>>214024157
It's a cartoon movie for children. He's fine.

>>214024487
If he had gone out the window he would have died

>>213899104
This. It's silly and fun!

>>214027153
Shut up

>>213854837
No. He's very helpful.

>>213830310
It's a cartoon. He's fine

>The Superman we all know and love!!11!!

Let's his super powered dog harass and mutilate humans

Cries over mean tweets

Prioritizes squirrels amidst immense destruction and danger

Can't see Lex is issuing commands to Ultraman when they're literally 10 meters apart

Tortures leaders of sovereign nations and lets his buddies kill them

Can't do anything on his own, needs either his dog or Justice Gang to bust his ass out every time

>>213751796
>if anything krypto would've just killed the kaiju
It didn't kill Lex Luthor, despite the movie previously saying the pupper can't hold its strength and mauled all the Kent's cows to death.

>>513191663
good question

>>213730467
It's the next stage in cinematic evolution much like how autism is the next step in human evolution

Nothing in this movie matters. It's all slap stick. Gunn has comic book manchildren by the balls. He can have the dog violently beat Lex to death and they would just clap and soi their pants.