Thread 213727858

How the fuck is this "cool" lmao?

>>213727858 (OP)
Atleast post a proper webm, phone user.

>>213727858 (OP)
it's not, it's a comicbook movie. Scorsese was right: these are the theme parks of movies. it's nonsense, but sometimes fun nonsense.

>>213727930
But it's not even cool fun which capeshit is supposed to be. It just looks cringe.

>>213727858 (OP)
The main issue here is the fugly girl they had the audacity to cast.

>>213727997
yeah, that's why i said sometimes. just like how some theme park attractions are lame, and some are fun.

Why would the character waste time doing that while the enemies are not even close? Are they incapable of just reforming through their backside like Agent Smith, to avoid the need for a backflip + reorganizing even more of your body as a result?

This is peak Superman

>"There is still time to surrender"
>before she even can respond, proceeds to slam dunk her in the face, effectively breaking every bone in her body

This is slap stick movie.

>>213727858 (OP)
Everything about this is ugly, and the cinematography/lens choice is as retarded as what's happening on screen. Gunn has no taste holy fuck.

>>213728052
WOWZIE RIGHT IN THE JUGULARS!!

>>213728052
>Shows Superman being hit on a screen before he is even punched
The more you look, the worse this slop gets.

I just coughed so hard I shit myself. Luckily it didn't escape my butt cheeks because I am so tired and sick I cannot bring myself to shower. I just wiped it off and laid back down. It tastes very chemically though.

>>213728052
Which ps3 game ?

>>213727900
What did they mean by this?

Wtf this movie looks like it was shot on a selfie lense

>>213728052
im starting to understand why gunn made his superman so weak

its because corenswet wasnt his choice to play superman

>>213728052
this cgi is awful
it's like I'm back in the year 2000

also, gunn got that shot (you know the one) from me

pic related

>>213727930
He was always right.

>>213727900
I checked out of capeshit around 2017 but i like to drop in on these threads every now and then just to see how bad it has gotten and holy shit this is bad

>>213728052
This bitch really likes to spin huh?

>>213727858 (OP)
They are a great litmus test for whether somone is worth speaking with.

>>213727900
we need harvey back

i'm glad i stopped watching capeshit

>>213728322
two reasons why i think the character looked like this instead of her comic book counter part

A - budget

B - superman was gonna compete against ff4, which already has a silver lady running around

>>213727858 (OP)
>How the fuck is this "cool" lmao?
eh.....why not just
> turn around
?

>>213728380
Third reason

C, Gunn is a cuck.

>>213728052
When Gunn said that Flash is his favorite comic book movie, everyone thought he was bullshitting for marketing. Then he went and hired Flash cinematographer for Superman....

>>213728067
This movie needed a laugh track

>>213728414
nuh

i dont think hes a cuck

he just wants to show off his hot wife thats hes banging

kanye is the same

has nothing to do with being a cuck

everything to do with making guys jealous

>>213728459
that being said

retards read this power move as being a cuck

its not

how did this movie and gotg3 get good reviews. they were both so awful. when did james fucking gunn turn into a critical darling

>>213727930
>just shut your brain off and consume product bro

>>213728203
the cgi falls apart in action scenes, gunn needs another director to do the action scenes alone

>>213728487
I'm guessing it's the nihilistic "nothing in this movie matters because I can always joke it away" style that resonates with overgrown children who failed to enter adulthood with proper maturation so instead they became online movie critics. These are the lowest of the low, their opinions should be the opposite of what's good.

>>213728487
Tastes got so much worse over the years

>>213728558
This is AI generated right?

>>213727858 (OP)
Literally just some bitch making faces in front of a green screen. Even the flip was CGI lmao. Cinema is forever fucked.

>>213728569
I don't think James Gunn used Ai in the movie... although that message from his parents did have a "death is waiting for you at the bingo table" feel to it

>>213727858 (OP)
do not care, do not recognize character even, whatever

I pirated Superjew 2025 just to watch something during dinner and couldnt get past the first 15 minutes. Everying looks so fucking generic like I'm watching daytime TV or one of low budget CW superhero shows.

>>213728067
Strap on hair

>>213727858 (OP)
>could have character just turn around
>"no, let's waste $200,000 to have her do some retarded backflip morph thing"

>>213727858 (OP)
>>213727900
i guess she doesn't have bright eyes

>>213728424
now this is proper kino

>>213728531
>meme answer
.

>>213728052
Based Gunn making an actual Superman movie with an actual Superman not someone who stands there aura farming while a bomb goes off

>>213728052
Is this movie ai generated?

>>213728428
That guy already worked with him on Vol. 2 and TSS

i remember reading comments saying the some of action sequences were too dark even though it took place outside during the day

the reason why are the darkened corners of the frame, which you can clearly see in this fight scene >>213728052

>>213728052
people who like this shit will call the prequels ugly when their CGI use was 100x more tasteful

>>213728798
Wouldn't doubt it. WBD has been using AI for 5 years now. With massive success I might add!

>>213727858 (OP)
It's sexy as fuck you have zero taste.

>>213727858 (OP)
is her superpower being able to pop her own head out of her vagina? because yo thats cool as shit

>>213727858 (OP)
Ass to mouth is great sex

>>213728322
Harvey new eyes?

>>213728792
>Cavill
Murderman
>Superjew
MUDAman

>>213727858 (OP)
Queen of 69

>>213727858 (OP)
If they had there wouldn't be any market for capeshit, they are literal menchildren.

>>213728792
You have to be either ironic or completely retarded to defend that

>>213728380
Smooth chrome titties

>>213727858 (OP)
>>213727900
Figures you Snydermonkeys wouldn't know what cool was

>>213727900
that was so unnecessary, no purpose to it at all, no rhyme or reason.

>>213729185
But it LOOKS cool and shows off her nanotech powers. If you could think of a better way to do that then make your own Superman movie

Oh that's right you can't because you're just a sad loser posting on 4chan while James Gunn is making millions filming kino

>>213728052
Mummy returns has better CGI than this garbage

I don't get how people can praise this movie. It has that weird zoomer aesthetics. All those close-up shots are simply awful. It was simply awful.

Honestly, if you are +25 yo and you still enjoy these movies, you are part of the problem. You should grow up, drop your nintendo switch and man up. There I said it.

>>213729240
You just don't know what true artistry looks like in film

>Gunnjeets making fun of Snyder superman for "aurafarming" instead of saving lives
>there's a scene where Superkike is sipping on hot cocoa while a giant monster is destroying Metropolis

>>213729574
>snap zoom doesn't come close to matching up with the close up shot
See this is how a true auteur makes films take notes Hack Snyder

>>213729601
It's a dimensional imp, we all know those are harmless. Plus the Justice Gang was taking care of it.

What the hell is going on? Even grifters like Nerdotic or the drinker praised fantastic 4 and superman. They were both really bad. Thor 2 tier.

>>213727997
Learn how to talk properly youe faggot retard.

>>213729864
>youe faggot retard
GOOD MORNING SIR!

>>213727900
>>213728052
This is fucking awful. I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 6 watches this shit unironically. And to think this crap had constant non-stop threads for months? You are all fucking subhumans. Absolutely fucking revolting.

>>213729833
DCucks were going mental on anyone giving it a negative review. Just like they do here. It was so bad Angry Joe had to make an apology video and rerate it higher

>>213729943
>And to think this crap had constant non-stop threads for months? You are all fucking subhumans. Absolutely fucking revolting.
You just have to take a look at the catalog. There are threads about k-pop, k-dramas and reality tv like big brother. /tv/ is one of the most normie boards, only second to /sp/.

>>213728156
She was using her leg there so it doesn't count

>>213728534
He did.

Nolan is the only blockbuster filmmaker who doesn't use 2nd unit directors.

>>213729155
>>213728792
>>213728052
>>213727900
what the fuck

Gunn was self inserting as Luthor when he shot the pajeet (who in his mind is a Snyder fan)

>LMAO do capeshitters watch what I have clearly also watched haha?
do snyderfags really?

>>213729601
This movie is retarded and Gunn is a pedophile.

>>213729214
>then make your own Superman movie

WB would copyright strike me to hell.

>>213728052
It looks worse than the Neo VS Agent Smith fight from Matrix Revolutions

>>213729833
Funniest part was Drinker unironically saying Superman is good because it doesn't have any politcal messaging.

>>213730068
You mean Reloaded. The one in Revolutions is work of art.

>>213730016
Best superhero movie since The Dark Knight! Best movie of the last decade!

>>213728052
This... this looks really fucking bad. For a moment I thought you were pranking me with AI. And I love slop as long as it's entertaining and exciting but what the fuck is this?

>>213730064
Not if you change some names like omni man, homelander, brightburn, sentry, hancock, and many more

Just finished binge-watching the entire flick. Was pretty fun but went to absolute shit in the 3rd act like every other modern capeshit, just pure CGI action slop so noisy you tune it out and get bored.

picrel subplot was the best part of the movie, other than that it wasn't really as funny or charming as other Gunnslop

>>213730138
You're seeing out of context clips. It's kino of the highest order

>>213729833
Nerdrotic & co have a very narrow focus on comic accuracy to the neglect of everything else. Drinker is all over the place in what he likes or not depending on the day

>>213728709
What was for dinner? A plate of DICKS???

>>213730138
>>213730172
the clip is no better in context. It's a fun movie but the big final fight is total slop

>>213730183
Nice one bro!

These can't be actual movie webms. You fuckers stumbled on like pre-pre-pre-pre-pre production reels of the CG, right?

Told you it was an ugly film. I still maintain the international audience picked up on it through the trailers. It was very obvious. Just comparing the totality of a character like the Engineer to Faora is like night and day. Faora just mogs her

>>213730086
>see brown child
>poltardS be like OMG HE IS LITERALLY LIKE ME IT MUST BE PALESTINE

AHHHHH SAVE ME KRYPTO I AM THE DIRECTOR'S SELF INSERT IN THE MOVIE NOW SO I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT CRY ABOUT MEAN TWEETS AHHHHHHHHHH

>>213729943
After watching these clips I am 100% convinced every single one of the anons defending this shit are shills. For a moment I thought Pedowood had gone in the right direction since it was getting such good reviews from otherwise "normal" people but this is unacceptable.

>>213730326
Absolutely, you don't notice how they all repeat the same shill lies and how there's now a concentrated effort to shit on the Snyder movies?

>>213730357
Sneeder is just as bad as Gunn and I hope both of tbem burn in libtard hell.

>>213729833
Drinker is a weird one
He did praise Superman and FF (weak praise for Superman saying it wasn’t as bad as he expected) but he seems to have regretted both assessments since both movies have caught strays in subsequent unrelated reviews

>>213727900
literally what's the fucking point of doing this if you're not gonna use the momentum of transformation to throw the disks

It's sad seeing so many people filtered by pure cinematic excellence.

Maybe you jeets should stick to Snyder

>>213727858 (OP)
Yeah the moment I saw that I thought "why?"
She could have simply turned around normally and it would be faster than that gimmick

>>213728052
this is awful. have things devolved this much?

>>213730297
>americas greatest ally (((Boravia))) stomps the shit out of the stone-age brownies from the neighbouring country

>>213730459
Jeeuschrist, is that a magical negro?

>>213730462
Somebody post the WEBM from Terminator 2 there the T-1000 does the same thing just way cooler, smarter and better.

>>213727900
>>213728052
>>213728792
>>213729155
>>213730459
This looks like a fucking Bollywood movie holy shit, did they hire H1Bs as editors?

>>213730467
It's the next stage in cinematic evolution much like how autism is the next step in human evolution

>>213727858 (OP)
>>213727900
But why does she do that? She doesn't even end up facing a different way, what the fuck is the point?

>>213730462
>She could have simply turned around normally and it would be faster than that gimmick
Hell if he wanted to show off her gimmick he could've just had her nanotech into facing the other way without turning. Just back of the head, nano, face.

>>213730326
It has vague anti-Israel and anti-Trump messaging (because Superman tells us to be KIND while Trump tells us to be CRUEL), this was enough for leftist normies to eat this fucking movie up

>>213727900
>>213727858 (OP)
Is this Vitas girlfriend?

>>213728052
Why the FUCK does CGI from the 2000s mog CGI from the 2020s??

>>213728380
I hope they make her look more comic accurate in future films/series.

>>213730569
God, normies are so fucking retarded. Every glimmer of hope I feel is snatched away by these fuckers.

People making fun of Snyder flicks after this need to get shoot...

>>213727900
If any action it´s gonna be a CGI fest, why not make an animation movie instead of this shitshow?

>>213730637
Good morning saar! You shower good today??

>>213730637
>need to get shoot
Saar

>>213730673
Yes, thank you monkey hindu man.

>>213730650
>why not make an animation movie
Because ANIMATED movies don't do as well as live action my little third worlder

Bwahahahahaha, what a piece of shit, God and I almost went to cinema for it. Get some better director next time, even that clown Snyder action scenes looked better.

>>213727858 (OP)
At least post a better file than this horrid trash.

It actually looks worse than in the trailers, how is that possible?

>all those threads praising this trash
irrefutable proof that this board is astrosurfed beyond redemption

>>213730856
There was a massive shill campaign for this movie and it's actually still going. You've got movie news accounts posting clips to sell the movie.

>>213730650
normies think animation = for babies, the only animated movies you're gonna see in theaters that have violence are anime ones, and those have been using shitty CGI for fights for a while now

The day capeslop dies is the day movies can begin to heal.

>>213730856
You think companies would do that? Just hire marketing firms for peanuts and have them target 4chan?

>>213730903
>Whole movie beats you over the head with how KIND Superman is, he even saves squirrels!
>He still needed to make a speech at the end about how KIND he is
Someone please make that speech a webm because people need to see the bright as fuck lens flare from the sun every time Superman is on screen during his speech

>>213730856
>talking about a movie praised by both public and critics is an irrefutable proof that this board is astrosurfed beyond redemption now

>>213730915
Superman and F4 were flops
>>213730927
Screenshots off of here constantly get reposted on engagement farm accounts on Twitter and get tens of thousands of likes, helping shape whatever public opinion the people (Jews) in charge of the algorithm want to push

>>213730937
The funniest part is Hawkgirl killing not-Netanyahu after this. The dictator gets death but the man manipulating him gets a speech about kindness.

>>213730937
Just wish I knew how to do subtitles

>>213728052
damn it's like Superman is a chinese lathe she's caught on. Brutal.

>>213730969
It's over DCuck. You don't have to pretend anymore the movie's out on digital and we can all see it's shit

>>213730982
She literally says she's not like Superman in that very scene. How are you niggers so stupid?

>>213730982
genocidal dictators don't deserve kindness.

>>213731041
But she's still superman's ally isn't she? Does Superman chastise her? Does superman jail her? She's Superman's convenient mop up girl.

>>213731060
Yeah, he spanked her on the ass and called her a "naughty girl" when they got back to the Hall of Justice.

>>213728124
Brother at least watch the movie before hating it

>>213731004
https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webm

There's probably some ffmpeg argument to do that, but this is easier.

>>213730064
Superman will be public domain in 9 years, anon. you will be able to make your own Superman.

>>213730982
That's the best. Movie makes a big deal about Superman interfering in Boravia but this random PMC does it and actually it's a great thing to intervene now!

>>213730915
Buddy you are not ready for the next two decades of vidya game movie adaptations. I hope you’re ready for half of Hollywood to be isekai inspired

>>213731041
>How are you niggers so stupid?
Mental midget what is this *films* ultimate thesis going to be? Kindness or ruthless murder of evil? You can't have it both ways.

>>213729153
How does it feel for her when someone licks and sucks on them?

>>213730937
The final speech was more about Superman’s humanity than just his kindness.

I need a proper scientific research on the brains of people who are older than 12 and consume superhero media. There's potential for some revolutionary discovery there.

>>213731133
>character x and character y MUST have the same values
Were you getting "The Boss Baby" vibes from this?

>>213729155
She fly at moderate walking speed? Look at the walls holy shit she literally doesnt move at all in this.

>>213731041
You cannot claim that the core message of your movie is HOPE and KINDNESS if 1 of 5 superheroes in this movie is a murderer

>>213731041
And Superman is a-okay with the Justice Murderers or whatever they're called.

>>213729574
literally what was the point of adding self stabbing to this? Just show him broken but still working and thats it. Literally added for sake of adding it.

>>213731183
>all the characters MUST act and behave the same way
LOL holy shit you fags are autistic

>>213729601
>THATS!!!! THATS DIFFERENT!!!!

>>213731162
Are you too retarded to grasp the concept of a film having a theme?

>>213731220
superheroes don't kill.

>>213731197
Is he? Why is he not part of their group?

>>213731183
>1 of 5 superheroes in this movie is a murderer
Actually it's 1of 5 ISN'T a murderer

>>213727858 (OP)
> there's a stupid thing in a stupid movie for kids about flying super dudes
> let's make a thread about it

>>213730086
thats btw was how Hollywood imagines Ukraine situation guys.

>>213731133
Kindness is not the thesis of the film you dumb fuck. Rewatch the Pa Kent scene.

>>213731236
Is he not? Why is he gargling down Terrific's balls?

>>213731236
He has to be or he wouldn't have called them to help.

>>213731223
Do you think the theme of the movie is reflected by the main character or a minor side character who has < 5 mins of screen time?

>>213731254
>Kindness is not the thesis of the film you dumb fuck
That's not what every single defender of this movie online has been saying

>>213728052
what the fuck is this directing

>>213731183
This mental midget is too retarded to understand the idea of a film having message and how that message derived from characters' action.

>>213731004
>sun flare right in the fucking face
nice cinematography for fucks sake.

>>213731255
>>213731259
>haven't even watched the movie
>baffled they can't understand it
Unreal lmao. No he's not "one of them". They're basically a corporate merc group.

>>213731261
>Do you think the theme of the movie is reflected by the main character or a minor side character who has < 5 mins of screen time?
Both. Why does the film gleefully celebrate the minor character's actions?

>>213731039
>we can all see it's shit
designated contrarianism board dislikes something liked by everyone else, more news at 11

>>213731254
So what is then?

If you hated this movie you support Israel's genocide in Gaza. Superman is a symbol of the Palestinian people.

>>213731300
Didn't say he was part of the group dumb shit. I said he was a-okay with them killing.

I get it's difficult for your retarded brain to grasp being a DCuck and all

>>213731309
>Why does the film gleefully celebrate the minor character's actions?
He was committing genocide, I guess?

>>213731328
#releasetherapecut

>>213731254
>Kindness is not the thesis of the film you dumb fuck
This. It's not like people have spent the last month saying "superman inspired me to be a better person" or "kindness is the new punk rock"

>>213731325
The one time he saw them kill something (the kaiju) he disapproves of it. At least watch the capeshit you're autistically angry at.

>>213731335
So was Luthor.
>>213731350
Kek.

>>213731328
ill go AI generate the scenes of super raping women at sanic speeds.

>>213727858 (OP)
This webm is why I can't even be assed watching this slop on streaming or pirating. It's why no one cares about capeslop anymore. Just the most generic, lazy, video game cut scene slop. The industry is going to need to find a new craze to exploit if this is all they have left to offer.

>>213731371
Then happily kills his mentally challenged clone and hundreds of raptors

>>213731004
https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/

This has sub support. You just download the srt file separately.

>>213731386
>So was Luthor.
Thats different! Luthor is American we cant unlawfully kill him! Cmon!

>>213731004
BRO YOU LIKE GETTING LENS FLARED? HERE HAVE SOME MORE

>>213731371
>The one time he saw them kill something (the kaiju) he disapproves of it
Then asked them to stop a war even though he knows they are perfectly fine with killing.

You're not really getting this. You have to turn your brain back on once the shitty movie is over DCuck.

>>213731328
Gunn is obsessed with sex and rape. Anyone else noticed?

>>213731300
No excuse? Got it.

>>213731390
None of the raptors died, and he doesn't "happily" kill Ultraman. He's 100% not dead and coming back as Bizzarro, anyway.

>>213731437
>t-they're fine they get better offscreen
This is pathetic cope and you know it

>>213731371
That "Oh well" i bet he also squeezed his fist in silent rage. Ah btw its literally the same premice as with snider sup and Court and same reaction. But ITS DIFFERENT GUYS!

>>213728031
If done right it could even be creepy and make her look somewhat menacing, instead she looks like a tryhard trying to show off.

>>213731389
It's honestly pretty hilarious seeing the wider normie public shit on it now that they saw clips from it online. All that months long shilling from leftist superhero fans about how amazing Superman is, and yet turns out the movie looks garbage

>>213731328
Seriously, what's up with all the close up shots? Is that the zoomer style some of you are talking about? It does feel like a fucking youtube video or something

>>213728052
We had it so good with the action scenes in Man of Steel…

>>213728052
Man inflation hit Hollywood hard. This is a 250 million dollar movie and looks like Bollywood slop.

>>213731328
I assume there are some comic otakus here, what happens if superman has a kid with a female form earth? Does he have powers like Son Gohan?

>>213731409
thats funny because all they had to do is just move a meter to the side but why bother lol?

>>213731421
>Then asked them to stop a war
Yeah, because innocent people were going to die.
>You're not really getting this
Yeah, no shit. I can barely decipher every autistic tangent you start pissing your pants about. You're angry that he's not upset enough at them? LMAO

>>213731320
Superman was played by a Jew in this movie and created by Jews….

>>213731448
>synderjeet in charge of not outing jeetself

>>213731474
Fight me about it but that movie is pure kino for me because of the soundtrack and I saw it with my high school gf so I have extreme nostalgia bias for it

>>213731463
It also makes everyone look really ugly and mental.

>>213731482
>what happens if superman has a kid with a female form earth?
He turns gay
>Does he have powers like Son Gohan?
Yes

>>213731449
they have done that shit in T2 jesus fuck.

>>213731053
This, it's why getting rid of Hamas was net positive for the world.

>>213731447
>c-cope!
The last resort of the retard kek

>>213731386
>So was Luthor
Yeah, and Superman doesn't kill him. What point are you trying to make? Hawkgirl is not Superman.

>>213731431
Why would I need an excuse? For what, exactly?

>>213731514
That guy kind of looks like that triggered reaction image woman from ten years ago.

>>213731482
His supercum would have enough velocity to blast a hole straight through Lois.

Thats why he canonically breeds his cousin to prolong his species.

>>213731487
You kicked that strawman good bro, how about you get back to actual point of your discussion instead?

>>213731578
What are you upset about? That Superman wasn't onscreen being sufficiently angry at Hawkgirl? I get it bro, a spanking scene would have been great.

>>213728052
Youtube ass CGI

>le bad oppressor country is all whitey
>le good oppressed country, their direct neighbors, is somehow ethnically more diverse than muttland

>>213731233
They do when they have to save their archnemesis from being killed.

So everybody loved james gunn superman and now all of a sudden y'all decided to hate it for no reason. It smells like pol raid to me.

>>213731578
He doesn't have any point it's just "me am smart because me like movie and you is dumb because you no like movie"

>>213731642
This is unironically what leftists think the Israel vs Palestine ethnic makeup is like, that's why they support Palestine because to them Israel is a white colonizer, as if the majority of Israelis aren't brown af Sephardic Jews

You're mixing up thesis and messaging. A thesis is an argument. The thesis of the movie is about how an individual’s authentic self is defined by the choices they make. The main conflict for Superman isn’t “should I be kind or unkind?” It’s “How do I know when to take action?” Superman initially steps in toe in refer of the foreign war. He’s initially told he’s gone too far by Lois. Then, he learns his parents wanted him to go even further, the same parents who he believed convinced him to start being a superhero. Superman loses his foundations for being a hero until he speaks with Pa Kent.
Kindness is a theme explored in the movie, mostly a critique of the trappings of 21st century post-modernity: 24 hour talking heads selling agenda and flipping sides whenever it is convenient, corporate backed cancel culture, corporations pushing narratives to instill fear in the public and government just to forward their own agenda, foreign wars everyone has an opinion on but can’t do anything to help so people end up horrifically dying. Superman and his simple kindness come crashing in to say “screw all that.”

>>213731482
>Does he have powers like Son Gohan?
Yes, and they even said he has [secret potential] like Gohan. They won't ever do anything with this though, because they made him a huge fag and his comics have all flopped.

>>213731736
Whoops meant to reply to
>>213731272
>>213731317
>>213731350
>>213731386

Now that the dust is settled, do we all agree that it's shit?

>>213731690
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213727858 (OP)
Why does Superman's Fortress of Solitude robots job so hard to these fucking NOBODIES?

>>213731680
Yes that's it. It's a raid by falseflagging poltards and definitely not people seeing it because it's free and noticing it's fucking shit

>>213731736
Good analysis

>>213731736
>steps in toe in refer of the foreign war
Damn, broke down that quick

>>213731763
It's still illegal to call it shit. Have to wait until Gunn gets fired then we can all agree it was shit the whole time.

>>213731842
>RIGHT IN THE DAILY PLANETS

Why not someone sexy>?

>>213731863
Honestly forgot what I meant to say there. It looks like I jumbled
> Superman steps in to interfere in a foreign war
Idk. I’ll just say Superman initially steps in to stop a foreign war. And then he’s told by Lois he’s gone too far. Etc. etc

I think this movie is giving me reverse Stendhal syndrome. Watching these webms is actually making me physically sick from how atrociously ugly the whole thing is.

>>213731911
She

>>213728052
Hahaha looks like pure shit. Like this is laughable from DC.

>>213731736
Sup portrayed like its his first days at work in this. Specially in geopolitical shit.

>>213729643
Worse than Zod. That imp can snap his finger and wipe out Earth

>>213731961
me on the right

Say what you want about being edgy but I will always choose the edgy over the ironic millennial style. At least edgy people take everything seriously

>>213728052
if this isn't rock bottom, what will "blockbusters" look like in 20 years dude?

>>213732005
>thousands of civilians die in man of steel with tons of 9/11 symbolism
>not a single civlian dies in superman 2025. an evacuation order being announced means literally everybody's out of the city by the time the black hole reaches metropolis

>>213728052
This scene could have used some baseball quips like "here comes my fastball special" then he throws Superman at the chick who shoots him.

>>213732039
they're going to be generated by AI

>>213731984
Superman doesn’t care about the geopolitical shit. All the “geopolitical shit” is just noise meant to confuse people so bad actors can do what they want.

why are you all losing your minds over a kids movie?

>>213731897
HAHAha

>>213731998
Most imps are stupid and harmless. It's the smart ones like batmite you have to worry about

>>213731842
>Whole damn fight is summed up by a stadium losing it's grass
Say what you want about Snyder, but at least his CGI slop had scale. Superman fight against Faora and Nem-Ek felt like two super beings fighting.

>>213731680
>So everybody loved james gunn superman
600m man was never that beloved shill

>>213732051
>not a single civlian dies in superman 2025. an evacuation order being announced means literally everybody's out of the city by the time the black hole reaches metropolis
>zero tension zero consequences.
what a great movie, even in power rangers i was worried more.

>>213732127
>kids movie?
Why would a kids movie have constant swearing like shit and fuck?

>>213732071
fuck this world, what a shit timeline

>>213732051
> not a single civlian dies in superman 2025.
Simply untrue, did you watch the movie?

>>213732096
i dont quite get at what side you firing at bro.

>>213732127
>ITS JUST STUPID MOVIE FOR STUPID KIDS ABOUT WISARDS!

>>213732222
that poopoo jeet doesn't count

>>213731736
>The thesis of the movie is about how an individual’s authentic self is defined by the choices they make.
No it's not. It's about whether superman's kindness is old fashioned or not. That's what his entire speech is about and that's the purpose of shit like "kindness is the new punk rock".

>>213731004
James Gunn hates cinema itself, I'm sure of it

This is the sloppiest of the slop, what in the actual fuck

>>213732222
the kebab merchant gets executed by lex luthor that's it. people are THREATENED by the kaiju monster and the israeli military, but literally zero people are in metropolis during the final battle. if people got hurt by destruction, it's off screen. the closest superman gets to implying civilians getting hurt is the palestinians getting shot at and the peope across the water from metropolis lamenting that THEY have to evacuate now too after the spotless and most efficient evacuation in human history just happened while they're just chilling in some public park

>>213732296
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1955343610636898447
james gunn doesn't like criticism

>>213731736
>You're mixing up thesis and messaging
They're the same thing in a movie. Can you give an example where they're different?

>>213728792
Mr.Terrific such a lame character.

At least cast Gorge Droyd

>>213732280
Yep. If interfering in Boravia was supposed to represent some sort of crucial struggle then wouldn't have left it at the hands of the fucking Justice gang in the climax while he fights in the black hole cg soup. Superman literally gets a safe cop out at the end of movie.

>>213732127
This. It's just a dumb movie for babies like the hobbit movies or the star wars prequels

>>213732437
we will rebuild him with the power of niggalink AI.

>>213732483
He didn't fight the black hole. Mr. Terrific another member of the Justice Gang did

>>213730114
Is this Minecraft meets supercucks?

>>213732483
I went to see this movie with my friends and before that I was bombarded nonstop about how Superman is gonna save Palestine in this movie. Yeah not gonna lie I was pretty disappointed when that didn't fucking happen, a bunch of comic relief characters fix the geopolical basis for this movie's plot. With the way Supershills talk about this movie you'd expect that Superman personally destroys the Iron Dome

>>213732514
That nigger was the reason the black hole was a problem at all in the first place.

>>213727900
first of all the state of Hollywood, second of all you can't fucking turn around like a normal human bitch ?

>>213732492
>........
>Microsoft OS initialisation
>Cybernetic niggro tech AI......OK
>Afrotonics motherboard....OK
>Fentreactor....Ok
>FentaQantum Rifle......OK
>Nigro tech software update....OK

>All systems... ONLINE

>>213728052
>>213728792
>>213729155
this garbage look worse than Hancock with Smith from 2008
>>213730856
50% of the internet posts are made by bots anon, 4chan has been 24/7 under "attack" by bots/glowies and shills after 2014-2016 (election, gamergate)

So Lex gives a command, another person puts it into a computer, the computer sends the command to clone superman, and somehow during all of this Superman doesn’t react in any way?

>>213732877
Superman is retarded in this movie so thats why.

>>213732337
you can tell everyone's on edge and can't believe this guy has the guts to challenge GOD-EMPEROR GUNN in front of everyone. Peak hollywood

Out of a parody

>>213727900
>>213728792
Gunncultists and redditors praise shitty action and call this the best Superman movie with best Superman.
>Predictably, conservative commentators have accused the film of being “too political. ” Fox News even went so far as to call it “Superwoke.” The criticism centres on the film’s pro-immigration stance and its clear parallels to the Israel-Palestine conflict.

>>213732877
man at this point just create an AI that has Superman's moves memorized and then put it into a cyborg or robot

>>213733049
>make a political propaganda movie
>"thats a political propaganda"
>HEH RIGHTWING IS SO PREDICTABLE

>>213733049
>Predictably, conservative commentators have accused the film of being “too political. ” Fox News even went so far as to call it “Superwoke.”
This is precisely why leftists are obsessed with Superman, the state of our subculture in 2025 is liking something purely out of spite

>>213733052
No you see he needed the clone so he could get into the fortress of solitude and learn literally nothing about Superman so he could take him hostage and shoot an Indian man

This movie is just too smart for most people.

>>213732877
They're coders, bro. Their reactions are faster than Superman's. They can hack your computer.

>>213733228
Jokes on them. I'm using my phone.

>>213733096
Never saw as much dicksucking of the capeshit movie from the mainstream media and the leftists.

>>213731463
It's so it can be easily converted into a tiktok video

>>213728817
I liked the movie but the screen vignette was weird, made it look kinda cheap.

Lex was the only part I liked. At least when the movie isn't turning him into a fuming chud. His jealousy speech was far more impactful than "IM HUMAN TOO LEX I CRY AND DATE A WALLED FEMINIST"

>>213732280
The word kindness does not appear once in the final speech. A distinction between old fashion kindness and new kindness is not brought up either. Superman reaffirms how human he is, not how kind he is. Getting scared has nothing to do with being kind, for example.
>>213732383
Sure. The thesis of Shrek argues love has far more to do with what’s inside than outside factors (appearance, social class). The message of Shrek is fuck Disney for trying to copyright all these fairytales
>>213732483
It wasn’t a struggle for Superman. He knew it was right to interfere from the beginning. Everyone else was trying to tell him not to. Instead, he FLIPPED other people to his side.

>>213730303
How can Krypto fly normally but not Superman?

>>213731004
Fuck, i am getting blinded here.

They beg a Christmas IMAX re-release on reddit so the flop crawls to $600 million.

>>213733746
Because Superman fell into the Minecraft ooze and krypto didn't

>>213728052
Why are they in Cleveland?

>>213732337
The ego on this simpleton, wew. Disney created a monster.

>>213733974
Tax credits

>>213733807
For real? Why are Redditors so obsessed with sucking Gunn's pedo dick?

>>213731666
Redhood was fine, all three were fine when Joker immediately exploded the area

>>213734063
He's the greatest director of all time

After the hype for this film finally dies many people will happily admit this film failed simply because it was bad.

>>213734345
NO UH POST COVID AND UH SUPERHERO FATIGUE AND UH MAN OF STEEL DISASTER ADAPTION AND UHHHH UHHHH FUCK YOU OK?!

>>213733244
why have him in a bald cap?

>>213734427
to add the hair digitally later

>>213727900
Why couldnt she just turn around?

>>213730519
i can't finish this

>>213734397
the cope for this movie is pretty bad
>superhero movies don't make a billion anymore
No Way Home
Deadpool Wolverine
>you have to compare it to movies from it's time
Jurassic World, Stitch, and Minecraft all did just fine
>it's the Batman Begins of the DCU
Nolan got rehired because that movie had spectacular DVD sales
>it wasn't supposed to make money
WB spent over 300 million on this film. if it wasn't supposed to make money the budget would've been way lower
>it beat MOS domestically
barely and only because of doubled ticket prices. the total is still less than MOS without adjusting for inflation
>Gunn announced a sequel. obviously the movie was a success
Rian Johnson announced a trilogy after the Last Jedi made over a billion dollars. Gunn is fanning the embers of his DCU, hoping to build enough hype to get WB to greenlit one final chance for him. He knows based on reactions to Supergirl that her movie going to bomb. If Gunn wasn't desperate why did his Booster Gold and Authority projects disappear?

>>213728459
>>213728475
>my generic see through insecurity is actually dominance because uhhh i say so

>>213729574
this is objectively worse than snyder

>>213733400
>The message of Shrek is fuck Disney for trying to copyright all these fairytales
Not at all. You're grasping for straws lmao.
> Instead, he FLIPPED other people to his side.
Others flipping to his side doesn't complete his character arc. The fact is the movie pussies out of its initial conflict.

>>213734802
its all so tiresome guys. As soon as i watched the sup i felt refreshed watching Flop4 and its such a weak movie.

>>213729574
Me watching Superman and Suicide Squad 2.

If you like this movie, I'm sorry, but I can't respect you. I think you are one of the main reasons why the west is being invaded by immigrants.

>>213734898
> implying Shrek isn’t a giant middle finger to Disney
You must be trolling. Please explain yourself. Did you miss the whole Disney World parody?
> Others flipping to his side doesn't complete his character arc. The fact is the movie pussies out of its initial conflict
His arc was about establishing his moral foundations based on his own actions rather than the expectations of his Kryptonian parents. Clark realizes when talking to his dad that it was never Jor-El who guided him, but Clark’s projection of what Joe-El wanted

>>213728052
Director and cinematographer should be shot for this.

>>213735205
the only people defending this are immigrants who are paid to do so

why are we pretending shes ugly

>>213735422
kill yourself

>>213735422
because she has a shitty haircut and her body is very boney. Julia Gardner's weird flat chest is more sexually appealing