Long time no see /hsrg/ - Honses and Stallion Racing General! Have you honsed your honse today? You have? Good. Keep up the great work, honsefrens!

"umapyoi umapyoi"
"......nnn-- ka---tto!!"
uma p...... haaaa.........?"
"kore mo suggoku iindesu kedoo!! atashitachi,
motto toresen gakuen o moriagenakya ikenaito omoundesu!"
"fufun" "tashikani......" "hoo......" "ha......"
sekkaku no matsuri sawagi..."
chotto dake supiido appu shimasen kaa!?"
"ondo de supiido appu--??"

saa minna hajjimaruyo- "hayaa" (fu--)
wan tsuu san haii
(so-ree so-ree so-ree so-re--)

n-ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a
(o---chucchu-)
n-ma-a n-maa ikiga-kurushii!
(sukkarankankan karatto kyarotto-)
n-ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a ma-a
(o--- chucchu-)
n-maa nmaa nmaa are? oto ga dena--i!
(o-nkyo-u san hai!)

u-reshikutte h-shaijatte doodo-ndo--n (ayrayaccha)
yu-rayuratto hi-rahiratto hanamaru yukata
ka-mi o yutte o-bi o maite
kyukyu-n kyu--u (kitsuiccha)
maddama-da ya-gure-wa ha-jimatta ba-karii!
mo- i-kaii! (ma-da-dayo!) "arayotto-"
mo-i-kaii! "mou!" (mo-i-yo-!) "yoisho-"

to-doke to-doke omoi yo to-doke (so-ree!)
oeba nigete gu-rugu-ru ma-waru
(so-ree so-ree so-ree so-re--!!"
so-ra
mezza-su- wa ittadaki (fuffu-)
mezza-su- wa bucchigiri (fuffu-)
o-so-ru-ru- koto na-ka-re--

nna koto itte--
dododododo-dosun no do--sun no??
(rettsu go-!!)

me-cchakkuccha me-cchakkuccha
yo--isayoisa yo--isayoisa
o-dori o-dori kurue---!!
(so-ree so--ree so-ree so-re--!!)

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horses also face dangers in racing. 1.5 horses die out of every 1,000 starts in the United States. The U.S. Jockey Club in New York estimates that about 600 horses died at racetracks in 2006. The Jockey Club in Hong Kong reported a far lower figure of 0.58 horses per 1,000 starts. There is speculation that drugs used in horse racing in the United States, which are banned elsewhere, are responsible for the higher death rate in the United States.

In the Canadian province of Ontario, a study of 1,709 racehorse deaths between 2003 and 2015 found that the majority of deaths were attributable to "damage during exercise to the horses' musculoskeletal system", including fractures, dislocations, and tendon ruptures. Mortality rates were eight times higher for thoroughbreds than standardbreds, and highest amongst young horses. The study also found that the incidence of off-track deaths was twice as high for thoroughbreds.

In the United Kingdom, 186 horses were killed as a direct result of racing in 2019. Of these 145 died in National Hunt (jump) racing and 41 in flat racing. A report published in 2005 estimated that "around 375 horses who are entered into races each season die from their injuries, or they are killed because they are considered of no further commercial value, even though they are young enough to continue racing." It added, "Reasons for horses being destroyed include broken legs, back, neck and pelvis; fatal spinal injuries, exhaustion, heart attack, and burst blood vessels in the lungs."

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #2]

In North American racing, the three most common ways to bet money are to win, to place, and to show. A bet to win, sometimes called a "straight" bet, means staking money on the horse, and if it comes in first place, the bet is a winner. In a bet to place, you are betting on your horse to finish either first or second. A bet to show wins if the horse finishes first, second or third. Since it is much easier to select a horse to finish first, second, or third than it is to select a horse just for first, the show payoffs will be much lower on average than win payoffs. If there are a small number of horses in the race, show or place bets may not be offered (or if bets have already been made, they are cancelled and the wagered amounts refunded).

[FUN FACT #4]

Front Runner (逃げ): A front runner runs out to the front (or near the front) early in a race. These types of horses are also known as "speed" horses. They rely on getting out of the gate very quickly to establish their position in first or second place. Without expending all of their energy during the early stages of a race, a good front runner will set a modest pace and then slowly increase that lead until the final stretch where most hold on for dear life. If a horse is a true champion, they will continue to extend their lead over the rest of their field.

Stalker (先攻): Stalkers stay off the pace but within striking distance of the front runners. They make their move anywhere from before the final turn to during the final stretch, overtaking overworked front runners for the win. Since they are in a better position than closers, being near the front, and have not exerted as much energy as front runners up to this point in the race, the stalking style is popular and often successful.

Closer (差し): Closers pace themselves early in the race, usually waiting at the back of the pack until the late stages of a race. A closer does not rely on their start out of the gate and the jockey will often lightly pull them back to make sure they are positioned at near the rear of the pack. Due to the distance between closers and front runners, a closer has to begin their move before the final turn unless the race is unusually long (1 1/8 mile or longer), like a Triple Crown race for example.

Deep Closer (追込み): A more extreme version of closers, this style stays at the far back to first reserve energy, and will start making moves starting from the mid-section of the race.

>>533585145
I am having a date with my honsegirls squad just fine thank you for asking

Yasashii sono yubi ga owari ni fureru toki
Ima dake kimi dake shinjite mo iin darou?

Dare mo ga kuzureteku negai wo motome sugite
Jibun ga ochite yuku basho wo sagashiteru

Kizutsukete yureru shika dekinai
Zawameku omoi ga bokura no shinjitsu nara

Kowareau kara ugokenai
Sabishii hane kasanete
Deau hikari no nai jidai no
Mabishisa wo misete

Kanashii me no mama de kuchizukete shimau tabi
Motto zutto motto sotto mamoreru ki ga shita

Kokoro shika dakishimeru mono no nai
Kodoku no tochuu de miushinau sekai ga aru

Kawareru koto ga kowaku naru
Fukai kodou no saki ni
Kawasu honoo ni egakareta
Eien ga mieru

Kowareau kara ugokenai
Sabishii hane kasanete
Deau hikari no nai jidai no
Mabushisa dake

Kawareru chikara osorenai
Fukai kodou no saki ni
Kawasu honoo yo egakareta
Unmei ni todoke

Honse status?

*farts on your thread*

>>531309614
>>>on my discord
>am I missing something here?
Yes, you miss the step where you buy a rope, tie it to a high place and hang yourself with it. It is not too late to do that however, in fact I suggest you do it right now.

>>531267205
Told you it's unintended and will get gutted like Tribbie/Feixiao synergy kek

*farts on your thread*

*taps mic* Is this thing on? Poast Cutefly, Cyrene, Cipher, Cerydra and Shotadei.

>>530902985
I like the implication that Phainon is a bong

>>530729385
Please be in Castrum Kremnos

*brrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp* Don't mind me farting on your thread

Can you poast my wife?

>>530029223
Phainon
31
It's a tie between futanari and clitoris enlargement

>>530002014
Ryukishit07 of Troonmineko fame

>Phainon 976
Isn't this longer than one Penacony main story quest?

>>529390234
They collect data for that every year. Troondalphon only showed up in top 10 on 2019-2020 or so. His ranking fell off a cliff in the following years since his ""fans"" don't actually like Grub and dropped it the moment he isn't getting his own anni event anymore.

>>529260470
My cock can fix her sexual trauma.

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