You are now married to the protagonist of the last game you played.
How miserable is your life gonna be?

There isn't a good one. Toby Fox is a hack fraud who takes 7 years to make a game that consists of slop references and rips off superior pieces of art. He feels the need to insert himself into anything he ever cared about now that he has clout. His only talent is making leitmotifs. One day people will get over this spell he has cast on the populace and the world will heal. I mean for fucks sake, you are literally unable to get out of the first area of Undertale if you name your character the canonical fucking name. If any other developer pulled the lazy, uncreative bullshit that Toby Fox did then they would be laughed out of the room, but because he happened to be in the right place at the right time he has a permanent fanbase of tumblr users in a state of arrested development and LGBT Youth who refuse to play even the games that inspired Undertale and Deltarune, but then go on to absolutely worship an indie dev who doesn't know how to make games.

Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!