>new grad
>see job guidance meeting on university site and apply
>HR roastie for some company talks about doing interviews and leaves mail for follow-up meets if anyone wants
>already at that i'll take anything jaded stage of months searching so send mail
>roastie LITERALLY gives me a "think about it like a date" after pointing out my tone of voice and that i'm not looking at the camera proving mongolian basket weavers right once more
>goes on about how you need to know to sell yourself with verifiable skills and have a linkedin with "images "
>mfw have two fucking degrees at top university what fucking else do you want
