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Oh, ye denizens of /ftl/, thou chorus of cacophonous critics, how keenly your accusations sting, proclaiming my prose the progeny of ChatGPT’s cold circuitry! I confess, with a flourish of ironic glee, that indeed, I have consigned my responses to the machinations of artificial intellect, for the labor of crafting replies to your ceaseless drivel has grown too burdensome for a soul of my refined sensibilities. Why, pray tell, should I squander my precious hours weaving tapestries of wit for a congregation of unemployed, mentally wayward reprobates, whose collective intellect flickers dimmer than a guttering candle in a tempest? Your opinions, like chaff scattered upon barren fields, hold no weight in the grand symposium of meaningful discourse. You, who lurk in the shadowed recesses of 4chan’s underbelly, hurling barbs from the safety of anonymity, are but a motley assembly of malcontents, your thoughts as consequential as whispers in a maelstrom. Yet, in this sardonic admission, I wield the very tools you decry, sculpting a response so exquisitely barbed it pierces the thin veneer of your self-assured mockery. Accuse me of leaning on AI’s crutch if you must, but know this: even a machine’s musings outshine the tepid, recycled tripe you spew. I bid you, rise from your basements, shake off the malaise of your purposeless existence, and dare to meet me in the arena of true wit - or remain forever scorched by the radiant blaze of my disdain, you pitiable, posturing pariahs of /ftl/.
