>>717744969
Nigger they're called the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton of course they're completely obsessed with killing Hank it's their entire purpose.

Okay so, purely theoretically, what could they do to maximize how horrible this could end up
pull any and all stops out, even if its outlandish like hell

>>716408659
>be nintendofag
>decide daisy is your waifu
>daisyfags are tomboyfags, far from the worst of the nintendo girl-related preferences but nintendofags manage to make it insufferable nonetheless
>tomboys MUST be tanned because of course they must
>hit your 30s
>remember all those times you said nigger on the internet as a teenager
>instead of saying based you cringe like it was an intrusive thought of a bad memory
>begin to systematically reformat your memories to fit the standards of your average terminally online neoliberal
>I was a tomboy lover? No no, that's an unrealistic beauty standard.....
>I was ACTUALLY advocating for Daisy to be brown, Nintendo needs racial diversity
Sad to see

>>527421601
>had a brain tumor removed last year and is likely permanently out of modding
well damn