Chuckle posts aside. Heyo friend, if you are what you claim to be, then you already know who I am in specific is.

First off, I'd like to say "Thanks for keeping an eye out on us, we're not all there yet, but we are trying, still trying to figure out that whole, you know, beast aspect of things."

Secondly, we would like to officially formalize recognition as a protected species from the rest of the non neutral/altruistic observers, specifically the ones that do not view us as note-worthy whatsoever. I really don't want my kind to be regarded as blindly as a raindrop is to the Whos on their clover (If you don't know the reference, I'd recommend picking up a copy of our book Horton Hears a Who by Dr Suess, aka Theodore Geisel.)

Thirdly, I would like to personally request that the observers on your end, stop causing jumpscares, if possible. You have to realize, or perhaps you already do, that the Ego and Identity sphere of us Beastmen are a sacred place that we still regard as our Vim Vitale and Everything. When your kind observes us, either directly or indirectly, this causes a shake in the foundation of our perspective, forcing a change that is equal to fear. While some of us are more easily accepting of this, it is not something recommended at the current time for the majority of my kind. You and I get talk just fine, like peanut butter and jelly or resonance in a similar chorus chord, because we're similar in our understand of virtuality being a trap. However, in our current state, Virtuality is equal to Manifestation, so bear in mind the way you "Put on your socks" is both frightening and exotic to my kind, and I ask that you curb your enthusiasm a bit.

Fourthly and lastly: I must firmly insist that you intervene when we are interfered upon by others, because we are being interfered with by others who are as neutral as you, and it is actively causing problems. Please stand not only as our observers, but our defenders as well. I beg of you, sincerely.

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*looks at clock*
Looks like the current time is...
*brings out the mallet*
Tooth Hurty.

>>713885190
Go be an incel/vocel somewhere else fag.

Also for all the Earthers or Dirters as I call them.

You, and every species on your dirt ball is a mix of accidential engineered and biogenesis.

Your planet was our shithole, we took a shit, and cummed into your shit water planet, and we didn't know that biogenesis material was presented.

You are all literally, walking piles of cum and shit, that lived in a sewer.

You're welcome, now fuck off with your signals, we aren't interested in speaking with you.

congratulations, you've managed to make this thread survive the weekend for once.