>>58139662
>he thinks not being in this shit game is a punishment

Not having a mega is a small price to pay to skip this game altogether. I hope Typhlosion isn't even in the national dex. You don't deserve him, TPC doesn't deserve him, GameFreak doesn't deserve him, the players don't deserve him, you are all full of crap that got scared by a Twitter joke. The only one of the 12 first starters without a mega in the end will be Typhlosion, right, and mega evolution is a pointless gimmick that only did harm to the game. It is a compliment to do not have one, to rely on a Pokémon's normal stats.

The only way to win in ZA is not being in the game at all. Megas will never be a real format. You can cope, seethe, rage and dilate. No one is even going to raise your pig. It is only going to appear where it rightfully should, in the rival team for those who pick Chikorita. Grim.

I don't belong in this fandom anymore. The amount of foolishness in it has become too excessive.

>soliciting sex from a minor
>criminal usage of false identity
>kidnap
>illegal captivity
>forced intoxication of a unknowing third party
>blackmail
>threat of violence / harrassment
>rape
>pedophilia
>attempted murder

Pedo bros, when will people finally forgive our starter? It is hard that its existence is barely acknowledged anymore outside of the leaks.

Apparently he won't even be in the dex for Pokémon ZA.

>>716019219
>soliciting sex from a minor
>ownership of false identity
>criminal usage of false identity
>forced intoxication
>pedophilia
>rape
>illegal captivity
>violent threat / harrassment
>blackmail
>attempted murder

The reason why human-Pokémon relationships can't be real is because freaks like these would be in every other kid's Fire Starter team.

>soliciting sex from a minor
>illegal usage of false identity
>illegal captivity
>forced intoxication
>rape
>pedophilia
>blackmail
>threaten of violance / harrassment
>attempted murder

In any fair country, he'd get a ride on the electric chair as punishment. Losing a mega evolution is a slip on the wrist.

Typedo raped a girl then was going to kill her father when the man decided to use 2nd-ammendment and it was super effective.

>>57911708
>kidnaps, intoxicates and rapes a child while impersonating
>keeps her in a cave
>threaten to kill her father if she tries to leave
>eventually try to kill him
>father uses 2nd Amendment, it is Super Effective and a Critical Hit against the pedo starter
>girl is disgraced for life, giving birth to a Cyndaquil rape baby from the fire starter monster

This would make a True Crime documentary.