I don't care about any of this shit
Where's Jo'on? She should use this AI thing to scam the moonies

Here's an investment question, anons.
Let's say, through the lottery or inheretince or by whatever other means, you suddenly came into possession of a smooth 100 million USD. What would you invest in the maintain this dosh throughout your lifetime and into subsequent generations?

Personally, I'd invest pretty heavily into investment bonds. You wouldn't make a lot, necessarily, but as far as I know it's pretty much the safest long-term investment option, assuming the US doesn't become a pariah in the next 20 years.