% chance to spawn) but to balance this players can now only summon ONE (1) exo a mission
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:55:04 PM
No.536663871
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:55:55 PM
No.536663952
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:57:21 PM
No.536664097
>>536664231
>>536664321
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:57:47 PM
No.536664140
>>536664353
>>536663623
where do you enter this?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:58:35 PM
No.536664231
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:59:19 PM
No.536664317
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:59:23 PM
No.536664321
>>536664547
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:59:41 PM
No.536664353
>>536664140
browser adress bar
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:01:28 PM
No.536664547
>>536664761
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:01 PM
No.536664704
>>536665889
>>536660658
D10 bots
2/4 again, join in!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:32 PM
No.536664761
>>536664986
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:05:33 PM
No.536664986
>>536665198
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:01 PM
No.536665037
>talon, but rifle
>bigger heatsink but still requires care
>better aiming
>not even any more damage required
>more ammo than a Diligence CS
>faster firing than the deadeye
>Domiantor, but pistol
>for when you absolutely need to fuck that durable fucker through the flaceplate
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:13 PM
No.536665059
>Make liberation rate static balanced around 40,000 concurrent players (or whatever the PC+console average ends up being) liberating one planet in a week
>Run script that causes two attacks every time a planet is liberated
>Because liberation rate is static, actually having more players is beneficial
>This makes players promote your game for free
>Rebalance liberation rate if average concurrent players stays up for more than a month
>If players wipe a faction, it stays wiped until an event
>It all factions are beaten, the map resets with a congratulations message and all factions are repopulated
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:15 PM
No.536665062
>>536665239
>>536665641
>>536659980
okay but what if you are a hermaphrodite and are fine with either?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:07:35 PM
No.536665198
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:07:57 PM
No.536665239
>>536665062
Real hermaphrodites only have one functional set of gonads.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:09:59 PM
No.536665463
>>536665835
>>536639267
They were major dicks but ONI were definitely a lot worse. ODSTs were mostly just hardasses, which is made very apparent in John's first encounter with them after his augmentation surgeries. He takes the pin out of a barbell and drops it because gravity and time seem really weird to him with his enhanced reflexes, and he was trying to figure out if the station's gravity was fucked or if it was actually his augs fucking with his perception.
One of the ODSTs that came in the gym went to lift the weights he was lifting to make a point they were just as good, but the discs fall off one side due to the lack of a pin. The end up jumping him, under the assumption he did that to fuck with them, and he inadvertently killed them all with his bare hands.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:11:30 PM
No.536665641
>>536665062
>okay but what if you have this rare mutation that only afflicts 0.01% of the population
Any baby detected with it would be simply aborted.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:12:34 PM
No.536665756
>>536665981
>>536666115
>>536639872
>nigga i dont care what some books say, halo is known for its video games, not "some bullshit some retard wrote for some ez money"
Reach's entire story starts because Noble Team is sent out to investigate insurgent terrorism before it turns out it's the Covenant attacking. As much as that game rewrote the book lore to its own ends, it's a plot point that exists in the games.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:15 PM
No.536665835
>>536665885
>>536665928
>>536665463
The out of game lore for old halo is so dogshit. Glad I never got into the novels.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:39 PM
No.536665863
>>536662456
No. We knew it was *in development* because of leaks, and some anons were convinced it was cut content. We had no idea it was coming into the game. And they never teased it Hence, shadow dropped
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:45 PM
No.536665871
half a day left to farm sc before its nerfed
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:54 PM
No.536665885
>>536665835
Hey fuck you, Nylund's novels were good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:56 PM
No.536665889
>>536666253
>>536664704
Still room divers, stop discussing about hermaphrodites AND PLAY THE GAME
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241895058906/76561197989832163
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:14:16 PM
No.536665928
>>536665835
You don't get into any novels. Filtered lmao
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:14:46 PM
No.536665981
>>536666115
>>536665756
Reach has such dogshit lore. I do believe halo 4 onward got fucked by it's influence.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:02 PM
No.536666115
>>536666273
>>536639872
>>536665756
>>536665981
The entire plot of Halo: Reach got retconned in. There was absolutely no mention of SPARTAN-IIIs in the novel The Fall of Reach.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:32 PM
No.536666176
>>536665969
Warrior-chan is just so cute bros...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:17:11 PM
No.536666253
>>536666725
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:17:22 PM
No.536666273
>>536666526
>>536666115
It was always games first, books second in Bungie's tenure. It's not like the books were super clean about shit either, Kurt suddenly being a member of Blue Team all along by Ghosts of Onyx wasn't exactly clean. 343 then lost their minds and went multimedia first, games second.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:17:40 PM
No.536666308
>>536665969
I'm afraid to say that she needs breeding.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:19:31 PM
No.536666526
>>536666273
One thing I remember from the novel that retold the events of the first game was Chief stopping in the Library to admire a UNSC Marine that nearly made it to the top of the Library all by himself, noting that he had to be a real badass to make it this far as just a normal guy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:21:23 PM
No.536666725
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:24:55 PM
No.536667083
>>536660624
wear fire resist + vitality. prone to the floor and then tap fire when you fully overheat it. enjoy infinite ammo ap4 gun
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:27:07 PM
No.536667310
>>536668063
>>536668538
Everything after Reach was LAME and GAY.
You can also thank Reach for giving us SEAF-chan.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:29:34 PM
No.536667602
>>536668265
>>536679063
>rover dog
>infinite ammo laser
>decent damage
>people use it from time to time, it's okay I guess
>laser sentry
>long-ass cooldown
>blows up instantly because lol charger spawns on it as soon as it drops
>targets enemies it can't damage
>blows up by itself after 20 seconds
>never used
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:30:03 PM
No.536667661
>>536630075
>AI still can do hands
Sad!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:33:24 PM
No.536668053
>>536665969
>we cant have this because of incredibly retarded malicious boomers craving forever wars to quell jeets and niggers off frontier planets
HD2 super earth population is the most cucked faction. You will NEVER have a behemoth as your trusty farm animal
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:33:28 PM
No.536668063
>>536668380
>>536667310
>Everything after Reach was LAME and GAY.
Naturally, because the games started being designed by a committee of corporate drones and social justice advocates. In fairness Bungie also got pretty lame and gay, in the same way for the same reasons.
>darkness darkness light traveler darkness traveler light darkness
>hello fellow gamers check out this COOL and RADICAL black NON-BINARY sky SURFER!!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:35:13 PM
No.536668265
>>536668462
>>536667602
>laser sentry
I bring it as a joke to bricks missions because they're so easy. It's funny watching how useless it is as it an heros trying to kill chaff enemies. MG sentry is and will always be my sentryfu.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:35:14 PM
No.536668268
>Kill a bunch of bugs with fire in the only nearby entrance to their meganest
>Warp over the fire on the ground
>5 seconds later I hear teammate screaming
Hee~
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:09 PM
No.536668380
>>536668626
>>536668063
To also be fair Bungie had internal takeovers and struggles after selling off to Activision, so basically all the competent people went full retard or were axed. Or, in the case of Destiny 1, explicitly had bigger ideas in mind but exec and higher up meddling cut it all out last minute and fucked everything over tremendously.
It's frankly easy to say that Halo 3 was the beginning of the end for the people that made it and everything that branched off from them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:46 PM
No.536668462
>>536668676
>>536668918
>>536668265
>he didn't even attempt to tap that
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:37:28 PM
No.536668538
>>536667310
Reach itself was gay and lame. Everything after ODST should be forgotten.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:38:13 PM
No.536668626
>>536669157
>>536668380
>It's frankly easy to say that Halo 3 was the beginning of the end for the people that made it and everything that branched off from them.
Such is life when you strike gold on a corporation's claim. Helldivers will meet a similar fate thanks to Sony. Actually, it may already have.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:38:35 PM
No.536668676
>>536668462
>When you shell out enough samples for the high quality lubricant
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:40:46 PM
No.536668918
>>536668462
But can you blame him? Sentries are scary.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:42:55 PM
No.536669157
>>536668626
Helldivers is lucky for the moment because they survived Sony trying to throw them under the bus. With retards like this, any perceived failure can lead to your end as a studio.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:43:20 PM
No.536669209
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:43:33 PM
No.536669232
>>536662232
I will be mad about this until they add armor customization, which still won't let it look like the concept, so I'll have something new to be mad about.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:50:19 PM
No.536669976
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:58:59 PM
No.536670978
is there a map POI limit? and do the city POIs that spawn ammo/stims/nades fill up that limit?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:23:31 AM
No.536673864
>>536678771
>>536662617
>Looks at preorder numbers
>Balance the MO off that
Wow that's crazy
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:25:02 AM
No.536674026
>>536662563
>verdict reskin
Ap2
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:34 AM
No.536674410
>>536653174
Democratic demolition has the most useful items ever other warbond only has 1 or 2 good things in it. I have every war bond except polar patriots and steeled veterans
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:43:07 AM
No.536676005
>>536645045
>what if
You mean when.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.536676653
When's the new Warbond?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:59:30 AM
No.536677806
>>536660942
>I'm in over my head and have no idea what I'm doing: the post
This and the one where he admits the players know the game better than he does.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:08:32 AM
No.536678771
>>536673864
>you assumed they checked and did actual estimates
The arrogant Swede did not even consider failure to be an option. They assumed every single Xbox player would be salivating to get their Cheeto dust claws on their game (sent from heaven). The numbers will be adjusted, especially because Xtards will be playing on Diff 1-5 for a while where like 3 bugs spawn per mission.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:26 AM
No.536679063
>>536667602
I bring laser sentry as my preferred one because lasers in this game look and sound cool, simple as.
Strangle all metalosers to death.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:19:41 AM
No.536679964
Predictions for tomorrow:
THE KNOWN:
>ODST warbond
>some sort of patch
THE LIKELY
>servers will be fucked
>store will stop working
>update will fix some extremely uncommon bugs, but not everything and certainly not the big ones that have been around for months
>update will introduce at least one bug that was completely unrelated to anything they touched
>Xbots will flood social media wondering why they bought the warbond but don't instantly get the armor
>new players will be confused and sad when they realize how janky and broken the game is because we all learned to cope with the Swedejank ages ago
THE HYPERBOLE BUT NOT REALLY
>Joel will have to rig the MO because stats will break with the new platform
>turning on cross play will crash your game
>superstore will be completely frozen up and eat super credits again for a while
>Xbox players will be desynced completely from other players and experience phantom deaths, warping enemies, etc.
>the update will include at least 3 critical level bugs that either make the game completely unplayable or crash the game entirely
>new profile integration will delete some people's progress/their profile and reset progress to include warbond and super store purchases, likely due to the Swede not checking for duplicate names
>the install size will increase by 50GB on PC and remain unchanged for consoles but there's no new content in the game
>oh and theres no new content in the game
>torsodivers and wormdivers are back
>gun stats get reverted to a build from 6 months ago (this is their dev build)
>yet another apology and "Were working on it, video games are hard guys!" posts on Discord
>shams making more pants shitting jokes as the game burns to the ground
Gimme yours NOW.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 2:24:30 AM
No.536686271
>>536630134
>Multitasking
Don't you have to stay around extract for pelican to arrive? that's like 2 minutes of orange being completely useless, sure other can still do objectives, but orange is objectively very likely doing absolutely nothing in that time.
the only time I've personally done that kind of "multitasking" is when we suddenly find last side objective we've previously given up on or random nest on gassed planets.
All my side obj are being done at the same time as main obj, so we just end up converging together on extract