>No Siren sex
>No Cindy sex
>No Nihilister sex
>No Sin sex
>No Noah sex
>No Elegg seggs
>No Dorothy sex
>But Delta sucks your dick
Why do I even play?

>play Aurora because I'm banned from all the furry servers
>Suddenly hit with that Baycode slow walking speed
>then get side thwacked by typical baycode server lore and HRP rules
>spend most of my shift as a reporter wandering around confusing mess of ship
>come across random ass Skrell dude with a long ass name and is basically ambassador
>Skrells are a restricted race so I assume this guy is an admin
>follow him to my office I spent ten minutes looking for
>spend the rest of the ship yapping on a role exclusive vid caster thing, broadcasting on the ship's TVs
It's always so weird playing Baycode servers but at the same time they can make some of the most memorable moments of playing SS13

>>18537215
holy yuckola

>>717340107
The dogs in the parking lot in RE2Make scared the shit out of me because my yorkshire terrier was scratching at the door next to me while I was playing it.

>>714821348
>Playing through DOS2 as a lone wolf boner with Fane as my duo
>Get to Lady Vengeance and have to reinvite him to my party
>Skipping through dialogue with Fane as fast as possible
>Screen goes black and accidently have gay skele sex with him

>try to show off to my friend by killing the harpers and the absolute on honor mode with just my shadow sorc/minthara/laezel/astarion
>get absolutely fucking wrecked failing multiple advantage attacks
>almost party wipe
>forced to run away with astarion and rez at camp like a cuck