>>725142652
>2026 console release
>2027 epic games release
>2028 new consoles release
>2029 steam release
yeah fuck this

>Killer looks under bed
>MC isn't there, turns out he silently repositioned while we weren't looking

>>514025294
Ozempic, Ozempic vagina, troon surgery but somehow we still can't stop balding. Sure...

>Games is PS exclusive
>Shills sucking its dick, calling it a huge step forward for Team Ninja
>No longer exclusive, comes out on PC
>Everyone agrees it's shit

Every.Single.Time