>>214641111
>>arianne's big fat brown titties
The Soiled Knight is too based for D&D to ever have adapted it. Legitimately one of the best chapters in the book, they never could have done justice to Arys knowing that Arianne is completely mindfucking him but still falling for it anyway because she's so irresistible

>>212458713
>tfw the show never had Soiled Knight kino

the show needed the plotline where /ourguy/ fucks the Princess of Dorne and then commits suicide by cop out of shame over betraying his race