There used to be a fanfic right after SHB dropped where the Crystal Exarch locks the WOL in the tower and violently rapes (you) until (you) get pregnant but its author deleted it. I will never, ever recapture that kind of joy ever again.

>>76514935
Never, I'm a 5'6" gymcel.

>>11521582
>charges begin at 80 dollars

He should unironically use that "upload video in the future" feature and upload a video a year from now in which he says that if he's dead it was one of the publishers.
If nothing happens he can still postpone that video