>>81884935
>Scenario: You walk into a cafe, and wish to order a meal.
I order my meal, if the waitress is cute, I flirt a little but not too much - while waiting for my food, I check the environment, the decor, the folks who come here to eat
my food arrives, i say thanks, i eat my fill, pay + plus tip, and leave
>Scenario: You are lining up for welfare payments and someone collapses in front of you.
I'm in line for welfare, taking that into account I feel that death was probably seen as a blessing for the collapsed man/woman - I tell the lady behind the counter to call 911, I don't bother to check the pulse
I ask if anyone knows CPR, someone does, I tell them to do it, I leave
>Scenario: A criminal breaks into your home.
I run down naked with my machete in hand
I let out a blood-curdling scream and shout out "It is a good day to die!"
One of two ways, either he dies or I die - both options preferrable
I just can't be bothered, mate