Not a single Simon Salva thread. Once again, I have saved 4chan by compiling screenshots of a spammer's most cringe posts and chasing them off my board with a coordinated harassment campaign. I believe I have deserved a nice cigarette and mexican coca cola as a reward for my service. Come round! Cigarettes and colas for e'rryone!
>still needing to douche
Lmao, kindergarten shit. If you get enough fiber and stick to the right diet you can spontaneously fuck yourself in the ass with zero preparation whenever you want as long as you don't have to actively shit in that moment. My shits are like bricks almost every single time. They don't leave anything behind. I poop and I'm already clean before I even go to wipe. Get on my level faggot
