Das it mayne.

>>513231345
>Unpopular opinion: porn should be banned. It's pretty much the only thing I can agree with starmsy about

Nigger if you come for my Pornography, i'll get in my car, i'll run you over, i'll pop your fuckin head open like a watermelon under it, and you'll fucking die.

>>513048910
Is this real?
If so, I can do better than that, far better.
I can fly in to Ben Gurion and meet many elderly QT Israeli's, since I am so hungry for GILF pussy.
I will be your toyboy madamé, I will give you Goy cock, I will be your play thing for our sexual desires.

>>512909171
Every night I dream Ghislaine Maxwell is released from Prison and in the middle of the night, she creeps into my room and into my bed, where we shall achieve crazy edging freakoff sessions together for days on end. I would absolutely tongue punch Mummy Ghislaine's fartbox as she licks mine and sucks my balls til they almost feel like they're gonna detatch from my nutsack, and she bites the head of my dick and scrapes my foreskin with it as she throat fucks herself onto my cock.

>>512906997
IF you were going down on MTG doggystyle, and decided to take your tongue out of her pussy and start tonguing sucking and rimming her asshole, would she immediately slap you and call you a "HOMOSEXUAL" in her thick Georgian accent OR would she permit you to enter deeper?

>>512569323
>Gooners shall fall
>Not the gooners shall go down
YA BLEW IT

>>512509182
hey hey now, Muslims fucked us all in the ass and now its time for the reach around. Literally 'FAFO'

Imagine not having a multi terabyte drive of pr0n.

Anyone's Daughter

>>127074395
And then there's me over here.

HABBA HABBA

I love short haired girls but they need to be tight/fit

Jacking off to the Sears catalog.

It was a pleasure then.

>>508128604
I like the tattoo on the front of her neck, the one that marks to the surgeon where her tracheostomy tube will go after has her larynx removed for her chain-smoking/cum-guzzling/bulimia complications.

>>126744184
WEW
>MFW the Ska album

>>507650290
>bibi threatens America
>entire military deployed overseas
>no, don't you all go all TKD on us while we're away! *wink wink*

Nadine Jansen.

>>507281068
>condom

>>126704188
>prematurely lactating